Cyberpop

Username: welcome2thejam

Album: Pop 2: Indieheads rate committee will remember this.

Backseat (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen): 8 Two popheads titans, around the peak of their powers... yeah, this was never gonna live up to expectations

Out Of My Head (feat. Tove Lo and ALMA): 8 Who stepped on the squeak toy at the end

Lucky: 6 Grower potential

Tears (feat. Caroline Polachek): 8

I Got It (feat. Brooke Candy, CupcakKe and Pablo Vittar): 6 That had the potential to be way more annoying than it actually was

Femmebot (feat. Dorian Electra and Mykki Blanco): 8 One "Charlie Bit My Finger" reference too many

Delicious (feat. Tommy Cash): 7 Ending pulling a carry job

Unlock It (Lock It) (feat. Kim Petras and Jay Park): 10 Only one issue Charli you have the damn keys

Porsche (feat. MØ): 6 Goes around in circles a bit

Track 10: 10 Okay yeah y'all were right this boat races Blame It on Your Love, and tbh I liked that one

Album: Art Angels: Only somewhat familiar with Grimes' music, didn't realize how un-cyberish this album sounds at times. It's great though, some high scoring tracks on here & likely worth returning to

laughing and not being normal: 6 I am nervously chucking and looking at my bros because this title is shit only a robot would say

California: 10 And they named the whole city after this? Understandable.

SCREAM: 7

Flesh without Blood: 9 This feels like a lost CHVRCHES song

Belly of the Beat: 8

Kill V. Maim: 11 "I choose... uhhh... Maim." "He chooses Maim!" Grimes yells before howling to the night sky to call her creature of choice. A rotted, hulking figure steps out of the black with a stiff grunt. It's the grizzly bear this week.

Artangels: 7

Easily: 7 Cool of Grimes to sample that 2000s Nike dribbling commercial for the bridge

Pin: 9

Realiti: 10 Great melodies

World Princess part II: 9 Gonna use the Warp Zone to get to World Princess part IV

Venus Fly: 10 "Why you looking at me" Hey, I'm not the one simultaneously evoking contrasting images of radiant beauty and grotesque beast, that's all you

Life in the Vivid Dream: 5 Dark Sci-Fi Future Renaissance Faire ass music

Butterfly: 9

Album: Bonito Generation: Think I might slightly prefer TnP & Civilization, but this does some of the best songs in their stellar catalogue. Strong album, of course I was gonna like this, KKB are one of my faves

Waking Up: 7 You can probably tell if this album will work for you right off the get-go

Heard a Song: 10 The little sister of Tenacious D's Tribute

Graduation: 8

Fish Bowl: 7 Love me some good oohs, really good ones can really drag a song from the depths

Big City: 10 Is this Big City pop?

Break: 8 Commercial-core (complimentary)

Lipslap: 10 Don't worry everyone, I saw this song was overflowing with fun, so I added a reservoir underneath to catch it. If you didn't notice, I already added the excess to such fun bops as Big City. You're welcome!

Try Me: 8 Help I always thought the lyric was "Did you know I can't do anything"

Paintbrush: 7

Trampoline: 10 NOOOO SARAH! DON'T JUMP ON THE TRAMPOLINE! CHARLY BLISS WAS JUST ON THAT! THERE'S PISS ON THERE! SARAAAAHHH NOOOOOO!!!

Picture This: 10 This song is the reason why you can take selfies in Zelda now btw. No don't look at what year Wind Waker Wii U released

Hey Parents: 8 Earthbound ass instrumental

Album: MATANGI: Interesting album, didn't always hit but makes up for it with some real bangers

Karmageddon: 6 Oh this is foreboding

MATANGI: 6 I would like more countries yes, you only named like thirty of them

Only 1 U: 6 PS1 Tomb Raider graphics type quality

Warriors: 10 This would absolutely annihilate while driving late night in the city

Come Walk With Me: 7 Ooh, kinda went 60s girl group for a bit

aTENTion: 5 Interesting idea, meh execution

Exodus: 8 This was good but I'm reading the word Sexodus down there and I am concerned

Bad Girls: 9 Ahhhh the ghost of Bad Girls is back to kick my ass a year later for beating it at Ratemas ahhhhh

Boom Skit: 5 Actually started a bit promising, then interludephobia kicked in. Also, define "skit"

Double Bubble Trouble: 10 Aw man, that was an absolute banger, but I feel like there was another gear there left unrealized when it ended abruptly

Y.A.L.A.: 5

Bring The Noize: 8

Lights: 6 M.I.A. sneaking into the dolphin enclosure to record the ending

Know It Ain't Right: 8

Sexodus (feat. The Weeknd): 8 Feel pretty equally between the a two, consider it a draw in the personal battle of the (S)Exodus

BONUS TRACKS

Charli XCX - Boys: 9

Charli XCX - After The Afterparty: 6

Grimes - Entropy (feat. Bleachers): 10

Grimes - RealiTi (Demo): 9

Kero Kero Bonito - Forever Summer Holiday: 9

Kero Kero Bonito - Chicken: 7 Oh, they're gonna hate you

M.I.A. - Gold: 7

M.I.A. - Like This: 7

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