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  1. Username: welcome2thejam
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  3. Album: RENAISSANCE: A great dance album by a true standout presence. Probably hits better on a night out and not a random Thursday, but we roll the dice we're given
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  5. I’M THAT GIRL: 8 Backup vocals are angelic
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  7. COZY: 8
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  9. ALIEN SUPERSTAR: 8 If this doesn't get you floating up in a beam of light you're listening to it wrong
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  11. CUFF IT: 11 Deserves to be a dance floor classic and the soundtrack to the best nights of your life for years to come
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  13. ENERGY: 8
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  15. BREAK MY SOUL: 10 Forgot til now, but the Big Freedia yaka-yaka-yakas were one of the best song moments of last year. I remember watching the lyric video and rewinding back to the closing Release the Wiggle again and again and having an out of body moment (or maybe that was the flashing lights trying to give me a seizure? Either way, incredible)
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  17. CHURCH GIRL: 8
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  19. PLASTIC OFF THE SOFA: 7
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  21. VIRGO’S GROOVE: 9
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  23. MOVE: 7
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  25. HEATED: 10 Once we hit "yummy yummy yummy make a bummy heated" you know it's about to go off the rails in the best way
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  27. THIQUE: 9 Got my confidence levels peaking
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  29. ALL UP IN YOUR MIND: 7
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  31. AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM: 9 Love the word "goons" more people should use it in songs
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  33. PURE/HONEY: 8 Killer switch-up
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  35. SUMMER RENAISSANCE: 6
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  37. Album: Midnights (3am edition): Terrible middle stretch really sinks this, tbh it's mostly solid otherwise
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  39. Lavender Haze: 9 The drums heading into the chorus sound pretty tight
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  41. Maroon: 5 You better put those shoes back on lest you get eight whole new paragraphs on WikiFeet
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  43. Anti-Hero: 8 You crazy for this one Todd
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  45. Snow on the Beach: 5 Kinda want a fuller folksier sound on this
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  47. You’re On Your Own, Kid: 10 You've worked with Jack for years, what part of Don't Take the Money do you not understand!?
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  49. Midnight Rain: 1 Two seconds in and I can already tell nothing in this song can salvage the bad mood this intro puts me in
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  51. Question…?: 5
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  53. Vigilante Shit: 2 The dreams of Girlboss Tumblr are alive and well
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  55. Bejeweled: 5 Taylor getting HAIM & Laura Dern in her music video was a coordinated effort to specifically get the attention of my brother
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  57. Labyrinth: 2
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  59. Karma: 8
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  61. Sweet Nothing: 8
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  63. Mastermind: 7 Just go full Bleachers next time Taylor. Just go all-out heartland rock
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  65. The Great War: 7
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  67. Bigger Than The Whole Sky: 7
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  69. Paris: 10 She said no "Chainsmokers outsold" comments tonight
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  71. High Infidelity: 7
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  73. Glitch: 2
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  75. Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve: 10 This only strengthens my desire to hear Taylor do her version of some pre-Sleep Well Beast The National type shit
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  77. Dear Reader: 4
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  79. Hits Different: 8 Piracy hits different when you're trying to finish the 2022 Popheads Ultimate rate
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  81. Album: SOS: Consistently great album. I mean, the only sub-7 score got it because it was too short and I wanted more
  82.  
  83. SOS: 8
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  85. Kill Bill: 9 The power to come back after five long years and just immediately jump to double homicide
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  87. Seek & Destroy: 9 Your move, Metallica
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  89. Low: 8
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  91. Love Language: 7 Don't be scared, raise your hand if you paused to search the difference between SZA and chickens
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  93. Blind: 9
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  95. Used: 9 Might have been an 11 contender with a stronger ending after the Don Toliver verse
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  97. Snooze: 8
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  99. Notice Me: 10 Me commenting the most inane garbage to try to get on banners:
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  101. Gone Girl: 10 The power to come back after five years and go "who's up for a song reponse to Hall & Oates"
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  103. Smoking on my Ex Pack: 6 Fun, wish it was longer
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  105. Ghost in the Machine: 10 She knew Taylor was bringing Lana to ult and loaded her own pophead alt girl fave bullet in the chamber
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  107. F2F: 9 Too Furious, but just the right amount of Fast
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  109. Nobody Gets Me: 8
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  111. Conceited: 7
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  113. Special: 7
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  115. Too Late: 10 Idk I'm just a sucker for how they use the acoustic guitar here, and love how she sounds
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  117. Far: 7
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  119. Shirt: 9 Love the bridge
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  121. Open Arms: 8 WTF a lighter just materialized in my hand and now I'm waving it
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  123. I Hate U: 8
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  125. Good Days: 10 Goddamn that's lush. Also between this, Kehlani, and Lizzy McAlpine, maybe Jacob Collier should just quit his own stuff and be a collab guy the rest of his life, cause that's now three 2022 albums where he showed up, did work on my favorite track, and bounced
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  127. Forgiveless: 10 I wasn't here to save Fantasy ft. ODB, so this will have to do
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  129. END
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