story i wrote not allowed to pause (buffer)

Once upon a time, i, Elminster the great one went on a journey to michigan. there i met the love of his life dressed up as bulbasaur. i was like o baby let me open the bulb up and ill counter ur vine whip with my dickie whip which is just cool whip on it and i expect u to lick it to the very best one and u are not it. as i got to her house i see no other than my own worst enemy myself in the mirror but also i see greenfox and her doing the mambo except naked in real life. This angered me so, so i whipped out the old captain and masterfully wacked the bloody wanka in the face mate. after saving my princess i journeyed to defent her from fierce. ok ok yes ok and then i told her to say things so that her mouth would be open and then i would proceed to fight the boss of tricky ruins which is none other than my best greg and also i was not wearing anything except my shirt at the time. at this point aleckermit said hey folks this is aleckermit and i want to superslide into your dodongo cavern and shoot some explosives with the power of 69000 bombchus. also cerpin was in the side room doing the nasty nast to my sister while looking at a picture of her in kindergarten and pretending she was in kindergarten. zfg came and then gave her op then off then on in real life as actually he was just getting on top but kept falling so he did missionary position actually no zfg likes ess position and he failed the wess to kak so ing said lol u failed the wess to kak and the famous siglemic said i have the angle to guarantee wess to kak except sometimes i miss brb getting all of them in mario also i dont actually find cl to be hot rather i much prefer the dick from england sicko small dicko he is cute yes ok. then zfg said old -_- zfg face in real life and chocolate link aka katelin said hey guys who wants to go to prom with me and alec said he shaved his pubes just for this moment and zfg said i dont even have any yet and cerpin said ewww thats nasssssty and elm said wait i am elm i keep forgetting ok i said that i would love to and i love you in real life will you marry me jk because say if you said no that would be embarrasssing also zfg came. then sparkle came and said i put a sock over my hairdryer while watching my anime and klyde is cool i give him op i show rookie ropes anyway as i was saying o wait no i gave him hop not op duh i am retarded in real life ok now for real as i put the soick on the hairdryer after wankin into it and wearing it for a day on my arm to this girl with a cat ok and then i said that if one was to be optimistic then they are holding a double edged sword that has a beacon of light that gives hope yet on the other side of the blade is a scythe that reaps the seeds that were sewn that give u delusion lol ok byesies lol ok ok yes ok bye ok i dont know. ok back to me elm i am elm ok and then i went and said hey can we just have sexy time now already i see that you should ok. can i talk to you one on one in bed. yes ok and then she got naked and im like thats not a dick wait ya it is i forgot what my dick looked like so i thought no not you me i have a dick and i said hey thats not a dick but it is mine and i was looking at it because it got bigger when you got naked and now it is 5 inches around and 4 inches long. ok so i start to slowly move my dickie towards the vagina of power dont do that also i start to get it in and im like yes i will not be forever alone and wait before i say any of that zfg jumps in midway traffic and gets hit by a hesss truck also i say hey i like to make puns so i should say you were hit by the sexy truck bitch winky face also i should put my winky in ur face. then alec comes in and oops typo i mean cums in and says hey folks i am aleckermit and i am not going to miss out on this so let me in as well also linkable link arrives and says sub4sub and bluestar says i am autistic and had sex with my girlfriend dontchaknow and sub4sub is bad o a whoa a whoa a whoa i heart justin bieber for life. bsr is my dog. ok in the end it doesnt even matter i love mike shinoda anyway we have sex but i cant get it up so i wake up from my dream and see my dick is out in public and my mom is licking the dickie whip off of it and i say thats not dickie whip thats just a dream no wait i was playing links awakening and this is my LP. hey folks this is aleckermit and this is part 7 of my reverse dungeon order playthru of chocolatelinks badunkajunk o yea poop on my winky.

the end ? ?