Nigga Anon

>Day 253 in Equestria.
>Walking to Sugarcube Corner to get some tasty ass pancakes.
>Hear rustiling in the bushes.
>Dear god.
>"Hey Anon, what's up?"
>Thank god, it's just dash.
"Yo mang, what up mah nigga!"
>"Ummm Anon...What's wrong with you?"
"Nigga what's wrong with me? What's wrong with you mang!
>"Ummm Anon..."
"Dats my niggy don't just go throwin dat shat around like it ain't worth shit!
>"Why are you so dark looking?"
>You look down to discover you are one black nigger.
"Well fuck."
>Your jimmies are climbing up the ladder at speeds of the kenyans of which you have become.
>Dash's seem to be clibming as well.
>She is sweating more spaghetti then you have ever seen in your life.
>A bunch of bloods come up and shoot up dash.
>Fucking nigger ponies.

The end