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- <Able_Tome> A little day in Four Cannon, like little days that have passed during the past. Celestia's sun is already in the air and birds are chirping. You all have your breakfasts, or maybe don't? No pony knows, because this village is totally not heading in the direction of totalitarianism, young ponies and non-present mares! Though, nopony is stopping you from changing your gender right now, this very instant, because a keen observer would notice that this version of little Four Cannon is... different?
- * GreenSleeves is now a Mare.
- * CaptGreenHoof looks at GreenSleeves, wiating
- * GoldenTouch is now an alicorn
- <CaptGreenHoof> waiting*
- * GreenLight is now a Mare.
- <Phoenix_Down> [change genders you say... can I be Nikki_Milkmare?]
- * Al_Dente is Al Dente
- * GreenLight is the exact same, except no peen
- <Al_Dente> so GL is a plushie?
- * GreenSleeves and Light can have makeovers now and talk about boys!~
- <GreenLight> !~
- <GreenLight> Don't forget nonlewd lewd pillow fights!~
- <GreenSleeves> ^
- <CaptGreenHoof> "What the fuck happened to you, Sleeves?!"
- <GreenSleeves> "W-what?~"
- <Able_Tome> Oh yes, it's quite is, for you see the timeline of this little place went... correct-o, differently! Different genders, different pairs, different... relashinships! Some of present fagstallions might even never turned to the practice that smears the face of Cam-allah!. At any rate, do choose your gender as some of you already did, becase we're about to submerge into a different... pleasant... or not so giddy and cheery world~!
- <Al_Dente> "Nigga pls."
- * GoldenTouch looks up at his new horn
- <GreenLight> "Holy shit, Sleeves... We fell in!"
- * CaptGreenHoof immediately mounts Sleeves and fucks her.
- * Phoenix_Down is sexy doctor mare, Nikki_Down~
- <GoldenTouch> Able
- <GoldenTouch> Fuck you
- * Phoenix_Down is now known as Nikki_Down
- <GoldenTouch> That as all
- <GoldenTouch> That as all
- <GoldenTouch> >CAMALAH
- <Al_Dente> my body isnt ready
- <Able_Tome> ~
- * Nikki_Down wonders if Able will allow him to bring her big milky jugs with her~
- <Able_Tome> Alrighty, kids! All the stallions that decided to change their gender, say aye!
- <GreenSleeves> [I'm scurred[
- <GreenSleeves> Aye aye!
- <Nikki_Down> aye!
- <GreenLight> ...Aye!
- <GoldenTouch> [be scared]
- <GoldenTouch> [there is no god that can save you now]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> would have but doing stuff IC still
- * GreenLight is the good scurred
- <Able_Tome> Two of three Greens fell in...
- * Nikki_Down is the excited kind of scared
- <CaptGreenHoof> ...
- <CaptGreenHoof> ...
- <CaptGreenHoof> aye...
- <GreenSleeves> [YES!]
- <GreenLight> :D
- <Al_Dente> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- <GoldenTouch> WHYYYYYYYYY
- * Al_Dente falls away from the greens
- <GreenSleeves> [SLEEPOVERS AND PILLOW FIGHTS! >TFW NO STALLION!]
- <Able_Tome> Three Greens are the mares! We have a jackpot!
- <GreenLight> ["SLEEVES WE'RE INDEPENDANT, STRONG MARES]
- * GoldenTouch sits in the corner and cries 5 evar
- * CaptGreenHoof scissors with GreenSleeves
- <Boris[Ronin]> Nyet
- <GreenSleeves> [Now, I know that this is just means I have more holes to be raped in, but w/e
- <GreenSleeves> ]
- * Nikki_Down hops on Al "weathervane isn't here... maybe today I could be Weathervane~"
- <Al_Dente> ...
- <Al_Dente> ...
- <Al_Dente> .......
- <Al_Dente> halp
- * Boris[Ronin] hands Al the police baton
- <Able_Tome> Alrighty! In this little world of candy-colored horses, three Greens and miss Daws were chosen to represent our beloved social justice...
- * Al_Dente looks to the police baton for strength
- <Al_Dente> "In the spirit of rodney king!"
- <Able_Tome> ... anypony else before we proceed?
- <Boris[Ronin]> p[AHAHADHSGJHDG]
- <GreenSleeves> [We didn't /choose/ to be fat!]
- <GoldenTouch> Aye
- <GreenLight> [Fat privilege!~]
- <Able_Tome> Golden, pls
- <CaptGreenHoof> [I need fat acceptance because...]
- * Nikki_Down takes a nice look at Al's police baton :3
- <Able_Tome> Post your stats, fgt
- <GreenLight> >dat based GM
- * CaptGreenHoof twiddles her green slit in the corner with a hoof
- * Deduced_Reckoning looks around and decides not to question the massive scale gender change
- * GoldenTouch can't read spoilers but loves sleeves
- <GoldenTouch> 0,0,2,1,2,0,3
- <Able_Tome> And while miss Golden crochtits we will look into this beautiful time of the year, mentlegen and transponies!
- <Nikki_Down> [Golden what]
- <GoldenTouch> Oops
- <GreenLight> "HUF. SLIVS. NIX. SLEEPOVER, MY PLACE, YA'LL BRING THE- Golden, not again..."
- <GoldenTouch> 0,0,2,1,2,0,1
- <Able_Tome> While she's posting stats, that is :3
- * GreenSleeves is a pretty pone.~
- <GoldenTouch> >wait
- <GoldenTouch> I was kidding
- <Al_Dente> C-Can I go?
- <GoldenTouch> Can I still be a male
- <Boris[Ronin]> 2late
- <Able_Tome> Dickens, pls
- * Al_Dente tapes web cams thru the slumber party.
- <Able_Tome> Post stats
- <GreenLight> THE D TOLLS FOR THEE
- * GreenSleeves brushes Light's mane.
- <Able_Tome> Yes, so as we look through the little window, a picturesque sight opens up before your large pony eyes... it is summer! And not just any summer, little ponies, because this exact day marks one year of your arrival into the land of Equestria!
- * Boris[Ronin] sits over at a table by his lonesome, contemplating how people's mental capacity has degraded so hard.
- * GreenLight brushes Sleeves' mane~
- <GoldenTouch> 10/10 would fuk, AC:14 and then the before stated 4S
- <Able_Tome> Golden, music and your loadout, pls~
- * Nikki_Down is 80 days in the future past Hoof
- <GoldenTouch> Music?
- * Boris[Ronin] thinks we all have ticking time bombs here. Much like sarge
- <Able_Tome> Loadout first, fgt
- <GoldenTouch> K
- <GreenSleeves> [Wait, so if it has been a year shouldn't we all assign 12 points to SSSS?]
- <GoldenTouch> Spear, boomerang, flute, and the power of Christ
- * CaptGreenHoof cums her sweet mare juice all over the place
- <GreenLight> "Welp, one year of ponedom, one year of... not havin' a peen!"
- <GreenSleeves> [/me makes everything harder.~]
- <Able_Tome> Yes oh yes, one year of cheery life in your little communistic resort of a society, filled with fun, inn burning and fuckery! Pleasant life, in pleasant outskirts!
- * Nikki_Down sighs "one year of this wild ride today, I can't believe it!"
- * Boris[Ronin] cries silently at all the time that has passed
- <Able_Tome> And just for the said occasion, little ponies, the town has decided to throw a celebration, right in the central townsquare of the prosperous village!
- <GreenLight> "I knowww! But then again, I kinda can. Oh shit, we festivus now!"
- * Nikki_Down verbs around the festivities in the townsquare "wheee!"
- <Able_Tome> Tables upon tables, filled with food and squishy delights, music and some beatboxing NPC ponies having fun!
- * GoldenTouch isn't sure if he has a dick or not and trots into the townsquare
- <Boris[Ronin]> [When's the sacrifice]
- * GreenSleeves giggles, "I like parties!~"
- <Able_Tome> The townsquare is crowded with drunks and other little delicious fun~
- * GreenSleeves nuzzles random drunks.
- * GreenLight giggles "Sleeves, you like the /other/ parties!"
- <Boris[Ronin]> [Lemon parties]
- <GreenSleeves> "Light, please!~"
- <Able_Tome> So have your fun little ones, because time in this place tick forth and tick forth... Tick tock... tick tock... tick... tock...
- * Al_Dente is sitting at some tables with sweets observing the various green mares and other ponies enjoying merriment. Taking a cookie in his hoof as he trots to mingle not spill spaghetii everywhere on the dance floor.
- * Nikki_Down scoffs at the display of pones having fun, having put her plan to the council to outlaw fun months ago with no response
- * CaptGreenHoof giggles before shotgunning her bottle of whiskey, burping very unladylike.
- <GreenSleeves> [tick tok man pls go]
- <GreenLight> "Hoooof, that ain't gonna get ya a straight ship!"
- * Boris[Ronin] peruses the stands, finding some food and munching quietly
- * Deduced_Reckoning listens to the comforting sounds of clockwork
- * GoldenTouch walks around
- <GreenSleeves> "Yeah, girl!"
- <GreenLight> "Or is it a gay ship, seein' how we were all guy-"
- <GreenSleeves> "You gotta be a strong lady!~"
- <GreenLight> "Who don't need no stallion!~"
- * CaptGreenHoof giggles more before hiccuping. "Hey, I'm in no hurry to get rutted by a big, strong, sexy stallion...." Green Hoof trails off
- <GreenSleeves> "Pffft, not exactly, Ligjt.~"
- * GoldenTouch scoffs at hoof "ah I expect nothing less from ingrates like you"
- <GreenSleeves> "Please, I could get a stallion in /5 minutes/ if I wanted to!"
- * GreenLight coughs, blushing "Geez, Hoof!"
- <GreenLight> "Oh? You're on, Sleeves!"
- * GoldenTouch is now fancy
- * GreenLight bears a cheeky grin "Tick tock..."
- * GreenSleeves grins and nods at Light! "Yeah!"
- <CaptGreenHoof> "I'd like to see you niggers try!~"
- * Al_Dente has no words for these mares.
- * Nikki_Down rolls her eyes at the vulgar green mares, always on and on with their shenanigans
- <Able_Tome> A little fluffy cloud drifts across the sky while the ponies have merry good time of their lives~!
- <GreenLight> [Hoof is our Lumpy Space Princess]
- * Boris[Ronin] shuffls over to Al, taking a seat with him. He mouths 'Kill me'
- * GreenSleeves cases the crould, looking around. She spots a certain blue stallion with long, flowing brown hair sitting all alone, and whispers to herself. "Jackpot.~"
- <Able_Tome> Tick tock... tick tock...
- * Nikki_Down shuffles over to Boris and Al "uhg, those green mares are going to drive me insane someday"
- * CaptGreenHoof watches, giggling to herself at her best friend about to strike out with the Fabio-ish stallion~
- * Boris[Ronin] moves his seat away from the race traitor
- * GreenSleeves trots up to the blue stallion, swaying her hips back and fourth with each step, smiling slyly. "Hey, buddy, what's your name?~"
- * Al_Dente nods at Boris, turning to Nikki and smirking slightly. "What... Ohhhh H-Hello." Smiling nervously at GreenSleeves as he is suddenly swarmed with attention.
- * GreenLight calls out "Oy, Nikki, if we don't then the Clinic will!"
- * GoldenTouch goes around with a head held high and and hmmms at everything
- * Nikki_Down rolls her eyes "Sleeves dear, you have been here a year, how do you still not know Al's name?"
- * GreenLight nudges Golden "Oy, get that stick outta your plot and enjoy yourself!"
- * CaptGreenHoof daintily trots over to Boris and takes a seat next to him, fluttering her eyes and humming in her high pitched voice. "Hey Boris!~"
- * GreenSleeves narrows her eyes at Nikki, "Please, I'm working my mack here, of course I know his name!"
- <GreenSleeves> "We've met before!"
- * CaptGreenHoof is now known as GreenHoof[mare]
- * Boris[Ronin] keeps sliding his seat away "Hello..."
- * GreenSleeves returns het glance to Al, smiling.
- * GoldenTouch looks at light
- <GoldenTouch> "This is unexeptable......"
- <Able_Tome> Tick tock... tick tock...
- * Nikki_Down giggles at Sleeves
- * GreenHoof[mare] giggles, smiling at Boris innocently. "Wh-why are you scooting away, handsome?~"
- * GreenLight looks at Golden "Oh, hush, we've all been here for a year, and we all browsed the same, gloriously crass website."
- * Al_Dente mouth moves and only incoherent words come out, much like Sleeves as he looks to Nikki, Hoof, and then back at Sleeves. Shifting in his seat before looking up and noticing the clouds but taking no notice or mind to them, "Have we met before?"
- <GoldenTouch> "UNEXCEPTABLEEEEEEE"
- <GreenSleeves> "Al, quit being silly, were on the council together!~ You're funny."
- * Nikki_Down giggles at Al "oh come on! she is part of the council with you silly!"
- * GoldenTouch is now goldengrab
- <GreenLight> [*Acceptable]
- <Boris[Ronin]> "You know why. Now please, stop this all."
- <GoldenTouch> God
- * GreenLight cringes "Oh dear God" She trots up to Hoof "Oy, she strike out yet?"
- <GoldenTouch> I've been hanging out with sarge too much
- <GreenLight> [pls]
- <Al_Dente> "Green?"
- * GreenHoof[mare] looks like her feelings are hurt. "Wh-what? I know why?"
- * GreenLight raises a brow "Yeah?"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Why...?"
- <GreenSleeves> "Yeassss?"
- * GreenLight cheeky smile
- <Able_Tome> And so ponies here laugh and cheer on the background as several earth ponies roll a big barrel of rum that was just received after a long negotiation with Equetria! Large barrel of delicious rum. "Oi mates! Take your mugs and get here for a minute! Pure Equestrian rum for everypony!"
- * Al_Dente looks at Nikki and scratches his chin, "Wait and you are..... Phoenix..."
- * GoldenTouch smiles seeing his stallion friend marty o nette
- <GreenLight> "Well, hmm! Pure Equestrian rum, eh? Free? Oh snap!"
- * Nikki_Down quirks her head "Yes but I prefer Nikki... you know this Al we have known each other for almost a year now!"
- <Able_Tome> Several ponies skitter closer to the barrel, filling their mugs with delicious brew.
- <GreenSleeves> "Say, anyway, Al, you were looking pretty tense... Wanna drink some rum with me?~"
- * GoldenTouch toitys over and gets a mug
- * GreenHoof[mare] gasps and smiles at the announcement, forgetting about the meany unicorn stallion before scampering over to the rum and filling her mug
- * GreenLight skitters along as well, getting a mug
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [>mfw I know OOC that drinking the rum will end very badly]
- * Boris[Ronin] gets on up, trotting over and looking at it all "Equestrian Rum, eh? Never quite heard of it."
- <Able_Tome> "Come on, step forth and try it out, silly ponies!"
- <GreenLight> [We all do~]
- * Nikki_Down shrugs, whapping Al with her tail, smiling at him as she heads over to the rum
- * GreenLight raises her mug, shouting "TO ONE YEAR OF FOUR CANNON, MAY THE NEXT BE JUST AS GRAND!~"
- <Able_Tome> The cloud continues to ride the skies, tick tock... tick tock...
- * GreenLight takes a sip
- * GoldenTouch shifts personalities at a fine "Oi? Rum! Jolly good!"
- <GoldenTouch> *dime
- * GreenSleeves trots over and gets some rum, then returns to Al Dente, who is ded OOC.
- <Able_Tome> The band of ponies with instruments begin playing a jolly tune as some ponies start to drink delicious brew!
- <Able_Tome> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93C63lAEKwk
- * Boris[Ronin] raises a hoof in protest "Good as it sounds, I've not touched any in a while. Perhaps they'll be better off with it thatn I."
- <GreenLight> [no]
- <Boris[Ronin]> [Oi vey, I remember dat]
- * Al_Dente nods and nervously gets up from his seat looking at the various mares and internally pats his brow, cleaning it from, the internal intense sweating. Before joining the other ponies and hitting shots o that fine rum.
- * Nikki_Down grabs a mug, looking at Light "I thought you stopped drinking hun"
- <GreenSleeves> "Ha, that's how it's done Al!"
- <GreenLight> "Waugh, Boris pls, live a little! How often can we celebrate a monnumental occasion like this?"
- * Deduced_Reckoning begins dancing to the music
- * Nikki_Down sits over next to Al, raising an eyebrow at the trying way too hard Green mare that everyone knew was a lesbian for Greenhoof
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [Here's R63 Hoof: https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/src/1388124222453.png ]
- <GoldenTouch> [this is my favorite song in the whole album!!!]
- * Boris[Ronin] chuckles, shaking his head "Be that as it may, promises are to be kept."
- * GreenLight raises a brow at Nikki "Oh please, you and I know full well one drink won't set me off!"
- * GreenSleeves sits on the other side of Al, wondering idly if Nikki still does threesomes...
- <Able_Tome> It's a beautiful day in Four Cannon! "One yearsssh, everyponyi!", one of the drunks shouts and slurrs, falling to the ground with friends while laughing
- * GreenHoof[mare] trots over to her best friend Sleeves. "How're you doing, girl?~ How'd it go with Al?"
- <Able_Tome> ... tick tock...
- * GreenSleeves rolls her eyes at Hoof.
- * GoldenTouch goes over to the group with a cheery smile "Oi! Happy one year aniversarry gents and madams!"
- * GreenLight smirks "Steeerike?"
- <GreenSleeves> [Tic Tok man PLEASE GO!]
- * GreenLight beams "Happy anny, Gold!~"
- * Nikki_Down smiles at Golden "happy one year anniversary Goldy~"
- * GoldenTouch smiles, his other personalities won't remember this
- <GreenLight> [Guise where's Rick]
- <GoldenTouch> [we have to go back...]
- <Boris[Ronin]> [He's IC]
- * Al_Dente takes more shots and eventually stops as his stomach feels uneven, hicuping as he leans back in his seat looking between the other drunk ponies and various R63's ponies. "One year, seems like yesterday that this all started."
- <Able_Tome> "It's the noon, soon, hahah!", someone laughs from the crowd and points at the newly build clocktower not far from Town's hall
- <GreenLight> [Ah]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> ?
- <GreenLight> [INB4 MOON CRASHES]
- <Able_Tome> "Eeyup, thshhree minutesss, ehehe!"
- <GreenLight> [Also, Rick you can do both at once ya know]
- <GreenLight> "Heh, one full year! I can't believe it, guys!"
- * GreenHoof[mare] runs a dainty green hoof through Al's mane. "I know...~ It's been a crazy year, but here we all are!~"
- * GreenSleeves dies her head on Al's shoulder, "Yeah... It seems like I've known you forever though...~
- <GreenSleeves> "
- * GoldenTouch continues to drink more and more happily
- <GreenLight> "Oy, nikki, gotta say, thanks for helpin' me out with all that way back when!~"
- * Nikki_Down quirks an eye as Al is swarmed by the Green mares
- * GoldenTouch whistles cheerfully
- <GreenLight> [NOODLES live up to your name]
- * GreenHoof[mare] giggles and throws a hoof around Sleeves, giving a friendly peck on the cheek. "I know. It's like we're family~"
- <Able_Tome> One of the drunks hick-ups and cheers on top of his lungs, "Wheeershh's that c-clockwerk mhaare! Ugh... 'r stallion?", he rubs his head as the clock's arrow reaches 58 minutes mark
- * Liven (Liven@c-174-57-131-6.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #FourNonCannon
- * Deduced_Reckoning looks at the drunk an eyebrow raised, "yes?"
- <Able_Tome> ... tick tock...
- <GreenLight> [PANIC]
- * Boris[Ronin] has a watch and has no need for lound bongs
- * GreenSleeves giggles at Hoof, "I know!~"
- <Boris[Ronin]> [5 bongs m8]
- <Liven> [I'm never invited to these fun things... might as well get comfortable and popcorn.]
- <GreenSleeves> [Liven-kun!~]
- <GreenLight> [Nigga I alerted the main several times you were jsut moping]
- <Able_Tome> The drunk blinks and glances at Deduced and waves to him, "Hshseere iie ish!!"
- * GoldenTouch didn't know either liven
- <Able_Tome> "Mihghity creashion u 'ave there!"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "thank you," i reply a large grin on my face
- * Al_Dente nervously shifts in his seat as the mares all swarm him, trying to contain all the spaghetti nearly erupting from his non existent pockets. "Crazy year indeed, heh heh.... " Looking between the other ponies with a slight color flushing in his cheeks from the alcohol. "Sooooooooooooooo."
- <Able_Tome> The drunk bumps a pony next to him and staggers forward towards Deduced, "Shooo, h' r et werksh?"
- * GoldenTouch looks up at the clocktower and his whole expression becoming...dark...and edgy
- * GreenHoof[mare] twiddles a lock of Al's mane in her hoof. "Have you found a special somepony yet, Mr. Guard Captain?~"
- <Able_Tome> The pony that the drunk bumped raises her brow and glances at the clock... one minute...
- <Able_Tome> ...tick tock...
- * Deduced_Reckoning looks up at the clock
- * GreenHoof[mare] catches a lustful glimpse of Al's sack and sheath as he shifts in his seat.
- <GreenLight> [Geez]
- * Nikki_Down looks over at Reck's creation
- <Nikki_Down> [hoof you bein f'real?]
- <Weathervane> * A familiarly pink NPC with a spear serves as a constant reminder that, indeed he has.
- * GoldenTouch frowns, disapprovingly at the drunkeness, and wonders why the greens have always been so slutty
- <Able_Tome> The drunk grins at Deduced and bumps him, "Whil it bong?!"
- <GreenLight> [BASED WEATHERS]
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [oooooooh!]
- <Nikki_Down> [haa Weather]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "no thanks i don't smoke"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [ha nice Weather]
- * GreenHoof[mare] takes another few gulps of delicious rum.
- * GoldenTouch sips the rum, going off into his corner and sulking in the darkness that is his soul
- <Able_Tome> "Tehh towhur, mah mang, teeeehhh...", he slurrs making a dramatic pose, pointing at the clock, "Towahhh!"
- * GreenLight points at the tower "And can you believe Rick helped out with all that? Made it, even? Geez, like 70 of us were borderline NEETS!"
- <Able_Tome> "Thirty seconds, everyone!", someone shouts from the crowd
- * GreenHoof[mare] imagines a 747 going through the tower.
- <GreenLight> "We've come a long way, everyone!"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "... I don't think the tower CAN smoke..."
- * GreenSleeves is back.
- <Able_Tome> Ponies around stirr up and glance at the new creation, it's arrows ticking the time away, 20... 19...
- <Able_Tome> "Phleashh... ur drunk!"
- <GreenSleeves> [Thankee, sai]
- * Nikki_Down wraps a hoof around the only not slut Green "that it has!"
- * Boris[Ronin] is triggered
- * GoldenTouch looks up at the tower, the point of it like the point of his life, sharp and edgy
- <Able_Tome> The tick and a tock as it goes closer and closer, 10...
- * GreenHoof[mare] suddenly stops giving a shit about getting the D and stares at the tower
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "That's not a bad thing is it," i say clapping the drunk on the back
- * Nikki_Down starts counting down with the croud "9~"
- <Able_Tome> "5!"
- <GreenSleeves> "4!"
- <Able_Tome> "3!"
- <Nikki_Down> "2!"
- <GreenSleeves> "25!"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "1!"
- <GreenLight> "1!"
- <Boris[Ronin]> "11?"
- <Able_Tome> *GONG*
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "1/2"
- <Nikki_Down> "Negative one!"
- * GreenLight freezeframes with a hop in the air
- <Able_Tome> *GONG*
- <GreenSleeves> "2 and three quarters!"
- <Able_Tome> *GONG*
- <GreenLight> [JUST LIKE THE BREAKFAST CLUB]
- <Able_Tome> *GONG*
- * Boris[Ronin] covers his ears, nigga why you being so loud
- <Able_Tome> *GONG*
- * GoldenTouch looks up at the tower, every gong cycling through another personality
- <Able_Tome> *GONG*
- <Able_Tome> *GO-
- <GreenSleeves> "..."
- <Boris[Ronin]> [Go where?]
- <Able_Tome> And the time... halts...
- <Able_Tome> ... or is it not, little ponies, who look at the tower and clock?
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Um..."
- <Able_Tome> Full of smiles, and cheer, and lusty bedroom eyes, watching clock...
- <Nikki_Down> "the clock break?"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "hmm..." i say moving toward the tower
- * GreenHoof[mare] blinks, looking around.
- <Boris[Ronin]> [I-I think you should let GM do his thing first]
- <Boris[Ronin]> [Pls]
- <Al_Dente> [[ 1 moment ]]
- <Able_Tome> [Uno moment]
- <Al_Dente> [[ based Weather :3 ]]
- <GreenLight> [I swear, Weathers might be best female BG pone]
- <Able_Tome> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3kmSJ8obuM
- * Al_Dente cant keep it together with all the drinking, but feels akward with the mares swarming him.
- <Weathervane> [Thanks, I guess.]
- * GreenSleeves figured it out! Al Dente is a fag in this universe!
- <Able_Tome> As ponies watch the clock that seemingly stops it's gonging, something strange and unusual happens around. The little cloud above everypony starts to swirling and expanding its shroud.
- <GreenLight> [Gotta break that glass ceiling, there]
- * GreenLight blinks, looking up "Ummm"
- * Deduced_Reckoning quickly pushes his way through the cloud to the clocktower with the intention of climbing it
- <Able_Tome> The thin smokish veil that travels across the skies, clogs up the skies, wrapping and blocking the sun away.
- * GreenHoof[mare] 's eyes widen at the sight, feeling fear rise up in her chest. She instinctively huddles over to GreenLight.
- <Al_Dente> [[ sleeves please! ]]
- <Able_Tome> Deduced, roll d20
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20 for something
- <GameServ> 20 == 20
- <Deduced_Reckoning> [OH YEAH! KOOLAID TIME]
- <Able_Tome> Noice.
- * GreenLight quivers with the pone LSP "O-oh my..."
- * GoldenTouch (webchat@66-87-148-144.pools.spcsdns.net) has left #FourNonCannon
- * GreenSleeves goes to Hoof, scared, because mares are frail and weak and need strong, able bodied stallions to protect them.
- * GreenLight brings Sleeves in for a big tight hug
- * GoldenTouch (webchat@66-87-148-144.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #FourNonCannon
- * Nikki_Down squints her eyes, ignoring the green pones huddled in fear as she flies to follow after Reck
- <GreenSleeves> [>tfw no stallion]
- * GreenHoof[mare] joins the hug
- <GreenLight> "Welp, this was fun. My only regret was Lewdcyno."
- <Able_Tome> Deduce like an energizer bunny hops onto his hooves and darts forward towards the tower, making a hasty run towards it's door. The dark swirling sky at the moment, however, starts to descend down towards the crowd and entire land.
- * GreenHoof[mare] squeaks in fright.
- * Al_Dente shakes his head and looks at the other mares, sighing at his options but none the less sticking true with his one love even in this noncannon lewd Such is the life of the stallion. "Now what!?"
- * GreenSleeves can't help but grin, "I don't regret that.~"
- <GreenSleeves> [Woooow Al, such dedication.]
- <Able_Tome> Slowly and slowly the sky's falling down as Mr. Deduced the clockmaker breaches the door, a long ladder up showing up before his face.
- * GoldenTouch follows after Nikki
- * Boris[Ronin] takes some steps back as he look at the change in the day "Uhh, well now..."
- <Able_Tome> Do you ascend or not, little pony?
- * Nikki_Down is still flying after Reck towards the tower
- <Deduced_Reckoning> I ascend
- <Able_Tome> Roll that check
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20
- <GameServ> 10 == 10
- <Able_Tome> Meanwhile the crowd starts to panic as unnatural darkness hastly increases it's speed as if black concrete is falling down on you all.
- * Boris[Ronin] dies of exposure
- * Boris[Ronin] is now known as Boris[Dead]
- * GoldenTouch flies faster after Nikki, he's now the coach of a down and out Texas football team "COMMON GUYS WE CAN DO THIS"
- <GreenLight> "Welp, here we come, guys! OOH! MAYBE WE'RE GOING BACK HOME!"
- <Boris[Dead]> [Night fgs]
- <Able_Tome> Deduced the clockmaker jumps forth and runs up, quickly making his way towards the mechanism above, but the only thing that he can see when he reaches the top is a sight of a dark coated pony... before darkness descends down on ponies and all... Making you coughs and then... dark dreamy land...
- <GreenLight> "...I-I don't wanna go hooome... Greens! Run?"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [awww night]
- <GreenLight> [Night]
- * GreenLight nods, "R-run..." *Snooze*
- <Nikki_Down> [night Borry[
- * Boris[Dead] is pushing daisies now [g-get it, d-daisies]
- * Deduced_Reckoning attempts to find the clock mechanisms in the dreamscape
- * Nikki_Down makes it as far as the GM allows her towards the clocktower before getting darkness'd
- <GreenLight> [1/10 worse than mine]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !1d20 in case i need a check for that
- * GoldenTouch sees all of his personalities lined up in front of him, all arguing for control
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20 in case i need a check for that
- <GameServ> 3 == 3
- * GoldenTouch is lucyne
- <GreenLight> [Pls]
- <Able_Tome> As you seemingly open your eyes in the dark floating void, the only thing you can see is black void... and several familiar face seemingly floating or standing around. Your little group is submerged into a dark void with sound around you echoing at littlest tick and littlest tock.
- <GreenLight> [Also, you'd think after one year ya'll won't be so boycrazy :P ]
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 5 == 5
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [we're drunk, though~]
- <GreenLight> "Nope, Oh God, was this what we saw a year ago??"
- <GreenLight> [Hue, right]
- <GoldenTouch> [maybe they're just lonely sluts now]
- <Nikki_Down> [those green mares can't think of anything but getting rutted]
- * Al_Dente is too drunk to realize what is going on
- <GreenLight> [Sweet Jesus that caffeine doesn't go away]
- * Nikki_Down is floating in a dark void, hovering over the ground "wh...what happened?"
- * Deduced_Reckoning attempts to recognize which faces they are specifically
- * GoldenTouch has always been saving himself for Nikki
- * Nikki_Down thought Golden was a mare
- <GreenLight> [>Not getting rutted by StarLight]
- * Nikki_Down has been waiting for Golden to pick a personality
- <Able_Tome> You recognize the faces of Nikki and Dente and Touch and others from little group you are in... only 7 of you down in here.
- <GreenLight> "Helllooooo?"
- <GreenLight> "...Nikki! Al! Golden! Hoof! Sleeves! Rick!"
- <Able_Tome> "Helloooo- elloooo- lloooo -loooo -ooo -oo -o...."
- <GreenSleeves> "Sleeves!~"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Hoof!~"
- <Al_Dente> "What is going on?"
- * GoldenTouch lets his over mind back into control
- <GreenLight> "Sleeves? Hoof?"
- <Able_Tome> The echo resonates from the walls that seemingly don't exist in the pitch black darkness.
- <Al_Dente> "Am I confused?! That came out wrong."
- * Nikki_Down sees various others, floating over to the others "hello? what happened?"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "I'm h-here, Light! Wh-what's going on...?!"
- <GreenLight> "Oh God, whatever this is I blame Abley."
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [hue]
- <Able_Tome> [kek]
- <GreenLight> "I-I don't know!!"
- * Deduced_Reckoning attempts to figure out which direction the ticking and tocking is coming from
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20 do that
- <GameServ> 2 == 2
- <GoldenTouch> "Woah....what's going on"
- * Deduced_Reckoning scurries off in whatever direction he thought it was
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "S-Sleeves?!"
- * Al_Dente hopes no one throws up
- <GreenSleeves> "Sleeves?~"
- * GreenLight calls out "H-Hoof, where are yooouuuu?"
- <Able_Tome> The heartbeating tick-tocking seemingly comes from everywhere, but it's not loud, just whispering clicks of the clockwork gears...
- * Nikki_Down looks over "Reck? where are you going?"
- <GreenLight> "I swear, if this is purgatory..."
- * GreenHoof[mare] floats over next to GreenLight. "I'm s-scared..."
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "i don't know, toward the mechanism hopefully"
- <GoldenTouch> "D-does this mean the rides over?"
- * GreenSleeves floats to the rest of his trio of besties.~
- * GreenLight floats up to Hoof "M-me too... Hey, we got through so much, we can get through this too, r-right? Sleeves! Oh man..."
- <Nikki_Down> "well stahp... we need to move together... Sleeves stop floating, you aren't a pegasus"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "D-did we die?"
- <Able_Tome> Suddenly a noise reverberates through air, *Pshhhsk*
- <Able_Tome> "Why welcome little ponies! Having a merry good... time, hm hm hm?", a familiar voice echoes through space
- <GreenLight> "ABLE!"
- <GreenSleeves> "Able?~"
- <GreenLight> [huehueuhe]
- <GreenSleeves> [Same brainwave.~]
- <GreenLight> [~]
- <Al_Dente> "What is going on!?"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "ABLE!!!!!?"
- * Deduced_Reckoning stops and looks around to see if he can find the source of the voice"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "I swear I'll cut your saggy wrinkly old pony balls off!"
- * Nikki_Down tries to figure out whos voice she heard
- <GreenLight> "Oh fuck, is that Able or John Delancie?"
- <GreenLight> "I CAN'T TELL!"
- <Able_Tome> Seems like the mare Green Light lost her ability and musical ear, because the voice rumbles again, "Able? Able who? Tsk, silly silly human ponies!", the voice of a particular draconequus spreads out
- <GoldenTouch> "MORGAN FREEMAN?"
- <Able_Tome> [Light pls]
- <Able_Tome> [muh sides]
- * GreenHoof[mare] narrows her eyes. "...Discord..."
- <GreenSleeves> "Q?"
- <GreenLight> [;3]
- <Nikki_Down> "Iris?"
- <GoldenTouch> "D-discord?"
- <GreenLight> "Oh God, Q!"
- <GreenLight> "...Q browsed /mlp/?"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "It's not Q, it's Discord!... R-right...?"
- <GreenLight> "O-oh shit!"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "DeLancie?"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "save us john"
- <GreenLight> "John, pls"
- * GreenHoof[mare] calls towards the voice. "Y-you're Discord, right?"
- <Able_Tome> "Pfft, well some of you at least have manner!", he says snidely as a sharp wind blows between pony figures, "Mm-yes, mm-yes, and John, and Q, and whatever you've brought out of your silly side of the fence!"
- <GreenLight> "I-if you are, get me outta here!!" She squirms madle
- <Al_Dente> "W-what is going on?"
- * Nikki_Down shakes her head, it having not been r63 Dipcord
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "I thought you turned good, Discord!"
- <Al_Dente> "Why have you brought us here?'
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "this isn't for something dirty is it?"
- * Nikki_Down crosses her forehooves "what do you want with us Dipcord?"
- <GreenLight> "Yeah, what gives! I thought they, like, gave you Flutters for that!"
- <GreenLight> [>Not DiQcord]
- <Able_Tome> The gust of chilly wind strokes Light's face, "Outta here, you say? Mmmm, you might have a splendid idea!", the voice chuckles as another gust strikes Al's face, "Oh nothing much, nothing less, pony, just cleaning... up..."
- <GreenLight> "WAH!"
- <GreenLight> "C-cleaning... up?"
- <GoldenTouch> "BWAGAGAHAHAHH"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "G-genocide...?"
- <GreenSleeves> "Can you fix my dandruff? We can't buy Selsun Blue here...."
- * GreenLight nods "Or Old Spice..."
- * GreenHoof[mare] shivers and hugs GreenLight
- * GreenLight hugs back, eeping
- * Al_Dente worries internally.
- * Nikki_Down floats around "come on, Dipcord wouldn't commit genocide, he is chaotic, not sheer evil"
- * Deduced_Reckoning is annoyed about not being able to fix the machine
- <GreenLight> "Oy, so is /mlp/!"
- * GoldenTouch hugs them too "w-what about Pantene"
- <Able_Tome> The wind flows across Hoof's spine, "Heheh, genocide? What, like you little ponies were taught to do, mm?", the voice chuckles and strikes Sleeves's face, "Listen to the feathered one!"
- * GreenLight growls adorably "He's cutting down the competition!"
- * GoldenTouch blinks
- <Able_Tome> The wind, that is
- <Able_Tome> :3
- * GreenHoof[mare] gulps and cowers, squeeking barely above a whisper. "P-please don't kill us..."
- * Nikki_Down rolls her eyes "he probably wants us to play some sick twisted game that will turn us against each other.. is that it Dipcord? you just want us for one of your silly games?"
- <GoldenTouch> "Wait...why are you targeting us, shouldn't you be proud of us? Our town is nothing but chaos"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "what did you do to my mechanism?"
- <Al_Dente> "What do you want from us?
- <GreenSleeves> "Sex?"
- * GreenLight dawns on him "It wasn't your mechanism, Ricky..."
- <GreenSleeves> "OOC sex?"
- <GreenLight> "SLEEVES C'MON - later~"
- <Able_Tome> [HUE]
- <GreenSleeves> [I had to,~]
- <GreenLight> "Holy shit, one year."
- <GreenLight> "One, exact, year!"
- <Able_Tome> The shadowy veil shivers a little, "Killing? You? That's not not fun, little one!", the voice says as the wind swives Dente's mane, "All I want to see what potential you have!"
- <GreenLight> "Doesn't one year of BEING KICKED TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF EQUESTRIA allow you to see our potential?"
- <GreenSleeves> "Anal tearing potential? Don't I need to roll for that?"
- * GreenLight huffs
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "the potential to fix my clock if you'd stop hiding it"
- * Al_Dente glances at the other ponies and feels a twinge of fear cut into his psyche as he looks at the shadowy figure, "P-potiental?"
- * GreenHoof[mare] smiles a little. "Oh! Well, we can be pretty chaotic. Seems like you would've already seen that."
- * Nikki_Down glides back to the others "well its not like you are going to give us another option... what sick plan do you have in store for us Dipcord?"
- * GoldenTouch just spins around in space his comment being clearly ignored
- <GreenLight> [I highlight that every fucking time]
- <Able_Tome> "Pshk, please!", the voice says with annoyance at Light's voice as the gulf of wind tickles Hoof, "Now this little pony has the right idea!"
- <GreenSleeves> [I just noticed it now.]
- <Able_Tome> "You've had fun and games in Equestria, bringing chaos and other delightful experiences to this land, but alas, you've got quite, um..."
- <GreenLight> "Quite..."
- <Able_Tome> "Hmm, accustomed!"
- <GreenSleeves> "Complacent?"
- <Able_Tome> "Stable."
- <GoldenTouch> "Very "
- <GreenLight> "Wat"
- <Al_Dente> "Consistent?"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Stable? Sheeeiiiit."
- * GreenLight snorts "Cause we're horses?"
- <Nikki_Down> "peaceful?"
- <GoldenTouch> "Our chaos isn't as chaotic"
- * Nikki_Down smacks Light with a wing "shush you"
- <GoldenTouch> "Becase it's become the norm..."
- <GreenLight> "YOU KNOW I CAN'T HELP MUH PUNS!"
- <Able_Tome> "Tsk tsk, all of those, uh, except for that consistency, but, oh well!"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "But Celestia wouldn't want you to do this..."
- <GreenLight> "W-what about Flutters?"
- <GoldenTouch> "WWFSD"
- <Al_Dente> "Or Twilet!"
- <Al_Dente> Twiley*
- <Able_Tome> "Psh, Celestia? And that yellow one? Silly pony, I'm doing you the favor, no?"
- <Nikki_Down> "I don't think they are here"
- <Able_Tome> The voice halts and chuckles
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "To be honest, Discord, chaos tends to kill us. Enough of it might kill the whole colony."
- * Deduced_Reckoning grumbles, "not doing me a favor, i've got to get to work if i'm going to get this clocktower going again"
- * Al_Dente cant help but chuckle as well, "Hoof please, there is order in chaos."
- <Nikki_Down> "well... I mean I've never /seen/ Dipcord's magic kill anyone.. he is just mischeivous..."
- <GreenLight> "C'mon, there's gotta be AT LEAST one offscreen kill from all of dem explosions..."
- <Able_Tome> The chilliness envelops Deduced, "Ah, but your tower is great as it is!", the voice chuckles, "Such a... -precise- piece of invention!"
- <Able_Tome> "Explosions?"
- <GoldenTouch> "Explosions?@
- <Able_Tome> You hear a snap of fingers
- <Deduced_Reckoning> [I almost cried inwardly before i realized that the explosions part was separate from teh first sentence]
- <Able_Tome> Several eye-watering flashes of fireworks shoot up all around you, the void immediately turning into whiteness.
- * Deduced_Reckoning blushes a bit and says in a somewhat confused voice "um... thank you?"
- <GreenSleeves> "White power."
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Hot shower."
- <Al_Dente> "My eyes."
- <GreenSleeves> "Have seen the glory?"
- <Able_Tome> "Anyways, enough of the chit and the chat."
- <Al_Dente> "Need shades, the future is soo bright."
- * Nikki_Down flinches at the snapping, expecting the worst from Discord's magic... before clenching her eyes shut at the whiteness
- <Able_Tome> "Better tell me one thing..."
- * GreenLight clings onto both Greens "ACK!"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "yes, you did look good in that maid outfit"
- <Able_Tome> "... to where?", the voice says snidely
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "oh that one thing"
- <GreenLight> [Hue, Rick]
- * GreenHoof[mare] clings her fellow greens just as forcefully
- <Able_Tome> Deduced feels a windy slap on his cheek
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Um... take us to Celestia!~"
- <GreenLight> "Yeah!"
- <GreenSleeves> "Noonono, take us TO THE MOOOOOOON!~"
- <GoldenTouch> "or camelu!"
- <Able_Tome> "You want to see the... princess?"
- <Al_Dente> "Fly me too the moon~"
- <Deduced_Reckoning> "back to the tower"
- <Able_Tome> "The moon, eh?"
- <GreenSleeves> "Bring moon-butt too!"
- <Able_Tome> "Mmhm, princess or the moon."
- <GoldenTouch> "Is john madden there????"
- <GreenSleeves> "AEIOU!"
- <Nikki_Down> "how about home to Fourcannon..."
- <GoldenTouch> "Why not both!!!"
- <GreenLight> "PRINCESS AND THE MOON!"
- <GreenLight> "WAIT."
- <Able_Tome> The voice chuckles, "So what will be the order?"
- * GoldenTouch wonders if discord will spawn cheering Mexicans
- <Able_Tome> "But think wisely~"
- <GreenLight> "Take us to Dorf Fort."
- <GreenSleeves> "Oh my god..."
- <GreenSleeves> "The FUN!"
- <Able_Tome> "Dorf... Fort, eh?"
- * Nikki_Down wonders for a brief moment, why people can't take noncannon quests seriously
- <Al_Dente> "Can you make us no clip?"
- <GreenSleeves> "The....'Fun'!"
- <GreenLight> "Wait, no, no."
- <GoldenTouch> "Dorf fort?"
- <GreenLight> "HATS
- <GreenLight> "I WANT TO GO TO THE MILITARY HAT-SIMULATOR"
- <Able_Tome> "Ohohoaha the... FUN?"
- <Able_Tome> "And hats and military!"
- <GreenLight> "...Are you sure you aren't Able."
- * Nikki_Down clenches her teeth, rubbing her now irritated head "I want to go back home"
- <GreenSleeves> [Nikki pls, this is /exactly/ how yo should deal with Discord. He /wants/ random chaos.]
- <Able_Tome> "I like your ideas."
- <GoldenTouch> "take us to half life three!!"
- <Able_Tome> "Half life three? Check!"
- <GreenLight> "NO, don't, it's nothing!"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Tell us WHY the jews did 9/11!"
- <Al_Dente> "How about making Starcraft Ghost real?"
- <Able_Tome> You hear a scribbling sound on the paper
- <GreenLight> "TAKE US TO BANNED IN EQUESTRIA"
- <GoldenTouch> "YES"
- <GreenSleeves> "YES, THAT!"
- <Able_Tome> "Alright. Mhm, mhm, mhm, the orderly list is made!"
- <GoldenTouch> "O-or like, the fountain of youth..."
- <GoldenTouch> "Ya know what, nevermind that's stupid"
- <GreenSleeves> "Okay, now do that stuff in reverse!"
- <Al_Dente> "How about straight jackets!"
- <Able_Tome> The voice yawns, "Sure! Reverse."
- <Al_Dente> "Too much fun!"
- * GreenLight cheers
- <Able_Tome> "Oh, straight jackets! I'll add that."
- <Able_Tome> "So..."
- <Able_Tome> "Lets see what we have!"
- * Nikki_Down huffs "hell, upside down, lefty flipped, lets just throw em all in there"
- <Able_Tome> "We have fortresses, and princesses and the moon, mhm, military, straight jackets and jews. Lots of fun for little ponies to go through!"
- <Able_Tome> "Especially... on Earth."
- <GreenLight> "Nikki pls, be serious for one second."
- <GreenLight> "...Wait what"
- * GreenSleeves is now known as GreenSleeeevesSLEEEEEEEPAN
- <GoldenTouch> "Wut@
- <GreenLight> [Nuuu Sleeves. RIP In Piece]
- <Nikki_Down> [wat]
- <GreenSleeeevesSLEEEEEEEPAN> [Gotta catch dem Zs...]
- <Able_Tome> The voice claps invisible hands, "Great!"
- <GreenSleeeevesSLEEEEEEEPAN> [;_;]
- <Able_Tome> "Everypony ready, mm?"
- * Nikki_Down shakes her head "wait wait wait, on Earth?"
- <Able_Tome> You can almost feel a grin on the invisible face
- <GreenLight> "W-whoa whoa whoa, I don't wanna go back!"
- <Al_Dente> "I AM THE UNIVERSE~"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "..."
- <Able_Tome> "Fun is fun? So it will be! To Earth you go with a request of thy!" the voice chuckles, "And until you will find the answer to your own question!"
- <GoldenTouch> "I am the one who knocks...@
- <Able_Tome> "Bon voyage~!"
- <GreenLight> "FUCK WHAT'S THE QUESTION!"
- <Able_Tome> The wind disperses around ponies as the whiteness slowly changes into the darkness again.
- <Able_Tome> Silence falls across the limitless void.
- <Able_Tome> [Now, we can continue this little trip now... or tomorrow :3]
- <Al_Dente> [[ im up either way :3 ]]
- * GreenLight might not be on tomorrow :I
- * GoldenTouch doesn't have a life
- <GoldenTouch> I mean
- <Deduced_Reckoning> now's probably better for me i work tomorrow
- <GoldenTouch> Maybe
- <Deduced_Reckoning> unless it's tomorrow after 10ish
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Hey Discord. One last thing."
- <Nikki_Down> [im up]
- <Nikki_Down> [I won't be able to tomorrow]
- * GreenHoof[mare] smirks. "You merely adopted the Chaos. We were born in it. Molded by it."
- <Able_Tome> Nothing answers your question, but itwh each of your blinks you start to notice that the dark shroud slowly fades away.
- <Able_Tome> *with
- <GoldenTouch> :/ I'd rather tommrow
- * Deduced_Reckoning looks at himself before attempting to see through to the other side
- * GreenLight blinks, rubbing his eyes with....
- * Nikki_Down blinks, watching the darkness fade away
- <Able_Tome> As you blink and you blink, the darkness unravels and you find yourself in... a large dark warehouse? Boxes upon boxes are shelved around you, with things looking disproportionately large.
- * GreenLight groans "Urk, are any of us unicorns?"
- <Al_Dente> "What is this? Indiana Jones?":
- <Able_Tome> Various boxes of different sizes tower over your marshmellowy body... what seems to be the large warehouse is covered in darkness and you can barely see anything.
- <GreenLight> "Better not be any snakes here..."
- * Nikki_Down shakes her head, groaning a bit in irritation, floating around to try and get a better look at things
- <Able_Tome> However, behind boxes on the other side of the row you can notice small, red light blipping.
- * GreenLight coughs "Welp, that'speculiar."
- * Deduced_Reckoning listens to try to hear anything
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20
- <GameServ> 7 == 7
- <Able_Tome> Nikki flies into into air, looking around herself, her large eyes noticing only shelves upon shelves stocked with boxed goods.
- * Al_Dente starts to climb over the boxes
- * GoldenTouch flies up after Nikki
- * GreenLight floats on to the red light, examining it
- <Able_Tome> Meanwhile Deduced listens into environment, but hears nothing, but breathing of ponies, wing flaps and hoof-steps
- * Deduced_Reckoning follows al
- * GreenHoof[mare] shuffles her way towards the red light.
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 14 == 14
- * Deduced_Reckoning holds the bridge of his nose a bit annoyed by the unnecessary ambient sounds making it hard to hear
- <Able_Tome> !roll d5
- <GameServ> 4 == 4
- <GreenLight> [Panic]
- * GoldenTouch Opens one of the containers
- <GreenLight> [>mfw fourth alphabetically here]
- <Able_Tome> The ponies fly and trot in the direction of the bleeping light, their eyes focusing at it. It is however, difficult to say what exactly the light is from the ground.
- * GreenHoof[mare] trips over a box. "BUTTFUCK!"
- * GreenHoof[mare] picks herself up and keeps trotting to the light
- * Nikki_Down hovers in the air, keeping her eyes peeled for windows while the others investigate the light
- <Able_Tome> Flying pegasi however recognize a familiar device... a small motion sensor.
- * Al_Dente climbs atop the boxes and looks at the light, trying to focus his eyes and make sense of what it is. "Any ideas?"
- * GreenLight hops up, freezing "...Guys, motion sensor. Set it off?"
- <Nikki_Down> "wait guys stop!"
- <Able_Tome> The light blips with each of your motion
- * GreenHoof[mare] stops in her tracks. "What?!"
- <GreenLight> "But it blips everytime I move!"
- * Deduced_Reckoning stops
- <Able_Tome> As Golden opens up one of the closes boxes, tearing it away... inside you find a stack of... packaged My Little Pony toys.
- * GreenLight stops, hovering in mid air
- <GreenLight> [PLS]
- <Able_Tome> [:3]
- * GoldenTouch looks around for a Lyra plushe
- <Nikki_Down> "it might be an alarm!"
- <Able_Tome> Roll for it, Golden
- <GreenLight> "Well, shit, we havta get out somehow!"
- <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
- <GameServ> 13 == 13
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 19 == 19
- <GreenLight> "All those in favor of setting off the alarm, go nuts like this!"
- * GreenLight flails about for a couple seconds
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Oh god. This is gonna be like the Zephyr fic all over again..."
- <Able_Tome> Your hoof rummages through packaging... Luckily, you find a Lyra toy! Though it's not a plushie and is definitely one of those cheap chinese crap Hasbro sell, but, it's still Lyra, r-right?
- * Nikki_Down floats over to Golden, hissing "what are you doing"
- <GreenLight> "Welp, we stealan' now."
- <Able_Tome> The little red light continues to blip, following Nikki's pattern
- <GreenLight> "Oy, Golden, get me a Twily plushie!"
- <Able_Tome> *Movement's pattern
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 6 == 6
- <Able_Tome> Light's voice echoes through isles, but immediately gets muffled up by cardboard.
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Discord, cardboard is not my fetish."
- * Nikki_Down wonders if he meant specifically her motions or if by everyones as she lazily flaps her wings next to Golden "put that back Golden, we aren't theives!"
- <GreenHoof[mare]> "Neither is Lyra."
- * Deduced_Reckoning climbs off the boxes and attempts to move through the isles to avoid motion sensors
- <Able_Tome> Even with that, your conversations surely cause quite some ruckus.
- * GoldenTouch looks away from Nikki and goes for a twi and Octavia plushie
- <Al_Dente> "What did you guys find?!"
- <Able_Tome> You don't see any plushies in the large box that you've torn, Golden.
- <Able_Tome> click...
- <Able_Tome> A sound echoes somewhere from the far north of the building.
- * GreenHoof[mare] squeaks in her mare voice~ "I don't see shit, Captain."
- * Al_Dente turns to the north of the building trying to see anything as he is atop the box pyramid.
- <Able_Tome> Roll perception
- <GreenLight> "Oy, aren't you the cap'n?"
- <Al_Dente> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 13 == 13
- * GreenLight flies up, trying to see what that sound was
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20
- <GameServ> 7 == 7
- * GoldenTouch opens another box, he will find a plushie
- * GreenHoof[mare] giggles "Light pls. You know what I mean, silly!"
- * GreenLight smiles back "Yeah, yeah~"
- <Able_Tome> Light lifts up into the air, but earth stallion's eye intercepts Green's vision as he notices a small flashy cone of light appearing in the far end of the room.
- <Able_Tome> "Hey! Who's there?!", the voice booms through silence
- <Al_Dente> [[brb short while :b ]]
- * Nikki_Down freezes at the mystery voice, trying to quickly hide behind something
- * GreenLight goes deathly quiet
- <GreenLight> [Well shit, should we wait then?]
- <Able_Tome> Golden tears open another box, making some sound, before the voice appears.
- * Deduced_Reckoning gets up against a box and prepares to go ragdoll
- <Able_Tome> Inside the box are same plastic packages with toys.
- <GoldenTouch> "Damnit!"
- * GreenLight whispers to Hoof and Golden and Al "Get in that box..."
- <GreenLight> "Get everyone in that box!"
- * GreenHoof[mare] gets in that box.
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 19 == 19
- <Able_Tome> "Huh?!", the voice says quizzically
- * GreenLight hops into that box, ragdolling on top of Hoof
- * GoldenTouch wonders what's in the box!! He humps inside it quickly
- <GoldenTouch> *jumps
- <GreenLight> [LEWD]
- * Nikki_Down groans at the various pones who have no idea how to be stealthy
- <Able_Tome> The cone of light seemingly flashes in your direction, but isles upon isles of boxes block out most of it
- * Deduced_Reckoning ragdolls and pretends he's a toy
- <Able_Tome> The box is filled with toys.
- * GreenHoof[mare] giggles as Light hops ontop of her.
- <Able_Tome> You would have to throw them out to get inside.
- <Able_Tome> And even then, the opened boxes would accomodate only two ponies max.
- * Nikki_Down continues to quietly float in the air, hiding behind crates
- * GoldenTouch dumps a box out and hides inside of it
- * GreenLight dumped all the toys out , stashing them away with a wing under an aisle before hopping in dat box with Hoof, then
- <Able_Tome> You can hear foot steps that starts to walk arcross rows as more and more flashlight's light start to blind your spot
- * Deduced_Reckoning bolts toward another pile of boxes trying to be as quiet as possible
- <GreenLight> [I'm gonna do it]
- * GreenHoof[mare] huggles GreenLight while in the box. "Wh-what do you think's gonna happen, Light?"
- <Able_Tome> Roll, Deduced
- <GreenLight> [I'm gonna go full on murderhobo]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20
- <GameServ> 15 == 15
- * GreenLight huggles back, making a shushing gesture.
- * Nikki_Down tries to conceal herself at the top of an aisle, behind crates
- <Able_Tome> You stay quiet through your trek
- <GreenLight> Able, tell me as soon as the guard passes our box~
- <Able_Tome> [Oh don't worry~]
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [Fuck I'm tired. I gotta go to bed, guys. I'm sorry. I've been trying to stay up but I'm about to pass out.]
- <GreenLight> [Hue, it's all good]
- <GreenHoof[mare]> [g'night]
- <Able_Tome> [Heh, this can continue later on. G' night, Hoof~]
- <GreenLight> [Night Hoof!]
- * GreenHoof[mare] (webchat@173.217.200.243) Quit (Quit: Web client closed)
- <GreenLight> [Ech, timelock?~]
- <GoldenTouch> [i agree, I'm zoning out{
- <Nikki_Down> [knight hewf]
- <Able_Tome> Alright, can everyone point out where exactly and how they are hiding at the moment?
- <GreenLight> In a closed box with Hoof
- * Nikki_Down is on top one of the aisles, pressed close against the top of a box
- <Able_Tome> Other NPCs are also presumably there and hiding
- <Deduced_Reckoning> I'm trying to remain away from the loud pones and the direction the guard sounds like he's coming from
- <Able_Tome> Aye, gotcha
- <GreenLight> Thx Able for the fun!
- <Able_Tome> ]Going already?]
- <GoldenTouch> I'm im a box alone]
- <Able_Tome> [This is only a beginning~]
- <Able_Tome> Ah yes, Golden, toy check~
- <GreenLight> [Night, guise]
- <Able_Tome> [G' night]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> [night]
- <Nikki_Down> [going to sleep? alright, goodnight]
- <Able_Tome> Golden, roll d20
- <GreenLight> [Well, Waifu Emblem first. Then bed.]
- <Able_Tome> Each marshmellow pony finds a spot to hide, some sticking to high shelves while some hide in boxes. And not the moment too soon, because someone reaches their row. Blinding light pierces darkness as your ears continue hear footsteps coming your way.
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"John, is everything alright there?"*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"I don't know, heard some voices a minute ago."*Click*
- <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for able
- <GameServ> 11 == 11
- <Al_Dente> [[ back ]]
- <Al_Dente> [[ not ded ]]
- <Able_Tome> Al, where do you hide~
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"Yeah? Should I get down?"*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"Is it still red?"*Click*
- * Al_Dente considers that he is atop the box pyramid and could be the most visible, he quickly shuffles trying to open the higher boxes on the stack.
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"It was while you were going down there."*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"Right... maybe rats or a cat."*Click*
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"Don't hesitate."*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"Yes yes."*Click* "Mom."
- <Able_Tome> Roll, Dente
- <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 my box has a plushie in it
- <GameServ> 10 == 10
- <Able_Tome> No plushies. Only cheap chinese knives.
- <Able_Tome> Luckily they are all packaged~
- <Able_Tome> Al Dente, waiting for that d20 on MGS box opening~
- <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for hiding
- <GameServ> 20 == 20
- <Al_Dente> [[ oh my ]]
- <Al_Dente> [[ based ]]
- <Nikki_Down> [o..oh~]
- <Able_Tome> Tsssk
- <Able_Tome> Dente's hooves open the box as foot steps slowly, slowly increase in volume, the light behind him getting brighter.
- <Able_Tome> "Hello?!" the deep masculine voice shouts. Meanwhile, while others are hiding, Dente's slips into the box which luckily was empty. Right in time too, because the moment he does so, the flashlight's beam falls right at the pyramid's stack.
- * Al_Dente quickly hops off the top box and checks it, finding the top section of it unnailed as he quickly slides it open and hops inside empty as he smiles feeling his body bathed in light but hidden via the MGS style box hiding of not snake.
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20 !!
- <GameServ> 2 == 2
- <Able_Tome> The towering figure stops for a moment, standing on both its legs. Quite a chubby looking, white-skinned human with a mustache, bearing a grayish uniform rubs the back of his head as he looks around
- <Able_Tome> His flashlight goes around rows, eyes looking up and down among the shelves and boxes, but shortly after he shrugs and proceeds to make his round through the row, leaving hiding ponies behind
- <Able_Tome> Nikki, roll perception
- <Nikki_Down> !roll 1d20 what do my special eyes see?
- <GameServ> 11 == 11
- <Nikki_Down> [they see repeating digits!]
- <Able_Tome> While you were hiding on the top shelf and the guard passed by, you notice another source of light in the same far northern corner of the building... an opened door, no doubt?
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"It's me. "*Click*
- * Deduced_Reckoning begins to make his way toward the entrance skirting the loud pile of boxes filled with pones
- <Able_Tome> The voice stops for a moment, before... *Click*"Still looking around, but I don't know. I'm currently looking at the damn thing on the wall, but it seems to work."*Click*
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"Can you wave a hand or something?"*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"Sure. One moment."*Click*
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 20 == 20
- * Nikki_Down takes note of the entrance, but makes sure to keep herself concealed while the human is in the room
- <Able_Tome> As the human waves his hand as Deduced switches rows and slowly starts to make his way towards the entrance.
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"Hold it! You've waved two times?"*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> *Click*"Uh, no?"*Click*, the voice says quizzically
- * Nikki_Down curses internally when she sees Reck moving
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"Huh. Odd."*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20 Guard turns his head back
- <GameServ> 10 == 10
- <Able_Tome> The human continues to rub his head and slowly turns his head back, lightening up the area with the flashlight... but not fast enough to notice a tail flick around the corner.
- * Deduced_Reckoning clings to the boxes upon seing a light in his peripheral vision
- <Able_Tome> He brings his hand to the radio talkie wanting to press the button, but the sound interrupts him, *Pshhhk*"Can you wave it again?"*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> He shrugs and looks back at the sensor, preparing to wave his hand while he talks, *Click*"Just a moment. 5... 4... 3..."
- <Able_Tome> "... 2..."
- <Able_Tome> "...1..."
- <Able_Tome> He waves his hand a bit, *Click*
- * Liven (Liven@c-174-57-131-6.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit
- * Al_Dente peers thru a hole in the box down at whatever is in his field of vision, the solitude and safety of the box still not enough to keep him away from tempting.
- <Al_Dente> fate*
- <Nikki_Down> [be riiiiiight back]
- <Able_Tome> After a short moment, *Pshhhk*"Alright through my side. Maybe the damn thing got broken."*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> The curious stallion's eye sees the guard, who doesn't seem to pay attention to others, *Click*"Eh, the damn place is empty! Better call service tomorrow morning."*Click*
- <Able_Tome> *Pshhhk*"Yeah, will do. Now get your fat ass up here."*Pshhhk*
- <Able_Tome> The human groans, but answers snidely*Click*"Suuuuuure."*Click* and with that, turns around and starts to walk to the row's beginning.
- <Able_Tome> He passes hiding ponies, but each step brings him and the flashlight closer to the corner where Deduced is presumably hiding
- * GoldenTouch (webchat@66-87-148-144.pools.spcsdns.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds)
- <Able_Tome> Foot steps slowly become quieter as he moves away from Dente, Nikki, Golden and others.
- * Deduced_Reckoning attempts to switch to a more dynamic hiding spot
- <Deduced_Reckoning> !roll 1d20
- <GameServ> 1 == 1
- <Able_Tome> Kek
- * Nikki_Down keeps watching the man as he walks, and sees him closing in on Rec- oh goddamnit
- <Able_Tome> [gah, lost internet there for a moment]
- <Al_Dente> [[ we lost a pone ]]
- <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 guard is a brony wanting >rape pet ]]
- <Able_Tome> Alrighty, where were we
- <Nikki_Down> [Reck is about to get busted]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> [kek hates me]
- <Able_Tome> The clockwork engineer tries to find a better hiding spot, his eyes looking around for alternative routes, but the moment he tries to sneak away from the corner into the other row, he mis-steps and falls to the side, kicking several boxes down.
- * Mary_ONette is now known as Mary_ONette[sleep]
- <Able_Tome> The guard at this time walks around the corner and sees.... "What the-"
- * Deduced_Reckoning goes ragdoll and hopes he's assumed to be a toy
- <Able_Tome> His eyes fall at a dog... or something lying in the pile of boxes?
- <Able_Tome> The guard looks around him and then brings the light back at a-, "A... what?"
- * Nikki_Down grits her teeth, heading over to the edge of her aisle, pushing a box off the top in hopes to distract the guard and give Reck time to escape
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20 Screw your distractions?
- <GameServ> 18 == 18
- <Able_Tome> The pegasus mare sends the box off the shelf, albeit too late. The guard bends down towards Deduce's body and curiously pokes him, his fingers feeling the body's squishiness, "A... pony?!", he mumbles, but immediately darts back that moment he hears a box make contact with the floor.
- * Deduced_Reckoning runs off and tries to hide
- <Able_Tome> The guard unholsters a gun on a reflex and points it in the direction of the aisle where the box makes contact.
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 19 == 19
- <Able_Tome> As Deduced jumps up and makes a run for it, the guard notices with the corner of his eye that marshmellow figure skitters away from him
- <Able_Tome> "What the fuck?!"
- * Deduced_Reckoning cowers in a corner
- <Able_Tome> The guard tries to reach his radio taking steps in the direction of a row where Deduced had run off to.
- <Able_Tome> [What are your options, little ponies...]
- * Deduced_Reckoning looks incredibly scared hiding in his corner shaking with fear and covering his eyes with his front hooves
- * Phoenix_Down (~Phoenix_D@97-81-201-38.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com) has joined #FourNonCannon
- <Phoenix_Down> [what did I miss?]
- <Able_Tome> Nothing yet. Everyone decides to stay put?
- * Nikki_Down (~Phoenix_D@97-81-201-38.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 207 seconds)
- * Phoenix_Down decides to remain hiding
- <Able_Tome> Dente?
- <Able_Tome> Seems like he's asleep
- * Al_Dente feels horrible just hiding in the box as he catches glimpses of what is ging on, conflicted as to what to do as he simply remains hiding. Waiting for the guard to get a distance away from his box before shouting out in the most flat line and monotone voice he can muster. "Where are you
- <Able_Tome> Oh
- <Al_Dente> [[ no wait ]]
- <Able_Tome> Sorry
- <Al_Dente> "Where are you fat ass!"
- <Al_Dente> [[ i hope I can throw my voice :V ]]
- <Able_Tome> >monologue cartoon horses | heh, great imaginary
- * Phoenix_Down is now known as Nikki_Loli
- <Able_Tome> !roll d20
- <GameServ> 20 == 20
- <Able_Tome> The guard stops in his tracks and points the gun in the first row's direction where everyone is hiding, "Who the... who the fuck are you? Come out!", she barks out and reaches his radio *Click*"James, we have fucking animals and someone else in here."*Click*
- <Able_Tome> And I guess on this note, the curtain better fall down and wait for others to appear?
- * Al_Dente doesnt say any more words and silently waits in his box hoping for it to pass.
- <Able_Tome> We can continue the scene later on when others are available, but technically... you might need unicorns in this bit.
- <Able_Tome> As well as others for more options
- <Able_Tome> What say you?
- <Able_Tome> Timelock?
- <Al_Dente> [[ im up for it, others? ]]
- <Al_Dente> [[ the timel;pocl tjat os ]]
- <Al_Dente> [[ the timelock that is* ]]
- <Deduced_Reckoning> [i guess it's our best shot]
- * Strong_Metal (~Waveform@cpe-24-58-60-166.twcny.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
- <Nikki_Loli> [I won't be able to do this tomorrow unless it starts after Kai's Quest]
- <Nikki_Loli> [I'll be on my phone again then\
- <Able_Tome> [Hmm, after Kai's quest? We'll see, heh]
- <Able_Tome> Everything that you have seen so far was improvised as fuck, hue
- * Nikki_Loli is now known as Phoenix_Down
- <Able_Tome> I've had a different, a bit Equestria centric one in store, but then just followed the characters.
- <Al_Dente> :B
- <Able_Tome> Now I'm interested myself what will happen next, hue, though I'm still going to use that input that you've provided during void scene~
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