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TIFU By telling my son to look up porn

Apr 13th, 2020
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  1. Well two days ago buttttt
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  3. My kids are learning at home. While I help them with basic stuff any other extra things I tell them to “look it up “
  4. Example “Mommy what animals lay eggs” “look it up”. “mommy what’s the weather like in Florida” “look it up”
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  6. Today my son (11)asked after reading a meme “mommy what’s a threesome” “ look it up”
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  8. Now in my defense I thought he said “tree swing”
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  10. I walk I on him using my phone( stupidly with no parental locks) opened to images of threesomes.
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  12. It was less than 5 minutes but my poor buddy. Hahahahaha. My husband thought it was hilarious when I told him. I feel soooooo guilty. He had a lot of questions afterwards which opened up a decent conversation about sex and reproduction that we were waiting to give in a few years or so
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  14. Annnnnnd. Everything has parental locks on it
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  17. TLDR. I told my son to google the word Threesome
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  20. Whoa. I went to bed and woke up to this many likes. Thanks guys :)
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