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- Here's my game idea, I came up with it spontaneously when I was browsing the Internet with my dick out.
- Name : Banner Ad Masturbation
- Requirements : Somewhat of a sex drive.
- A penis or vagina.
- An Internet connection (w/o AdBlock).
- NSFW-ready environment.
- The will to fap.
- Aim : To cum before the timer runs out.
- Rules : 1) You may NOT start fapping until the timer starts. This includes 'warming up'
- or anything of the sort. No penis contact AT ALL may be made before the
- timer starts.
- 2) You may not look at porn. You may only look at the current page. Using your
- imagination is okay.
- 3) You may not use porn sites, or other 'sketchy' sites with imagery that may
- assist you.
- Instructions : 1) Prepare your environment. Having your pants off is recommended.
- 2) Open your browser.
- 3) Go to some high-profile mainstream advertisement-filled sites (e.g. Flash
- game sites).
- 4) As soon as you see a banner/popup advertisement giving you some sort of time
- constraint (e.g. "Click here in the next 60 seconds to WIN BIG!") with an
- instant countdown timer, start fapping.
- 5) Fap, fap, fap. Try to cum before the time runs out.
- If you're successful, congratulations, you've fapped and you can continue
- with doing more important things.
- If you don't finish, you have to click the advertisement and do everything it
- tells you to.
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