Spider's Greentexts

City Life

>When Lincoln and Lori arrived at the city he was curious why instead of the Casagrande's residence they pulled up to a random alleyway in dark part of town occupied by Ronnie's friend who despite her age seemed to be smoking.
>The tall blond, he tried to recall her name...Nikki! She was giving him a weird look, that simply made the boy feel tense in a way he couldn't explain.
>Lincoln looked over his sister, she had a similar look, coupled with a smug grin she often got when she'd boss him around, there no small amount of unease in the boy.
>"Lori, what are we MMPHF?!" His words hushed by Lori pressing her lips against his.
>Lincoln never had a kiss this before, the one he shared with Ronnie Anne paled in comparison to what he was experiencing now.
>Lori's tongue was in his mouth, exploring the moist cavern, the appendage rubbing against his own.
>The elder Loud broke the one-sided kiss, a trail of saliva still connected them, Lincoln now dazed simply stared up at the ceiling of Vanzilla.
>"Now Linky," His older sister's voice(noticeably huskier than usual) brought the white-haired boy back to reality, "Nikki here," Lori gestured to the back seat, when did she get in?
>"Will be teaching us about city life." Lincoln noticed the tall girl leaning up close towards him.
>"Specifically how we have fun 'round here." Nikki drawled out before her lips latched onto his own, as Lori's quickly found a place onto his neck.
>Soon both of the blondes' hands began to roam his body, grabbing and groping various areas, Lincoln too tired to fight back opted to just let the girls take what they wanted, and realized he should've known something was wrong when Lori woke him at 1:30 am and refused to let him put on pants.


Night Creatures

>It had been far past his curfew when Lincoln arrived home. He knew he'd get trouble for it, but as far he was concerned it was worth it as long as he got as much time away from her as he could.
>Lincoln knew she'd still be awake waiting for him, it went on every night no matter what he did. And there'd be punished for trying to keep away, that's why dread filled his every being while made his way to his room.
>It came as a surprise when to Lincoln when he opened his door and didn't find her on his bed if he tried something like this she'd always be there ready to remind him the consequences of his actions.
"Whew, maybe she'll let me off the hook tonight." Lincoln knew it was foolish to think so, but apart still held on hope she'd realize how crazy this was and they could just go back to being brother and sister.
>That hope was quickly dashed will Lincoln heard a door creak open. And soft footsteps coming towards him, that's how he knew he was really in for it, she could move without anyone hearing her. She wanted Lincoln to know she was coming and he couldn't do a thing about it.
>It was an instinct that made Lincoln dive under his bed, though it was a futile effort. She'd seen him come in and in his tiny room, it was the only place to hide.
"Lincoln..." She called behind the door, making his heart beat even harder than it already was. "Are you in there?" She knew he was, but liked taunting him with the illusion he could fool her.
>Lincoln's teeth were chattering by this point.
"I'm coming in." The door flew open and there she stood with a bat in hand.
>Lucy.

Drunk In Love

>It started little more than a month or two ago, Luna began drinking at concerts and gigs, coming home drunk and making her way to Lincoln's room in the dead of the night.
>The first time she simply passed out on the boy's floor and woke him up, when Luna came to a while later she explained what happened and made Lincoln promise not to tell their parents while she promised it wouldn't happen again.
>The second time Luna had made it to his bed before passing out, Lincoln didn't like the lingering stench of alcohol and sweat she brought with her, but couldn't bring himself to try and kick her out knowing what severe consequences would she'd get for drinking.
>The third time Luna didn't pass out, instead, she stayed conscious and lucid. This time she'd deliberately woke Lincoln up, singing slurred serenades and praises about how he was the best brother a girl could have. This quickly escalated to Lincoln's face being covered with wet sloppy kisses and being held close to Luna's chest her grip only got tighter when he tried to get out of it.
>The next day Lincoln tried to ask about the night before. Luna claimed not to remember, he wasn't sure he believed her but took the answer just put his mind at rest.
>The fourth time Luna had gotten home earlier than usual, she was angry apparently she'd gotten kicked out of the concert. She was tipsy but flat out wasted yet, Lincoln had tried to talk to her but was awarded a backhand to the face, she still had a bottle of malt liquor in her hand at the time. Luna had straddled him and like the time before begin kissing him this time on the lips.
>Lincoln tried pushing her away, Luna just brought the bottle down on his head giving him a nasty bump. Luna got sloppy as she took more and more swigs of liquor, eventually just dragging her tongue down his face before passing out.
>The next morning when questioned about the bump on his head Lincoln claimed to have walked into a wall whilst going to the bathroom late at night. Luna quickly corroborated that story saying she saw him when she got a glass of water.
>The fifth time it happened Lincoln decided to sleep in the basement. He'd assumed Luna would be too drunk to consider he was hiding or to look for him. He was wrong she eventually found him.
>Like the last time Luna wasn't happy and slapped him around, but choked him too. When she stopped hitting him she took her clothes off and forced him out his too.
>Lincoln hated to remember what happened next, Luna forcing her tongue down his throat, the alcohol he tasted on her breath, the tears running down his face when she forced him inside of her, how she grabbed his hair and made him look her the eyes during it, and the immense self-loathing he felt when he finished inside of his sister.
>Luna had fallen asleep immediately after, Lincoln didn't sleep a wink that night. He had sobbed for what must have been hours before he knew it sunlight was shining through a window and Luna was stirring.
"Hey, little dude....." Luna didn't seem to want to look at him. Lincoln just eyed her not knowing what to do, Luna draped an arm around him pulled the boy close to her. She finally looked at him, her face was flushed and she had a smug grin.
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
>That was all she needed to say for Lincoln to know two things, Luna always been aware what she did when drunk, and this wasn't something that was gonna stop soon. And that's how it went on, now Luna came into Lincoln's room whenever she wanted, night or day, drink or sober he was hers and there wasn't anything he could do to stop her.
>Even now Lincoln cowered in his bed, he could hear her coming up the stairs, and as much as he hated his situation Lincoln had to admit he hoped she was sober, at least then she didn't reek of liquor, and Luna turned out to be quite the aggressive drunk and he received more than a few slaps to the face.
"Hey~ little broooo..." Her words were slurred, Lincoln sighed, this was gonna be that kind of night.
"Luna can we please not tonight,  w-we both have school and-"
SLAP!
>Seemed Lincoln would need to explain to mark to his parents.
"I'm not in the mood crap tonight bro, I need this." Luna started removing her clothes.
"Be good tonight and maybe I'll invite Sam over.." Lincoln met Sam once, the way she looked at him reminded him of Luna in all the worst ways.
>As Luna climbed in bed with him, Lincoln just stared at his wall, this was just life in Loud House after all.

Linc of the past

>It started when Lisa decided to create an anti-aging formula, for no reason other than she could.
>She tested on animals first, with exponential results, now came the human trial, being a well-respected scientist with many grants awarded to her Lisa could've gotten any willing volunteer to do it.
>But Lincoln her brother and husband(in secret of course) was more than willing to test it, and even asked her if he could.
>At the time the only people around were Lincoln, Lucy, and Lisa. The family's eleven daughters being at school and daycare and the other sisters/wives being at work(or Luna's case on tour).
>When Lincoln took the serum it became clear to Lisa there were a few things she didn't account for. The animals she tested they regressed back 4-5 years younger, however, all of them had life spans where by then they were middle-aged and she never made the conversion for human years.
>And with the subjects being animals she hadn't thought to test if their memories would be intact.
>And so here was Lincoln but to his 11-year-old self, confused as to why Lisa was so much older.
"Lisa, what did you do?" Came the ever so monotonous voice of Lucy.
>Lincoln had jumped back into Lisa and as he now noticed her soft chest.
"Before any fingers get pointed I'll have you know Lincoln asked for this."
"He's a kid now, what are we going to tell our sisters, Ronnie Anne, and the kids?"
"The truth, now Luchy I need you to look after Lincoln while I make adjust the formula, he doesn't remember his life after 11."
>Before Lucy could say anything Lisa had turned and walked back to her lab leaving Lincoln and Lucy together.
"Lucy?" This was an awkward situation for both of the siblings, for Lincoln the sister who to him had just been 8 was now a woman, a beautiful woman and who he could tell took after their mother. For Lucy, her brother, lover, husband, and father of her child was a child himself now.
"So, you have kids?" This was Lincoln's attempt at small talk. Lucy just smiled.
"No, we have kids." She put a hand on his shoulder and bent down to be on his level.
"U-us?"
"Yes us." There was a playfulness in her voice.
"B-but we're brother and sister!" Lincoln was getting nervous.
"That didn't matter with Lori, Leni, Luna, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily. It didn't even matter to Ronnie Anne when she found out. We're just one big happy family. Like we've always been."
>Lincoln was speechless, he had kids with all his sisters and Ronnie Anne? This was wrong, but a part of him was OK with this, after all, it already happened, he couldn't do anything to prevent it and this was how he'd been living for years.
>Lucy saw the conflicted look on his face and smiled she remembered how it started between him and Lori, he was nervous about it, but it didn't take much for Lori to make him crumble, just a kiss and exposed cleavage. >And as much as she found Lincoln handsome while he was older she had to admit she found him cure Luke this and when would she have another chance to be with Lincoln like this?
"Lincoln." He turned to look at his now older sister and was met with a kiss to the cheek, then to the lips, it was passionate but chaste. They broke apart Lincoln's face was flushed and Lucy wore an uncharacteristically large grin.
"You know Lincoln, I think our sisters are gonna be excited to see you this way." She kissed him o  the cheek again.
"And I think Lupa well be more than happy to her daddy like this."

The Cuckening

>And that was when clyde woke up from his dream with a new mission in his head and ran to the Loud house.
>He burst through the and yelled
>"Lynn you and me need to..."
>clyde couldn't say anymore as saw what he had walked into Lynn getting from behind by Lincoln.
>While neither seemed to notice his presence clyde noticed Lincoln's girth a size that quite honestly dwarfed his own.
>Standing there in the doorway clyde couldn't look away as Lincoln pounded into his sister feeding into his already massive list of insecurities.
>Gadually more girls got added to the mix some clyde recognized like Ronnie Anne or various classmates or more of Lincolns sisters some he didn't like the tall blonde or older latina girl.
>Eventually clyde couldn't take it anymore and walked away sitting on the curb a couple blocks away.
>"He got you too huh?"
>That was Bobby sitting on the same curb as clyde as were other guys.
>"Yeah." clyde said looking down.
>"Don't worry son,  you get used to it." That was from Lynn Sr. apparently Lincoln claimed his own mother as well.
>Someone new sat next to clyde a kid with a stupid bandana and tattoos on his arms.
>"Who are you?" clyde inquired from the strange poorly designed boy.
>"Lincoln's son, he stole my girlfriend."
>"But if you're Lincoln's son doesn't that mean..."
>"Yeah from the future."
>"So you got cucked through time?"
>"Yep."
>"I know that feeling." That came from a significantly younger Lynn Loud Sr.
>"Not just time, dimensions too." Said an older boy who looked like a male Lori.
>And as the moans from the Loud House grew everyone just put their heads in their hands and tried to drown it out to varying degrees of success.

Lynnsane

>This had to be Lincoln's worst nightmare come true.
>Three Lynns.
>Somehow Lisa finally perfected her cloning method, and of course, the person she tested it on was Lynn.
>No not someone sweet docile Leni, it had to be Lynn.
>It was bad enough when she made him practice with her.
>That was manageable.
>But ever since she started having her "Lady problems" as Lori put it she's been worse.
>Rougher, constantly finding reasons to be with him, to invade his personal space.
>And every time she thought Lincoln wasn't aware Lynn gave him a look of pure hunger that simply unnerved him to his core.
>The same look all three of the multicolored clones were giving him right now...
>And that's all the incentive he needed to run towards his bedroom door.
>It was a short distance but with the Lynn clones on his tail, Lincoln may as well have been running for a mile.
>He was almost there, just a few more inches and he's free.
>Lincoln was just close enough to grab the doorknob all he had to do was reach and...
>That's when the door opened revealing Lynn, the original Lynn with the same ravenous look on her face.
>Lincoln froze up right there, there was no way out of this.
>And the Lynns knew it, as suddenly Lincoln was roughly pushed from behind into his room.
>And soon enough they were upon him ripping his clothes from his body, and feeling all over him.
>Of all the things Lincoln imagined when he saw that look Lynn gave him this certainly wasn't one of them.
>Now here he was, pinned down by the Lynn clones as the original straddled him while removing her clothes.
>Lynn leaned in close to Lincoln with a look of triumph on her face, taking in his look of absolute panic and terror.
"Hope you're ready for Lynnsanity Linc."

A Hypothetical

Genderbends are shit but it would be so fucking hot if Lars was Lucy's twin.

>Then they could both want to get fucked by Lincoln, team up and tongue his dick together.
>Lars would be the first to take the Log by being the older twin and ends up cumming all over himself, then while Lucy has her turn Lincoln tongue fucks Lars now stretched asshole, and after Lucy's turn Lincoln could put Lucy on Lars' back and alternate between fucking their holes at the same time.
>After Lincoln gets done fucking them he would put his dick in front of Lucy and Lars's faces and without needing to be told they automatically get to work on cleaning him with their mouths.
>While laying in the afterglow of their activities Lincoln could have both of them on one side of him snuggling into his chest and enjoying his warmth.
>Eventually Lucy and Lars get into a competition of who can get fucked by Lincoln the most times, with Lars getting the lead by sharing a room with Lincoln, and it eventually gets to a point where the rivalry starts making them antagonistic towards each other, and no one in the family but Lincoln has a clue why.
>Then Lincoln gets tired of it, takes them up to his room, and them bend over his bed and fucks them both to near unconsciousness to let them know he loves and fucks them equally.
>Then after Lucy and Lars stop their rivalry, but still take turns over who gets blow Lincoln under the table during dinner different nights since no one ever notices when they're gone.

I mean I'm just saying it would be hot.