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- >She's done it
- >You don't know how, but she's done it
- >Your human somehow got into your drinks cabinet
- >Looking at the bottles that are strewn across the floor, the one missing its cap is a now half empty bottle of vintage Congac
- >Strong stuff
- >Fairly expensive, strong stuff
- >You'd be furious
- >if it weren't so god damned funny
- >Your human is currently staggering around the living room, bumping into your furniture
- >You can't contain your laughter
- >You reach for your phone so you can record the whole event
- >You get about 10 seconds of footage before...
- >Well
- >Your human proceeds to be sick on your living room rug
- >Oh dear
- >Oh fuck
- >You rush over and pick them up, carrying them to the bathroom
- >After washing your human down and making sure they've stopped heaving, you carry them to their bed and tuck them in
- >they're going to have a hell of a hangover tomorrow
- >Hell, after that much Congac, who wouldn't
- >You set about scrubbing the mess from your living room rug
- >You really should get a better lock for that drinks cabinet
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