| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unpopular Opinion | Aug 19th, 2023 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Haiku (6/17/23) | Jun 17th, 2023 | Never | 17 | 0 | None | - |
| Review of Pizza Hut's New Yorker | Mar 6th, 2023 | Never | 21 | 0 | None | - |
| when you think about it... | Feb 22nd, 2023 | Never | 26 | 0 | None | - |
| Scary Fact | Feb 22nd, 2023 | Never | 14 | 0 | None | - |
| A situation based off a commercial I saw 2 minutes ago | Feb 22nd, 2023 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Perhaps the rarest thing I'll ever see | Feb 22nd, 2023 | Never | 12 | 0 | None | - |
| Update (2/22/23) | Feb 22nd, 2023 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| if you ever feel dumb, remember this | Feb 22nd, 2023 | Never | 13 | 0 | None | - |
| If you feel dumb, remember this | Feb 7th, 2023 | Never | 15 | 0 | None | - |
| Remember this | Nov 29th, 2022 | Never | 19 | 0 | None | - |
| Motivational Speech | Nov 29th, 2022 | Never | 20 | 0 | None | - |
| Popular Opinion | Nov 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Imagine this | Nov 29th, 2022 | Never | 10 | 0 | None | - |
| How My Birthday Went | Nov 29th, 2022 | Never | 16 | 0 | None | - |
| Tomorrow... | Nov 28th, 2022 | Never | 13 | 0 | None | - |
| "Happy" Birthday to Me | Nov 27th, 2022 | Never | 19 | 0 | None | - |
| How I Spent My Thanksgiving | Nov 24th, 2022 | Never | 22 | 0 | None | - |
| Update (10/18/22) | Oct 18th, 2022 | Never | 21 | 0 | None | - |
| Update (10/16/22) | Oct 17th, 2022 | Never | 25 | 0 | None | - |
| Idk what to title this | Sep 2nd, 2022 | Never | 11 | 0 | None | - |
| Only 115 days until Christmas | Sep 1st, 2022 | Never | 17 | 0 | None | - |
| Haiku (9/1/22) | Sep 1st, 2022 | Never | 17 | 0 | None | - |
| Unpopular Opinion | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 14 | 0 | None | - |
| (un?)popular opinion | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 8 | 0 | None | - |
| narcissists be like | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 14 | 0 | None | - |
| Unpopular Opinion | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Moms be like | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Republicans | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 15 | 0 | None | - |
| Narcissism 101 | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Unpopular Opinion | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Popular Opinion | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| How to Not Be Homeless | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 12 | 0 | None | - |
| MasterCard Ad Parody | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 9 | 0 | None | - |
| Update (8/29/22) | Aug 29th, 2022 | Never | 16 | 0 | None | - |
| Haiku (7/1/2022) | Jul 1st, 2022 | Never | 20 | 0 | None | - |
| How the mighty have fallen | Jun 28th, 2022 | Never | 20 | 0 | None | - |
| Untitled Paste | Jun 28th, 2022 | Never | 18 | 0 | None | - |
| Job Update | Jun 28th, 2022 | Never | 18 | 0 | None | - |
| I may not be NEET anymore...? | Jun 14th, 2022 | Never | 18 | 0 | None | - |
| random post #2 | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 17 | 0 | None | - |
| To everyone that's struggling with depression or anxiety and the like | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 10 | 0 | None | - |
| Unpopular Opinion | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 21 | 0 | None | - |
| random post | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 7 | 0 | None | - |
| Haiku (6/7/2022) | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 19 | 0 | None | - |
| How to Not Be NEET Anymore/How to Succeed in Life | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 13 | 0 | None | - |
| How to Achieve World Peace | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 14 | 0 | None | - |
| How To Get Rich Quick | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 10 | 0 | None | - |
| If I'm rich I'll do this... | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 12 | 0 | None | - |
| A Day in the Life of an Average NEET vs. A Day in My Life | Jun 7th, 2022 | Never | 6 | 0 | None | - |
| yet another unpopular opinion | Jan 28th, 2020 | Never | 143 | 0 | None | - |
| unpopular opinion | Jan 28th, 2020 | Never | 205 | 0 | None | - |
| The truth about phones | Jan 26th, 2020 | Never | 76 | 0 | None | - |
| strangest thing | Jan 26th, 2020 | Never | 96 | 0 | None | - |
| unpopular opinion | Jan 26th, 2020 | Never | 98 | 0 | None | - |
| ChaosMindedBro > ChaosMindedBroII | Jan 26th, 2020 | Never | 106 | 0 | None | - |
