Stalker Anon and Spitfire

>Be Anon
>And you're walkin' on sunshine WHOOAAA OHHH
>Well, on a cloud actually
>But as close to sunshine as you'll get
>Today you're going to hang out with Spitfire
>Well, she doesn't know that
>But she will
>Scratch that too, the plan is not to get noticed
>How are you walking on a cloud, pray tell?
>Well, Twilight did the ol' "razzle dazzle" to them with her magic
>And now they can walk on clouds
>You physically can't, just the shoes
>So you made extra precaution to not to fall or anything
>That'd be embarrasing
>So you're here, in Cloudsdale, getting wierd looks from the other citizens
>As if they didn't put up with enough of your stuff on the ground, you invade the sky too
>Can't stop Anon
>You see Spit's house in the distance
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>You circle to the back, she has one of those wood vine things on the back
>Not sure how they get that stuff up here
>You climb up to the second story window
>Which coincidently leads to her bathroom
>Because it's not like you studied her house blueprints.
>That you got from a... friend of sorts
>Not sure who he was
>He made hella cool tacos, though
>Around this time is when Spitfire usually showers
>Because it's not like you studied her living habits or anything
>You just happen to be there
>Sure, they're always naked
>But the showering part makes it super lewd
>You hear her shower running as per usual
>Right on time
>Not sure how plumbing works in clouds
>Maybe it takes the moisture from the cloud itself
>So what happens to the cloud?
>Another problem for another day
>You have a show to watch
>You already ate dinner
>Aw yiss
>Her water cuts off and she comes out
>Aw heck yiss
>And begins to dry herself off
>You can barely contain your excitement
>You try to lift your head a bit more, for a better view
>You've done this a few times, but you never accounted for one thing
>She usually doesn't look out the window
>Except now, which is why you're mentioning it now

>You both sorta hang in limbo for a few seconds
>Her eyes then shrink and she tries covering herself
>Even though, as stated, they're always naked
>You guess adding water made it taboo or something
>Weird ponies
>"GODDAMN, ANON! NOT AGAIN!"
>Ay, hol up, again?
>So she knew?
>You couldn't ponder it for long, she starting to throw things
>A shampoo bottle, the ceramic thing that hold toothbrushes and a tissue box simutaniously make impact with your face
>Fast AND a good shot, wowza
>After the initial pain, you feel the vertigo of falling
>Welp, you had a pretty nice thing goin
>You pass through the cloud and you are yanked to a halt
>Freakin shoes
>Also you think you broke your ankles
>Also, being upside down inside a cloud is both uncomfortable and very much not good for you
>It's hard to breath since you have to swallow all the water after each breath
>Sweet bees in a basket these clouds are thick
>You can still feel your feet at least
>Which tells you that your slipping out of the shoes
"I knew I should've double-knotted" is all you get out before plummeting down
>Down you go falling to the ground
>You're flipping, spinning, doing sick 1080's and other high score points
>Rockin' it
>Also you're screaming
>Like a lil' bitch
>Dad would be so proud
>After pulling the 40,000,000 pt 'SICK!' score, you can sorta make out some green filling your view
>It seems to be getting bigger
>Oh, it's the ground
>Well, you had a good run
>You feel your body grind to a halt
>You're not moving, but you're still flailing your arms about
>Silly Anon
>You find your saviour
"Spitfire?"
>If you had visible eyes, they'd be all sparkly
>She looks mad
>She lets go
>Annnd you're screaming again
>You thud on the ground
>'Hello darkness my old friend'
>You're obviously dead
>You open up your hypothetical eyes
>Oh, you're still here
>You wondered where you'd end up if you died again
>That'd be weird