Team Rocketshy

>you walk out of your door
>you briefly consider the mode of transit of ancient lizards
>you decline
>you walk down to the town and head inside the P0nymart to pick up some supplies
>as you step outside the mart, you fall down
>a pitfall was erected in the 30 seconds you were inside the building
>at the top of the hole, you spot a pink mane and a black hat
>"I..got you Anon, now I get your...'Pikachu'!"
>she squeaks and peeks her head over the side, wiggling her eyebrows at Pikachu
>"Is that an Ekans in your pocket or are you glad to see me?"
"Pokemon and Team Rocket are not my fetish, Fluttershy"
>"Oh... I guess I'm...blasting off again, if that's ok."
>she leaves
>you are in that hole for a fricking hour

Fucking Fluttershy
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