TIFU by ignoring some red flags and brining a girl home, who then flooded my bathroom and gave me chlamydia.

Obligatory this didn't happen today, but a few years ago.

Hooked up with a girl in a nightclub. We went back to my place. She was being really weird on the walk over there, but I thought nothing of it because I was really drunk. Only realized she was being weird when I thought about it later.

We get back to my place had sex and I fell asleep. My room mate was woken up by noises form downstairs. He got up, open his door and yelled down the stairs.

RM-room mate. HU - hook up.

RM: Hello?

HU appears at the foot of the stairs with wet hair and wearing only a towel.

HU: Where is everyone?

RM: What do you mean?

HU walks up the stairs, straight past my room mate and into his room, while looking around.

HU: Everyone is gone. Where are they? Where is he?

RM: What are you talking about? Are you looking for OP? I'll show you to his room.

RM walks HU back down the stairs and shows her to my room. She went into my room and that was it. Or so my room mate thought. He went back to bed, but he couldn't sleep, thinking about the encounter. Then he remembered all the loud noises and decided he should check that everything was okay downstairs in the living room.

He goes downstairs. Checks the living room - nothing out of the ordinary. Checks the kitchen - all good. And then he checks the bathroom and what he found was chaos.

The bathroom was flooded with water at least 3 inches high (according to my room mate, he might be exaggerating). The door for our shower was torn off. There was a towel in the toilet and the entire bathroom was littered with all our toiletries. She had also clearly used my room mates razor, although I fail to understand where, because as I remember, she was shaved all over.

Anyway, my room mate freaked out, thinking about water damage, and spent over an hour cleaning and drying up the bathroom at 4 am. Needless to say he's given me some crap about it.

The girl was gone when I woke up the next morning. Haven't seen her since.

Oh yeah, she also gave me chlamydia. Fun times

Tl:dr hooked up with a girl. She acted really strange, flooded my bathroom and gave me chlamydia.

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