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<AlexVolkov>: It was a cool, autumn afternoon at the Academy. The sky was overcast, dashes of the sun breaking through the veil of clouds at certain intervals. The bell rang through the halls, signifying the start of another lesson.
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<AlexVolkov>: [yeah dude, roll a one-shot]
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Wrong_Way is walking to his next class
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Alina yawns, walking down the halls as she heads down to her next class. Home economics...
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<Wrong_Way>: "Hm...I've never been good at sewing. Maybe this class will change that."
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AlexVolkov PRAYS TO THE SHRINE OF LENIN]
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<Good_Boy>: Class time!
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Dibbles is walking around, as he heads... nowhere. He should really remember his schedule sometime
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Good_Boy runs from beneath the tree he was under, as he heads to class
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<Wrong_Way>: /me passes by Donnie as he just walks in circles
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<AlexVolkov>: [lol borked]
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<Wrong_Way>: [brb hanging myself]
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Wrong_Way passes by Donnie as he just walks in circles
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<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, what class do you have next?"
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<Dibbles>: "What? Iunno. What's yours?"
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Wrong_Way pulls out his schedule to show. "Home Economics."
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<Dibbles>: "...I'll just go there with you, if that's alright."
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<Wrong_Way>: "Cool. We're not that far from the room."
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Wrong_Way continues walking down to the room with Donnie
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Good_Boy waits outside the classroom
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Wrong_Way makes it to the Home Economic room and sees GoodBoy hanging out by there
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<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Pal."
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<AlexVolkov>: Volkov has finally arrived at the school, dragging a burlap sack with him as he marches down the courtyard.
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<Good_Boy>: Hello Friend Mark!
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<Wrong_Way>: "Is the door locked?"
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Alina walks to the door, see's good boy
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<Alina>: "Hey pal, feels like its been a long time since we've talked" she smiles
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<Good_Boy>: I do not know!
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<Good_Boy>: Hello, Friend Alina!
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<Good_Boy>: You still smell good!
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Wrong_Way checks if the door is locked by trying to open it
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<Alina>: "Thanks..." she plays off like she usually does
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<AlexVolkov>: As he stops outside the door, he heaves the bag over his shoulder, grunting as it lands. He kicks the door open, an uncontrollable urge to shout fills him. "I HAVE ARRIVED!" he roars, his thick accent loud and clear.
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<Dibbles>: "Heheh, I think I'm gonna like this class."
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Wrong_Way nearly avoids getting his hand kicked at
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<Alina>: ["y-you too" she then spills spaghetti from her pockets and runs away]
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<Wrong_Way>: "...I think the door is open now."
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Alina looks in surprise at the door kicking
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<Good_Boy>: Let us go in!
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Good_Boy goes in
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<AlexVolkov>: Volkov looks at the students, studying them one by one with a stern frown.
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Alina follows, looking at the teacher quizzically
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Wrong_Way sighs and he goes into the classroom as well
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Dibbles simply ports directly to his seat
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Wrong_Way sees Donnie is already in his seat and takes a seat next to him
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Alina sits down by donnie as well
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<Wrong_Way>: [everyone finds a seat by donnie]
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<Alina>: [everybody]
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<Wrong_Way>: [all 7 billion people on this planet]
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Dibbles is exceptionally pleased that everyone wants to sit by him
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<Wrong_Way>: [if they cannot, they simply bow and pray toward donnie]
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Good_Boy sits on the ground floor
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<Alina>: [pfff]
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<Wrong_Way>: [a new religion]
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<AlexVolkov>: The man kicks his chair aside,standing behind his desk, as he slams the sack on top of it. "Good morning, class." he says, his expression softening somewhat.
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<Wrong_Way>: [people pilgrimage to donnie]
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<Wrong_Way>: "Morning..."
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<Good_Boy>: Good morning, Friend Teacher!
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Dibbles creates a friendship singularity and kills everyone]
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<Dibbles>: "Hello!"
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<Alina>: "Morning, Mr. Volkov"
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Wrong_Way looks to Alina, wondering why she knows the teacher's name.
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<AlexVolkov>: "Hmm, I see one girl has read ahead, is good!" he laughs heartily, slapping the sack. "I appreciate student who work hard without prompting."
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<AlexVolkov>: "As she say, I am Alexander Volkov, and I will teach you Home Economics."
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Dibbles raises his hand
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<AlexVolkov>: "Yes, boy that is clearly too young to be here. You must also be showing of great diligence in lesson, which is why you are here. Da, is good."
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<Dibbles>: "...what's Home Economics?"
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Alina sits content
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Wrong_Way is very scared for Donnie
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Dibbles is emotionally neutral
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<AlexVolkov>: "Ah! Home Economics is simple. Is study of house-related tasks, ranging from textiles, cleaning, and cooking! The art of the pot and pan! The dance of flavors and textures!"
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AlexVolkov is clearly whipped up into a frenzy at the mention of cooking
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<Dibbles>: "Oooh, I wanna learn how to cook! Awesome!"
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<Good_Boy>: I like food!
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Dibbles sits rather pumped up at his desk
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Wrong_Way rubs the back of his neck, looking very embaressed at the cooking mention
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<AlexVolkov>: "The symphony of taste! Oh? Curious of cooking? Da, is marvelous! I like boy already!" he approaches Donnie's desk, leaving a lollipop on his desk. "Here, have this! For being great student at start!"
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Dibbles takes the lollipop, amazed by the good fortune already being brought by this class
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<Dibbles>: "Thanks!"
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<AlexVolkov>: "Now, for first lesson, I planned a simple recipe, one popular with the дети."
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<AlexVolkov>: Volkov confidently grabs the sack, flipping it around and dumping a selection of ingredients upon it.
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<AlexVolkov>: "PIZZA! IS SNACK FOOD OF GREAT POPULARITY IN AMERICAN LAND!"
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Alina watches with wonder
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<Good_Boy>: Yes!
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<Good_Boy>: Pizza is good!
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Dibbles loves pizza and wants to be able to make his own delicious pizzas whenever he wants
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<AlexVolkov>: "Ah, I like floor-sitting boy already! Here, have one too!" he says, tossing a lollipop in Good Boy's general direction.
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Alina had very little pizza in her homeland of romania, she wishes to remedy this
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Wrong_Way looks up happy at the idea of pizza, but realizes that they're going to probably have to make a pizza.
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<Good_Boy>: Stick!
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Good_Boy chases after the lollipop
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<AlexVolkov>: Now, pizza is from the nation of Italy, but what is wonderful is the variety it is capable of! Your pizza can have any toppings you wish! Sweet, spicy or savory! Nothing to stop you, no limits to hold you back! Your creativity is your only blockade, and that is wonderful!
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<AlexVolkov>: My darling babushka, bless her heart, always told me children are the treasures of the world.
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<AlexVolkov>: To raise them well is to double their value.
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<AlexVolkov>: To harm them is the greatest sin a man could commit.
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AlexVolkov lowers his head in memory of his babushka
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Good_Boy eats the lollipop
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<Alina>: "She sounds like a great woman...."
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Dibbles can't help but channel Volkov's passion for pizza, growing even more hyped to make his own
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<AlexVolkov>: "Now, let us begin to cook! First of all, we must be ready. Aprons are supplied on hooks near sink. Take one and wash hands, then... wait, da, four students, get into pairs of two."
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Dibbles looks over to Alina
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Wrong_Way figures Donnie is going to team up with Alina and gets up to go to the sink
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Alina looks at dibbles who is looking at her
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Dibbles smiles
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<Alina>: [looking at him looking at her looking at him looking at her...]
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<Good_Boy>: Friend Mark!
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Wrong_Way turns to goodboy as he's grabbing an apron
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<AlexVolkov>: "Now, as you get ready, I will request names. You, young boy who likely shouldn't be here! Name please!"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, we're working together Pal."
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<Dibbles>: "I'm Donnie!"
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<AlexVolkov>: "Da, good to meet you Donnie! You, floor-sitting boy with dog-like features!"
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Wrong_Way puts on his apron and washes his hands
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<Good_Boy>: YEs!
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<Good_Boy>: I am Pal!
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<Good_Boy>: Hello!
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Dibbles finds the smallest apron he can get and has it tied on by his otter after he struggles with it for too long
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<AlexVolkov>: "Pal, as in friend! I like it! Now, unassuming boy who has been relatively silent!"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Hm? Oh. Mark."
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Alina puts on the apron and washes her hands
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Wrong_Way finds a seat away from Donnie and Alina
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Pal, we can't make pizza on the floor.
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<AlexVolkov>: "Mark, is good name! You will do good! Last of all, only girl in class!"
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<Alina>: "I'm Alina, sir" she says
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<AlexVolkov>: "Alina, curious name, but good! Roll off tongue like well-made honeycomb!"
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<Alina>: "Thanks, Mr. Volkov" she finishes whatever preparations necessary
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Wrong_Way waits for Pal to get his apron and wash his hands
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<Good_Boy>: Okay!
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Good_Boy gets up
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Good_Boy puts on Apron
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<AlexVolkov>: "Now that we are ready, I will guide you through procedure!"
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Good_Boy stands there
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Dibbles washes his hands and goes to wherever he's supposed to be
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<AlexVolkov>: Pizza requires two parts, dough and toppings.
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<AlexVolkov>: Here on table, I have flour, salt, sugar, yeast and oil. I also have note that gives measurements required.
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<AlexVolkov>: Students! Come to the desk, and take what is required! I trust you enough to do the job well!
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<AlexVolkov>: [whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg]
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<Good_Boy>: Okay!
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<Wrong_Way>: [bubsypilot.mov]
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<Alina>: [I will create a pizza to /die/ for! AHAHAHAHA]
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Good_Boy grabs the ingredients from the desk, and bring it to Wrong_Way
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<Dibbles>: [And I'll help! Because we're bestest friends, and you'd never want me to die a horrible pizza-related death!]
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright...let's make pizza dough."
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Dibbles runs over to get the ingredients/instructions/etc and brings them back
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Alina picks up the ingredients and goes to what I assume is the designated food creation area
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<Alina>: [both work I guess...]
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Dibbles is just one step ahead of the game]
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<Wrong_Way>: "There /isn't/ a mixing bowl on my desk."
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Wrong_Way reads the measurement card as the bowl appears
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<AlexVolkov>: Ah, you have all shown initiative! Good job, all of you!
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AlexVolkov gives each student a lollipop.
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<Dibbles>: "Alina, do you know how to make a pizza?"
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<Alina>: "Weeeeeell... I used to do a bit of cooking growing up"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Wait, don't we need water?"
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<Alina>: "I think I can manage"
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<Good_Boy>: I think so!
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<Alina>: [she then creates the appetizer monster from spongebob]
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<Good_Boy>: I can get water!
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<AlexVolkov>: [>implying i am not fostering competition between you four]
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<Wrong_Way>: [OH BOY]
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<AlexVolkov>: Ah, in each cooking area there will be sink for dishes!
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<Wrong_Way>: "Oh alright..."
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<AlexVolkov>: Water must be must warm, remember this!
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<Dibbles>: "I'll still help! Let's make a pizza!"
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Wrong_Way turns on the hot water and fills the bowl around half way
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Alina gets some warm water
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Wrong_Way carefully puts the bowl back on the cooking area
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<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, that's some hot water..."
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Alina brings it back
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<Alina>: "So, where to staaart"
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Wrong_Way thinks back to when his grandmother used to make pizza
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<Alina>: [>ten minutes of alina cooking later
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<AlexVolkov>: Remember, dry ingredients, then the wet ones!
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<AlexVolkov>: Mix together well and knead!
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<Wrong_Way>: "...Yeast is pretty dry."
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Dibbles gets some bowls and spoons and other listed materials
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<Wrong_Way>: "Pal! We need a spoon!"
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<Good_Boy>: Spoon!
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Good_Boy runs to get a spoon
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Alina realizes that out of her vast magical knowledge, she lacks the intuitive knowledge on how to make a pizza
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<Dibbles>: [damnit I'm gonna look up an actual guide to making a pizza]
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<Wrong_Way>: [Ahaha, like i already didn't]
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<Wrong_Way>: "Okay...yeast and what..."
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<Alina>: [I should too]
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<Alina>: [brb[
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<Dibbles>: "Flour!"
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<Wrong_Way>: "..If we're going to need sugar, I guess we should use it first and see if we can't fix that later."
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Good_Boy comes back, with a spoon in his mouth
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Dibbles stands on a chair to reach the table comfortably and pours flour into the measuring cup
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<Wrong_Way>: "Pal! Spoon?"
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AlexVolkov admires the hard work his students are putting in.
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Good_Boy smiles, spoon in mouth
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Dibbles pours the flour back and forth, until he gets the precise amount needed and pours it into the bowl
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<Alina>: [baaack]
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Wrong_Way smiles, as he sanitizes the spoon quickly under hot water
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<Wrong_Way>: "Thank you."
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Dibbles smiles and looks back with pride over his bowl of flour
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<Dibbles>: "Making a pizza isn't so hard!"
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Wrong_Way puts in a spoonful of yeast and sugar in the bowl of hot water
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<AlexVolkov>: Ah, pizza is simple recipe, and so variable too. It is like a fingerprint in some ways, no one pizza is the same.
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<AlexVolkov>: From the toppings chosen to the crust and dough type, it's all different.
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<Alina>: "Good job, now to take the flour and mix it with the water"
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Dibbles struggles to find an acceptable amount of yeast to fill the teaspoon
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<Good_Boy>: Anything I can do, Friend Mark?
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Wrong_Way puts in two spoonfuls of salts
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<Dibbles>: "Alina, is a teaspoon supposed to be level with the edge of the spoon, or is it supposed to be a little mountain?"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...we're going need a cup for flour."
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<Wrong_Way>: "Can you go get one?"
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Alina adds in the sugar to the mix
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Wrong_Way takes the olive oil and carefully measures a spoonful of it
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<Alina>: "Either can be acceptable, Donnie"
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Wrong_Way adds it to the mix
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<AlexVolkov>: I will go briefly to secure the toppings. I will only be a minute.
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AlexVolkov walks quickly out of the classroom, leaving the door open.
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<Wrong_Way>: ["Finally!" and Mark leaves the classroom]
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Alina lightly stirs after adding the yeast and sugar
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<Wrong_Way>: "Pal, can you get a cup?"
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Dibbles puts 2 rather large teaspoons into the mix, to compensate for not putting a 4th of a teaspoon in separately
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<Good_Boy>: Yes!
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<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks."
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Good_Boy runs outside
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Wrong_Way looks over to the other group
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<Wrong_Way>: "Man, we've gotta catch up..."
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<Dibbles>: "Wait, Alina! We need salt!"
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Wrong_Way looks at his mixture and opens the flour bag
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<Alina>: "Do we have any?"
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Dibbles falls off the chair trying to scramble to the salt on the main desk
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Good_Boy comes back in, with a cup full of flowers
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<Dibbles>: "Ooooooooowww!"
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<Alina>: "Oh, donnie, you okay?"
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<Wrong_Way>: "...I'm not going to ask where you got the flowers, but thanks for the cup."
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<Dibbles>: "THERE'S NO TIME ALINA, GET THE SAAAAALT"
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<Good_Boy>: You're welcome!
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<Dibbles>: ]
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Wrong_Way takes the flowers out the cup and puts in two cups of flour
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Alina rushes summons salt from the salt dimension]
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<AlexVolkov>: If you were sitting in a more boring lesson, like Math or History, you can see Volkov wrestling a bear over ownership of the toppings.
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Wrong_Way starts mixing
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Pal, we just need to keep mixing until we can't mix it no more."
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Dibbles rubs his arm and shows the bruise on his elbow
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<Alina>: Boomer looks out of the math class window, rather bored until he sees Volkov
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<Dibbles>: "It's fine, I just got a little excited for a second..."
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Alina quickly taps donnie's elbow, it heals very quickly
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<Good_Boy>: I can mix!
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<Alina>: "C'mon, get the salt, we need to get to work"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, mix it as hard as you can."
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<Dibbles>: "Woooaah. Right! Will do!"
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Dibbles runs over and gets the salt with slightly more caution than before
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Wrong_Way scoots away from the bowl so Good Boy can mix the bowl
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<Wrong_Way>: "Put your everything into it
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<Wrong_Way>: "except your hands...just use the spoon."
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Alina begins putting the rest of the mix together
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<Dibbles>: "Waaaait! We forgot the olive oil!"
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Dibbles 's otter simply puts in 2 spoons
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Good_Boy grabs spoon, and mixes with the intensity of all the dogs in the world, smelling gravy
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<Dibbles>: "I got it when you were falling out of the chair."
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<Dibbles>: "...Oh."
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<Alina>: "Nice call, Umbra"
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<Dibbles>: Umbra giles the otter-equivalent of a thumbs up and a "ch-chk"
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<Alina>: "Alright, lets get the flour"
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<Dibbles>: "I put it in first!"
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Dibbles shows the flour residue in the measuring cup
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Alina takes the spoon of glorious mixing while donnie handles the pouring
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Good_Boy intensifies his mixing
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Wrong_Way just watches
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Dibbles looks in awe at the mixing of the ingredients
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<Wrong_Way>: "Let me know when it's hard to mix."
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<Dibbles>: "I bet our pizza is gonna taste /sooooo/ good."
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<Alina>: "I can't wait for it, honestly"
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Alina begins mixing vigorously as the flour is poured
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Dibbles had put in the flour a while ago
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Dibbles put it in before any other ingredient, actually
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<Good_Boy>: I am helping!
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<Good_Boy>: So Friend mark can relax!
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Good_Boy stirs faster than ever before
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<Dibbles>: "We forgot to heat up the oven!"
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<Wrong_Way>: "I know, but we need the dough to be hard enough to kneed."
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<Alina>: "We did?"
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<Dibbles>: "...did we?"
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Dibbles checks the oven
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<Wrong_Way>: "Then when we flatten the dough, we can put everything on it."
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<Alina>: "Well, if we're lucky it won't take that long"
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Dibbles sets the heat to 400 degrees
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<Dibbles>: "Aaaaah, I get it."
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Alina casts a small spell to expedite the process
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Alina meanwhile mixes the dough until its far too thick to do so
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<Good_Boy>: Okay!
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<Good_Boy>: I am done!
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Good_Boy stops stirring
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then."
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Wrong_Way puts some flour out on the table
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<Wrong_Way>: "Now we're gonna push this dough
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Alina puts some flour out on the table and puts out the dough to begin kneading
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Wrong_Way takes out the dough and starts kneading the dough on the flour
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Dibbles washes his hands quickly and helps with the kneading
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<Alina>: "Alright think you can help with the kneading, Donnie?"
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<Dibbles>: "Right! It feels weeeiird."
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Wrong_Way kneeds it enough until he feels like it's strong enough to pull out
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Dibbles seems somewhat more concerned with playing with the dough than actually kneading but isn't entirely useless
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Wrong_Way slowly kneeds and pulls out the dough into a 12 inch disk shaped thing
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<Alina>: "just keep doing it, try not to have /too/ much fun, otherwise it won't taste as good later"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Woo."
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<Dibbles>: "Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot!"
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Dibbles begins kneading with much vigor
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<Wrong_Way>: "I think we still need to do that thing italian chefs do, with the whole throwing into the air."
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Wrong_Way supports the dough underneath with his hands
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Wrong_Way spins it a little as he lightly tosses it upward with his fingers
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<Good_Boy>: You are good at this, Friend Mark!
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<Wrong_Way>: "I've seen too many ways this has gone wrong."
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<Alina>: "Alright" she inspects the progress
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Wrong_Way shudders a bit when thinking back to his grandmother
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Wrong_Way finally decides it's enough tossing
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<Dibbles>: "I think we're just about done. It doesn't look wet anymore."
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Wrong_Way looks at his nice pizza disk dough
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Dibbles paws at the dough a little bit more to confirm the texture
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<Alina>: "I'd say so"
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<Wrong_Way>: "The teacher should show up any minute now..."
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<Wrong_Way>: "We just need pizza sauce, toppings and then to cook the sucker
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<Dibbles>: "Do we get to use a rolling pin now?"
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Alina had a rolling pin prepared
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<Alina>: "Yeeeep"
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<Dibbles>: "Can I use it? I never used one before!"
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<Good_Boy>: Can we have meat?
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<Good_Boy>: I like Meat!
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<Alina>: "Sure, be careful with it though, Donnie"
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Alina gives him the roller
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Dibbles looks at the roller with the kind of excited smile only a child could have from being passed a roller
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Dibbles begins to rolls the dough, but fails to apply enough force
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<Dibbles>: "Uh, I think you should do it Alina."
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<Alina>: "Donnie, like this" she helps him apply force properly
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Dibbles is having fun and applying proper force
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<Alina>: [NO SCREW YOU I'M GONNA TEACH YOU VALUABLE LIFE STIIIILLS]
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<Alina>: [SKILLS]
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<Dibbles>: [THANK YOU BASED ALINA]
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<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, we can have meat."
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<Wrong_Way>: "What else..."
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<Wrong_Way>: ["How about onions?"]
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<Wrong_Way>: ["Maybe some chocolate?"]
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<Dibbles>: I actually love onions on my pizza...]
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<Wrong_Way>: same
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<Wrong_Way>: because i actually eat veggies
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Alina inspects as they finish rolling
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<Dibbles>: "We did it!"
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<Alina>: "Yes, we did"
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<Good_Boy>: I Like Meat!
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<Alina>: "Now..... we have to pinch the sides, right?"
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright.."
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<Wrong_Way>: "uh, how about anchovies?"
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Dibbles looks over the paper
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<Wrong_Way>: "Not saying I like them, but just asking."
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<Dibbles>: "I'm not sure... I like thick crust pizzas though. Do we pinch those ones?"
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<Good_Boy>: Fish is good!
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<Wrong_Way>: "huh."
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<Alina>: "hrmmmm"
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<Alina>: [I know not of this answer]
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<Dibbles>: [neither do I]
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<Dibbles>: "Let's just pinch it to be safe then."
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<Alina>: [WRONG MOVE]
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<Alina>: "Alright" she pinches
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<Dibbles>: [B-BUT]
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<Wrong_Way>: [the pizza explodes]
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<Alina>: [2L8M8]
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<Good_Boy>: What next?
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<Wrong_Way>: "Well, we just need the pizza sauce and toppings but the teacher said he's getting them
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<Good_Boy>: Okay!
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Good_Boy sits down
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<Dibbles>: "So, we just need to wait for ingredients now?"
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<Wrong_Way>: "So, just meat, pal?"
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<Alina>: "Well... we should toss the pizza"
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<Good_Boy>: Yes!
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<Good_Boy>: I like meat!
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<Dibbles>: "What if we drop it?"
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Wrong_Way shrugs
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<Wrong_Way>: "Alright."
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<Alina>: "I'm good with this"
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Dibbles waits to see the art of dough-tossing
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<Wrong_Way>: ["the ceiling fan is /off/"]
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<Good_Boy>: teachers gone]
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<Wrong_Way>: [WOO]
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Wrong_Way jumps on his desk and starts doing bad stand up]
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*** Good_Boy is now known as HabeusKaiju
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Alina takes the dough, begins tossing it. She does it rather expertly, at one point spinning the dough on her finger like a basketball
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Wrong_Way turns on the ceiling fans]
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<Dibbles>: "Wooooaaaah. You're awesome at this!"
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<Alina>: "Thanks, just a trick I learned"
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HabeusKaiju stomps on Dibbles and Alina as they bond]
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Alina makes the kaiju part of the pizza]
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Dibbles dies a horrific death, crushed by the foot of a kaiju]
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<Wrong_Way>: [delicious kaiju pizza]
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<Alina>: [get da logs, we'll continue tomorrow]
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<Dibbles>: [good stuff]
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<Wrong_Way>: [k]
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<HabeusKaiju>: >DonnieMeetsGodzilla.gif]
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<HabeusKaiju>: >DonnieMeetsGodzilla.gif]
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Dibbles is waiting patiently for toppings
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Good_Boy waits patiently as well
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<Dibbles>: "Alina, what kinda stuff do you put on pizzas?"
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Wrong_Way wonders if he could just go back to his room and sleep
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AlexVolkov slams the door open. His hat is at an odd angle and his clothes are tattered, as he drags in a second sack.
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<AlexVolkov>: Apologies for lateness students, it appears the local wildlife has taken a shine to my ingredients.
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<AlexVolkov>: Now, are our doughs ready
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<AlexVolkov>: ?
402
<Dibbles>: "Yeeaaah!"
403
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
404
<Wrong_Way>: "Yep."
405
<Alina>: "Oh, I can do whatever"
406
<AlexVolkov>: Good, now, here in sack I have selection of toppings.
407
AlexVolkov opens up the bag, pulling out a variety of foodstuffs, all fresh
408
<Wrong_Way>: [fresh bear meat?]
409
<AlexVolkov>: Chicken, bacon, tomato, onion, anchovy, spinach, egg, cheese...
410
AlexVolkov gives a cold, steely glare at the window. The students miss the bear as it runs off in fear.
411
<AlexVolkov>: Where was I? Ah, yes, mushroom, jalapenos, and... that should be enough for now.
412
Wrong_Way wonders what egg pizza would taste like
413
<Dibbles>: "Oooh! Get the onions! And the jalapenos! And the... cheese! We need that!"
414
<AlexVolkov>: Now, you can choose whatever toppings you wish. The only limit is imagination!
415
Wrong_Way raises his hand
416
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, Mark!
417
<Wrong_Way>: "uh, do we have to make our own pizza sauce?"
418
<Alina>: "Alright, alright"
419
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, the sauce! Nearly forgot, is good you remember.
420
<Alina>: [>implying we aren't making sauceless pizza]
421
<Wrong_Way>: [what is this alina, poland?]
422
<AlexVolkov>: I have extra tomatoes, these are used to make sauce.
423
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay."
424
<Dibbles>: [>now I have to look up sauce making]
425
Wrong_Way goes up to the counter and grabs some tomatoes and some bacon
426
Alina gets tomatoes, onions, cheese, and jalapenos
427
Dibbles grabs some extra tomatoes for sauce
428
Wrong_Way cleans out the mixing bowl and looks at the tomatoes
429
<Dibbles>: "Wow, there's a lot of stuff for sauce here."
430
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, nearly forgot!
431
Dibbles realizes making a pizza isn't actually as easy as putting flour in the bowl
432
AlexVolkov rushes out
433
<Wrong_Way>: "So...I think we just mash them into a sauce."
434
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, it makes sense."
435
AlexVolkov runs back in, a squirrel latched onto his shoulder and a fox to his leg. In his hand was a bundle of herbs. He walks over to each table, leaving a batch of each with the students.
436
<AlexVolkov>: Herbs are used in sauce making.
437
<Wrong_Way>: "We'll have to get rid of the seeds..."
438
Dibbles puts in random bits of different herbs into the bowl
439
Wrong_Way looks at the herbs, "Right, Thank you."
440
<Alina>: "Hrmm"
441
Wrong_Way tries to figure out which one is basil
442
<Wrong_Way>: "...Definitely basil-y"
443
Alina has no idea what she's doing now
444
<Dibbles>: "I don't know what any of these herbs are."
445
Wrong_Way finds the oregano with no problem since his grandma used it with everything.
446
Wrong_Way shudders back to his grandmother's cooking
447
<Alina>: "I... uh..."
448
<Wrong_Way>: "Good Boy, wanna help me out?"
449
<Dibbles>: "Let's just, uh..."
450
Dibbles puts in a few more leaves and shit
451
AlexVolkov "innocently" leaves a book of herbs on his desk
452
Alina looks awkwardly at the ingredients
453
Wrong_Way is Herb master
454
<Dibbles>: >ww has been struggling to get off the herb for a while]
455
<Wrong_Way>: [his grandmother got him into herbs]
456
<Alina>: [damn]
457
<Wrong_Way>: [ ): ]
458
<Dibbles>: "Does, uh, luck work with cooking?"
459
Alina sees the book of herbs on the desk
460
<Alina>: "Hey, look there's a book over there"
461
Wrong_Way sees that Good is unresponsive and goes to get a knife himself
462
<Dibbles>: "I'll get it!"
463
Dibbles runs over and retrieves the book, setting it back on the counter
464
<Wrong_Way>: [plus herbs are in his blood]
465
<Dibbles>: "I already put a lot of stuff in there."
466
<Wrong_Way>: [an italian]
467
Wrong_Way gets a cutting board as well
468
<Alina>: "Good, now to look up what to do next"
469
Wrong_Way starts chopping the oregano and basil into small pieces
470
Alina opens up the book
471
<Dibbles>: "I think we just need to figure out which things are which."
472
Wrong_Way looks at the tomatoes
473
<Wrong_Way>: "These tomatoes /aren't/ seedless."
474
Alina identifies the herbs that I am not looking up
475
Wrong_Way washes them under the sink for a bit
476
<AlexVolkov>: Perfect, you students show familiarity with cooking.
477
Wrong_Way puts them into the bowl
478
Wrong_Way raises his hand
479
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, young Mark.
480
<Wrong_Way>: "Is it okay to leave the skin on the tomatoes?"
481
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, that is up to you. Do you prefer it with the skin on?
482
<Wrong_Way>: "...I have no idea."
483
<Alina>: [c'mon, answer the question]
484
<AlexVolkov>: Well, try, and see how it is.
485
Alina sets everything up to continue
486
Wrong_Way shrugs
487
Dibbles is doesn't know what to do at all at this point
488
<AlexVolkov>: Cooking involves a lot of trying.
489
<AlexVolkov>: You must work at it, perfect your technique and recipe day by day.
490
Alina is blind leading the blind
491
<Alina>: [DIBBLES! PANIC TIME IS NOW!]
492
<Dibbles>: [OH DOG WHAT ARE WE DOING]
493
<Dibbles>: [WAIT A MINUTE, THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PIZZA MUST ACTUALLY BE A COSMIC-LEVEL WIZARD BENT ON KILLING MY BEST FRIEND]
494
Dibbles RUINS THE PLOT]
495
Wrong_Way gets one of those hand mixers that I don't have the name for and starts grinding the tomatoes into a sauce
496
<Wrong_Way>: [i've made pizza before. It's eeeezzzzz]
497
<AlexVolkov>: Alina, Donnie, are you lost?
498
<Dibbles>: [mortar and pestle?]
499
<Wrong_Way>: [nah, it's like one thing]
500
<Wrong_Way>: [and you crank it]
501
<Alina>: "Uh..... I am a bit lost yes"
502
<Dibbles>: "We found a book, but..."
503
<AlexVolkov>: Is fine, nothing wrong with not knowing something.
504
<AlexVolkov>: So, you have herbs, yes?
505
Wrong_Way puts in the chopped herbs as well as he grinds the sauce
506
<Wrong_Way>: [i think it's a food mill]
507
<Good_Boy>: Bark!
508
<Alina>: "Yes"
509
<Good_Boy>: I like things that I may have missed!]
510
<Dibbles>: "Yeah, I put a bunch in the bowl already."
511
<AlexVolkov>: Right, next part is simple. Cut the herbs into pieces, da?
512
<Wrong_Way>: [i am making tomato sauce]
513
<Alina>: [your making ketchup]
514
<Wrong_Way>: [am i?]
515
<Wrong_Way>: [oh well]
516
Alina takes the knife and the herbs
517
Alina begins cutting the herbs
518
<Alina>: "Like this?"
519
Dibbles watches
520
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, perfect. Now, while Alina cuts the herbs, Donnie, wash the tomatoes and cut them into pieces too.
521
<AlexVolkov>: Remember, cut in half, then in half again.
522
Dibbles rinses the tomatoes and summons his shadow sword
523
<Dibbles>: ["we magic now"]
524
Dibbles begins rather skillfully chopping up the tomatoes
525
<Alina>: [wizerds up in heah]
526
<Good_Boy>: How can I help, Friend Mark?
527
<AlexVolkov>: Now, once all the herbs and tomatoes are cut up, place into a bowl, and grind into together.
528
<Wrong_Way>: "You wanna start cutting up the meat?"
529
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh right, we also need cheese."
530
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
531
<Good_Boy>: I can do both!
532
<Good_Boy>: Relax!
533
Wrong_Way hits himself on the head for forgetting
534
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks."
535
Alina finishes chopping up the herbs
536
Good_Boy starts chopping up the meat, into cubes
537
<AlexVolkov>: In cupboard, there will mixer, much like one Mark uses.
538
Dibbles slides the chopped tomatoes into the bowl with the sword and it poofs into smoke
539
Alina puts the herbs in
540
Wrong_Way looks at the sauce he's making
541
Wrong_Way uses the spoon to see how consistent it is
542
Good_Boy tosses the meat into a cup, and begins to grate a whole block of cheese
543
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah. let's put this on the dough."
544
Wrong_Way starts putting spoonful of pizza sauce on the spread out dough
545
Dibbles goes over and, after some searching, finds the mixer and brings it back
546
<Good_Boy>: me fills up two measuring cups full of cheese, and brings them, with the cup of meat in mouth, back to the table
547
<Alina>: "Alright, you want to mix Donnie?"
548
<Good_Boy>: I Did it!
549
Dibbles doesn't really want to mix
550
<Dibbles>: "Okay."
551
Dibbles beings mixing
552
<Wrong_Way>: "Great!"
553
Wrong_Way is finished putting all the sauce on the pizza dough
554
<Wrong_Way>: "Now, it's cheese time..."
555
Good_Boy tosses the meat all over the pizza
556
Alina watches over donnie as he mixes
557
Wrong_Way sprinkles cheese like a cheese fairy on the pizza
558
Dibbles does a rather average job with mixing
559
Alina intervenes to show him how to mix better
560
Dibbles was not particularly surprised he needed instruction but is thankful that he's getting some
561
Wrong_Way looks at the toppings
562
<AlexVolkov>: Good work Alina, be sure to give Donnie guidance.
563
<Wrong_Way>: "I think we did good, Pal."
564
<Alina>: "I will, he needs to learn" she smiles
565
<Good_Boy>: Yes!
566
<Dibbles>: "Heheh, thanks Alina."
567
Alina once the mixing is finished, takes the sauce and begins spreading it on the pizza
568
<Good_Boy>: Are we done?
569
Dibbles watches with anticipation as delicious sauce is poured over the dough
570
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, we've got the cheese, we've got the meat."
571
<Wrong_Way>: "Just gotta put the sucker in the oven and we're good to go."
572
<Good_Boy>: Okay!
573
Good_Boy puts the pizza in the oven, and blast it to full heat
574
Alina finishes putting on the sauce
575
<Alina>: "Alright, time for cheese and toppings"
576
<AlexVolkov>: Pal, be more careful next time
577
<Dibbles>: "We should put the toppings under the cheese! And then it'll look like cheese pizza, but be secretly awesome!"
578
<AlexVolkov>: Don't just slam the pizza in and ramp the heat up, for now is okay, but keep in mind.
579
<Alina>: [Yes, we shall AMBUSH them with FLAVOR. CATCH THEM OFF GUARD. RIGHT WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. MWAHAHAHA]
580
<Wrong_Way>: "You should always preheat the oven..."
581
Wrong_Way is given flashbacks to his grandmother's kitchen.
582
<Good_Boy>: I preheated it!
583
<Good_Boy>: With Friendship!
584
<Alina>: "Sounds like an idea, Donnie"
585
<AlexVolkov>: Is... not that simple, but I admire your attitude!
586
<AlexVolkov>: "Make sure it does not burn, alright?" he mentions to Mark, making sure Good Boy wasn't looking.
587
<Alina>: "Get the toppings"
588
Dibbles gets the various toppings he acquired before hand
589
<Dibbles>: "This is gonna be awesome. They're gonna be like 'woah, did you guys put anything in this?' and we'll be like 'naaah it just turned out great because ROCK AT COOKING"
590
Dibbles starts distributing a fair amount of onions on the pizza
591
<Good_Boy>: And, if it cooks at the right time and temp, it can cook at double the speed, with double the heat!
592
*** mib_yh8rx8 is now known as Oasisis
593
Wrong_Way finally snaps out of his flashbacks
594
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh god."
595
Wrong_Way checks the oven, seeing that the pizza is alright so far
596
Wrong_Way sighs with relief
597
Alina puts in the jalapenos
598
<Dibbles>: "Let's see, what else can we put on..."
599
<Alina>: "hrmmm"
600
Wrong_Way waits for another 5 minutes to check on the pizza
601
<Dibbles>: "We could put on peppers!"
602
<Alina>: "Jalapenos are peppers..."
603
<Dibbles>: "Really? Well, we could but like, other pepper on it..."
604
<Alina>: ["No, we can't"]
605
<Alina>: "You want to?"
606
<Dibbles>: "We should put /banana/ peppers on it!"
607
<Good_Boy>: brb[
608
<Alina>: "Well, alright..."
609
Wrong_Way checks the pizza again
610
<Dibbles>: "Do you not want any?"
611
<Good_Boy>: back]
612
<Alina>: "I could do with anything, really."
613
<Dibbles>: "You just seemed kinda down about it, I mean it's /both/ of our pizza."
614
<Alina>: "Well, I'll let you decide. I'll go preheat the oven"
615
Dibbles runs off to get some banana peppers and puts a few of them throughout the pizza
616
AlexVolkov now sits back and admires the work his students have put in
617
Wrong_Way waits to check on the pizza again
618
<AlexVolkov>: Now, be honest with me class, was it easier or harder than you thought it would be?
619
Alina preheats the oven
620
<Good_Boy>: It was easy peasy!
621
<Wrong_Way>: "Pretty easy..."
622
Alina once donnie is done with the peppers she puts on the cheese
623
<Dibbles>: "Can you put it in the oven?"
624
<Alina>: "Sure"
625
Alina takes the pizza and puts it in the oven
626
<Dibbles>: "Thanks!"
627
Dibbles looks at the oven with hungry anticipation
628
<Good_Boy>: Is the pizza ready, friend Mark?
629
Wrong_Way checks the oven
630
<Wrong_Way>: "...I think it's ready."
631
<AlexVolkov>: Well,if ready, then pull out!
632
Alina casts a time spell, the pizza takes less time to be fully ready
633
<Wrong_Way>: "We need oven mitts."
634
Dibbles notices how far ahead ww and gb are
635
<Dibbles>: "What? I didn't realize they were already done..."
636
Wrong_Way runs to where the apron is and gets some oven mitts
637
<AlexVolkov>: Do not worry young Donnie. What matters is not the time, but rather the quality.
638
Alina takes out the pizza without oven mitts, /lucky/ enough not to get burned. The pizza is finished
639
<Dibbles>: "Yeah. They don't have secret flavor!"
640
<AlexVolkov>: Exactly, think of it that way.
641
Wrong_Way pulls out the pizza from the oven and puts it on the counter
642
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, this was fun. I don't know why I thought it was going to be terrible."
643
Alina puts out the pizza next to donnie
644
<Dibbles>: "Woah. That was /really/ fast."
645
<Alina>: "I guess"
646
<Dibbles>: "I thought you were supposed to cook things slow and steady so it's even or something."
647
Dibbles scratches his head, looking for any visible defects on the pizza
648
Alina points out there is no visible defects
649
<Alina>: "I got lucky"
650
Wrong_Way waits for the pizza to cool off
651
<Dibbles>: "Oooooh!"
652
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Pal, we'll have to get a pizza cutter."
653
<Wrong_Way>: "You want squares or triangles?"
654
<Dibbles>: "So should we get plates?"
655
<Alina>: "Sure, I'll cut up the pizza once it cools"
656
<Dibbles>: "Can I cut it?"
657
<Alina>: "Well, I should help at least. Make sure you got it right"
658
<Dibbles>: "Okaaaay."
659
<Alina>: "Hey, gotta learn so you can do it properly later, right?"
660
<Wrong_Way>: {"Later when we cut Gwyd's heart out..."]
661
<Dibbles>: "Yeah, thanks Alina."
662
<Alina>: ["WHEN WE MAKE PIZZA WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AS THE SAUCE"]
663
Alina guides donnies through cutting
664
Dibbles is actually very good at cutting pizzas because flipside occasionally let him cut his favorite frozen pizzas, but also sees this as a bonding experience not to pass up
665
Wrong_Way just gets the pizza cutter himself and cuts the pizza into squares
666
<Dibbles>: "I like it best when it's cut into the triangles!"
667
<Alina>: "Me too"
668
<Dibbles>: "Heheh, great minds think alike."
669
<Good_Boy>: I like triangles!
670
Wrong_Way has already cut into squares
671
<Wrong_Way>: "...Sorry."
672
<Good_Boy>: it is fine!
673
<Good_Boy>: squares are good too@
674
<Dibbles>: [>goodboy is suddenly part-robot]
675
<Alina>: [He was a cylon all along]
676
Dibbles finishes cutting the pizza with Alina, surprised he was actually not that good at cutting pizzas the right way.
677
<Alina>: "Alright... we're done!"
678
Wrong_Way takes a square and eats it
679
<Good_Boy>: Can we eat now, Friend Mr Volkov?
680
<Wrong_Way>: "We made it goodboy, we might as well try it."
681
<Good_Boy>: Yay!
682
Good_Boy eats pizza
683
<Wrong_Way>: [and so everyone ate pizza and no one got a grade]
684
<Dibbles>: I'll go get some plates.
685
Dibbles goes and gets some plates
686
Dibbles holds the plates forever]
687
<Dibbles>: [I think flips borked]
688
Alina waits for the plates to be inbound
689
Dibbles is frozen in spacetime, holding plates]
690
Alina will wait until the end of time]
691
Wrong_Way goes home with his logs
692
<Wrong_Way>: }
693
Alina will never have her pizza]
694
Dibbles will never know exactly how the secret flavor will taste]
695
696
<Alina>: [pizza espionage]
697
<Wrong_Way>: [lol what]
698
<Dibbles>: [HIDDEN FLAVOR]
699
<Wrong_Way>: [hidden flavor, more like hidden failure]
700
<Wrong_Way>: [oh hoooo]
701
Dibbles looks at his fresh pizza in anticipation
702
<AlexVolkov>: [TIME TO FINISH THINGS]
703
<Dibbles>: [death.gif]
704
<Good_Boy>: hahaha]
705
<Good_Boy>: good one, Friend Mark!]
706
Wrong_Way is already eating a slice of pizza
707
<AlexVolkov>: Ah, you have all done a great job class.
708
<AlexVolkov>: Now, they tell me I should make you write about "what you learned", but...
709
<AlexVolkov>: It is pretty obvious, no?
710
<Dibbles>: How to make pizza!
711
Wrong_Way nods with his mouth full
712
<AlexVolkov>: Exactly!
713
<Dibbles>: Wooo!
714
<AlexVolkov>: It was easy, da?
715
Alina looks on happily
716
<AlexVolkov>: But... not just that.
717
<AlexVolkov>: You have learnt *TEAMWORK*
718
<AlexVolkov>: You work in pairs to achieve end result.
719
Dibbles looks with the surprise of a saturday morning cartoon civilian that needs to have all moral lessons explained
720
<Dibbles>: Ooooooh! I get it! We're a great team, Alina!
721
Dibbles holds his hand for a high-five
722
Alina already knew why kids love the cinnamon taste of cinnamon toast crunch]
723
Wrong_Way shrugs
724
<Wrong_Way>: "Good work Pal."
725
Alina high fives Donnie
726
<Good_Boy>: Thank you!
727
Good_Boy raises plam, and strikes Wrong_Way in the face
728
<Good_Boy>: ]
729
<Alina>: [BETRAYAL FIVE]
730
<AlexVolkov>: There, good!
731
<Wrong_Way>: D:]
732
Dibbles takes a bite of delicious HIDDEN FLAVOR pizza
733
<AlexVolkov>: Now then... I suppose for now, is goodbye.
734
<AlexVolkov>: You can take pizza with you, and enjoy your day.
735
Alina takes a piece of pizza, is ambushed by the disguised taste
736
Wrong_Way enjoys his perfectly good pizza since he is herb master
737
Good_Boy eats all the meat on the pizza, and scampers off
738
Dibbles cries tears of joy, the spice on his young tongue is still not enough to overpower the sheer joy of eating this pizza
739
Alina even with the eye of clairvoyance could not see the flavor coming]
740
<Alina>: [wait, no, drop the ] ]
741
<AlexVolkov>: You have done great job. If you apply such effort to daily tasks, you will find that life goes easier, and smoother.
742
Wrong_Way wonders if Theo would like some pizza
743
<Dibbles>: Hey Mark and Pal! Can we try each others' pizza?
744
<Alina>: "Yeah, sportsmanship rules"
745
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't really like jalapenos guys..."
746
<Wrong_Way>: "But you're welcome to grab a square of pizza if you'd like."
747
<Dibbles>: "Whaaat? There's no jalapenos, see?"
748
Alina has her heart broken on the spot, Mark won't even try her pizza]
749
<Wrong_Way>: [ahaha make me >]
750
<Dibbles>: >saying his to Alina of all people]
751
<Alina>: [sounds like a plan, ww]
752
<Wrong_Way>: [Ohshit]
753
Wrong_Way grabs another square of pizza to eat
754
Wrong_Way takes a bite
755
<Wrong_Way>: "Yep...nothing like grandmas."
756
Dibbles grabs one of team nonwizardry's slices and begins to eat
757
<AlexVolkov>: You, Mark boy.
758
<Dibbles>: "Thish ish really good!"
759
Wrong_Way looks over to Alex
760
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes sir?"
761
Good_Boy takes a slice of hidden surprise, and yelps, as he bites down
762
Alina takes of the nonwizard pizza
763
<AlexVolkov>: Go ahead, try slice of Alina's pizza.
764
<Wrong_Way>: [goodboy you my man]
765
Wrong_Way looks over to Goodboy, obviously not enjoying their pizza
766
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...I'll grab a slice for Theo Junior..."
767
Dibbles takes another slice because wrong_way cut the pizza into inferior tiny squares, and goes back to standing closer to his own
768
<AlexVolkov>: With food, there is no immediate refusal. You must at least have one bite before you can even claim to dislike something.
769
<AlexVolkov>: This is much like life, you can never know until you try.
770
<Dibbles>: It's really good! Me and Alina worked super hard on it!"
771
<Wrong_Way>: "I know but I like my pizza in squares. They've got all weird. I mean, triangles?"
772
<Wrong_Way>: "What will they do next, cut it into circles?"
773
<Alina>: "C'moooon Mark" she bats her puppy dog eyes at him
774
<Wrong_Way>: [pizza rings only 10 bucks only at pizza hut]
775
<Dibbles>: "Heeeey! No reason to be a jerk, Mark."
776
Wrong_Way sighs
777
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine..."
778
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, especially over a matter like shape.
779
<Dibbles>: >Alina uses his eye of illusion to make her face into that of an actual dog]
780
<Dibbles>: also >his]
781
<Alina>: [WOOF]
782
<Wrong_Way>: [needs to be a turtle alina]
783
<AlexVolkov>: Food is like people, regardless of shape and size, the flavor will always come through.
784
Wrong_Way goes over to TeamWeirdos pizza and grabs a slice
785
Wrong_Way cuts it into a square with a pizza cutter and takes a bite
786
<Alina>: [ #shotsfired its on now]
787
Dibbles internally feels the threads of freindship burning away]
788
<Good_Boy>: The pizza hurt me!
789
Wrong_Way finish the square, clearly in shock
790
<Alina>: "Its just spicy, Pal...."
791
<Wrong_Way>: "...I need some water."
792
<Dibbles>: "Did we make it too hot, Pal?"
793
Wrong_Way calmly steps out into the hallway to go to the bubbler
794
<Alina>: [I guess we were 2hardcore]
795
<Dibbles>: >bubbler]
796
<Alina>: [>bubbler]
797
<AlexVolkov>: [dafuq is a bubbler]
798
<Dibbles>: >bubbler]
799
<Wrong_Way>: [what]
800
<Dibbles>: [wat is bubbler]
801
<AlexVolkov>: Now, before you leave to enjoy socialization and warmth of afternoon sun, any questions?
802
Wrong_Way runs to the bubbler, moaning in a dying whale sort of pain
803
Wrong_Way gets to the bubbler and takes a very long drink of water
804
Alina eats her pizza, wondering what the fuss is all about. Shrugs. Must be a bunch of lightweights.
805
<Dibbles>: [you mean a drinking fountain, m8?]
806
Wrong_Way comes back to the classroom, looking exhausted from that one slice of pizza
807
Dibbles eats his pizza, fully realizing what all the fuss is about but feels the need to stoically show no pain
808
<Wrong_Way>: [what is a drinking fountain?]
809
<Wrong_Way>: [all i know is a bubbler]
810
<Dibbles>: [...you poor thing]
811
<Alina>: [such is life in non-civilization]
812
<Good_Boy>: the hell?]
813
<Good_Boy>: bubbler?]
814
<Dibbles>: [methinks a bubbler is the lesser beings' term for drinking fountain]
815
<Wrong_Way>: [whatever you guys]
816
<Sol>: i swear your fucking with us]
817
<Wrong_Way>: [can't we all just get along?]
818
<Alina>: "I got nothing, Mr. Volkov" 
819
Dibbles is still looking at Good_Boy with concern
820
<Alina>: "You two, uh, okay?" she asks worriedly to Mark and Pal
821
<Wrong_Way>: "...I don't think I can eat pizza for a while."
822
Dibbles slowly and stiffly walks over to the sink and takes a loooong drink
823
Alina regrets this decision immensely
824
<Good_Boy>: I am fine!
825
Good_Boy smiles
826
<Dibbles>: "Okay, just making sure Pal!"
827
<AlexVolkov>: Well,if there are no question, then good, get going now! The world awaits you!
828
Wrong_Way sniffs and gets up to leave the class
829
<AlexVolkov>: I will see you all soon, so until then, take advantage of free time, be productive!
830
<Alina>: "....we didn't make it too spicy, did we?" she asks Donnie
831
Good_Boy walks off, back to his tree
832
<Dibbles>: "It was pretty spicy, but it wasn't /that/ spicy I don't think."
833
Wrong_Way goes to his dorm
834
Alina begins walking out of the classroom
835
<Alina>: "Well, alright. I'll see you later, Donnie"
836
AlexVolkov sits back in his seat
837
<AlexVolkov>: Yes, today will be good year.
838
<Dibbles>: "Yeah, maybe we'll get to hang out again soon!"
839
Wrong_Way looks at his turtle
840
<Dibbles>: >today will be a good year]
841
<Good_Boy>: tod-dammit]
842
<AlexVolkov>: [fuck you guys, he has excuse of shitty english]
843
<Good_Boy>: WELCOME TO AMERICA, FRIEND BAD SPEAKER!]
844
Alina goes off back to her study
845
Wrong_Way 's turtle looks to him as if he knows his pain
846
Dibbles takes the last few slices of pizza and ports out, happy with the events of today
847
Wrong_Way whispers "Thank you" and lays down for a while
848
<Alina>: [one of these days I'm gonna do something with that turtle]
849
<Alina>: [ONE OF THESE DAYS]
850
<Wrong_Way>: [D:]
851
<Dibbles>: [...b-befriend it, right?]
852
<Wrong_Way>: ;_; but sol said he might be a cylon now]
853
<Alina>: [anywho, what now fellas]
854
<Wrong_Way>: [i dunno]
855
Dibbles shrigs]
856
<Wrong_Way>: ahahahaha]
857
Dibbles shrugs]
858
<Alina>: [>shrigs]
859
<Dibbles>: [fak u ;_;\
860
Dibbles dies
861
Dibbles never liked you people anyways
862
<Alina>: aaaaalex, you up to doing another class?]
863
<Alina>: [w-what?]
864
Dibbles forgets the ] and makes all of this canon
865
<Good_Boy>: Friend Donnie! No!]
866
Wrong_Way shrigs]
867
<AlexVolkov>: [Another class? Yeah, don't see why not]
868
<Dibbles>: I CAN INTRODUCE MY NEW GUY!]
869
<Alina>: [TIME FOR THE BOOM KING]
870
*** Alina is now known as Boomer
871
<Wrong_Way>: [preptime junior?]
872
<Dibbles>: [nopenope]
873
Dibbles shrigs]