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- So a few weeks ago, my best friends dad made some "special chocolate". Obviously, after smoking cannabis quite frequently I thought my tolerance was quite high and in order for me to feel the true effects of edibles I'd had to eat a lot... this was not the case.
- I started off with one piece, about the size of 1 Hershey square and maybe 1cm thick. Tasted alright, not the best but it was alright and looked like dark chocolate. An hour goes by, and I feel a slight buzz but nothing too bad, so I help myself to some more chocolate but this time with vanilla icecream as a side. So as we sit there, I am scoffing away at this chocolate and icecream like a mad man, completely disregarding that these could he potent edibles. Up until my friends dad comes into the room and talks about how he made them and that the measurements were just eye-balled. Turns out, that each piece of chocolate had about 80-90mg of THC and I've already ate about 7 pieces.
- I freeze for a moment and realised what I've just done. I finish my icecream and think for a moment of what is to come. "Dont worry, you smoke nearly everyday. Tolerance is pretty high so you'll be alright" boy oh boy how wrong could I be.
- An hour goes past and me and my friend decide to head back to my house to chill and spend the night, but it wasnt until we were in the car and heading home where I started to feel high, really high. My reaction to cars ahead became slow (I was in the passenger seat, my friend the driver. He had about 2 pieces of chocolate from what I saw). Then it hit me, my eyes go really shallow and my eyelids heavy, I decide to shut up the rest of the car ride to wait it out. We get back to my place and I'm higher than a damn aeroplane.
- We decide to sit and watch TV, I decide to put on the Minecraft OST and just to relax. The stoner in me crashes in and I feel like I'm sinking into the couch "wow, I'm really high. I don't feel too good" so I look over to my friend and tell him I'm heading to bed for the night (it's only about 8:30pm at this point).
- I crawl into bed, it feels good but I'm uncomfortable. My stomach is feeling funny and I feel a little dizzy, almost as if I'm crossfading (nah, just a THC overdose). I come to my wits and go "hmm maybe I just need to take a dump, that's probably it. I ate something bad". I put some shorts on and head to the bathroom, I sit down on the toilet and look down. My stomach starts to turn up and I realise I'm just about to puke up, big time. I enter the "puking position" and speak to the man down the toilet "oh God, what have I done" followed by a river of brown coloured vomit.
- Finally, relief. As I sat in the toilet after puking up I had nothing to do apart from think for a moment. So that's what I did. "Those fkn edibles". I head back to bed and fall asleep, waking up at 5am still feeling high.
- TLDR; ate too many edibles, felt super sick, puked up.
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