Spooktober 2020

>There is a 5th dimension, beyond that which is known to Moot.
>It is a dimension as vast as the internet, and as timeless as Baneposting.
>It is the middle ground between 4chan and Reddit. Between normies and Autism. And it lies between the pit of man’s degeneracy and the summit of his basedness.
>This is a dimension of celebration. It is an area that might be called...

The Spooktober Zone

>Portrait of a man who, for all intents and purposes, is a blank slate. He calls himself Anonymous. His purpose, take on whatever role is given to him. Whatever his projected personality may be, however, Anonymous will soon discover that identity and character mean nothing when dealing with the unknown. We invite you to join us as Anonymous takes that first tentative step into the uncharted territory of the season that is...The Spooktober Zone.

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>Tanis being a flirty fuck and lassoing Anon in with her bandages, wrapping him against her.

"What the- oh, hey Tanis..."
>"Hello, Anon. I hope you weren't wrapped up in anything serious.~"
"Heh, nah, I was just...ugh."
>"What?"
"What's that smell? It's fuckin' nasty."
>"Rude! It's just the smell of death, rot, and decay! What's wrong with that?"
"Jesus, Tanis, when was the last time you've washed these bandages?"
>"...Washed?"

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>a werewolf waifu and vampire waifu fighting it out over you, but it all working out in the end

>"Get away from him, you flea-bitten mutt! Anon is mine!"
>"You wish, little miss parasite! Face it, you just can't compete with the raw, unfettered power of a beast like me!"
>"Oh, please, your 'rugged nature' can't even hold a candle to the elegance and charm of a vampire such as myself!"
>"Hey, bat-brain! Why don't you quit your squawkin' and let Anon decide for himself?"
>"Very well. Anon, which of us are you truly in love with? As if I didn't already know the answer..."
"Well honestly, I can't really decide, but I do know one thing for sure; this is by FAR a better love story than Twilight. We can all agree on that, right?"
>"...Oh, of course, darling."
>"That's not even a fuckin' question, dude."

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>Please can you do one for Godiva, my dude?

"Hey, Sibella, I'm having a good time at your party, but when did you say your new friend was getting here?"
>"Oh, she shouldn't be long now, Anon, it's only a short walk from- oh! Speak of the devil!"
"EARTHQUAKE! EVERYBODY GET TO COVER!"
>"Oh, no, Anon, that's no earthquake! That's just Godiva! She's Godzilla's daughter, you know."
"Oh."
>"HI EVERYONE! SORRY I'M LATE!"
>"It's alright, Godiva, you're just in time for the Time Warp!"
"Oh, Christ..."

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>After having lost a bet, Anon takes Winnie on a walk in the park. With a leash.

"Winnie, will you hurry up?! I wanna get this over with already, just pick a tree and go!"
>"I can't! They've all already been claimed!"
"I told you to go before we left..."
>"And use the toilet?! What do you take me for, some kind of human!?"
"I'm incredibly tempted to just tie you to a post and leave you here..."
>"Oh, no you don't! You're not forfeiting this bet on my watch! I won fair and square, so deal with it!"
"Ugh...this can not get any worse..."
>"HOLY SHIT, A SQUIRREL!"

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>What if Winnie took anon for a walk and he was the one leashed?

"Winnie, this is a fucking nightmare."
>"Oh, I know. But, you lost the bet, so, not much I can do in that department."
"Do I have to walk on all fours the WHOLE time, though? It's starting to hurt."
>"We won't be out much longer, quit whinin'."
"Ugh...this can not get any worse..."
>"HOLY SHIT, A SQUIRREL! C'MON ANON, LET'S GO CHASE IT!"
"GLRK!"

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>After Elsa falls off a ladder, Anon catches her and puts her in a bridal carry position, to which he struggles to maintain.

>"Oh! Excellent catch, Anon!"
"Don't...mention it...Elsa..."
>"I really should be more careful vith mein footing vhen I'm up so high."
"Yeah...probably..."
>"Vait, vhat vas that? Is someone making popcorn?"
"...Spine..."

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>Esca shows the new intern around the spooky office

>"And this is our break room. Fridge is always stocked with Ecto Cooler, if that's your thing. You're human, so I'd avoid the Bloody Mary's."
"Actual blood?"
>"Actual blood. Vending machines are fully stocked with all the best snacks. Insect brittle, pickled eyeballs, souls, and of course, Doritos. Wi-Fi network is 'Sp00kySc4rySk3l3t0ns,' password is 'Sh1v3rs,' all lower-case."
"And is this the place you guys gather for Halloween parties?"
>"Oh, budget doesn't allow room for company holiday get-togethers."
"I don't think I'd be a good fit for this company."

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>Sibella and Winnie kiss each other. How or why they do this I'm leaving entirely up to you.

>You're relaxing in your room, minding your own business, when you hear it.
>Snarling and hissing from down below, intermixed with pun-laced insults.
>Winnie and Sibella are at it again.
>Who knows what they're arguing about this time?
>Might have something to do with the explosion you heard in Elsa's lab, earlier, although that might've been Phanty's fault because you over heard her telling Tanis-
>Wait.
>It stopped.
>It's dead quiet.
>You start to panic.
>You're 85% sure that neither of them were capable of killing the other, but...
>You're not taking any chances.
>You fling open your door and rush downstairs, bursting into the living room.
"Sibella! Winnie! Is everything-"
>They're locked into a furious make-out session with each other.
>Or at least, they were until you barged in out of nowhere.
>The two ghouls stare at you, a thin line of drool trailing between their lips.
>They're utterly frozen, as are you.
>Eventually, you take a few steps backwards before turning around and going back upstairs to your room.
"...I fucking knew it."

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>The Ghouls' various reactions to finding... "unsightly" depictions of themselves on Google's image search.

>"Gott en Himmel! Vhat a horrible misuse of laboratory equipment!"
>"This is ridiculous! I don't even like red wine!"
>"If I hear someone say 'fortune cookie' one more time..."
>"I HAVE THE BODY OF A 4 YEAR OLD, CREEPS!"
>"Hee hee! Saved!"

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>Any one of the OC waifus that tickles your fancy

>"Anon, could I borrow you for a second?"
>You look up from what you're doing and focus on Adele, the fly/scientist hybrid, standing in the doorway.
"Sure, Adele, what's up?"
>"I just need your assistance in the lab for a brief moment, I'll explain when we get there."
>You already said yes, so despite your apprehension at how vague she's being, you don't have much of a choice.
"Alright, just gimme a second, I'll be right there."
>"Excellent! I'll be waiting!"
>She buzzes off in the direction of her personal laboratory.
>You can't help but notice how excited she seemed when she said that last part.
>Whatever.
>You quickly finish your current task and head for the lab.
>Without a second thought, you open the door and step inside.
"So, what did you nee-"
>There stands Adele, naked as the day she was... er, spliced?
>Despite her mostly insectoid form, she's managed to retain most if not all of her mammalian parts, much to your surprise.
>And arousal.
>"Sorry to deceive you like this, Anon, but I've been so damn horny these past few days, I can barely focus on my work. Besides, I've seen the way you've been eyeing my thorax."
>A hand drifts up to her ample bust when she says this.
>"This way I figured we could kill two birds with one spray of acidic vomit, if you'll pardon the expression. What do you say?"
>You're already naked by the time she says "what."
>Adele grins, wringing her hands together as she takes in the sight of your fleshy body.
"Just one condition."
>"Oh, certainly! Name it!"
"We do it in one of the teleportation pods."
>"Anon, we'd be foolish not to."

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>The Grimwood ghouls sitting on the school's rooftop on a clear evening, watching a kaiju destroy the nearest city off in the distance and commenting on it's success or failure.

>"YEAH, SMASH IT! BURN IT ALL!"
>"Winnie, will you calm down?! You're going to wake the dead!"
>"Hey, I'm just cheering on Godiva. This is the first city she's decimating by herself, you know."
>"How did this whole mess even start?"
>"Hee hee hee! Blame Anon! He's the one who thought it'd be a good idea to show Godiva some negative reviews of King Of The Monsters."
>"I've brought zhe snacks. Vow, she's still at it?"
>"Oooooh, yeah, and she's not lettin' up anytime soon."
>"Where is Anon, anyway?"
>"Last I saw him, he was going into the city to try and calm her down! Hee hee!"
>"Look, there he is!
>"Aaaaaaaaand, there he goes."
>"Least he landed in zhe lake."
>"Should we go help him? Or do anything about this?"
>"Nah, he'll be- HOLY SHIT, SHE JUST RIPPED APART THAT TANK! THIS FUCKING ROCKS!"

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>If you're up for writing some greens, one involving Phanty intruding upon Anon during a bath with absolutely no flirtatious intentions whatsoever would be nice.

>"Hi, Anon!"
"Oh, uh, hey Phanty. What're you, uh... doing?"
>"Just thought I'd pop in to see what you were up to. Bubble bath, huh?"
"Yeah, it just... helps me relax..."
>"Hee hee! No judgement here, Anon! Whatever helps you wind down after a long day!"
"Yeah... thanks..."
>"Hm? Something wrong?"
"No, not at all, it's just... I'm kinda surprised, I thought you came in for like, sex or something."
>"Oh, please, Anon, I may have urges as much as the next ghoul, but just because I intrude on your privacy when you're at your most vulnerable, doesn't necessarily mean I'm looking for sex."
"Huh... well, sorry for assuming."
>"Hee hee hee! Don't sweat it! Besides, you'll KNOW when I'm looking for sex..."

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>A rougher and tougher Winnie bullying anon.

>"Knock knock, Nerd-Lord!"
"Aw, come on, Winnie, I'm trying to study..."
>"On a Friday night? God, you're pathetic."
"Very funny..."
>"I should've known a loser like you would CHOOSE to coop yourself up in here and READ."
"Can you just let me finish this worksheet, please?"
>"Oh, you mean THIS worksheet?"
"Hey! Give that back!"
>"You want it back so bad? Why don't you come over here and KISS me for it?!"
"I'm not gonna- wait, what?"
>"What?"

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>Azar having an inner monologue about how self-aware she is about her massive size and how much she longs for a man's embrace.
And then she is interrupted by anon and she snaps back to her dominant self

>God, another 50 pounds?
>I know I should be glad it's all muscle, but still...
>Seems like I'm getting bigger every day.
>Stronger, too; nearly ripped the handle off the faucet when I tried turning it.
>Oh, what am I complaining about? I'm a manticore! I'm supposed to be big and powerful!
>But...most guys aren't into big and powerful women, are they?
>Ugh, what I wouldn't give to feel the embrace of another, so long as I don't crush him in mine...
>If someone would just give me a chance, despite the muscles, the teeth, the stinger...
>Then they'd see that I can love as tenderly as any-

"Hey, Azar, you almost done in the bathroom?"
>"Shut up, Anon, I'll be done when I'm done, loser."
"Sheesh, sorry."

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>How about chubbychaser cultist Anon worshipping Ctherine and her belly?

"Thank you, O Goddess, for the privilege of embracing your divine flesh! As but your humble servant, I will do all in my power to ensure you are rightfully worshipped! Shall I bathe your tremendous mass with naught but my feeble tongue? Shall I shower your quivering flesh with sweet kisses and praise? Oh, please answer me, ancient one; your silence is undying agony to my soul!"
>"Anon, are you going to do this every time I change shirts?"

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>Something based off of pic related. Preferably naughty.

(https://i.4cdn.org/co/1604190814656.png)

"Hello?"
>"Hey, Sibella? It's Anon. I need your help..."
"With what, Anon? Is everything alright? You sound out of breath..."
>"Yeah, see, I was hanging out with Phanty, and I asked her to grab me a drink from the fridge, and..."
"Anon, please, for the love of Lugosi, tell me she didn't get into the Ecto Cooler..."
>"Yeah, uh, about that..."
>"THERE you are, flesh-boy!~ Get over here and BUST me already!~"
>"Phanty, no! No, get away! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>Click.
"Anon? Hello?"

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>Where there are endings, there are also beginnings. And while tonight may be the end of a magnificent celebration, it also signals the beginning of a new journey. A journey that will take us, all of us, to see fantastic sights and experience wondrous things. And at least, when this journey is over, each and every one of us will find ourselves right back in...the Spooktober Zone.