Kaga-san's Development Failures, Part II [Typeset]

Translated from http://exhentai.org/g/737099/a2a9d50003/

>Cast of Characters
>Kaga - As the pride of the 1st carrier fleet and an onee-san who lives for the admiral, using her well-honed true powers to train the mysterious is just an everyday occurance.
>Wo-chan - The Abyssal fleet's....toddler.  Recently picked up by Fuckup Penguin and Fuckup Cottonball.  Although there are a lot of questions and mysteries about her, she is very cute.
>Penguin - no matter how you look at it...it's just a penguin.  Although it instantly recovers from all damage, it does feel pain.  The 1st of the mysterious creatuers borne of a failed development.
>Cottonball - Looking at it, it feels like some kind of cotton creature.  It's already been ripped apart several times now, so it shouldn't revive...right?  The 2nd of the mysterious creatures that result from a failed development.
>Admiral - He's a big guy in the naval district who, due to unexpected circumstances, has a chance to shine.  A good young man with the air of a protagonist.  is rather tolerant, even in the face of positively bizarre events.

Note: this is a really shoddy translation--the afterstory with Yukikaze and Fusou is completely untranslated, and the same applies to the second section's title.
>[Kaga, child-raising diary (False, can also mean "temp" in 仮)]
>Office
>[Thanks for your work, everyone, I am secretary ship Kaga.]
>Though we're usually pretty lenient with keeping pets on-base...
>Throw it back into the sea, now.
>Please have mercy!!

>We'll take good care of it!
>We'll feed her and take her out for walks!
>That's not the issue here!  That girl's a wo-class abyssal!!
>Pardon, Kaga.  I know this is an everyday sight around here...
>But who are thsoe two things next to the wo-class?
>[expalnation...]
>Although there's still a lot I don't understand
>[That wo-class is just a baby anyway]
>Let's just leave this situation to these two and observe from here.  Please keep an eye on them, Kaga.
>If those are your orders, admiral...

>Penguin and Cottonball's Child-raising diary begins.
>Are they really taking care of her?
>[Wo-chan's room]

>Why do I feel like I don't want to interrupt this scene...?
>Kaga-san, is something wrong?
>...
>I came to see whether you were properly taking care of the child.

>Really now.
>It was a lot of work to cheer up Wo-chan and keep her pacified, and now it's all gone to waste.
>Really~ really~ (yare yare)
>To be incapable of keeping a child happy...looks like the 1st CarDiv isn't much to look at.
>[The pride of the 1st CarDiv...]
>Let's go play with blocks over there.
>Don't be enthralled with my skills.
>This...
>This is...

>Hold on for a moment
>hmph~~
>what is it? I'm busy taking care of this child, you know...
>[Spinal Fracture *concept art]
>What the hell is this Wo-chan Genji Plan about?
>[Comrade...!!]
>[what a grevious miscalculation]
>[If I lie at this time, my fate will be just like Penguin's.]

>This plan comes from Lady Murasaki's Tale of Genji.
>To put it simply, we wish to raise wo-chan to be the ideal women of our hearts, ufufu...or something like that?
(tl note: This deals with the Tale of Genji, an old piece of Japanese literature in which Genji, the eponymous protagonist, fucks a lot of women.  But the important part of this is that he raises a 10-year old girl, also named Murasaki, the niece of his forbidden love, to be a perfect wife, and eventually marries her.  Genji marries quite a few women anyway.)
Kaga Yamaryo (tl note: 山両, may have misunderstood) chop!!!
>(Sound of cotton ball being torn apart)
>[--she laughed!]

>Mama!
>This child...
>I will take care of her.
>This is papa.
>Ba~Ba!!

>(Untranslated Title)
>[Hello, everyone.  I am secretary ship kaga]
>[I've encountered a crisis of an urgency surpassed by nothing short of Akagi being in danger.]
>Pardon me, side-tailed little lady.
>Could you lend me a light?

>[What the hell is with this parasite? Explain to me!]
>[I don't know either! Though it suddenly started talking, we've never encountered this before!!
>hmph
>Who I am does not matter
>What matters is the fact that I am the spokesperson for Wo-chan's inner thoughts.
>And Wo-chan has just said >that she yearns for your breasts!
>Makes sense, ya know
>Like hell.

>What a pure woman.  But that's perfect.
>This is how the maiden who will be my wife should be.
>[Read the situation...do you want to die?]
>Starting with that motormouth of yours
>it looks like I'm going to have to shut you up.
>Please wait!
>[Let's skedaddle!]
>[Let's run]
>As I said, I am the spokesman directly connected to Wo-chan's subconscious
>Her body and mind are also connected to me
>!...so you're saying...

>That's right.  A direct attack against me
>will hurt Wo-chan too.
>You coward...!
>Please don't say something so cruel.
>Our relationship (between the two Wo parts, I assume) started at birth.  It's simply destiny.  >Given these circumstances, are you willing to honor my request?
>[arehhh?]
>[Why do I feel like we've been sidelined?]
>Then what would you have me do?
>Then to begin with...

>Could you please
>gently remove your knee-socks (I thought it was something lewd too, but it's apparently kneesocks - 膝襪)?
>[huh?]
>I said your knee-socks.  Please fullfill a man's fetish!
>A man's?
>Ah, no, it's because Wo-chan wants to learn how to take off knee-socks!!
>That's right!  Take it off, take it off!
>In my way!!

>It seems like she really likes that hat, that's great!
>Heehee...I'm really grateful, admiral.
>I'm taking hte picture--
>Commemorating Wo-chan's First Steps (tl note: the words 步行紀念日 literally mean something closer to
"walking commemoration day")
>[more untranslated stuff]