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Oct 19th, 2022 (edited)
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  1. Username: welcome2thejam
  2.  
  3. Album: Invasion of Privacy
  4.  
  5. Get Up 10: 10 Oh, I just know the student athletes went crazy for this one
  6.  
  7. Drip (feat. Migos): 8 "Mac n' cheese in the bowl, how it sound / I got that gushy" What Did She Know?
  8.  
  9. Bickenhead: 8
  10.  
  11. Bodak Yellow: 8 I'm too tired to riff on the Bodak Yellow indieheads pasta just pretend it's here and I did something clever w/ it
  12.  
  13. Be Careful: 7 Honestly the hook is super catchy, I think I'd like this more if it didn't feel like the opposite of what I want from a Cardi B track
  14.  
  15. Best Life (feat. Chance the Rapper): 9 Man, remember when the reaction to his appearances was "Oh god, it's Chance the Rapper!" and not "Oh god, it's Chance the Rapper"
  16.  
  17. I Like It (feat. Bad Bunny & J Balvin): 10 Kids Bop cover is the 11
  18.  
  19. Ring (feat. Kehlani): 7 I really enjoyed the Kehlani album from this year! Shame I didn't like this as much
  20.  
  21. Money Bag: 7
  22.  
  23. Bartier Cardi (feat. 21 Savage): 8 I would like to party with Cardi
  24.  
  25. She Bad (feat. YG): 10 He Good
  26.  
  27. Thru Your Phone: 5 Hate this chorus, it's got a "really annoying electronic/alternative-ish song that plays on tiring phone or computer commercials" sound
  28.  
  29. I Do (feat. SZA): 5 That did not hit as much as I'd hope from a Cardi/SZA teamup
  30.  
  31. Album: Hot Pink
  32.  
  33. Cyber Sex: 5 Woah Doja, save it for next week's rate
  34.  
  35. Won't Bite (feat. Smino): 5 every rate about doja cat getting accepted as if ratcom didn't find evidence of cannibalism in her mid song she made in 2019
  36.  
  37. Rules: 7 Thin beat dragging down a really good Doja performance
  38.  
  39. Bottom Bitch: 10 Catchy, fun, great beat, love the background chorus vocals, just a good time
  40.  
  41. Say So: 8 Nah, the hard rock version still takes the spot for me
  42.  
  43. Like That (feat. Gucci Mane): 8
  44.  
  45. Talk Dirty: 10 Glad Jason Derulo related trauma doesn't prevent me from thinking this sounds fantastic
  46.  
  47. Addiction: 10 Gut buster of a beat
  48.  
  49. Streets: 10 This is at least a good nine streets ahead
  50.  
  51. Shine: 9
  52.  
  53. Better Than Me: 7 Good but hell if this isn't a tired ass guitar sound
  54.  
  55. Juicy: 8 Did somebody say Juice!? [hurls you into popheadscirclejerk, an abyss from which you will not return unscatched]
  56.  
  57. Album: Good News
  58.  
  59. Shots Fired: 10 Got both middle fingers way up
  60.  
  61. Circles: 10 Oh shit! It's a bop
  62.  
  63. Cry Baby (feat. DaBaby): 4 Taking a ride in the DaBaby car one more time and driving it off the bridge
  64.  
  65. Do It on the Tip (feat. City Girls & Hot Girl Meg): 8 Feels like they're trying to hypnotize me to do it on the dick
  66.  
  67. Sugar Baby: 6 Help why does this sound like what plays when the rival appears out of nowhere to battle you in Pokemon Red/Blue
  68.  
  69. Movie (feat. Lil Durk): 7
  70.  
  71. Freaky Girls (feat. SZA): 8 Yeah this was the better one
  72.  
  73. Body: 9 I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control. I want a perfect Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody, ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody, I want a perfect soul
  74.  
  75. What's New: 7
  76.  
  77. Work That: 10 I like when she goes "Ah 👅"
  78.  
  79. Intercourse (feat. Popcaan & Mustard): 6 Thought the the title was Interlude and had my finger ready by the 1-5 keys
  80.  
  81. Go Crazy (feat. Big Sean & 2 Chainz): 7 Go crazy? Don't mind if I do! Ah 🤪
  82.  
  83. Don't Rock Me to Sleep: 7 Not sure if this totally works for her, but I appreciate the swing
  84.  
  85. Outside: 10 What is this is JRPG music she's rapping over, this a Siivagunner track?
  86.  
  87. Savage Remix (feat. Beyoncé): 11 It's the goddamned banger (okay)
  88.  
  89. Girls in the Hood: 9 Something something anime rate
  90.  
  91. Don't Stop (feat. Young Thug): 9
  92.  
  93. BONUS TRACKS
  94.  
  95. Maroon 5 - Girls Like You (feat. Cardi B): 1 You'll all pay for the warcrimes of this bonus rate
  96.  
  97. Ed Sheeran - South of the Border (feat. Camila Cabello & Cardi B): 4
  98.  
  99. Blackpink - Bet You Wanna (feat. Cardi B): 4 What a nothingburger of a song
  100.  
  101. Tove Lo - Equally Lost (feat. Doja Cat): 7 If I graded this bonus on its own curve this would be a 10
  102.  
  103. Bebe Rexha - Baby I'm Jealous (feat. Doja Cat): 4 Maybe I'll give this a solid score just for being competent [One "jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly" later] Nah
  104.  
  105. Ariana Grande - 34+35 Remix (feat. Doja Cat & Megan Thee Stallion): 9 If I graded this bonus on its own curve this would be a 40
  106.  
  107. Maroon 5 - Beautiful Mistakes (feat. Megan Thee Stallion): 1 Absolutely not
  108.  
  109. BTS - Butter Remix (feat. Megan Thee Stallion): 7
  110.  
  111. DJ Snake - SG (with Ozuna, Megan Thee Stallion, & Lisa of Blackpink): 7 The audible groan I made when this video made me realize I'm attracted to Lisa of Blackpink
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  113. END
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