Pinkidile

Original Series found here: http://pastebin.com/u/JazzTeeth
Rarimouse and Friends


>Day OHGODTHEHORROR in Equestria
>You had spent the morning chasing after Rainbow Wolf after she stole your favourite pair of sneakers and were on the way back to your house.
>As you hit the centre of Ponyville, you hear it.
>BOING
>SLAM!
>”Oh god…”
>BOING
>”Not her.”
>SLAM!
>”Not now.”
>You run for it, knowing that if you don’t, you could be crushed.
>Or worst…
>As you sprint, you hear her approach faster.
>BOING SLAM!
>BOING SLAM!
>The ground shook under her movements.
>You knew she was closer than you hoped.
>You quickly look back to see her.
>An 8ft. long pink salt water crocodile that leapt through the air like it was nothing.
>And despite your fleeing, she was supposed to be your friend, Pinkidile.
>She spots you and smiles her toothy grin.
>BOING
“NONNY!”
>SLAM!
>Screw it! Plan B.
>You start running in a zig-zag motion, changing direction every few seconds.
“WAIT UP NONNY!!”
>BOING SLAM!
>BOING SLAM!
>You glance back to see her bouncing in the same zig zag motion you were.
>”Clevah gurl…”
>You turn to keep running, only to trip over a stump.
>You tumble, blocking out the pain, your mind only screaming for you to get back up before-
>BOING!! SLAM!!
>Pinkidile lands only a few feet from you.
>You scramble to your feet, hoping to gain distance again.
>Like hell you will.
>Just as you get to your feet, something warm snaps around your head and forces you to the ground.
>Pinkidile’s warm breath envelopes your head as the two of you go into her death spin.
>Round and round the two of you go…
>Suddenly you both stop and the pressure on your head is gone.
>You open your eyes to see Pinkidile giggling as she balances on her tail, kangaroo-style.
“Hehehe, I caught you Nonny.”
>”Y-yeah…you did.”
“You’re it now!”
>Your eyes go wide as you realise what was happening.
>You promised Pinkidile you would play tag with her.
>”Heh heh heh… Yeah, I am.”
>Pinkidile smiles as she gives you a gummy smile.
>”Pinki? Your teeth are…”
“Oh, yeah!”
>Like a scary hydraulic system, Pinkidile’s teeth shoot out of her gums.
“Can’t bite off your arm again, teehee.”
>”T-thanks Pinkidile…”
“I gotta go home, Nonny. I need to feed my pet pony, Cloppy.”
>As she spins on her tail and bounces back into town, you wonder how long you are going to last.
>”At least she doesn’t use her teeth anymore.”
>As you lie in the dirt, you pray your heart slows down.
>Today was a Leaping Lizard day