3 PART PIZZA ARC (donnie,Alin,goodboy,mork)

<AlexVolkov>: It was a cool, autumn afternoon at the Academy. The sky was overcast, dashes of the sun breaking through the veil of clouds at certain intervals. The bell rang through the halls, signifying the start of another lesson.
<AlexVolkov>: [yeah dude, roll a one-shot]
Wrong_Way is walking to his next class
Alina yawns, walking down the halls as she heads down to her next class. Home economics...
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm...I've never been good at sewing. Maybe this class will change that."
AlexVolkov PRAYS TO THE SHRINE OF LENIN]
<Good_Boy>: Class time!
Dibbles is walking around, as he heads... nowhere. He should really remember his schedule sometime
Good_Boy runs from beneath the tree he was under, as he heads to class
<Wrong_Way>: /me passes by Donnie as he just walks in circles
<AlexVolkov>: [lol borked]
<Wrong_Way>: [brb hanging myself]
Wrong_Way passes by Donnie as he just walks in circles
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, what class do you have next?"
<Dibbles>: "What? Iunno. What's yours?"
Wrong_Way pulls out his schedule to show. "Home Economics."
<Dibbles>: "...I'll just go there with you, if that's alright."
<Wrong_Way>: "Cool. We're not that far from the room."
Wrong_Way continues walking down to the room with Donnie
Good_Boy waits outside the classroom
Wrong_Way makes it to the Home Economic room and sees GoodBoy hanging out by there
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Pal."
<AlexVolkov>: Volkov has finally arrived at the school, dragging a burlap sack with him as he marches down the courtyard.
<Good_Boy>: Hello Friend Mark!
<Wrong_Way>: "Is the door locked?"
Alina walks to the door, see's good boy
<Alina>: "Hey pal, feels like its been a long time since we've talked" she smiles
<Good_Boy>: I do not know!
<Good_Boy>: Hello, Friend Alina!
<Good_Boy>: You still smell good!
Wrong_Way checks if the door is locked by trying to open it
<Alina>: "Thanks..." she plays off like she usually does
<AlexVolkov>: As he stops outside the door, he heaves the bag over his shoulder, grunting as it lands. He kicks the door open, an uncontrollable urge to shout fills him. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" he roars, his thick accent loud and clear.
<Dibbles>: "Heheh, I think I'm gonna like this class."
Wrong_Way nearly avoids getting his hand kicked at
<Alina>: ["y-you too" she then spills spaghetti from her pockets and runs away]
<Wrong_Way>: "...I think the door is open now."
Alina looks in surprise at the door kicking
<Good_Boy>: Let us go in!
Good_Boy goes in
<AlexVolkov>: Volkov looks at the students, studying them one by one with a stern frown.
Alina follows, looking at the teacher quizzically
Wrong_Way sighs and he goes into the classroom as well
Dibbles simply ports directly to his seat
Wrong_Way sees Donnie is already in his seat and takes a seat next to him
Alina sits down by donnie as well
<Wrong_Way>: [everyone finds a seat by donnie]
<Alina>: [everybody]
<Wrong_Way>: [all 7 billion people on this planet]
Dibbles is exceptionally pleased that everyone wants to sit by him
<Wrong_Way>: [if they cannot, they simply bow and pray toward donnie]
Good_Boy sits on the ground floor
<Alina>: [pfff]
<Wrong_Way>: [a new religion]
<AlexVolkov>: The man kicks his chair aside,standing behind his desk, as he slams the sack on top of it. "Good morning, class." he says, his expression softening somewhat.
<Wrong_Way>: [people pilgrimage to donnie]
<Wrong_Way>: "Morning..."
<Good_Boy>: Good morning, Friend Teacher!
Dibbles creates a friendship singularity and kills everyone]
<Dibbles>: "Hello!"
<Alina>: "Morning, Mr. Volkov"
Wrong_Way looks to Alina, wondering why she knows the teacher's name.
<AlexVolkov>: "Hmm, I see one girl has read ahead, is good!" he laughs heartily, slapping the sack. "I appreciate student who work hard without prompting."
<AlexVolkov>: "As she say, I am Alexander Volkov, and I will teach you Home Economics."
Dibbles raises his hand
<AlexVolkov>: "Yes, boy that is clearly too young to be here. You must also be showing of great diligence in lesson, which is why you are here. Da, is good."
<Dibbles>: "...what's Home Economics?"
Alina sits content
Wrong_Way is very scared for Donnie
Dibbles is emotionally neutral
<AlexVolkov>: "Ah! Home Economics is simple. Is study of house-related tasks, ranging from textiles, cleaning, and cooking! The art of the pot and pan! The dance of flavors and textures!"
AlexVolkov is clearly whipped up into a frenzy at the mention of cooking
<Dibbles>: "Oooh, I wanna learn how to cook! Awesome!"
<Good_Boy>: I like food!
Dibbles sits rather pumped up at his desk
Wrong_Way rubs the back of his neck, looking very embaressed at the cooking mention
<AlexVolkov>: "The symphony of taste! Oh? Curious of cooking? Da, is marvelous! I like boy already!" he approaches Donnie's desk, leaving a lollipop on his desk. "Here, have this! For being great student at start!"
Dibbles takes the lollipop, amazed by the good fortune already being brought by this class
<Dibbles>: "Thanks!"
<AlexVolkov>: "Now, for first lesson, I planned a simple recipe, one popular with the дети."
<AlexVolkov>: Volkov confidently grabs the sack, flipping it around and dumping a selection of ingredients upon it.
<AlexVolkov>: "PIZZA! IS SNACK FOOD OF GREAT POPULARITY IN AMERICAN LAND!"
Alina watches with wonder
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
<Good_Boy>: Pizza is good!
Dibbles loves pizza and wants to be able to make his own delicious pizzas whenever he wants
<AlexVolkov>: "Ah, I like floor-sitting boy already! Here, have one too!" he says, tossing a lollipop in Good Boy's general direction.
Alina had very little pizza in her homeland of romania, she wishes to remedy this
Wrong_Way looks up happy at the idea of pizza, but realizes that they're going to probably have to make a pizza.
<Good_Boy>: Stick!
Good_Boy chases after the lollipop
<AlexVolkov>: Now, pizza is from the nation of Italy, but what is wonderful is the variety it is capable of! Your pizza can have any toppings you wish! Sweet, spicy or savory! Nothing to stop you, no limits to hold you back! Your creativity is your only blockade, and that is wonderful!
<AlexVolkov>: My darling babushka, bless her heart, always told me children are the treasures of the world.
<AlexVolkov>: To raise them well is to double their value.
<AlexVolkov>: To harm them is the greatest sin a man could commit.
AlexVolkov lowers his head in memory of his babushka
Good_Boy eats the lollipop
<Alina>: "She sounds like a great woman...."
Dibbles can't help but channel Volkov's passion for pizza, growing even more hyped to make his own
<AlexVolkov>: "Now, let us begin to cook! First of all, we must be ready. Aprons are supplied on hooks near sink. Take one and wash hands, then... wait, da, four students, get into pairs of two."
Dibbles looks over to Alina
Wrong_Way figures Donnie is going to team up with Alina and gets up to go to the sink
Alina looks at dibbles who is looking at her
Dibbles smiles
<Alina>: [looking at him looking at her looking at him looking at her...]
<Good_Boy>: Friend Mark!
Wrong_Way turns to goodboy as he's grabbing an apron
<AlexVolkov>: "Now, as you get ready, I will request names. You, young boy who likely shouldn't be here! Name please!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, we're working together Pal."
<Dibbles>: "I'm Donnie!"
<AlexVolkov>: "Da, good to meet you Donnie! You, floor-sitting boy with dog-like features!"
Wrong_Way puts on his apron and washes his hands
<Good_Boy>: YEs!
<Good_Boy>: I am Pal!
<Good_Boy>: Hello!
Dibbles finds the smallest apron he can get and has it tied on by his otter after he struggles with it for too long
<AlexVolkov>: "Pal, as in friend! I like it! Now, unassuming boy who has been relatively silent!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm? Oh. Mark."
Alina puts on the apron and washes her hands
Wrong_Way finds a seat away from Donnie and Alina
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Pal, we can't make pizza on the floor.
<AlexVolkov>: "Mark, is good name! You will do good! Last of all, only girl in class!"
<Alina>: "I'm Alina, sir" she says
<AlexVolkov>: "Alina, curious name, but good! Roll off tongue like well-made honeycomb!"
<Alina>: "Thanks, Mr. Volkov" she finishes whatever preparations necessary
Wrong_Way waits for Pal to get his apron and wash his hands
<Good_Boy>: Okay!
Good_Boy gets up
Good_Boy puts on Apron
<AlexVolkov>: "Now that we are ready, I will guide you through procedure!"
Good_Boy stands there
Dibbles washes his hands and goes to wherever he's supposed to be
<AlexVolkov>: Pizza requires two parts, dough and toppings.
<AlexVolkov>: Here on table, I have flour, salt, sugar, yeast and oil. I also have note that gives measurements required.
<AlexVolkov>: Students! Come to the desk, and take what is required! I trust you enough to do the job well!
<AlexVolkov>: [whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg]
<Good_Boy>: Okay!
<Wrong_Way>: [bubsypilot.mov]
<Alina>: [I will create a pizza to /die/ for! AHAHAHAHA]
Good_Boy grabs the ingredients from the desk, and bring it to Wrong_Way
<Dibbles>: [And I'll help! Because we're bestest friends, and you'd never want me to die a horrible pizza-related death!]
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright...let's make pizza dough."
Dibbles runs over to get the ingredients/instructions/etc and brings them back
Alina picks up the ingredients and goes to what I assume is the designated food creation area
<Alina>: [both work I guess...]
Dibbles is just one step ahead of the game]
<Wrong_Way>: "There /isn't/ a mixing bowl on my desk."
Wrong_Way reads the measurement card as the bowl appears
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, you have all shown initiative! Good job, all of you!
AlexVolkov gives each student a lollipop.
<Dibbles>: "Alina, do you know how to make a pizza?"
<Alina>: "Weeeeeell... I used to do a bit of cooking growing up"
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait, don't we need water?"
<Alina>: "I think I can manage"
<Good_Boy>: I think so!
<Alina>: [she then creates the appetizer monster from spongebob]
<Good_Boy>: I can get water!
<AlexVolkov>: [>implying i am not fostering competition between you four]
<Wrong_Way>: [OH BOY]
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, in each cooking area there will be sink for dishes!
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh alright..."
<AlexVolkov>: Water must be must warm, remember this!
<Dibbles>: "I'll still help! Let's make a pizza!"
Wrong_Way turns on the hot water and fills the bowl around half way
Alina gets some warm water
Wrong_Way carefully puts the bowl back on the cooking area
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, that's some hot water..."
Alina brings it back
<Alina>: "So, where to staaart"
Wrong_Way thinks back to when his grandmother used to make pizza
<Alina>: [>ten minutes of alina cooking later
<AlexVolkov>: Remember, dry ingredients, then the wet ones!
<AlexVolkov>: Mix together well and knead!
<Wrong_Way>: "...Yeast is pretty dry."
Dibbles gets some bowls and spoons and other listed materials
<Wrong_Way>: "Pal! We need a spoon!"
<Good_Boy>: Spoon!
Good_Boy runs to get a spoon
Alina realizes that out of her vast magical knowledge, she lacks the intuitive knowledge on how to make a pizza
<Dibbles>: [damnit I'm gonna look up an actual guide to making a pizza]
<Wrong_Way>: [Ahaha, like i already didn't]
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay...yeast and what..."
<Alina>: [I should too]
<Alina>: [brb[
<Dibbles>: "Flour!"
<Wrong_Way>: "..If we're going to need sugar, I guess we should use it first and see if we can't fix that later."
Good_Boy comes back, with a spoon in his mouth
Dibbles stands on a chair to reach the table comfortably and pours flour into the measuring cup
<Wrong_Way>: "Pal! Spoon?"
AlexVolkov admires the hard work his students are putting in.
Good_Boy smiles, spoon in mouth
Dibbles pours the flour back and forth, until he gets the precise amount needed and pours it into the bowl
<Alina>: [baaack]
Wrong_Way smiles, as he sanitizes the spoon quickly under hot water
<Wrong_Way>: "Thank you."
Dibbles smiles and looks back with pride over his bowl of flour
<Dibbles>: "Making a pizza isn't so hard!"
Wrong_Way puts in a spoonful of yeast and sugar in the bowl of hot water
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, pizza is simple recipe, and so variable too. It is like a fingerprint in some ways, no one pizza is the same.
<AlexVolkov>: From the toppings chosen to the crust and dough type, it's all different.
<Alina>: "Good job, now to take the flour and mix it with the water"
Dibbles struggles to find an acceptable amount of yeast to fill the teaspoon
<Good_Boy>: Anything I can do, Friend Mark?
Wrong_Way puts in two spoonfuls of salts
<Dibbles>: "Alina, is a teaspoon supposed to be level with the edge of the spoon, or is it supposed to be a little mountain?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...we're going need a cup for flour."
<Wrong_Way>: "Can you go get one?"
Alina adds in the sugar to the mix
Wrong_Way takes the olive oil and carefully measures a spoonful of it
<Alina>: "Either can be acceptable, Donnie"
Wrong_Way adds it to the mix
<AlexVolkov>: I will go briefly to secure the toppings. I will only be a minute.
AlexVolkov walks quickly out of the classroom, leaving the door open.
<Wrong_Way>: ["Finally!" and Mark leaves the classroom]
Alina lightly stirs after adding the yeast and sugar
<Wrong_Way>: "Pal, can you get a cup?"
Dibbles puts 2 rather large teaspoons into the mix, to compensate for not putting a 4th of a teaspoon in separately
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks."
Good_Boy runs outside
Wrong_Way looks over to the other group
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, we've gotta catch up..."
<Dibbles>: "Wait, Alina! We need salt!"
Wrong_Way looks at his mixture and opens the flour bag
<Alina>: "Do we have any?"
Dibbles falls off the chair trying to scramble to the salt on the main desk
Good_Boy comes back in, with a cup full of flowers
<Dibbles>: "Ooooooooowww!"
<Alina>: "Oh, donnie, you okay?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...I'm not going to ask where you got the flowers, but thanks for the cup."
<Dibbles>: "THERE'S NO TIME ALINA, GET THE SAAAAALT"
<Good_Boy>: You're welcome!
<Dibbles>: ]
Wrong_Way takes the flowers out the cup and puts in two cups of flour
Alina rushes summons salt from the salt dimension]
<AlexVolkov>: If you were sitting in a more boring lesson, like Math or History, you can see Volkov wrestling a bear over ownership of the toppings.
Wrong_Way starts mixing
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Pal, we just need to keep mixing until we can't mix it no more."
Dibbles rubs his arm and shows the bruise on his elbow
<Alina>: Boomer looks out of the math class window, rather bored until he sees Volkov
<Dibbles>: "It's fine, I just got a little excited for a second..."
Alina quickly taps donnie's elbow, it heals very quickly
<Good_Boy>: I can mix!
<Alina>: "C'mon, get the salt, we need to get to work"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, mix it as hard as you can."
<Dibbles>: "Woooaah. Right! Will do!"
Dibbles runs over and gets the salt with slightly more caution than before
Wrong_Way scoots away from the bowl so Good Boy can mix the bowl
<Wrong_Way>: "Put your everything into it
<Wrong_Way>: "except your hands...just use the spoon."
Alina begins putting the rest of the mix together
<Dibbles>: "Waaaait! We forgot the olive oil!"
Dibbles 's otter simply puts in 2 spoons
Good_Boy grabs spoon, and mixes with the intensity of all the dogs in the world, smelling gravy
<Dibbles>: "I got it when you were falling out of the chair."
<Dibbles>: "...Oh."
<Alina>: "Nice call, Umbra"
<Dibbles>: Umbra giles the otter-equivalent of a thumbs up and a "ch-chk"
<Alina>: "Alright, lets get the flour"
<Dibbles>: "I put it in first!"
Dibbles shows the flour residue in the measuring cup
Alina takes the spoon of glorious mixing while donnie handles the pouring
Good_Boy intensifies his mixing
Wrong_Way just watches
Dibbles looks in awe at the mixing of the ingredients
<Wrong_Way>: "Let me know when it's hard to mix."
<Dibbles>: "I bet our pizza is gonna taste /sooooo/ good."
<Alina>: "I can't wait for it, honestly"
Alina begins mixing vigorously as the flour is poured
Dibbles had put in the flour a while ago
Dibbles put it in before any other ingredient, actually
<Good_Boy>: I am helping!
<Good_Boy>: So Friend mark can relax!
Good_Boy stirs faster than ever before
<Dibbles>: "We forgot to heat up the oven!"
<Wrong_Way>: "I know, but we need the dough to be hard enough to kneed."
<Alina>: "We did?"
<Dibbles>: "...did we?"
Dibbles checks the oven
<Wrong_Way>: "Then when we flatten the dough, we can put everything on it."
<Alina>: "Well, if we're lucky it won't take that long"
Dibbles sets the heat to 400 degrees
<Dibbles>: "Aaaaah, I get it."
Alina casts a small spell to expedite the process
Alina meanwhile mixes the dough until its far too thick to do so
<Good_Boy>: Okay!
<Good_Boy>: I am done!
Good_Boy stops stirring
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then."
Wrong_Way puts some flour out on the table
<Wrong_Way>: "Now we're gonna push this dough
Alina puts some flour out on the table and puts out the dough to begin kneading
Wrong_Way takes out the dough and starts kneading the dough on the flour
Dibbles washes his hands quickly and helps with the kneading
<Alina>: "Alright think you can help with the kneading, Donnie?"
<Dibbles>: "Right! It feels weeeiird."
Wrong_Way kneeds it enough until he feels like it's strong enough to pull out
Dibbles seems somewhat more concerned with playing with the dough than actually kneading but isn't entirely useless
Wrong_Way slowly kneeds and pulls out the dough into a 12 inch disk shaped thing
<Alina>: "just keep doing it, try not to have /too/ much fun, otherwise it won't taste as good later"
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo."
<Dibbles>: "Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot!"
Dibbles begins kneading with much vigor
<Wrong_Way>: "I think we still need to do that thing italian chefs do, with the whole throwing into the air."
Wrong_Way supports the dough underneath with his hands
Wrong_Way spins it a little as he lightly tosses it upward with his fingers
<Good_Boy>: You are good at this, Friend Mark!
<Wrong_Way>: "I've seen too many ways this has gone wrong."
<Alina>: "Alright" she inspects the progress
Wrong_Way shudders a bit when thinking back to his grandmother
Wrong_Way finally decides it's enough tossing
<Dibbles>: "I think we're just about done. It doesn't look wet anymore."
Wrong_Way looks at his nice pizza disk dough
Dibbles paws at the dough a little bit more to confirm the texture
<Alina>: "I'd say so"
<Wrong_Way>: "The teacher should show up any minute now..."
<Wrong_Way>: "We just need pizza sauce, toppings and then to cook the sucker
<Dibbles>: "Do we get to use a rolling pin now?"
Alina had a rolling pin prepared
<Alina>: "Yeeeep"
<Dibbles>: "Can I use it? I never used one before!"
<Good_Boy>: Can we have meat?
<Good_Boy>: I like Meat!
<Alina>: "Sure, be careful with it though, Donnie"
Alina gives him the roller
Dibbles looks at the roller with the kind of excited smile only a child could have from being passed a roller
Dibbles begins to rolls the dough, but fails to apply enough force
<Dibbles>: "Uh, I think you should do it Alina."
<Alina>: "Donnie, like this" she helps him apply force properly
Dibbles is having fun and applying proper force
<Alina>: [NO SCREW YOU I'M GONNA TEACH YOU VALUABLE LIFE STIIIILLS]
<Alina>: [SKILLS]
<Dibbles>: [THANK YOU BASED ALINA]
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, we can have meat."
<Wrong_Way>: "What else..."
<Wrong_Way>: ["How about onions?"]
<Wrong_Way>: ["Maybe some chocolate?"]
<Dibbles>: I actually love onions on my pizza...]
<Wrong_Way>: same
<Wrong_Way>: because i actually eat veggies
Alina inspects as they finish rolling
<Dibbles>: "We did it!"
<Alina>: "Yes, we did"
<Good_Boy>: I Like Meat!
<Alina>: "Now..... we have to pinch the sides, right?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright.."
<Wrong_Way>: "uh, how about anchovies?"
Dibbles looks over the paper
<Wrong_Way>: "Not saying I like them, but just asking."
<Dibbles>: "I'm not sure... I like thick crust pizzas though. Do we pinch those ones?"
<Good_Boy>: Fish is good!
<Wrong_Way>: "huh."
<Alina>: "hrmmmm"
<Alina>: [I know not of this answer]
<Dibbles>: [neither do I]
<Dibbles>: "Let's just pinch it to be safe then."
<Alina>: [WRONG MOVE]
<Alina>: "Alright" she pinches
<Dibbles>: [B-BUT]
<Wrong_Way>: [the pizza explodes]
<Alina>: [2L8M8]
<Good_Boy>: What next?
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, we just need the pizza sauce and toppings but the teacher said he's getting them
<Good_Boy>: Okay!
Good_Boy sits down
<Dibbles>: "So, we just need to wait for ingredients now?"
<Wrong_Way>: "So, just meat, pal?"
<Alina>: "Well... we should toss the pizza"
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
<Good_Boy>: I like meat!
<Dibbles>: "What if we drop it?"
Wrong_Way shrugs
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright."
<Alina>: "I'm good with this"
Dibbles waits to see the art of dough-tossing
<Wrong_Way>: ["the ceiling fan is /off/"]
<Good_Boy>: teachers gone]
<Wrong_Way>: [WOO]
Wrong_Way jumps on his desk and starts doing bad stand up]
*** Good_Boy is now known as HabeusKaiju
Alina takes the dough, begins tossing it. She does it rather expertly, at one point spinning the dough on her finger like a basketball
Wrong_Way turns on the ceiling fans]
<Dibbles>: "Wooooaaaah. You're awesome at this!"
<Alina>: "Thanks, just a trick I learned"
HabeusKaiju stomps on Dibbles and Alina as they bond]
Alina makes the kaiju part of the pizza]
Dibbles dies a horrific death, crushed by the foot of a kaiju]
<Wrong_Way>: [delicious kaiju pizza]
<Alina>: [get da logs, we'll continue tomorrow]
<Dibbles>: [good stuff]
<Wrong_Way>: [k]
<HabeusKaiju>: >DonnieMeetsGodzilla.gif]

Dibbles is waiting patiently for toppings
Good_Boy waits patiently as well
<Dibbles>: "Alina, what kinda stuff do you put on pizzas?"
Wrong_Way wonders if he could just go back to his room and sleep
AlexVolkov slams the door open. His hat is at an odd angle and his clothes are tattered, as he drags in a second sack.
<AlexVolkov>: Apologies for lateness students, it appears the local wildlife has taken a shine to my ingredients.
<AlexVolkov>: Now, are our doughs ready
<AlexVolkov>: ?
<Dibbles>: "Yeeaaah!"
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
<Wrong_Way>: "Yep."
<Alina>: "Oh, I can do whatever"
<AlexVolkov>: Good, now, here in sack I have selection of toppings.
AlexVolkov opens up the bag, pulling out a variety of foodstuffs, all fresh
<Wrong_Way>: [fresh bear meat?]
<AlexVolkov>: Chicken, bacon, tomato, onion, anchovy, spinach, egg, cheese...
AlexVolkov gives a cold, steely glare at the window. The students miss the bear as it runs off in fear.
<AlexVolkov>: Where was I? Ah, yes, mushroom, jalapenos, and... that should be enough for now.
Wrong_Way wonders what egg pizza would taste like
<Dibbles>: "Oooh! Get the onions! And the jalapenos! And the... cheese! We need that!"
<AlexVolkov>: Now, you can choose whatever toppings you wish. The only limit is imagination!
Wrong_Way raises his hand
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, Mark!
<Wrong_Way>: "uh, do we have to make our own pizza sauce?"
<Alina>: "Alright, alright"
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, the sauce! Nearly forgot, is good you remember.
<Alina>: [>implying we aren't making sauceless pizza]
<Wrong_Way>: [what is this alina, poland?]
<AlexVolkov>: I have extra tomatoes, these are used to make sauce.
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay."
<Dibbles>: [>now I have to look up sauce making]
Wrong_Way goes up to the counter and grabs some tomatoes and some bacon
Alina gets tomatoes, onions, cheese, and jalapenos
Dibbles grabs some extra tomatoes for sauce
Wrong_Way cleans out the mixing bowl and looks at the tomatoes
<Dibbles>: "Wow, there's a lot of stuff for sauce here."
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, nearly forgot!
Dibbles realizes making a pizza isn't actually as easy as putting flour in the bowl
AlexVolkov rushes out
<Wrong_Way>: "So...I think we just mash them into a sauce."
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, it makes sense."
AlexVolkov runs back in, a squirrel latched onto his shoulder and a fox to his leg. In his hand was a bundle of herbs. He walks over to each table, leaving a batch of each with the students.
<AlexVolkov>: Herbs are used in sauce making.
<Wrong_Way>: "We'll have to get rid of the seeds..."
Dibbles puts in random bits of different herbs into the bowl
Wrong_Way looks at the herbs, "Right, Thank you."
<Alina>: "Hrmm"
Wrong_Way tries to figure out which one is basil
<Wrong_Way>: "...Definitely basil-y"
Alina has no idea what she's doing now
<Dibbles>: "I don't know what any of these herbs are."
Wrong_Way finds the oregano with no problem since his grandma used it with everything.
Wrong_Way shudders back to his grandmother's cooking
<Alina>: "I... uh..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Good Boy, wanna help me out?"
<Dibbles>: "Let's just, uh..."
Dibbles puts in a few more leaves and shit
AlexVolkov "innocently" leaves a book of herbs on his desk
Alina looks awkwardly at the ingredients
Wrong_Way is Herb master
<Dibbles>: >ww has been struggling to get off the herb for a while]
<Wrong_Way>: [his grandmother got him into herbs]
<Alina>: [damn]
<Wrong_Way>: [ ): ]
<Dibbles>: "Does, uh, luck work with cooking?"
Alina sees the book of herbs on the desk
<Alina>: "Hey, look there's a book over there"
Wrong_Way sees that Good is unresponsive and goes to get a knife himself
<Dibbles>: "I'll get it!"
Dibbles runs over and retrieves the book, setting it back on the counter
<Wrong_Way>: [plus herbs are in his blood]
<Dibbles>: "I already put a lot of stuff in there."
<Wrong_Way>: [an italian]
Wrong_Way gets a cutting board as well
<Alina>: "Good, now to look up what to do next"
Wrong_Way starts chopping the oregano and basil into small pieces
Alina opens up the book
<Dibbles>: "I think we just need to figure out which things are which."
Wrong_Way looks at the tomatoes
<Wrong_Way>: "These tomatoes /aren't/ seedless."
Alina identifies the herbs that I am not looking up
Wrong_Way washes them under the sink for a bit
<AlexVolkov>: Perfect, you students show familiarity with cooking.
Wrong_Way puts them into the bowl
Wrong_Way raises his hand
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, young Mark.
<Wrong_Way>: "Is it okay to leave the skin on the tomatoes?"
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, that is up to you. Do you prefer it with the skin on?
<Wrong_Way>: "...I have no idea."
<Alina>: [c'mon, answer the question]
<AlexVolkov>: Well, try, and see how it is.
Alina sets everything up to continue
Wrong_Way shrugs
Dibbles is doesn't know what to do at all at this point
<AlexVolkov>: Cooking involves a lot of trying.
<AlexVolkov>: You must work at it, perfect your technique and recipe day by day.
Alina is blind leading the blind
<Alina>: [DIBBLES! PANIC TIME IS NOW!]
<Dibbles>: [OH DOG WHAT ARE WE DOING]
<Dibbles>: [WAIT A MINUTE, THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PIZZA MUST ACTUALLY BE A COSMIC-LEVEL WIZARD BENT ON KILLING MY BEST FRIEND]
Dibbles RUINS THE PLOT]
Wrong_Way gets one of those hand mixers that I don't have the name for and starts grinding the tomatoes into a sauce
<Wrong_Way>: [i've made pizza before. It's eeeezzzzz]
<AlexVolkov>: Alina, Donnie, are you lost?
<Dibbles>: [mortar and pestle?]
<Wrong_Way>: [nah, it's like one thing]
<Wrong_Way>: [and you crank it]
<Alina>: "Uh..... I am a bit lost yes"
<Dibbles>: "We found a book, but..."
<AlexVolkov>: Is fine, nothing wrong with not knowing something.
<AlexVolkov>: So, you have herbs, yes?
Wrong_Way puts in the chopped herbs as well as he grinds the sauce
<Wrong_Way>: [i think it's a food mill]
<Good_Boy>: Bark!
<Alina>: "Yes"
<Good_Boy>: I like things that I may have missed!]
<Dibbles>: "Yeah, I put a bunch in the bowl already."
<AlexVolkov>: Right, next part is simple. Cut the herbs into pieces, da?
<Wrong_Way>: [i am making tomato sauce]
<Alina>: [your making ketchup]
<Wrong_Way>: [am i?]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh well]
Alina takes the knife and the herbs
Alina begins cutting the herbs
<Alina>: "Like this?"
Dibbles watches
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, perfect. Now, while Alina cuts the herbs, Donnie, wash the tomatoes and cut them into pieces too.
<AlexVolkov>: Remember, cut in half, then in half again.
Dibbles rinses the tomatoes and summons his shadow sword
<Dibbles>: ["we magic now"]
Dibbles begins rather skillfully chopping up the tomatoes
<Alina>: [wizerds up in heah]
<Good_Boy>: How can I help, Friend Mark?
<AlexVolkov>: Now, once all the herbs and tomatoes are cut up, place into a bowl, and grind into together.
<Wrong_Way>: "You wanna start cutting up the meat?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh right, we also need cheese."
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
<Good_Boy>: I can do both!
<Good_Boy>: Relax!
Wrong_Way hits himself on the head for forgetting
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks."
Alina finishes chopping up the herbs
Good_Boy starts chopping up the meat, into cubes
<AlexVolkov>: In cupboard, there will mixer, much like one Mark uses.
Dibbles slides the chopped tomatoes into the bowl with the sword and it poofs into smoke
Alina puts the herbs in
Wrong_Way looks at the sauce he's making
Wrong_Way uses the spoon to see how consistent it is
Good_Boy tosses the meat into a cup, and begins to grate a whole block of cheese
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah. let's put this on the dough."
Wrong_Way starts putting spoonful of pizza sauce on the spread out dough
Dibbles goes over and, after some searching, finds the mixer and brings it back
<Good_Boy>: me fills up two measuring cups full of cheese, and brings them, with the cup of meat in mouth, back to the table
<Alina>: "Alright, you want to mix Donnie?"
<Good_Boy>: I Did it!
Dibbles doesn't really want to mix
<Dibbles>: "Okay."
Dibbles beings mixing
<Wrong_Way>: "Great!"
Wrong_Way is finished putting all the sauce on the pizza dough
<Wrong_Way>: "Now, it's cheese time..."
Good_Boy tosses the meat all over the pizza
Alina watches over donnie as he mixes
Wrong_Way sprinkles cheese like a cheese fairy on the pizza
Dibbles does a rather average job with mixing
Alina intervenes to show him how to mix better
Dibbles was not particularly surprised he needed instruction but is thankful that he's getting some
Wrong_Way looks at the toppings
<AlexVolkov>: Good work Alina, be sure to give Donnie guidance.
<Wrong_Way>: "I think we did good, Pal."
<Alina>: "I will, he needs to learn" she smiles
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
<Dibbles>: "Heheh, thanks Alina."
Alina once the mixing is finished, takes the sauce and begins spreading it on the pizza
<Good_Boy>: Are we done?
Dibbles watches with anticipation as delicious sauce is poured over the dough
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, we've got the cheese, we've got the meat."
<Wrong_Way>: "Just gotta put the sucker in the oven and we're good to go."
<Good_Boy>: Okay!
Good_Boy puts the pizza in the oven, and blast it to full heat
Alina finishes putting on the sauce
<Alina>: "Alright, time for cheese and toppings"
<AlexVolkov>: Pal, be more careful next time
<Dibbles>: "We should put the toppings under the cheese! And then it'll look like cheese pizza, but be secretly awesome!"
<AlexVolkov>: Don't just slam the pizza in and ramp the heat up, for now is okay, but keep in mind.
<Alina>: [Yes, we shall AMBUSH them with FLAVOR. CATCH THEM OFF GUARD. RIGHT WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. MWAHAHAHA]
<Wrong_Way>: "You should always preheat the oven..."
Wrong_Way is given flashbacks to his grandmother's kitchen.
<Good_Boy>: I preheated it!
<Good_Boy>: With Friendship!
<Alina>: "Sounds like an idea, Donnie"
<AlexVolkov>: Is... not that simple, but I admire your attitude!
<AlexVolkov>: "Make sure it does not burn, alright?" he mentions to Mark, making sure Good Boy wasn't looking.
<Alina>: "Get the toppings"
Dibbles gets the various toppings he acquired before hand
<Dibbles>: "This is gonna be awesome. They're gonna be like 'woah, did you guys put anything in this?' and we'll be like 'naaah it just turned out great because ROCK AT COOKING"
Dibbles starts distributing a fair amount of onions on the pizza
<Good_Boy>: And, if it cooks at the right time and temp, it can cook at double the speed, with double the heat!
*** mib_yh8rx8 is now known as Oasisis
Wrong_Way finally snaps out of his flashbacks
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh god."
Wrong_Way checks the oven, seeing that the pizza is alright so far
Wrong_Way sighs with relief
Alina puts in the jalapenos
<Dibbles>: "Let's see, what else can we put on..."
<Alina>: "hrmmm"
Wrong_Way waits for another 5 minutes to check on the pizza
<Dibbles>: "We could put on peppers!"
<Alina>: "Jalapenos are peppers..."
<Dibbles>: "Really? Well, we could but like, other pepper on it..."
<Alina>: ["No, we can't"]
<Alina>: "You want to?"
<Dibbles>: "We should put /banana/ peppers on it!"
<Good_Boy>: brb[
<Alina>: "Well, alright..."
Wrong_Way checks the pizza again
<Dibbles>: "Do you not want any?"
<Good_Boy>: back]
<Alina>: "I could do with anything, really."
<Dibbles>: "You just seemed kinda down about it, I mean it's /both/ of our pizza."
<Alina>: "Well, I'll let you decide. I'll go preheat the oven"
Dibbles runs off to get some banana peppers and puts a few of them throughout the pizza
AlexVolkov now sits back and admires the work his students have put in
Wrong_Way waits to check on the pizza again
<AlexVolkov>: Now, be honest with me class, was it easier or harder than you thought it would be?
Alina preheats the oven
<Good_Boy>: It was easy peasy!
<Wrong_Way>: "Pretty easy..."
Alina once donnie is done with the peppers she puts on the cheese
<Dibbles>: "Can you put it in the oven?"
<Alina>: "Sure"
Alina takes the pizza and puts it in the oven
<Dibbles>: "Thanks!"
Dibbles looks at the oven with hungry anticipation
<Good_Boy>: Is the pizza ready, friend Mark?
Wrong_Way checks the oven
<Wrong_Way>: "...I think it's ready."
<AlexVolkov>: Well,if ready, then pull out!
Alina casts a time spell, the pizza takes less time to be fully ready
<Wrong_Way>: "We need oven mitts."
Dibbles notices how far ahead ww and gb are
<Dibbles>: "What? I didn't realize they were already done..."
Wrong_Way runs to where the apron is and gets some oven mitts
<AlexVolkov>: Do not worry young Donnie. What matters is not the time, but rather the quality.
Alina takes out the pizza without oven mitts, /lucky/ enough not to get burned. The pizza is finished
<Dibbles>: "Yeah. They don't have secret flavor!"
<AlexVolkov>: Exactly, think of it that way.
Wrong_Way pulls out the pizza from the oven and puts it on the counter
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, this was fun. I don't know why I thought it was going to be terrible."
Alina puts out the pizza next to donnie
<Dibbles>: "Woah. That was /really/ fast."
<Alina>: "I guess"
<Dibbles>: "I thought you were supposed to cook things slow and steady so it's even or something."
Dibbles scratches his head, looking for any visible defects on the pizza
Alina points out there is no visible defects
<Alina>: "I got lucky"
Wrong_Way waits for the pizza to cool off
<Dibbles>: "Oooooh!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Pal, we'll have to get a pizza cutter."
<Wrong_Way>: "You want squares or triangles?"
<Dibbles>: "So should we get plates?"
<Alina>: "Sure, I'll cut up the pizza once it cools"
<Dibbles>: "Can I cut it?"
<Alina>: "Well, I should help at least. Make sure you got it right"
<Dibbles>: "Okaaaay."
<Alina>: "Hey, gotta learn so you can do it properly later, right?"
<Wrong_Way>: {"Later when we cut Gwyd's heart out..."]
<Dibbles>: "Yeah, thanks Alina."
<Alina>: ["WHEN WE MAKE PIZZA WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AS THE SAUCE"]
Alina guides donnies through cutting
Dibbles is actually very good at cutting pizzas because flipside occasionally let him cut his favorite frozen pizzas, but also sees this as a bonding experience not to pass up
Wrong_Way just gets the pizza cutter himself and cuts the pizza into squares
<Dibbles>: "I like it best when it's cut into the triangles!"
<Alina>: "Me too"
<Dibbles>: "Heheh, great minds think alike."
<Good_Boy>: I like triangles!
Wrong_Way has already cut into squares
<Wrong_Way>: "...Sorry."
<Good_Boy>: it is fine!
<Good_Boy>: squares are good too@
<Dibbles>: [>goodboy is suddenly part-robot]
<Alina>: [He was a cylon all along]
Dibbles finishes cutting the pizza with Alina, surprised he was actually not that good at cutting pizzas the right way.
<Alina>: "Alright... we're done!"
Wrong_Way takes a square and eats it
<Good_Boy>: Can we eat now, Friend Mr Volkov?
<Wrong_Way>: "We made it goodboy, we might as well try it."
<Good_Boy>: Yay!
Good_Boy eats pizza
<Wrong_Way>: [and so everyone ate pizza and no one got a grade]
<Dibbles>: I'll go get some plates.
Dibbles goes and gets some plates
Dibbles holds the plates forever]
<Dibbles>: [I think flips borked]
Alina waits for the plates to be inbound
Dibbles is frozen in spacetime, holding plates]
Alina will wait until the end of time]
Wrong_Way goes home with his logs
<Wrong_Way>: }
Alina will never have her pizza]
Dibbles will never know exactly how the secret flavor will taste]

<Alina>: [pizza espionage]
<Wrong_Way>: [lol what]
<Dibbles>: [HIDDEN FLAVOR]
<Wrong_Way>: [hidden flavor, more like hidden failure]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh hoooo]
Dibbles looks at his fresh pizza in anticipation
<AlexVolkov>: [TIME TO FINISH THINGS]
<Dibbles>: [death.gif]
<Good_Boy>: hahaha]
<Good_Boy>: good one, Friend Mark!]
Wrong_Way is already eating a slice of pizza
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, you have all done a great job class.
<AlexVolkov>: Now, they tell me I should make you write about "what you learned", but...
<AlexVolkov>: It is pretty obvious, no?
<Dibbles>: How to make pizza!
Wrong_Way nods with his mouth full
<AlexVolkov>: Exactly!
<Dibbles>: Wooo!
<AlexVolkov>: It was easy, da?
Alina looks on happily
<AlexVolkov>: But... not just that.
<AlexVolkov>: You have learnt *TEAMWORK*
<AlexVolkov>: You work in pairs to achieve end result.
Dibbles looks with the surprise of a saturday morning cartoon civilian that needs to have all moral lessons explained
<Dibbles>: Ooooooh! I get it! We're a great team, Alina!
Dibbles holds his hand for a high-five
Alina already knew why kids love the cinnamon taste of cinnamon toast crunch]
Wrong_Way shrugs
<Wrong_Way>: "Good work Pal."
Alina high fives Donnie
<Good_Boy>: Thank you!
Good_Boy raises plam, and strikes Wrong_Way in the face
<Good_Boy>: ]
<Alina>: [BETRAYAL FIVE]
<AlexVolkov>: There, good!
<Wrong_Way>: D:]
Dibbles takes a bite of delicious HIDDEN FLAVOR pizza
<AlexVolkov>: Now then... I suppose for now, is goodbye.
<AlexVolkov>: You can take pizza with you, and enjoy your day.
Alina takes a piece of pizza, is ambushed by the disguised taste
Wrong_Way enjoys his perfectly good pizza since he is herb master
Good_Boy eats all the meat on the pizza, and scampers off
Dibbles cries tears of joy, the spice on his young tongue is still not enough to overpower the sheer joy of eating this pizza
Alina even with the eye of clairvoyance could not see the flavor coming]
<Alina>: [wait, no, drop the ] ]
<AlexVolkov>: You have done great job. If you apply such effort to daily tasks, you will find that life goes easier, and smoother.
Wrong_Way wonders if Theo would like some pizza
<Dibbles>: Hey Mark and Pal! Can we try each others' pizza?
<Alina>: "Yeah, sportsmanship rules"
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't really like jalapenos guys..."
<Wrong_Way>: "But you're welcome to grab a square of pizza if you'd like."
<Dibbles>: "Whaaat? There's no jalapenos, see?"
Alina has her heart broken on the spot, Mark won't even try her pizza]
<Wrong_Way>: [ahaha make me >]
<Dibbles>: >saying his to Alina of all people]
<Alina>: [sounds like a plan, ww]
<Wrong_Way>: [Ohshit]
Wrong_Way grabs another square of pizza to eat
Wrong_Way takes a bite
<Wrong_Way>: "Yep...nothing like grandmas."
Dibbles grabs one of team nonwizardry's slices and begins to eat
<AlexVolkov>: You, Mark boy.
<Dibbles>: "Thish ish really good!"
Wrong_Way looks over to Alex
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes sir?"
Good_Boy takes a slice of hidden surprise, and yelps, as he bites down
Alina takes of the nonwizard pizza
<AlexVolkov>: Go ahead, try slice of Alina's pizza.
<Wrong_Way>: [goodboy you my man]
Wrong_Way looks over to Goodboy, obviously not enjoying their pizza
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...I'll grab a slice for Theo Junior..."
Dibbles takes another slice because wrong_way cut the pizza into inferior tiny squares, and goes back to standing closer to his own
<AlexVolkov>: With food, there is no immediate refusal. You must at least have one bite before you can even claim to dislike something.
<AlexVolkov>: This is much like life, you can never know until you try.
<Dibbles>: It's really good! Me and Alina worked super hard on it!"
<Wrong_Way>: "I know but I like my pizza in squares. They've got all weird. I mean, triangles?"
<Wrong_Way>: "What will they do next, cut it into circles?"
<Alina>: "C'moooon Mark" she bats her puppy dog eyes at him
<Wrong_Way>: [pizza rings only 10 bucks only at pizza hut]
<Dibbles>: "Heeeey! No reason to be a jerk, Mark."
Wrong_Way sighs
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine..."
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, especially over a matter like shape.
<Dibbles>: >Alina uses his eye of illusion to make her face into that of an actual dog]
<Dibbles>: also >his]
<Alina>: [WOOF]
<Wrong_Way>: [needs to be a turtle alina]
<AlexVolkov>: Food is like people, regardless of shape and size, the flavor will always come through.
Wrong_Way goes over to TeamWeirdos pizza and grabs a slice
Wrong_Way cuts it into a square with a pizza cutter and takes a bite
<Alina>: [ #shotsfired its on now]
Dibbles internally feels the threads of freindship burning away]
<Good_Boy>: The pizza hurt me!
Wrong_Way finish the square, clearly in shock
<Alina>: "Its just spicy, Pal...."
<Wrong_Way>: "...I need some water."
<Dibbles>: "Did we make it too hot, Pal?"
Wrong_Way calmly steps out into the hallway to go to the bubbler
<Alina>: [I guess we were 2hardcore]
<Dibbles>: >bubbler]
<Alina>: [>bubbler]
<AlexVolkov>: [dafuq is a bubbler]
<Dibbles>: >bubbler]
<Wrong_Way>: [what]
<Dibbles>: [wat is bubbler]
<AlexVolkov>: Now, before you leave to enjoy socialization and warmth of afternoon sun, any questions?
Wrong_Way runs to the bubbler, moaning in a dying whale sort of pain
Wrong_Way gets to the bubbler and takes a very long drink of water
Alina eats her pizza, wondering what the fuss is all about. Shrugs. Must be a bunch of lightweights.
<Dibbles>: [you mean a drinking fountain, m8?]
Wrong_Way comes back to the classroom, looking exhausted from that one slice of pizza
Dibbles eats his pizza, fully realizing what all the fuss is about but feels the need to stoically show no pain
<Wrong_Way>: [what is a drinking fountain?]
<Wrong_Way>: [all i know is a bubbler]
<Dibbles>: [...you poor thing]
<Alina>: [such is life in non-civilization]
<Good_Boy>: the hell?]
<Good_Boy>: bubbler?]
<Dibbles>: [methinks a bubbler is the lesser beings' term for drinking fountain]
<Wrong_Way>: [whatever you guys]
<Sol>: i swear your fucking with us]
<Wrong_Way>: [can't we all just get along?]
<Alina>: "I got nothing, Mr. Volkov"
Dibbles is still looking at Good_Boy with concern
<Alina>: "You two, uh, okay?" she asks worriedly to Mark and Pal
<Wrong_Way>: "...I don't think I can eat pizza for a while."
Dibbles slowly and stiffly walks over to the sink and takes a loooong drink
Alina regrets this decision immensely
<Good_Boy>: I am fine!
Good_Boy smiles
<Dibbles>: "Okay, just making sure Pal!"
<AlexVolkov>: Well,if there are no question, then good, get going now! The world awaits you!
Wrong_Way sniffs and gets up to leave the class
<AlexVolkov>: I will see you all soon, so until then, take advantage of free time, be productive!
<Alina>: "....we didn't make it too spicy, did we?" she asks Donnie
Good_Boy walks off, back to his tree
<Dibbles>: "It was pretty spicy, but it wasn't /that/ spicy I don't think."
Wrong_Way goes to his dorm
Alina begins walking out of the classroom
<Alina>: "Well, alright. I'll see you later, Donnie"
AlexVolkov sits back in his seat
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, today will be good year.
<Dibbles>: "Yeah, maybe we'll get to hang out again soon!"
Wrong_Way looks at his turtle
<Dibbles>: >today will be a good year]
<Good_Boy>: tod-dammit]
<AlexVolkov>: [fuck you guys, he has excuse of shitty english]
<Good_Boy>: WELCOME TO AMERICA, FRIEND BAD SPEAKER!]
Alina goes off back to her study
Wrong_Way 's turtle looks to him as if he knows his pain
Dibbles takes the last few slices of pizza and ports out, happy with the events of today
Wrong_Way whispers "Thank you" and lays down for a while
<Alina>: [one of these days I'm gonna do something with that turtle]
<Alina>: [ONE OF THESE DAYS]
<Wrong_Way>: [D:]
<Dibbles>: [...b-befriend it, right?]
<Wrong_Way>: ;_; but sol said he might be a cylon now]
<Alina>: [anywho, what now fellas]
<Wrong_Way>: [i dunno]
Dibbles shrigs]
<Wrong_Way>: ahahahaha]
Dibbles shrugs]
<Alina>: [>shrigs]
<Dibbles>: [fak u ;_;\
Dibbles dies
Dibbles never liked you people anyways
<Alina>: aaaaalex, you up to doing another class?]
<Alina>: [w-what?]
Dibbles forgets the ] and makes all of this canon
<Good_Boy>: Friend Donnie! No!]
Wrong_Way shrigs]
<AlexVolkov>: [Another class? Yeah, don't see why not]
<Dibbles>: I CAN INTRODUCE MY NEW GUY!]
<Alina>: [TIME FOR THE BOOM KING]
*** Alina is now known as Boomer
<Wrong_Way>: [preptime junior?]
<Dibbles>: [nopenope]
Dibbles shrigs]