splitting headache

Splitting Headache, by anonymous

Today just wasn’t Selena’s day. Or their day, she wasn’t exactly sure at the moment. After clearing out a very peculiar dungeon filled with various kobold scavengers she had found the grand prize. A priceless ring that shimmered like the fullest moon. It was perched on a dusty podium just waiting to be taken. Of course with her being blinded by its beauty, Selena didn’t think twice about the damn thing being cursed. Putting it on caused one of the weirdest hexes she had ever experience. The dungeon itself should have given enough warning for the kind of malice it would cause.

Once placed upon her finger the most excruciating pain flowed through her head. But it was over before she knew it and fell to the ground dazed and confused. Her armor busted off in the blink of an eye and under its remains were two busty kobold females. One with light brown scales, adorned with two curved horns and a trail of spikes leading down from head to the tip of her tail. The other dark green with a smoother complexion and no horns or spikes in sight. Both kobolds possessed some mighty breasts and curves to back them up.

The peculiarity of the accursed ring didn’t end there. When Selena came to her feelings were all over the place. It was as if all her senses were doubled, with the most prominent change coming from her eyesight. She sat up and was face to face with another kobold. From the looks of it that other kobold was also in her vision somehow. It didn’t take her long to figure out that she had been transformed into one of those scaled beasts, but that wasn’t her main concern. What was odd was this constant double vision she had.

She raised her right arm, and the other kobold copied the movement. Her first clue came from feeling the air brush against both arms as they raised. Still unsure, Selena tilted her head to the right. This was a big mistake as the conjoined vision had now separated drastically. The cross eyed view produced from both heads tilting to each right was too much. Everything in the drab room was now all over the place and sensory overload kicked in.

Each kobold closed their eyes and clutched their faces. “Ow! My head,” Selena said. Or rather, each kobold said in unison.

She froze. Hearing those two new voices at the same time was spooky. However, at this point the puzzle was finally piecing itself together.

“Are you… copying me?” she asked, only for both bodies to ask at the same time.

“No, I’m not!” they both proclaimed. Her eyes were still closed so she didn’t actually see if the other was being a copy cat. They both sighed in preparation and slowly opened their vision back up. It was somewhat less disorientating this time but the nausea was ever present.

“My name is Selena,” the kobolds said and pointed at one another. “I don’t know who you… are?”

Her vision may have not been clear but her mind now was. The ring somehow split her up into two different kobold bodies. Both controlled by the same mind linked to each other. The brown kobold was wearing the remains of Selena’s greaves while the green one had on her now over-sized helmet and pauldrons.  The ring was still wrapped around the green one’s finger. After noticing it she rushed to take it off with the brown one copying each action. Her hopes were high but alas removing the ring did nothing.

They sighed once again in unison. “Great, of all my luck I get a curse like this. Or is it ‘we’ now? Ugh, this is confusing.”

“And goodness, look at my body! Bodies? Whatever,” they said and examined each of their overbearing bodies. “Hmm, I guess it could be worse. But man do I have curves for days!”

“These breasts are humongous,” Selena said to herself and fondled them carefully. Each pair were sensitive for sure but the double feeling was exhilarating almost beyond belief. A slight moan finally exited each mouth after enough fondling and the surprise echo from them spooked her yet again.

“Now’s not the time to be playing with my...selves,” the kobolds said and eased up together. At this point she finally realized just how chilly it was inside this decrepit pit. Her now cold-blooded bodies did not like it one bit, sending a shiver throughout both. She, they, or whatever comprised the two reptiles needed to get out of this dungeon now. More nauseating feelings flowed throughout as the pair stood up at the same time. Selena finally got a good look at her curvy bodies and noticed just how much shorter she became. Despite gaining such an alien form, she kind of liked how it looked. Or how each body looked for that matter. Each kobold placed their right hand on a hip, their tails swinging back and forth together. Somebody would definitely get a kick out of her lovely curves.

More chills ran their course so she decided to take whatever scraps remained of her tattered clothing. Maybe she could fashion them into something presentable. If she was going to get this situation cleaned up she couldn’t be running around in the nude. Herein lied her next challenge. The two bodies were perfectly in sync at the moment. Whatever action one took the other copied. So how was she going to split up the remains between the two? There wasn’t much time to think it over, action had to be taken. Her first move was to walk forward which resulted in each kobold taking a step. The bobbing between each point of view was jarring but she continued on. Another step was made and the kobolds inched closer together. More steps continued until the two were just an arms length away and standing right on top of the clothing’s remains.

“Now what?” they said, looking down at the purple cloth and metal armor strewn about their feet. The two were so close that their heads bumped into each other. It wasn’t painful but the shock between them created a bizarre feeling. They froze, before lifting their heads up to look at each other one more time. Selena then raised her arms and held hands with each body. More unusual signals rushed throughout her linked brains over the strange sensation. Feeling her own grip doubled was like nothing else. It was so… sensual. Whatever compelled her to do this was unknown, but she knew the experiment had to be done.

“Whoa, what is this feeling?” the kobolds asked each other. “I dunno, but it feels great!”

“I… we… gotta let go,” they said and finally released their grubby little claws from one another. Again, now was not the time for games. Such a simple task like picking up some cloth turned into one of her biggest challenges yet. Selena had to master controlling each body individually if she was going to make it out of here. With all her might she focused real hard on just one body: the brown one. Closing her eyes helped and slowly but surely the brown one knelt down. The green one twitched softly but maintained its posture. Despite being so minuscule, the air brushing against the brown one’s movement while the green one stayed put was sending all the wrong signals.

She powered through the sickness and eventually grabbed a piece of cloth. Using more strength she managed to open only the brown one’s eyes. Everything actually became more manageable now that the other’s eye were closed. The green once winched in discomfort as the brown one held onto the sizable piece of fabric and lifted it up. There was definitely enough material here to fashion some crude loincloths for the two.

Things were about to take a tumble for the split bodies. As the brown one lifted the cloth Selena failed to notice the green one was standing on the rest of the fabric. Before she knew it the brown one had lifted the other off her feet by pulling too much. Her focus was lost as the green kobold’s point of view shifted wildly backward. Instinctively she reached out to grab something, but with both bodies copying each other’s actions it was not the best move. They latched onto each other’s arms and started pulling back. Because they were facing each other this resulted in the two pulling against themselves. With the green one already leaning back it was gravity who decided the victor.

The two dumpy reptiles landed on each other, getting entangled in the tattered remains as they rolled about the floor in confusion. Finally, after struggling with herself and the disorientating views, Selena managed to catch a break and stop flailing about. The two bodies caught their breaths then reevaluated the scene. The brown kobold was now laying down on her back. On top of her was the green one weighing both down. Somehow their hands managed to stay interlocked throughout the ordeal. It didn’t take long for the fiery sensation to start flowing between the two. The savory feelings came back even stronger as their breasts pressed together due to gravity’s helping hand.

A smile etched itself across both of their snouts. “You know… what difference does it make? These are still my bodies, I can do whatever I want with them.”

“You said it, sister,” they both replied passionately. The two caressed each other’s plump forms, starting from the shoulders and slowly making their way down. It was a feeling of pure bliss like no other, and the emotions rocking her mind wanted more. Eventually, their hands reached their nether regions. They could have just a little bit of fun, right? No harm in that. Besides, the dungeon was already cleared of trouble. Nobody would come to bother them.

A shock of realization soared through Selena’s mind right as she began touching herself. “N-No! What am I doing with myself? Ourselves? Just look at me! I’m two… little monsters! Ack!”

The two kobolds sighed and took a break, releasing their grip on one another. As they eased up gravity came back to help this time and gently rolled the green kobold off the other’s chest. Both of them were now staring up at the dusty ceiling side by side. Selena thought to herself for a moment about the absurdity of it all. The real weight of the curse was finally settling in. Her mind was now split up between two short, vile kobold bodies all because of greed. She didn’t know what was worse: controlling two bodies at once or the extremely busty forms each held. Their breasts were heavier than she realized, drooping over to each side from lack of any support.

Some respite reclaimed itself. Looking at the ceiling through both pairs of eyes made Selena realize something. Things would be a whole lot easier now that they were facing the same direction. Any actions the bodies took wouldn’t be contracdicting themselves. She sat the two forms back up and grabbed the cloth with both left hands. Raising it up in the air showed that its length was evenly spaced between them. Perfect. The left green kobold used a sharp claw to cut the fabric down the middle. Even though the brown kobold copied the same action it harmlessly swiped at the air. Things were definitely going a lot easier now that she wasn’t fighting herself anymore.

With a few more precise cuts Selena had enough strips of purple cloth to work with. She evenly spaced them out on the floor then started tying ends together. The two bodies worked in unison and in no time flat she had matching loincloths and chest coverings for themselves. Looking modest was all she cared about at this point so the lack of protection didn’t bother her one bit. Her skin being replaced with scales meant she had increased natural armor anyways.

“Way to go, me… or us? Hmm, I really need to decide on that. Since I keep on using ‘I’ guess I’ll just keep it singular for now,” the kobolds said and adorned the raggedy garments at the same time. The purple coverings barely managed to block sight of her varied genitals but it was better than nothing. Having something cover up her nipples was already enough of a saving grace.

Curious at her look, Selena focused hard and had the green kobold turn its head to the right. The garments were so small in comparison to her portly bodies that she might as well had left them naked. She pushed the thought aside and reset both heads to face forward. With that daunting task out of the way it was now time to get some help. She gathered up the rest of her gear that was of any use and took her leave. Thankfully the current room wasn’t too far off from the exit. Walking with two bodies at once still proved to be a quest of its own. The high hopes she had with her current plan gave enough strength to carry on and seek out help from a close friend.

After a few restless nights and constant walking, Selena finally saw her destination just on the horizon. A newly built wizard tower that stood out among the lush forest. She believed luck to still be on her side. Getting cursed like this in a dungeon so close to her wizard friend was definitely lucky. And the trip itself had been a constant stream of close calls. From outrunning forest creatures that would have proved no threat before her transformation to avoiding others that would have taken advantage of her disjointed forms, there was always something giving her a hard time. Just getting a good night’s sleep was tough. Despite sharing two bodies they weren’t perfectly in sync. One would fall asleep before the other, placing her mind in this weird limbo state where one body was awake and the other wasn’t. Then her dreams were chaotic in nature with two going on at the same time. If a nightmare woke her up in one body the other could have still been dreaming. She wondered if her mind was really split between the two bodies or not. Thinking about it just made her more nauseous.

One tranquil trek later and Selena found herself at the front gate of the wizard tower. Her friend Arthur recently moved in here after finishing up his apprenticeship. The two had been best friends ever since they were children and helped each other growing up. Today was Arthur’s turn to help her out.

The kobolds walked over to a clockwork gadget attached to the side of the gate. A sign read “PULL HERE” next to a fancy lever. It was barely out of reach but with a little hop she grabbed it and pulled. A blue crystal affixed to the top of the device started to pulsate, before finally turning red with a familiar voice speaking through the circular pattern of holes on the front.

“This is Arthur, WizU graduate speaking,” the device said in a grainy voice.

“Arthur, it’s me! Selena! I need some help with a curse,” the two kobolds replied in unison.

“Hey, you don’t need to yell at the blasted thing. I can hear you just fine. What’s this about a curse now? And why do you sound so different?”

The two kobolds sighed. “It’s hard to explain, just come down here and help me out!”

“Alright, alright. I’m coming, hold your horses. Gotta put some clothes on first,” Arthur said and the crystal on the device reverted back to blue. Those last few words put a weird image into Selena’s mind, curious as to what he meant by that.

It took Arthur a hot minute to traverse the multiple flights of stairs down his tower. He was definitely going to install some express portals around the place at some point. The intercom also needed to be checked again after hearing Selena’s garbled voice through the system. Some gnomes probably tinkered with it while he wasn’t looking. Pesky little things.

He opened the tower’s front doors and looked down the path towards the gate. To his surprise, two stocky kobolds were waiting on the other side. They caught a glimpse of him and waved at the same time. Arthur didn’t know what to think and stood there. Did Selena get jumped in the few minutes between their conversation and now?

“Arthur, it’s me!” Selena yelled through both mouths at the perplexed wizard. That just made him more confused. Why were they talking in unison like that?

“Arthur, you baboon, the curse did this to me! Now stop standing around and let me in!” the two kobolds yelled once more.

He slapped his forehead in realization. “Oh, the curse. Right, right… sorry about that!”

Although still unsure about the situation, Arthur rushed over and met the two reptiles at his front entrance. He knelt down and took a good look at the very sleazy looking kobolds. Their immaculate form was a sight to behold, and the very skimpy matching outfits teased him like no other.

“Stop gawking so much, you creep,” Selena said with both bodies. “Now are you gonna help me fix this or what?”

“I-I-I— Uhh… what’s the problem again?” Arthur asked as he stood back up straight.

“These two bodies, that’s the problem.” Selena shook both pairs of arms up and down presenting her busty forms. “I got transformed into two different bodies but they’re both connected somehow with one mind.”

“You’re two different bodies but… still the same mind?” The young wizard scratched the stubble of his soon to be wizard beard.

“Yes, and it feels just as weird as it sounds. All of my senses are doubled, including my vision. You can probably guess what that’s like.”

“And what caused this so called curse of yours?” he asked while beginning to examine the two bodies again.

“This stupid ring.” Selena raised her left hands and pointed at them with her right ones. But the brown kobold was just pointing at a bare hand. She focused hard and had the brown one point at the green one’s hand instead. “I-I mean this ring.”

“Hmm, so you can control them independently. Very interesting,” Arthur said as he shifted his gaze to the brown kobold.

“Yeah, but I gotta focus hard. Haven’t mastered how to do it efficiently yet,” the two kobolds replied. “But that’s beyond the point. Do you think you can put me back together into one body?”

“Well...” Arthur paused for a second. “I’ve never seen a curse like this before but I might have a solution.”

“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” The two kobolds jumped with glee. “You’re the best, Arthur.”

Arthur put his arms out in defense. “Hey, I’m not promising anything yet. I just said I might have something. Let’s go inside.”

The young wizard pulled out a simple wooden wand and tapped the gate’s padlock. It popped open and the two lizards stepped through. Selena instantly felt a change in the air, as if the wizard’s yard was in a completely different environment. The air was slightly calmer and cooler with a magical sting to it. She hoped it was a sign of more good to come.

Both kobolds followed behind as Arthur led them into his tower and up the many flights of stairs. Selena’s two bodies were definitely not in the condition to climb so many steps after spending all those hours constantly walking.

“Why did… you build this tower... so damn high,” the kobolds wheezed as they propped one another up for support.

“It’s not my fault the place is so tall,” Arthur replied. “I didn’t design the wizard tower building code. The testing chamber has to be at the highest point. They say it’s for safety reasons but I believe it has to do with not damaging the ground below. Things like to explode in this line of work and it’s harder to sell land that’s a charred crater.”

A sinking feeling manifested in both of the kobold’s guts. Selena hoped that reverting this curse wouldn’t involve any explosions. These bodies were exploding with enough girth as is.

After countless more steps the trio arrived at the tower’s peak. It was a huge circular room with various wizard items scattered throughout the place. On the north side was a huge shelf containing various crafting ingredients for potions and other concoctions. The west side had a towering bookshelf with loose paper, scrolls, and books crammed so tight it was about to burst. And finally, the east side was covered in tons of clockwork inventions and doodads that only a wizard could come up with. Situated in the middle of the room was an elevated stone platform. A huge blast mark punctuated the stone’s testing grounds which caught Selena’s attention.

“Alright, just step up on the platform and let me work my magic,” Arthur said, before noticing that Selena’s bodies were staring at the explosive residue left on the stones. “Don’t mind the dust, I’m sure that this experiment won’t involve any explosions... I hope.”

The two kobolds sighed and gentled stepped up onto the stage. If this failed horrendously then there was going to be hell to pay, barring the fact that she might not survive such catastrophe. “Alright, I’m ready.”

Arthur turned around with a spell book in one hand and a wand in the other. “Whoops, I forgot to tell you. You’re going to have to remove your clothes, including the ring. Just put it in that jar over there on the table.”

“Now you tell me,” Selena replied and removed what little the two bodies had on. “If I find out this step wasn’t needed and you were just toying around then you better believe I’ll find a way to curse back you like this.”

The ring was the last thing she needed to remove, and the jar was on the other side of the room. Feeling a little audacious she tried moving only the green kobold over to deposit the ring. The eyes on the brown kobold closed and the green one turned to face the table. Very slowly the green one inch its way over to the jar, with the brown one wincing over each intense step. She picked up the jar and dropped in the ring before returning back to the platform. When both bodies were facing the same way she let out a breath of relief, the brown one’s eyes opening back up to signal they were back in sync.

“Is it really that hard to move one independently?” Arthur asked.

“Yeah, I’d like to see you try,” the kobolds said together. Selena caught a few more breaths just to be safe. “So are we ready now?”

“Yep! Now I will warn you, this fusion spell is probably going to sting a bit. Once your two bodies have been merged I’ll try a polymorph spell to revert you back to human. Sound good?”

“I guess so. Do what you gotta do.”

“Okay, here goes nothing.” Arthur began to twirl his wand in the air. “Zingity vole, make these two whole!”

A stream of blue smoke erupted from the wizard’s wand and spiraled around the room. After circling for a few seconds it made its way around the two kobolds, both looking bright-eyed at the mystifying effect. The smoke continued to pour out of Arthur’s wand as he focused on the two bodies. Soon a magnetizing force scrunched the two bodies together before the actual fusion started. It was definitely an odd feeling like he said, but Selena was sure she could make it. She closed her eyes and waited. The two kobolds began merging side by side into one another, with their inner arms fading away into the new combined form. A shifting pattern of scales formed directly on the mid point of the now singular body. Throughout the process Selena felt somewhat at ease but could tell something was up.

A loud pop came from the wand and the spewing smoke turned into a fine white mist circling Selena’s odd form. Now there was definitely something up. Arthur was still focusing magic out his wand but the process had stopped. And Selena still had double vision despite being one body now. Looking down she finally noticed what stage the spell stopped at.

The two kobolds had definitely been merged into one body, but not the kind anyone was expecting. Instead she still had two heads that were attached to one singular body. A body which had two arms, three breasts, and three legs with two accompanying tails. The left side belonged to the green kobold and the right side was brown. It was clear where the middle was with the two scale colors forming a line from top to bottom.

Selena was appalled at first, and then became more and more scared. Being split up into two bodies was weird but at least they still looked normal. This was beyond normal for sure. And the feeling of it all couldn’t have been any more alien. Especially the third boob and third leg. Shifting around she definitely felt there was double of something between her legs that women should only have one of.

“AAAHHH! What is this?!” Selena screeched, surprisingly only through her brown head. “I didn’t ask for this!”

“Eww… eww, eww, eww! I’m a freak of nature!” the green head proclaimed.

“I-I’m sorry, I don’t know what went wrong,” Arthur replied, still struggling to focus on her with the wand in his hand. “Just… please stop yelling. It’s hard to concentrate. I’m trying to fix this!”

“Either split me or merge me, but stop wasting our time!” the two heads said together.

“Hnng, alright. Here it comes...” Arthur inhaled and focused hard on the form before him. “Tri-tro-tress, clean up this mess!”

A new burst of smoke erupted from the wand. This time red and in one gigantic puff. It surrounded Selena’s strange form in an instant but was very unpleasant. A sharp pain jolted through her body and she let out a tiny yelp before everything went to black. There wasn’t much time to react but as fast as it knocked her out she quickly came back to her senses.

Selena opened her eyes and found herself looking up at the ceiling once again. She sat up and saw Arthur giving her a flimsy smile. Everything was a lot clearer now, and it didn’t take long for her to figure out that the spell actually worked. What once was two different bodies was now whole again. Although said body was still a very busty kobold, but this time with a distinct scale pattern cutting down her middle. She felt all around her body and found everything to be of the correct amount. One head, two arms, two breasts, and two legs. Just how things should be.

“Wow, it worked! Woohoo!” Selena jumped for joy as Arthur relaxed in a rocking chair behind him. “Thank you so much, Arthur. I knew you could do it!”

“Yeah… thanks,” Arthur replied. That spell definitely took a toll on his body, but he was glad it still worked. “Alright, Selena. It’s going to be a bit before I have the energy to cast the next spell. You don’t mind waiting do you?”

“Not at all. You do what you gotta do,” Selena said with a smile and laid back down in the middle of the platform. Things were looking great for the little kobold now that she was whole again. All that had to be done now was to make her human.

Or so she thought. As Selena rested on the stony platform with her singular form something odd pulsated throughout. It started as a slight rumbling only to increase with intensity over a few seconds. Soon her entire body was vibrating, and it was not a good feeling.

“Uhh, Arthur. Is this supposed to happen?” she asked after sitting back up. Just then her tail split in two like it was earlier. The sudden growth made Selena freeze in terror once again.

“Oh no,” Arthur said under his breath. The spell he had cast wasn’t holding. Things were about to get ugly.

Before Selena had a chance to stand her body comically popped up from its place, transforming back into the two headed beast with multiple limbs. She screamed through both heads this time and flailed her arms in disgust. Arthur, still drained of energy, attempted to get out of his seat and recast the spell. But when he stood up his body was met with a blast of energy from the platform, knocking him down back onto the chair. Said blast came from Selena’s form and when Arthur came to his senses he saw the original two kobold bodies standing in her place.

“Damn it… Why didn’t the spell hold?” Arthur asked himself and slumped over in the chair. That curse must be pretty strong if it was able to revert Selena back like that. It was all very demoralizing for the young wizard.

Selena examined her familiar forms through both points of view. Then let out a sigh through both mouths. She had her doubts something like this would happen. Now she was unsure what to do next if somebody like Arthur couldn’t fix her.

“I’m sorry I couldn’t help, Selena,” Arthur said as he placed his hands on the sides of his head. A sniffle came from the gloomy wizard.

“Aww, it’s okay, Arthur. You gave it your all,” Selena said through the green kobold and began moving each body over to him.

“Yeah. Don’t beat yourself up just because you couldn’t fix me now,” said the brown kobold. The two reptiles were now on each side of Arthur, giving him a shared hug with their naked forms. Maybe a little comfort would help her poor friend.

Arthur embraced the scaly hug from each body for a moment. It was pure bliss feeling them gently cuddle his strained figure. They were right. It wasn’t his fault the curse was this powerful, but with more time and study he was sure it could be defeated. A few days examining the ring would probably do the trick.

After getting lost in his mind for a second he realized just how close the two kobolds were. They were doing more than just hugging him at this point, and the sensual smile on both of their faces backed up Selena’s intent.

“Uhh, Selena…” Arthur said to her clingy forms.

“Mmmmh, yes?” Selena asked with the brown one before finally catching the hint. She released her grips on the poor wizard and stepped back. “I am SO sorry! I don’t know what overcame me.”

Arthur then noticed something. Selena was acting like she had way more control over each body. Not only were they hugging him differently just now, she had also spoken through each body independently from one another. Did something from the spell improve her mind, or was she now two different beings?

“Selena, are you okay? Okay as in still one mind controlling two bodies?” the wizard asked.

“What? Yeah, I’m fine, and still controlling both somehow,” the two kobolds replied in perfect unison. “Wait… am I fine? I just did something completely different with each body, didn’t I?”

“Yep,” Arthur said with a slight nod.

“That was weird. I’m so sorry for getting to close to you but it all felt so natural. But now that I’m thinking about it both forms are copying each other again. Argh, I wish this wasn’t so awkward!” Both of Selena’s bodies stomped the ground with the exact same beat. There was definitely only one mind in control.

“Well now that I’m almost completely exhausted, it’s going to take some time before I can make another attempt at fixing you.” Arthur got up from his chair and stretched his back. “Do you think you can still handle being like this?”

“Absolutely! And to be honest, it’s not the kobold form that bothers me. It’s piloting two bodies at once that’s the annoying part.” Selena examined each frame over making sure everything was still in correct order. “Which reminds me. Do you think you could get some better clothes for me?”

“Oh, yeah. I think I have some spare robes you could have. Gimmie one second,” Arthur said and hobbled his way over to a large wardrobe near the bookshelf. He opened it up and pulled out two similar wizard robes. One blue and one red. “This should do. Now which one wants which?”

“I’ll take the blue one!” both kobolds said. “Err, I mean, I’ll take the red one! No, wait...”

Selena focused hard, thinking back to a minute ago when she was talking out of each head independently. The brown kobold finally spoke up alone. “I’ll take the red one.”

“And I’ll take the blue one,” said the green kobold. It was weird to force those words out of each mouth but she could feel it was getting easier.

“Alright, just hold these and stand still. I’ll adjust their size to match your bodies,” Arthur said and handed over each robe.

“You sure this is a good idea?” Selena asked with both bodies. “I thought you were all tuckered out.”

“Trust me, this is one of the simplest spells out there. I use it all the time when my clothes shrink in the wash.” Arthur pulled out his magic wand again and spun it in the air. “Zingle zown, shrink these clothes down!”

This time two sparks of yellow light shot out from the wand and struck each robe. The cloth started to vibrate fiercely before warping in size. In just under a few seconds the two garments had shrunken down to a size fit for Selena’s busty bodies. She put them on and they felt absolutely perfect. It was hard to hide the exaggerated features of each kobold but at least now they were completely covered up. No more risk of public indecency for her.

“Wow, these are great! Thanks again, Arthur,” said the green kobold.

“Yeah, I don’t know what I can do now to repay you,” replied the brown one. “It’s not like these bodies are fit for plundering dungeons.”

Arthur at this point had made his way over to the jar containing the cursed ring. He held it up high and observed it’s glimmer in the sunlight. “Oh I’m sure there’s something you could plunder with bodies like that.”

“WHAT WAS THAT?” the two kobolds screeched at the deviant wizard. He almost dropped the jar in response to their echoing roar. The acoustics in this room must be more efficient than he thought.