spamton deck concept

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
Shopkeeper
When a player enters the shop this card is in, they must make a purchase before leaving. When a player purchases a card from this shop, they must roll a D20. The result of the D20 is how much the card costs. If the player does not have enough Coins to purchase the card, they can leave the shop without purchasing anything. If there are no cards left in the Shop deck for this shop, all players [GO TO HELL]

pipis
3 Star Character
Egg
When this card is defeated in battle, deal its combined Health and Attack (including stat changes) as damage to the opponent's active Character.
1/1
(3 copies in deck)

Ms. pipis
3 Star Character
Egg/Female
When this card is defeated in battle, deal its combined Health and Attack (including stat changes) as damage to the opponent's active Character.
1/1
(1 copy in deck)

SPAMTON Plush
Item - Consumable
When this card is used, use the flick tool to flick it into an opposing player's token. If it knocks them off of their current space, deal 1 damage to a Character in their party.
(2 copies in deck)

SPAMTON NUTRINOSE
Item - Consumable
Flip a coin. If it lands on heads, heal one of your Characters 1, and return this card to your hand. If it lands on tails, kill a character in your party and [GO TO HELL]
(2 copies in deck)

SPAMTON A. SPAMTON
1 Star Character
Human
While this Character is in your active spot outside of a battle, once per turn you may flip a coin twice. If you get any combination of results besides two tails, you may draw a card from the Item Deck for free. if you get two tails, this card dies.
3/1
(1 copy in deck)

SPAMTON B. SPAMTON
1 Star Character
Human
This card may not be in your party if you have TELEPHONE in your hand. If you have TELEPHONE in your hand, you may use it before purchasing this card.
2/2
(1 copy in deck)

SPAMTON Z. SPAMTON
2 Star Character
Computer
When you add this card to your party, turn off your adblocker. Play a random youtube video that is 20 to 25 minutes long from the trending category and let it play in the background. Place a +1 Attack counter on this card for every ad that plays during the video.
1/1
(1 copy in deck)

DEALMAKER
Item - Equipment
PUPPET/[BIG SHOT]
+8 Health
When a Character you control wins a battle, roll a D20 and gain that many Coins. Then, roll another D20, and lose that many coins. Characters with the PUPPET trait ignore this card's effects.
(1 copy in deck)

Puppet Scarf
Item - Equipment
PUPPET/[BIG SHOT]
+8 Attack
Characters equipped with this card cannot be healed through card effects, aside from this card. Once per turn you may pay any amount of Coins you have in order to heal the equipped character for half the amount you spent. Characters with the PUPPET trait ignore this card's effects.
(1 copy in deck)

TELEPHONE
Item - Consumable
Flip a coin. If heads, gain 1 Coin equal to the amount of SPAMTON G. SPAMTON shop cards that have been purchased the entire game. If tails, lose Coins equal to the amount of cards remaining in the SPAMTON G. SPAMTON shop deck.
(2 copies in deck)

Keygen
Item - Consumable
Discard a card from the SPAMTON G. SPAMTON shop deck.
(2 copies in deck)

S. POISON
Item - Consumable
Kill a character you control. Go to hell.
(1 copy in deck)

SPAMTON NEO
3 Star Character
PUPPET
First Strike (In battle, this card deals its damage to the opposing Character first.)
While available in a shop, this card costs double the amount it would cost. If you have Keygen in your hand, you may discard it to purchase this card for free. Once per battle, if this card is in your active slot, you may pay 10 Coins to add either 5 Health or Attack to this card for the remainder of the battle.
5/5
(1 copy in deck)

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
[5 STAR] Character
PUPPET/[BIG SHOT]
WHEN THIS CARD IS DRAWN FROM THE SHOP DECK TO BE SOLD, REMOVE ANY OTHER CARDS ALREADY DRAWN AND STOP DRAWING CARDS. ROLL A [D100]. THIS CARD COSTS THE AMOUNT ROLLED. IF THE PLAYER IS UNABLE TO BUY THIS CARD, THEY [GO TO HELL]. THIS CARD'S HEALTH AND ATTACK ARE EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF COINS SPENT TO BUY IT. IF THIS CARD IS REMOVED FROM A PLAYER'S PARTY FOR WHATEVER REASON, ALL PLAYERS [GO TO HELL]
X/X
(1 copy in deck)