Meaning of Life - Feat. The Internet

In order to understand the meaning of life, you first start with a banana and take a look at it's orange hue. Once you peal away it's scales and work your way through the math test, be sure to show your work for the extra credit. After all you need to ace the test so you can get that extra allowance and finally get enough for that pack of fresh cod from the market. And I'm not talking about the fish, I'm talking about the game Call of Duty. Once you get the game and input the Konami code you can advance through to the next part of level 20 Pillar of Autumn. This is where where Master Chief gets his hand blaster from Samus and take out the blue spy so you can stop stop the bastard from sapping your sentry. The cut scene loads to a scene from Twilight where Bella is a bitch and frilly vampires are just so sparkly. If you take those sparkles and you make them crash at light speed, you'll open a portal to the Twilight Forest, where you must battle the Dragon in The End and claim it's black egg for breakfast. Inside this egg, if you did it all right, you eat it raw will teach you the basics of existence and will make you thank Obama for no apparent reason for several weeks straight.