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- an empty can of mountain dew. There isn’t a single drop left. ;
- a tin can of tuna that smells as unfortunate as your luck. ;
- a container styrofoam container for leftovers. Oh! There is some food left over inside. Yum. ;
- a half eaten hamburger. Score! ;
- a perfectly usable, if not outdated television. ;
- a box of pizza with one perfectly good slice left! ;
- the yellow pages. Who knew they still made these. ;
- a busted, yet fashionable umbrella. ;
- a toilet seat. Crap. ;
- a bag full of nice clothes straight from the 70s. Look at those patterns! ;
- a photo album stabbed with a knife. Ouch. ;
- a coffee maker, used, but still in perfect working condition. ;
- an uncut six-pack soda ring. Looks like another turtle saved today. ;
- a pair of leather shoes, a bit worn, but how fancy. ;
- a smoke detector? Don’t people know it’s illegal to throw these out? ;
- two used tea bags. Where is the hot water? ;
- a bag of candy! Oh yum! ;
- a wooden box full of old jewelry. Score! ;
- a lottery ticket. Maybe it’s a winner, good luck! ;
- a huge cardboard box filled with legos. Don’t step in it! ;
- a bag full of 600,000 bottle caps. Well then… ;
- a rocking chair with an odd squeak to it. ;
- an old purse full of various coins. ;
- an area rug large enough to hide a body. ;
- a black bird mask with a metal wire frame. ;
- about 1000 feet of Christmas lights. Happy holidays! ;
- a vinyl record of Weird Al. ;
- a ping pong ball. ;
- a tube of toothpaste. Minty fresh. ;
- a shirt that says I’m with stupid, but points up. ;
- an old doll with a victorian dress in pristine condition outside of the missing eyes. ;
- a set of 51 playing cards. ;
- a dictionary with a bookmark in the “M” section and the word “murder” highlighted. ;
- a pair of seguin covered leg warmers. You can pull them off no problem. ;
- a curious set of skeleton keys on a large metal ring. ;
- a silver, decorative hand mirror that shows no reflection. ;
- a tube of strawberry lip gloss. Mwah! ;
- an old plush rabbit that when you squeeze makes the sound of a frog. ;
- a snowglobe that when wound up plays a haunting tune. ;
- a fluffy down pillow. Cozy. ;
- a nintendo gamecube with two controllers. ;
- a bucket of fried chicken. Crunchy. ;
- an exquisite bottle of perfume. ;
- a pair of broken flip flops with a pattern of flying goats. ;
- a tangled pile of fishing nets. ;
- a strong rope with a strange red stain and burnt ends. ;
- a pouch full of shattered marbles. ;
- a strange chest full of old cartoon character dolls. ;
- a bag full of colorful balloons, each with a single, nail-size puncture. ;
- a broken lampshade. How illuminating. ;
- a plastic bag. Drifting through the wind, waiting to start again. ;.
- a plastic straw. ;
- a tangled old wig. Fashionable! ;
- an old mattress. I'm sure the stains will come right out. ;
- a toaster with a missing power cord. ;
- an old glass coke bottle. Cheers. ;
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