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  1. >You are Anon "Chick" Mous, the Chickenman
  2. >You're one of many anonymous humans that have been appearing in the anthro world, and a beacon of hope to many
  3. >Most people who are close to you know how hard you've fought for what you have and the mistakes you've made...
  4. >But right now isn't the time for that
  5. >Right now you're on a flight headed to a Christmas party with the Millers and your closest friends
  6. >Jasmine was already home with her family, so they were just waiting on your party of five to arrive
  7. >Strong, Clara, Mechanic, and Lilith were sitting with you in the odd little first class seat enclosures
  8. >You sat in the middle of the section, Clara and Strong to your immediate left while Lilith and her Anon sat to your right chatting towards you
  9. >"I can't believe we're flying in such a nice cabin! I never would have been able to do this before meeting all of you wonderful people. Gah. And these baby lobsters are so good too! You really didn't have to do this Chick!"
  10. >You laugh as the Mechanic does his best to explain that they weren't baby Lobsters when you cut in
  11. >"Actually, some planes do offer baby lobsters. That's just a bit silly for me though, and I got you guys the Royal Red shrimp. They do call them the mini lobsters of the shrimp world though."
  12. >Lilith beams at you while poking her lover on the nose and quietly saying she knew she read the menu right, Mechanic just accepting it and giving up on arguing the point
  13. >You take a glance over to Clara and Strong to find that they're chatting quietly under their breath about how they'll have to return the favor at some point for all of this luxury
  14. >"Why would I make you guys pay for a treat? It's Christmas. I'm spending the money I normally just sit on a bit so we can have a good time with it. Don't worry about what the price tags all add up to. I don't put a price on friendship, so you shouldn't worry about doing so either."
  15. >Clara sheepishly nods, sighing and looking at the menu in front of her and deciding to just got a hamburger and some fries
  16. >A smile cracks your face as you remember meeting her parents, and how your dad so quickly adjusted to you
  17. >At some point Clara told him about your rather dark secret and how you had taken someone's life
  18. >When you arrived Clara blurted it out in the car to you, and you didn't know how to react as you approached their house
  19. >As it turns out, he didn't care about you doing that at all, but he was rather impressed by the rest of your personal achievements
  20. >Close to equal representation for anthros and humans in a thriving business, all but married to a very lovely and loving tiger, and covered in the kinds of scars only someone who has survived hardships could possibly bare
  21. >He even took note of your eye-patch, and you tried to explain to him it was because of a recent accident but he didn't care
  22. >He just patted you on the shoulder and told you that you had to be a good person to have endured so much and still came out like you have
  23. >Clara's mother "momo" was a much different story with how she felt about you
  24. >She was entranced by your various scars and marks, impressed by how dangerous your previous life had been, excited by the fact that you married an apex predator
  25. >When she gave you a hug you could hear her purring heartily against you, and felt her tail wrap slightly around you as she asked you if you wanted to stay the night
  26. >Clara angrily interjected that you all had to get to a party a few states away, and left her baby with them to watch over while looking in some kind of book in her purse and writing something down
  27. >Though you were as puzzled by the book as Strong seemed to be, you were happy to head towards the airport and to the very flight you were on right now
  28. >As you allow your mind to wander more and more, the gentle sound of your best friends talking around you lulls you into a deep sleep, being woken by Lilith just minutes before you were all set to land
  29. >It looks like Clara got her hamburger and fries, but let Strong have the fries to go with a PBJ sandwhich from inside of his backpack
  30. >Part of you wants to chide them about being so worried about you spending money, but you can understand why they care so much
  31. >Lilith's anon is looking over a menu of various beers and trying to decide what he wants as the captain walks into the cabin to tell everyone that the menus are now closed because we'll be landing soon
  32. >Mechanic scowls, Lilith smiles at you, and Clara and Strong are discussing meeting Jasmine's family for the first time as the plane slowly descends onto the runway
  33. >A few minutes later and everyone is loading luggage into the rental truck you'd be driving for the next few days
  34. >With Clara, Strong, and Lilith in the back while Mechanic rides shotgun it's time to head out towards the Miller family house and get this party started
  35.  
  36. >Rolling through the streets around the "Little Russia" neighborhood make you feel like you're in a different country
  37. >Brutalist soviet apartment complexes slowly taper off into normal housing that the community's best people seemed to live in
  38. >Doctors that did "house" calls to the complexes, dentists that would do procedures on the cheap, importers that could get their hands on goods from other countries easily, etc.
  39. >The Millers seemed out of place if you didn't know better, what with Olga's husband almost never leaving the house and Olga only ever leaving the house at random
  40. >Pulling up into their driveway and unpacking your stuff you try to start to explain why they're so loved by the community when Jasmine comes running out to hug you
  41. >"CHICKY! Chicky chicky Chicky chicky! I'm glad you guys got here! I'm sorry about the rental car situation, I would have picked you guys up but some asshole stole my old Volkswagen."
  42. >When she lets go of you she seems angry, but a quick hug from Clara and Lilith quickly get rid of her frown as they all cheer in the front yard at all being together for Christmas
  43. >You whisper to the other guys to make sure everything about Jasmine's car was in order, knowing she couldn't hear you, and they both nod
  44. >The trio of lovely ladies all quickly dash into the house to talk more as Olga's massive frame appears in the doorway, blocking Clara and picking her up for a hug
  45. >You hear the telltale popping of Clara's back as Olga's special back breaking hug does it's magic on the smaller snow leopard, moving on to the raccoon who seems happy to get her back popped as Clara rubs her back and comments on how all of the stress on it seemingly melted away
  46. >Lilith joins her a second later in talking about Olga's magic as she spots all of the anons bringing in luggage and goes to pop your back first
  47. >She picks you up without any struggling, remembering the magical feeling of her strong arms popping all the disks in your back at once and somehow making it feel amazing
  48. >When she puts you down she asks if Jasmine hurt you again, and you tell her it was just an accident which she takes to heart as she moves on to grab for the Mechanic
  49. >Strong manages to duck around her and get into the house without having his back popped, Mechanic trying to understand how she could give such amazing bear hugs
  50. >Olga responds with a smile while patting his head like he was only a child
  51. >"Olga is licensed Chiropractor. I am master at making backs pop. I learn how to give hug that makes back feel good, all visitors get magic hug before they enter house. It make everyone happy, yes?"
  52. >A chorus of happy yeses respond to her as she seems flustered, her fur poofing out with happiness
  53. >Upon entering the house Grant's handiwork is more evident than ever
  54. >Custom woodwork is everywhere, the dining room full of upscaled engraved wood furnishings, the stair railing detailed beautifully, the living room's normal coffee table having been replaced by one of Grant's custom works
  55. >Judging by the noises coming from the kitchen he was back there doing his best to prepare enough food for everyone
  56. >You're tempted to walk back there and help him cook when you hear someone yelling in a thick Slavic accent yelling to hold the door
  57. >Jasmine's sister Natalia is following right behind a human dressed head to toe in Adidas gear
  58. >Her white stripes and orange fur seem to match up with his bright clothes pretty well, and you assume that they must have done that on purpose
  59. >Boris avoids coming inside after his tiger however, and says something about buying fireworks that catches the Mechanic's attention
  60. >After a moment of short discussion Boris convinces him to join him in getting the fireworks for tonight, and they head off leaving everyone else behind to chat and talk while waiting on grant to finish making the food
  61.  
  62. >An few hours have passed and Grant is putting the finishing touches on setting up dinner while You, Strong, Clara, and Jasmine are all chatting with Olga in the living room
  63. >You and Strong were both sober right now, with Jasmine holding anything even remotely alcoholic away from her in the hopes that she was carrying your child
  64. >Clara however, has had an awful lot of the vodka and eggnog flavoring mix that Olga made for the party, and she's poofed out a bit while speaking with Jasmine about something
  65. >After a while she begins to get closer and closer to Jasmine, seemingly happier and more drunk by the second
  66. >Obviously very inebriated, she puts a hand on Jasmine's shoulder and speaks loudly to her
  67. >"Ya know Jas... I saw that vidyo you and Chick made. That was a gooooodd vee-day-oh. I watched it so many times..."
  68. >Jasmine appears flustered by her comment, but mutters a slightly stuttered thanks as Clara continues to go on, pulling herself closer to Jasmine
  69. >"I think you and Chicky need to do like Emi! Swwwwiiingin with us. You're so pretty Jasmine... You got a beautiful white fur pattern on you now. So much more stunning than plain old Emi."
  70. >Jasmine looks at you confused as Clara hugs her tightly, and it suddenly dawns on you that you never told Jasmine about what Strong and Clara had done with Emi
  71. >You're about to say something about it when Jasmine suddenly lets out a confused "huh" as Clara's face slams into her chest
  72. >"OH! Clara. Maybe you should lay off the drinks for a while because you seem pretty-"
  73. >Jasmine's words are cut off by a very loud purr from Clara as she motorboats your wife, causing Jasmine to pull the snep off of her
  74. >A less gentle person would have shoved her off but Jasmine had the control to just hold her at bay as she tried to dive into her cleavage again
  75. >Strong moves in quickly to grab her by the arms and with Jasmine's help they pull the snep up the stairs towards the upper bathroom
  76. >After a few moments you can hear a shower running, and a slightly damp tigress comes back down the stairs to inform you Strong is currently sobering Clara up and that he'll be busy for a second
  77. >With Olga having gone to the Kitchen to help out her husband, only you and your lovely partner are in the living room now
  78. >"I want an explanation for what she meant by that comment later, but for now I just want to cuddle a bit."
  79. >Jasmine carefully sits down beside you on the couch, sliding close to you and nuzzling you lovingly
  80. >Her eyes close as she begins to fully relax beside you and a gentle purring escapes her chest
  81. >You lean against her a bit and close your own eyes, enjoying the moment for however long it will last
  82. >Almost a half hour later and Strong comes down the stairs with a seemingly grumpy Clara trailing behind him, just in time to hear Olga calling from the dining room that dinner is ready
  83. >After Olga calls out loudly into the house that dinner is ready, and everyone comes out of hiding to participate in the start of tonight's festivities
  84. >Lilith and Natalia come out of her bedroom with freshly painted nails, giggling like they'd known each other for years
  85. >The sound of roman candles and bottle-rockets firing off outside dies down a fair bit as Boris and the Mechanic come back inside, putting down large bags of unused fireworks by the door
  86. >Clara abandons her grumpy mood as she jumps into the seat right beside you so she's as close to Jasmine as possible, but Strong seems to hesitate as he leans over the railing on the stairs and complains about throwing out his back trying to wash Clara
  87. >Olga overhears him and walks towards him as fast as she can, ignoring his gentle pleas not to crack his back
  88. >He almost yells out for her not to do it as she lifts him into the air and pressed hard into his back with her arms, causing very loud pops to emanate from his back
  89. >Rather than stopping there however, Olga repositions him onto her shoulder for a moment and flexes her large muscular arms on his back again, causing more distinct cracking
  90. >When Strong is finally out of her grasp and back on the floor he seems ready to complain about the pain being worse, but his grimace quickly turns into a look of pure confusion
  91. >"Olga tell you she knows what she is doing."
  92. >He nods at her as he stretches his back out, amazed at how the simple hug fixed all of his pains in a single go
  93. >With everyone taking a spot at the table, Grant opens up various dishes on the table to display the various dishes laid out before everyone
  94. >"Pelmeni, Pirozhki, Hamburgers, Fries... I think we have a good mix of all kinds of things from American and Russian culture for us all to eat. I wanted to make something everyone would like, so I hope you guys like it! Now dig in!"
  95.  
  96. >The dinner was oddly quiet as the various sweets, pastries, and fried foods were passed around
  97. >The Mechanic asked about Grant's fur and if it was a mutation or not, and Lily almost jumped on his neck for asking what she thought was such a very personal question
  98. >Grant didn't seem to care as much though, explaining that it was in fact a mutation and most likely the reason Jasmine had her fur condition when she was young
  99. >Clara at one point whispered with Olga about Grant's "size" and Olga purred loudly as she went into great detail about how "he is big, and has bumps not spurs" and so on
  100. >Jasmine physically gagged at one point, but other than that the dinner was rather tame and quiet
  101. >You and Strong helped Grant clean up the dishes, moving slower on account of all of the food you were stuffed with
  102. >His small 5'5 frame darts quickly around the kitchen as he excitedly speaks about how Christmas was normally just Olga's kids and Olga, and how this year everyone except Omar was here with their new lovers
  103. >"Shame that Omar can't be here Grant. I assume being a professional gridiron player keeps him too busy to come home when he wants to, or find a date."
  104. >Grant nods to you from a step ladder in front of the sink, cleaning dishes rapidly with his small paws
  105. >"He'll find love one day. Speaking of things people love... you two boys did take Jasmine's old junk heap right? Seems a bit odd that the BHA said they were handling the theft case as a personal matter, and that someone would want that old bucket of bolts."
  106. >Strong quickly checks that the females are all moving gifts from hiding spots to the living room, giving you the thumbs up
  107. >"That's right. Anon Davidson, my Mechanic, had some people he knows in town grab it in the night last week and they've been doing the restoration as fast as they can since then. The only problem is that they can't find the rear seats for it, so they put Jasmine's junk back in place and even threw in a new pure foam mattress for her back there."
  108. >Grant smiles at the two of you, cleaning the last dish and putting it away before throwing off his apron and walking towards the two of you
  109. >"Let's get to the gift opening then boys."
  110. >Sounds good to you, and Strong doesn't seem to be arguing the point of waiting any longer
  111.  
  112. >The living room is full of various covered presents, and all of the ladies are smiling at you when you walk in
  113. >The fireplace on the wall across from the couch is lit, making the room a bit more welcoming than usual
  114. >Grant walks over to Olga and she lifts her massively over-sized sweater to let him crawl under it, fitting perfectly around the both of them
  115. >"Chick first gals. Then we pass out the others, since most of you already had your Christmas gifts."
  116. >You plop down on the couch and the first gift is carefully handed to you by Strong
  117. >You gently open a small envelope to find a letter of authenticity inside, detailing how it was proof for an antique Winchester 1895 in and a Dragunov Tigr in 7.62x54mmR
  118. >"I would have brought them with me, but I'm not like you and I can't just wave a badge and pack heat on a plane. Speaking of that, can you two get me a badge some day?"
  119. >You laugh and pat him on the shoulder, assuring him that you'll do your absolute best to get him a badge at some point
  120. >The next gift is a much larger one, given to you by Lilith while her husband hands a similar package to Jasmine
  121. >Opening up the packages you find a matching pair of hand knitted tiger striped sweaters
  122. >Jasmine's is a lovely shade of pink while yours is a dashing white
  123. >Jasmine giggles at her color, but thanks Lilith all the same while you put on your sweater and remove your shirt underneath without taking it off
  124. >When your abs show for a fleeting second as you pull your shirt out of the bottom of the sweater Jasmine playfully whistles, making you blush a bit
  125. >Boris announces he has "gift for all of peoples" while opening up a box of various vodkas and passing them around while Natalia passes around small Tupperware containers of Blini
  126. >Feeling like it's time for Jasmine's surprise, you're caught off guard when Grant slides out of Olga's sweater for a second and goes through the door off the side of the living room into their bedroom to get something
  127. >He comes back after a moment with a very heavy crate in his arms, beautifully styled with tags on strings hanging out of the box marking it "IMPORT" and "AWARDED ITEM"
  128. >He hands you a key for a very plane set of locks on the front, and you open it to see what appears to be the rough shape of an AK platform rifle under a silk sheet
  129. >A plaque on the inside is beyond your comprehension for what it says, other than your name where you assume whomever was given such a rifle would have their name placed
  130. >When you pull back the covering, sitting above a row of matching magazine is an AKM with unmistakable green bakelite furniture
  131. >The exact furniture you only heard about being awarded to people who did amazing things for their country
  132. >You check the fire selector and your eyes go wide in horror as you recognize that the full auto mode is marked and able to be selected
  133. >Your gaze shoots to Olga and she beams at you, assuming you enjoyed your very unique gift
  134. >"How the hell did you get this Olga? I know that you did that thing for the government right before the union collapsed... but this is a full auto AK! These are illegal! Who the heck did you kill to get this?"
  135. >Olga looks confused, and Clara has a moment of clarity as she explain things to you with a calm tone
  136. >"Chick. This place is different than your home. Olga gave up whatever award they wanted to give up so you could get that. Plus, Russian guns aren't illegal. The "Red scare" your world went through never happened. The Cold war never escalated because the USSR collapsed way earlier because of trying to spread itself too thin. Vietnam only happened because the NVA were trying to seize power and influence with all of the soviet states that were going into chaos during the slow collapse. I mean... I could go on for hours... but you get the point, right?"
  137. >For a moment you feel the old sting of this world not being "yours" swirling in your head, but you push it aside and remember that this very much was your home now
  138. >"I'll read some books on the subject later Clara. For now I think we have a few more gifts, right?"
  139. >Olga nods, and Boris pulls out some packages from behind her chair and hands them to your closest friends
  140. >Mechanic gets a massive blue adjustable wrench with soviet markings on it, also tagged as an import
  141. >Clara opens a compact box with Strong and finds a Makarov inside, which she seems confused by until Olga explains
  142. >"Is special factory engraved pistol. Is for you. I know you are not like Strong in how much you like guns, but I think you will find is a good pistol to start out with. Grip also looks like tiny human pecker."
  143. >Clara looks it over, and her drunk mind finally realizes what she said at the last part while she laughs
  144. >With that out of the way you watch as Mechanic sends someone a text on his phone, a familiar honk coming from outside as Jasmine glances out the window with a confused look on her face
  145. >The second she sees her yellow 1971 Volkswagen Deluxe sitting outside with a fresh coat of paint she tries to jump up and towards it
  146. >You grab her by the hand and she slows down but still drags you out towards it as the Mechanic laughs and chatters on about how hard it was to actually take it without being caught
  147. >He goes over how he replaced pretty much everything and even put in a new engine, but Jasmine is just happy to slide the door open and get into the back where her freshly claened stuffed animals and blankets are
  148. >You crawl into the van beside her, and she confused as you fiddle with the buckle on something
  149. >"Really now Chick? Here? Now?"
  150. >A slight tremor in her chest of an excited purr she's trying to hide escapes her mouth as you slowly put a lovely leather collar around her neck
  151. >You tighten it to your liking and she uses her phone to get a proper glimpse at it around her neck, purring loudly in approval
  152. >"I take it you like it?"
  153. >She responds with a gentle kiss on your cheek, sliding covers over you and cuddling closely to you
  154. >The mechanic heads back inside while you and Jasmine take a moment to relax alone, Clara and Strong coming outside to see the collar that you told them about when you remember Jasmine still didn't know about their odd habits
  155. >Sitting with your back against the inner wall of the Volkswagen, you invite the two of them inside and decide to have a chat about it with the four of you
  156. >They agree, and a Strong begins to explain what exactly went down between him, Emi, and Clara
  157.  
  158. >At the end of the story Jasmine looks somewhat shocked at what they've both said and done
  159. >She holds your hand and you whisper back and forth about it before she concedes that it's their life, and they can do what they want
  160. >"But, and this is a big but... I don't want to swing with you Clara. I'm highly flattered knowing that you loved the video I made with Chick, but I don't think I could ever be with anyone but Chick. He was the first person I trusted to even get close to me in that way in such a very long time, and I honestly don't think I can handle anyone besides him sharing a bed like that. I will say that IF, and this is also a big IF, I was ever to do that with anyone it would definitely be you guys. But... I don't think that will ever happen."
  161. >Strong looks like he knew that answer all along, neither happy or sad at hearing it
  162. >Clara seems a bit downtrodden, but understands that Jasmine didn't want to have a relationship like she did
  163. >They have a short hug, and Jasmine nuzzles Clara with a tender affection before letting them crawl out of the back of her vehicle and back towards the house
  164. >Feeling tired but not wanting to sleep in the van for the night, you follow them with Jasmine back into the house
  165. >A pretty good amount of time has passed since you take note that Olga and Grant have retired to their bedroom, while Jasmine's sister and Lilith cuddle up and sleep soundly with their lovers in front of the fireplace
  166. >Jasmine nudges Clara and asks if she wants to join them, but Clara rubs her neck and mumbles about how hot it would be with so many people right next to the fire
  167. >"As much as I would love to lay down with you guys I can't handle the fire so closely with so many people. I'd love lay down with you guys, but we're sleeping in Omar's room because it's nice and cool in there."
  168. >A moment of inspiration hits and you kiss Jasmine on the cheek softly saying the word "nest" in a questioning tone
  169. >She thinks for a moment then smiles and nods at your idea
  170. >"Well... technically Jasmine's bed is big enough for all of us. It's a nest bed, if you know what those are."
  171. >The semi-sober Snow leopard lets out a gleeful cheer as Jasmine quickly interjects with a stipulation
  172. >"That is of course, as long as everyone behaves. I love you like a sister Clara, and I don't want anything to get between us."
  173. >Clara agrees instantly, and Strong questions what a nest bed is as you walk up the stairs and into Jasmine's room
  174.  
  175. >Jasmine's room is an AC chilled time capsule of her youth, with stuffed animals of all sorts scattered around the place
  176. >The walls have various posters for a bunch of rock bands and pop bands you've heard her talk about a few times before
  177. >But the most striking feature was the massive "nest" in the corner of her room
  178. >A large circular almost pet bed styled foam and cotton stuffed "mattress" that became very popular in Russia due to how cheap they were to make and maintain
  179. >A king sized bed cost a lot to get your hands on and sheets were only available in shops usually
  180. >Nest beds were bigger, could fit a bunch of people, and anyone could make covers big enough to sleep under as a group, or you could have a bunch of single blankets on it
  181. >Clara happily leaps onto the bed, sinking into the soft fabrics and crawling under the giant covers while telling strong to join them
  182. >Jasmine strips down to just her underwear, telling everyone to follow suit
  183. >When everyone is in their underwear you crawl between Clara and Jasmine, Strong taking up the slot next to you which blocks Clara from Jasmine by one more body
  184. >Things are a bit chillier than Strong must have guessed, so Clara covers him in as much fluff as possible, putting one of her legs over his and locking them together
  185. >Jasmine does the same with you and not long after all of your recent escapades begin to catch up with you, sleeping tugging at you and gently asking to take you to dreamland
  186. >You resist the calls for a while though, closing your eyes and slowing down your breathing so you could fake sleep and see if Jasmine was going to be properly comfortable doing this
  187. >After a while you hear Clara shuffle a bit, whispering Jasmine's name and extending her paw out to the tigress
  188. >Jasmine reaches out over your chest, gripping Clara's paw softly as Strong dozes and you pretend to be asleep
  189. >"We'll always be friends no matter what... right Jas?"
  190. >You can feel Jasmine's smile light up her face as Clara returns the favor and gently grips her paw
  191. >"Of course Clara. I will always be there for you no matter what you do... Just like Chick is always there when I need him. Like how Anon is there for you. Chick told me before I left he hoped you guys would be around forever because he thinks of you all as family."
  192. >The two cats purr softly and begin to properly relax, their arms linked around you and Strong
  193. >"He told me that you're stuck with relatives, but family are the people that always have your back. You're my sister as far as I'm concerned Clara."
  194. >The snow leopard sniffs a bit, obviously a bit overtaken by just how much the two of you cared for her and her husband
  195. >Her voice trembles a bit with joy and relief as she speaks the final words of the night between the four of you
  196. >"I wouldn't have it any other way, sister."
  197. >And so the night comes to a close as snow gently falls and blankets the city in a gentle chill
  198. >Not that anyone in the cuddle nest would really care about laying together for some warmth and relaxation for a while
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