(ns publishd.html.shake)

(defn open-by-hand []
  (rand-nth
    (list
      "Must be fitted with a three-pin plug (not supplied)"
      "Shake before use"
      "Keep in a cool, dry place"
      "For internal or external use only"
      "Not for use as animal feed"
      "For Best Before date: see cap"
      "This side up"
      "Open by hand"
      "Plug & Play compatible"
      "Keep out of reach of children"
      "May contain nuts"
      "Lead-free"
      "Suitable for coeliacs"
      "Not approved for treatment of verrucas"
      "Keep away from fire"
      "Not a flying toy"
      "Batteries not included")))