| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| knife fighter | Dec 11th, 2025 | Never | 55 | 0 | None | - |
| martial arts | Dec 11th, 2025 | Never | 47 | 0 | None | - |
| paralyzes Joe | Dec 11th, 2025 | Never | 47 | 0 | None | - |
| Colt Canada C7 assault rifle | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 48 | 0 | None | - |
| blows up Joe's family | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 47 | 0 | None | - |
| blows up se | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 51 | 0 | None | - |
| coercion 6 | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 41 | 0 | None | - |
| coercion 5 | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 40 | 0 | None | - |
| coercion 4 | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
| coercion 3 | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
| Kuga can't break grip | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 51 | 0 | None | - |
| parking garage dodge | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 44 | 0 | None | - |
| Joe admits Santoro could win | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 56 | 0 | None | - |
| Joe's never fought a tougher opponent | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 42 | 0 | None | - |
| thanks Santoro | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 39 | 0 | None | - |
| "the most effective manipulator, blackmailer, and extortionist the world has ever known" | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
| coercion 2 | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 59 | 0 | None | - |
| coercion 1 | Dec 10th, 2025 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
| "one of the most dangerous killers alive in a very troubled world" | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 55 | 0 | None | - |
| Joe kills him | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
| takes Joe's spinning elbow | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
| takes Joe's palm strike | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
| hurts shin on knee | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
| Santoro escapes | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
| knuckles busted | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 47 | 0 | None | - |
| balls crushed | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
| face slammed five times | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 41 | 0 | None | - |
| kicked in the knee and stomach | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
| headbutted twice | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 48 | 0 | None | - |
| statement on KoP beating: Joe | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 48 | 0 | None | - |
| statement on KoP beating: Santoro | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 44 | 0 | None | - |
| KoP beating pt 4 | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 42 | 0 | None | - |
| KoP beating pt 2 | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 46 | 0 | None | - |
| KoP beating pt 1 | Dec 9th, 2025 | Never | 43 | 0 | None | - |
| agility and grace | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 47 | 0 | None | - |
| speed vs Joe | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
| Muay Thai kick | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
| blocks knife | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 49 | 0 | None | - |
| unbelievable leg slice | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 50 | 0 | None | - |
| reacts to Joe's lunges | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 53 | 0 | None | - |
| slashes DeeDee | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
| half a second | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 41 | 0 | None | - |
| Joe struggles to dodge slashes | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 40 | 0 | None | - |
| splits Joe's lip | Dec 8th, 2025 | Never | 45 | 0 | None | - |
| kicks Joe's knee | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 50 | 0 | None | - |
| drives stiletto | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 50 | 0 | None | - |
| breaks Joe's face | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 51 | 0 | None | - |
| weakens Joe's leg | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 52 | 0 | None | - |
| fist to throat | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 49 | 0 | None | - |
| foot to throat | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 47 | 0 | None | - |
| throws bystanders | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 51 | 0 | None | - |
| throws rifle | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 51 | 0 | None | - |
| breaks ghost's ribs | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 53 | 0 | None | - |
| instant ko's joe | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 54 | 0 | None | - |
| kicks teen | Dec 7th, 2025 | Never | 58 | 0 | None | - |
| Joe vs Santoro: Round 1 | Dec 5th, 2025 | Never | 10 | 0 | None | - |
| armor vulnerability | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,638 | 0 | None | - |
| Level V ballistic armor | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,640 | 0 | None | - |
| security guards inexperienced | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,664 | 0 | None | - |
| Easily tricked | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,659 | 0 | None | - |
| Skinpeeler full fight | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,689 | 0 | None | - |
| survival gear | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,649 | 0 | None | - |
| NBA rankings | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,632 | 0 | None | - |
| snow trick | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,663 | 0 | None | - |
| bad position | Mar 11th, 2024 | Never | 1,626 | 0 | None | - |
| Dzhaggernaut's weapons | Mar 10th, 2024 | Never | 1,640 | 0 | None | - |
| deduces resources | Mar 10th, 2024 | Never | 1,661 | 0 | None | - |
| Vs. Wraith/Marx | Mar 10th, 2024 | Never | 1,632 | 0 | None | - |
| Blocky and Bombhead descriptions | Mar 9th, 2024 | Never | 1,638 | 0 | None | - |
| Vs. Blocky and Bombhead | Mar 9th, 2024 | Never | 1,659 | 0 | None | - |
| secret service agents competence | Mar 8th, 2024 | Never | 1,659 | 0 | None | - |
| vs. secret service agents | Mar 7th, 2024 | Never | 1,656 | 0 | None | - |
| prison record | Mar 7th, 2024 | Never | 1,676 | 0 | None | - |
| senses skinpeeler | Feb 29th, 2024 | Never | 1,627 | 0 | None | - |
| steel door | Feb 28th, 2024 | Never | 1,640 | 0 | None | - |
| battering ram | Feb 28th, 2024 | Never | 1,667 | 0 | None | - |
| Twenty mph | Feb 27th, 2024 | Never | 1,683 | 0 | None | - |
| Vs. Blackbeard and Sprinter | Feb 23rd, 2024 | Never | 1,634 | 0 | None | - |
| shoulder throwing Dzhaggernaut | Feb 21st, 2024 | Never | 1,644 | 0 | None | - |
| controlling Shawn | Feb 21st, 2024 | Never | 1,665 | 0 | None | - |
| disarming techniques | Feb 21st, 2024 | Never | 1,675 | 0 | None | - |
| fall damage | Feb 14th, 2024 | Never | 1,637 | 0 | None | - |
| crowbar hit | Feb 13th, 2024 | Never | 1,661 | 0 | None | - |
| flashlight/sledgehammer | Feb 7th, 2024 | Never | 1,679 | 0 | None | - |
| armrest shields | Feb 3rd, 2024 | Never | 1,664 | 0 | None | - |
| makeshift hammer | Feb 3rd, 2024 | Never | 1,665 | 0 | None | - |
| The Thing/One Blade Description | Feb 1st, 2024 | Never | 1,720 | 0 | None | - |
| Dzhaggernaut description | Jan 28th, 2024 | Never | 1,660 | 0 | None | - |
| The Dzhaggernaut full fight | Jan 28th, 2024 | Never | 1,652 | 0 | None | - |
| The Thing/One Blade full fight | Jan 27th, 2024 | Never | 1,657 | 0 | None | - |
