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- >Wake up
- >Feel like a boss
- >It's another fine day in Ponyville
- >Walk out of your room
- >Twilight gets scared as shit when she sees you
- >"PPTCCHHHCFTBB!!!! FUCKING GOATSE!! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE???"
- >You aren't actually rooming with twilight
- >Your room was actually a bed of cut hair and straw you made behind one of her bookshelves
- >nofucksgiven
- "DA NAAA NAAA I'M A MONSTER."
- >"Spike! get the broom!
- >Twilight Sparkle takes the broom from her man-slave and chases you out the door with it
- >Outside her place, your naked ass attracts a crowd
- >She gets frustrated
- >"GOD DAMN IT GOATSE, I'M GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!"
- >You're making a break for it now
- >She turns the broom around so she's pointing the wood handle-end toward you
- >She cocks
- >lol cock
- >she cocks her hoof back and chucks that fucking broom at you like a nigger fresh out of niggerdickmanland
- >NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
- >You bend over and stretch out your gaping anal cavity and face it towards twilight Sparkle
- >Everypony gasps and a few throw up at your visible inards
- >The broom flies through the air like a paper airplane and dives, handle first, straight into your b-hole
- >You work your muscular colon like you're the Pei-Mei of taking it in the rear
- >Your asshole swallows the whole damn broom like that thing in the end of Hellboy where it was eating him. Or maybe it's like that Aqua Teen episode where there were deleted scenes form the movie.
- >Whatever
- >Point is there's a broom coming up the back of your throat now
- >Every-poh-knee in Ponyville is in shock and awe, like visitors to some dark carnival
- >You clech every god damn muscle in your face
- >a "poot" sound is made
- >Out of your anus-hole comes the broom, shooting at lightning, Busta Rhymes speed, bristles first
- >the bristles are absolutely SOAKED in fecal matter
- >A bit of cum slides out of your dick's girth as the handle passes your steel prostate
- >The broom flies through the air like Superman, 'cept Superman isn't a crazy-ass shit-covered broom that's headed straight for Twilight Sparkle's face
- >Spike peeks his head out of the Library door
- >"TWIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTTTT""SSSSSSSSSS POOOOOOOOOPPPYYYYYYYYYYY"
- >He's got that right
- >Twilight is frozen in place like Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. George Clooney
- >The broom hits her square in the mouth
- >Long bristles cut deep back into her throat, jabbing at her uvula
- >She pukes
- >The force of the puke almost knocks the broom out of her throat, but it doesn't quite have the force
- >The regurgitated food only absorbs into the broom and spreads around the rest of her face
- >She passes out
- >Spike rushes over to Twilight's lifeless body
- >"Twuh-... Twilight...? Twi....."
- >She's dead, bitch, dead from grossness
- >*SUNGLASSES*
- >His voice starts shaking
- >"Muh-... muhm-.. momm-mee? My mom..."
- "SSUUUUUUPARMAAAAAANNNN"
- >You run over and punt that little scaly fucker over the fucking library into the sky
- >"SPIKE'S BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNNN"
- >*ding*
- >You look around at everyp0ny, they're all standing there speechless
- >You proceed to make sweet sweet love to twilight's dead body in front of them all with your lovely flaccid penis
- >Fumpb fumpb fumpb
- >You're pissing in her vagina
- >You finish inside her dead body and run into the library to never be seen again
- >You become an urban legend
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