If I'm rich I'll do this...

If I ever get rich, I'm gonna get 10 or 22 more dogs so that way I'll have a full dozen or full two dozens' worth. I will also have no incentive to work, as my enormous wealth will compensate for my work ethic. I will also be a sperm donor and father hundreds of children that I will never see. In return, I will give a large portion of my family a considerable amount of money when they need it or just for shits and giggles. I will be a motivational speaker for YouTube community posts, much like Kimron Gilbert and others. I will be pretentious. I will be spoiled. But I will also never forget who I am or where I came from.

I may start a family of my own, I may not. We'll just have to wait and see if the woman of my dreams will want me for me or just for what I have. Hence the sperm donor idea.