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Oblivion Maximus, Douchenozzle, Eve Online

AmiraMatar
Aug 24th, 2012
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  1. Backstory: I'm fitting an active fit Vindi in Jita while watching local chat swell. I notice some sperging douchnozzle shitting up local. Undock to can bait and test my blaster dps on a small gang of hi sec mercenary pygmies and there behold is a can with the terrible smacktard's name on it "Oblivion Maximus".
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  3. Ofc I take note of his dual guards sitting on station and decide to go for it, if nothing else I might get another hi sec retard guardian killmail.
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  5. I take can, he docks, reships/undocks/redocks/reships/undocks like 3-4 times. I think he's a noob and maybe has no idea about aggro mechanics. So, after aggro is up I redock and get ready to log off - then a barrage of emails come in...
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  7. From: Oblivion Maximus
  8. Sent: 2012.07.24 06:59
  9. To: AmiraMatar,
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  11. I think its cute how you think your leetsauce pvp... sitting on Jita undock with a vindi ready to go. Must be a boring way to play the game.
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  15. From: Oblivion Maximus
  16. Sent: 2012.07.24 07:05
  17. To: AmiraMatar,
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  19. Its all cool bro... chill out.. This will go down another day..Promises and Ill take that nice and shinny Vindi off your hands. And I think its cute... Like you dont have rr.. please any half decent player has rr... If you look at your kill bored its a dead give away.... your just one of those jita dock leetsauce pvpers.. Well Im done.. Ill let you get back to your leetsauce pvp.
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  23. From: Oblivion Maximus
  24. Sent: 2012.07.24 07:17
  25. To: AmiraMatar,
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  27. is it fun fighting wars from the Jita undock, Leetsauce?
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  31. From: AmiraMatar
  32. Sent: 2012.07.24 07:22
  33. To: Oblivion Maximus,
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  35. anyways I'm not your friend stop writing me love letters, go bore your corp mates on comms you loser.
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  39. From: Oblivion Maximus
  40. Sent: 2012.07.24 07:23
  41. To: AmiraMatar,
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  44. Cant wait.. Get some vagisil for that sand in the mean time
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  48. From: AmiraMatar
  49. Sent: 2012.07.24 07:25
  50. To: Oblivion Maximus,
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  52. yay more homo erotic smack in a game with mostly guys o_O
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  56. From: Oblivion Maximus
  57. Sent: 2012.07.24 07:28
  58. To: AmiraMatar,
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  60. you sound like one of those europe fags? Dont sound American at all. So what UK? Am I close?
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  62. --- END ---
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  64. and I find out he's actually a self admitted small penis'd (he actually said this) Red Neck from Alabama who takes steroids and believes the tv reality show "Honey Boo Boo" is about his immediate family members.
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