THE RISE AND FALL OF NOIN SEPTEMBER III

Caesar joined the chat.
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ruki's dead body probably left the chat.
JuliBruhh. Noin bruh Did u bring me food
Tyki joined the chat.
NoinYessssss
Kou MukamiUgh, gross. The scent is horrid... ahh. Two purebloods! That certainly explains it~.
Sakamaki Shuexcuse
Kou MukamiBut there's a friend here too... or, well. That guy he yelled at the other day. "Heeey, Duck Butt-saaaan~ still rockin' that cut I see? Hmhm~."
Kou Mukamiyou heard me~
tsukiyamaSmells like vampires, bruh.
tsukiyamaeatin sum good bbq 2nite
Noinvampires vs ghouls?
Reijilets not
Sakamaki Shu(ayato voice) ghouls are superior
Julismells like piss
SasukeOh, it's that annoyance again. He just closes his eyes, a sigh of irritation escaping his lips.
Kou Mukamiburn all ghouls, burn everyone, here's some lighter fluid, i'll burn the whole pla
ruki's dead body probably joined the chat.
Julidemons r bes
JuliT
Sasukedid someone say Burn
Kou Mukamilet's burn something
MonobearNO?!??!?!
Sasukei'm down
Kou Mukamiyou can't tell me what to do bearshit
JuliLets burn tsukipiss
Monobearokay the trial room is on fire. case close.d you all lost
Sakamaki Shustop this fire
Kou Mukamisee I knew we would be friends
NoinNO
Kou MukamiYES!!!!!
Sakamaki Shui swear to fucking god
NoinTHATS SO LAME
Sasukemaybe you aren't that annoying. amazing.
Kanda joined the chat.
Kaneki joined the chat.
Kou Mukamii'm gonna take that compliment
Caesar please don't burn the kitchen good things happen there..........
Nointfw u dont bring the muse that burns shit
Ruicease
Juliwhere's the aod arsenist
Ruidead
NoinNO
Sakamaki Shucan we please stop with the goddamn fire
Noinhes sleeping
Sakamaki Shuwith ayato
Kou Mukamime i will burn everything i threatened to burn myself and my lover to prove her love
Noinyes
Kou Mukamithere's nothing wrong with that ok
Sakamaki ShuNO BURNING
Alba joined the chat.
Sasukeall the burning
Ruihe is burning
Kou Mukamifree him
Sakamaki ShuNO ONE IS BURNING
Kou Mukamimemetown usa
Sasukehim free
Noinare we not all burning in hell in the end
Ruino just you
Noinum excuse me tongue man.
Ruiyou're excused
Noinkisses @ alba who told u to come
NoinHISSES
NoinHISS
NoinHISSES
NoinIM GUFCK
Ai MikazeBears don't hiss.
tsukiyamakisses..
NoinHISS
Yamaguchi TadashiThe trial hasn't even started and I can already tell this will be a disaster
Albapunches noin
Albascuse u
Konohatfw bel isn't here to be congratulated
KandaTch. This is a waste of time.
BankeEP HIM AWAY
Kou Mukamiwhere is my despair wife nonon kardashian she would help me burn
Noinits....... ban......... child killer
Noinhe did it
Banyeah
Bani did
JuliChild killer
Sasukedo you mean my sister nonon uchiha
Noincase closed
Konohawow short trial
Kou Mukamiyes that too
JuliI need to fuckibg kill ban
Ban(:
Kou Mukamimight i suggest burning him
Sasukelets burn him
Bani suggest fucking off buddy
NoinBURN THE WITCH
JuliBites him... Die...
Kou Mukamiburn him burn everyone burn aod down to the ground
Sakamaki Shuno burning
Reijiburn
Shuu joined the chat.
Sakamaki ShuNO BURNING
ReijiTWO SHU
Sakamaki Shui'm the original shu
ReijiTOO MANY SHU
Kou Mukamia pair of shus
Kou Mukamiwahaha
Reijificl
Shuufave
Sakamaki Shuhello shuu i'm shu
Shuuok but im the cooler shuu?
Sakamaki Shuno?
JuliShoo u shuu
tsukiyamauh excuse you guys but i am also shuu
Reijiall shus must die
Sakamaki Shui'm the vampire king?
JuliShoo
Sakamaki ShuNO?
ReijiTOO MANY FUCKING SHUS
JulisHOO
Shuuyou're shuu, im shuu, he's shuu, are there any more shuus i should know about
Sakamaki Shushuu shuu and shu
Monobear has locked the chat.
Monobear"Alright, you bastards. You know the drill, and I'm a beary busy bear tonight, so get with it and don't dillydally. I mean it!"
Noin"Why are we investigating this? Girl's a fuckin' cockroach."
Monobear has unlocked the chat.
JuliLeans over toward Noin. Food, bruh?
Izaya"As are you."
Rui"Kah, shut your trap, you fucking midget."
Albasighs into hands
NoinYeah man I got the goods.
Kou Mukami"Well if she's dead she's hardly any use to me~."
NoinChocolate bar.
dave joined the chat.
Kanda"Don't you think we are busy too? I was doing something."
JuliHi Alba. You're no hero.
Alba"Let's just get this over with."
Albabye juli fuckdino
Noin"Ew."
Reiji"May we please get on with the trial in session?"
Yamaguchi Tadashi"I guess we should start with the first fact? Maybe?"
ShuuHe's quietly observing.
Sakamaki ShuMe bro.
Alba"Yeah."
dave"hey guys do you know where my dorm i--" looks around. "oh what the fuck is this"
ReijiGood-for-nothing...
JuliSnatches Noins food.
Nonon joined the chat.
Reiji has locked the chat.
tsukiyamaScoots to Kaneki. Hey buddy.
Kou Mukamieyezooms AT PINK-CHAN
SasukeMy pride and joy Nonon Uchiha.
NononHere I am beautiful and young.
Kou Mukami~~~
NoinReading the file. He's going to help you losers.
KanekiHey pal.
NoinHow else are we going to win.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"It seems our victim was overpowered, right? So uhm... 'Weak' and small people should be out..."
IzayaGlances to Dave. not u again. "A trial." Looks back to the middle of the room.
Noin"Yep."
NononStares dead in the eye at Kou...
Sakamaki ShuCame here god knows why and didn't expect to find Reiji. Nice. Actually not nice at all but he's chill.
JuliLook over your files I have your food.
Caesar It's been a while since he was at a trial... "Perché..." He certainly didn't miss having to deal with all you weird people at once.
Alba"Well.. Ruki herself was pretty weak."
Alba"She's just a kid."
dave"ah, yes, those. i forgot all about those because i was too busy kissing one of my MODEL GIRLFRIENDS. i have 12. theyre models"
Reiji"Hence, "overpowering" is moot point."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"I guess that is a point..."
Noin"She was sooooo weak! Powerless even as the demon lord."
Kou Mukami"Pink-chan~" He muses quietly with a grin.
Juli"What a way for a friend to talk" to alba
Shuu"Then, as the other said, weak and small should be pulled out of the drawing, should they not?"
Noin"Yeeeeep."
Shuu"But ... looks can be deceiving. Ho ho ho."
Noin"How tall was she again? About... 129 cm."
Albaglances over to juli. sighs. he's not gonna deal with his shit today.
Noin"Very small. Like a cockroach."
dave"yes, looks can be deceiving, for example, shuu is actually santa claus.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Even still, yeah." Standing at almost 6 ft and being an athlete, had he not arrived after the murder, he would have been a suspect
Shuu"If she were a cockroach, she wouldn't have died that easily."
JuliSmiles at alba.
tsukiyamaSips some coffee. Where'd he get that. Who knows.
JuliCan I have some pissiyama.
JuliPlease
tsukiyamaFuck off little shit.
NononShe hates that name she's just going to smile at him.
Reiji"The suspect pool remains broadened. Let's move on."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"I think her hair too could be an indicator? Like... Maybe some of it fell onto the culprit?" It's a long shot, but...
Kou MukamiGross. Did that please her? Probably not. Even better.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"The file did say some of it was on the floor..."
davethis looks more fun than eating by himself so he's gonna stick around. "yes. no diving in the suspect pool or i will have you thrown out of this joint"
Noin"Those are some pretty big scissors, huh?"
Ai Mikaze"It might have been swept off of the culprit by now."
NononWhat the fuck.
Izaya"I highly doubt a culprit wears the same pair of clothes everyday."
dave"no running either."
Shuu"Perhaps, but there's no way of telling why it would be important. A red herring."
ReijiSighs.
ReijiWhy is he here again? Why is /Shu/ here?
Kou MukamiUgh god why was he here again?? Right. That whole "nothing to do" thing.
Sakamaki ShuWow?
Shuu"The scissors are much more important. Hm?" He smiles.
Kou Mukami--EXCUSE me pureblood that's MY independent thought
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Disregarding it straight away though... But, nevermind, I guess scissors now?"
Noin"They're huge..."
Rui"What kinda sick fuck stabs a little girl with scissors?
Noin"And bloody." Smiles.
Sakamaki ShuWe all could be hanging out drinking some blood but nah.
IzayaLaughs.
Ai Mikaze"It wasn't what killed her, however."
Alba"I can think of a few people..."
IzayaHe's taken a little girl's head and previously stalked one down and choked her. Does that count?
dave"counterpoint, izaya, if that is your fake name. have you ever seen spongebob squarepants? he opens his fucking underwater closet every morning and you know what he has? squarepants. the same brand and color and tie and everything, man, so perhaps we are dealing with an aquatic sponge here."
NononWhat about queen-sama, Nonon-sama? That fits her better.
RuiWhat the fuck.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"A... What's the word? Catalyst to the death process?"
Noin"Watch it, hero."
Kou MukamiGang blood bang? Nah, he doesn't like sharing--
Albaignores noin completely
Caesar "... Sponge...bob...." A sponge? With pants? Gesú Cristo.
IzayaLazily eyes Dave again. "You're still talking without much sense, I see. Shame. I thought by now you'd get that under control with maybe some medication."
JuliMakes a face at Alba.
Kanda"Really?" Sighs in disappointment.
Shuu"My question is how did the murderer miss every single vital organ...? Messy, lazy. Ho ho ho."
Noin"Why would a strong person stab her? Just break her neck already."
Noin"Nice and clean."
Alba"Torture?"
RuiFlips Noin off. You're annoyin
JuliWho was it again to stripped off Ruki's clothes? /Hero-san?/
dave"yeah. speaking of medication izaya orihara didn't you kill like eight people once"
NoinChews on candy bar. Yes. Nice and clean.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"The fact the murderer left it behind would suggest they weren't very good at this whole murder thing."
ReijiOh boy! Headache already!
NononBooooooring as always.
Shuu"How dull!"
Izaya"Are you keeping track?"
ReijiRubs his temples... everyone's... all over. He wants to leave.
Noin"Or maybe they're showing off, you know?"
Alba"Not entirely. It could just be there to lead us off."
daveA spoon full of poo blood from butt will help, Reiji.
JuliEntertaining himself by making faces at Alba. It's fun when you have Dino teeth.
Shuu"Since it wasn't what killed her, however, I don't think it was left behind as a trophy. Perhaps to throw people off, yes, but not to show off."
JuliActual 12 year old.
Noin"A smart murderer wouldn't leave dirty scissors behind."
Caesar Mmm. Izaya killing someone certainly wouldn't be a shocker... but jumping to conclusions? He merely grimaces at mention of the prospect in general.
Rui"Then they were fucking stupid."
Noin"Exactly~"
Kou Mukami"But everyone here is stupid! What difference does it make~."
MonobearfuCK OFF DAVE
Kou MukamiExcept him, of course.
Alba"If it wasn't what killed her then it wouldn't really matter."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"I never said... No one knows if... Nevermind..." The murderer may not be that bright, is what he's trying to say
Tharja"Joy, that narrows it down, there's no shortage of stupid in this place."
Kou MukamiWho are you dark cyncical-chan, he's smirking at you now~~~
dave"yes there is a psychopath leaderboard and you are currently winning, izaya, so i can't hear you from my current location at the bottom of the aforementioned leaderboard."
NononMy fist will meet your ass Kou and not in THAT kind of way.
NoinHums.
Alba"Let's just move on. We're not getting anywhere with trying to gauge the culprit's intelligence."
Izaya"I'm honored, really."
Tharjadark cynical chan...
Kou Mukamiwhy do you care pink-chan lol
Kou Mukamiyes hello what is your name and what do you taste like
Noin"Hero's right!" mocking mocking ww
IzayaGlances to Alba. "Continuing to move on so quickly isn't going to get you anywhere."
TharjaNo and No
Kou MukamiEpic Fail
Yamaguchi Tadashi"The string... Wire... Thing and they way she was left after the deed?"
Shuu"I agree with Mr. Izaya."
Nononhoney : )
RohanSnaps back to reality oop there goes gravity etc etc etc. Looks up. Is anything going on.
Kou Mukamithis isn't over
Kou Mukamisweetie
Sasukeum sweety (:
Noin"I think the scissors are preeeetty important, and intelligence is too--"
Banim 10000% sure it was alba
Noinban is speaking my language.
Banget away from me
Albalooks over at Izaya. "Sitting around talking about things that don't totally matter won't get us anywhere either."
Albahe's antsy
dave"yeah, izaya."
JuliAlba stripped Ruki once. It was Alba
dave"back to my spongebob point."
Kanda"..."
Izaya"You're only looking over the first details you see. There are greater points that you're not thinking into."
Banspongeboob
Rohan"Have we talked about strength?" Leans his head on his hand and sighs.
Izaya"For example, none of you have made the assumption that our murderer might be into stabbing people."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"We've gotten no where..." If Tsukki was here, they'd probably have figured this out already...
Caesar "A moot point," He answers his roommate, "The victim is a child and was certainly overpowered."
Ban"Aren't you into stabbing people."
Izaya"Why kill someone easily when you can torture them, no?"
Juli"Yuusha-San seems anxious. Heeh...~"
IzayaGlances to Ban.
Izaya"Am I?"
Ban(:
dave"yes"
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Perhaps a... Kink?"
Shuu"Ho ho ho." Izaya is speaking the truth.
Albagroans
JuliBanzaya 2k14
Kou MukamiThis Izaya seems interesting.... but too much killing, he wasn't really into that. Wastes the blood, really.
BanNO
Sakamaki ShuNo idea what is happening. Why is he even here. This is too noisy for him.
Noin"You know what I think?"
Tharja"No one wants to."
Rui"Maybe they hated her or something."
Tyki"If she was short then stabbing her once would have been enough, right?"
Shuu"No, Rui, I don't think that is the case."
RohanLooks at Caesar. Bitch. "Are you sure. There are certain people here who hold greater strength than normal. Why would such a fight be put up if it was just one girl?"
Kou MukamiCynical-chan...~
Tharjaeat a donkey's ass
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Not if you purposely aim away from the organs."
RuiEyes Shuu. Bitch?
Ban"no one listen to rohan he's a bully..."
Ban"rohan did it"
Albalooks over at Shuu "And why not? It's a good enough reason."
RohanLooks up. Jesus?
Izaya"You're still not getting it!"
dave"ho ho ho is right, santa. i have another plan, yeah? alright, alright, so -- santa claus checks his naughty or nice list, right? and murdering a dude probably qualifies for the naughty list, so we crosscheck the naughty list with people in this room and that will narrow down this metaphorical suspect pool quite a bit."
Shuu"Because we are forgetting the last evidence... Of course. Ho ho ho."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"..."
Yamaguchi TadashiDave no
Shuu"Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
Juli"So Culprit-san wanted to torture them?"
Tharjastares at.. dave...
Caesar He's not trying to fight but is slowly regretting helping you out at the dance you ungrateful-- "....Perhaps. Do we know anything about her in that regard?"
Izaya"Maybe, maybe not." Shrugs.
Noin"Seems like it."
ShuuHe's completely ignoring Dave. You're on his shit list now, buddy. Prepare to eat a scalpel later.
IzayaShifts his gaze to Noin a moment.
Yamaguchi TadashiDave u done hecked up son
NoinWhat're you lookin' at, buttface.
Rui"Hell if I know."
JuliDon't look at my bruh. Ill bite you again.
daveonly if it is doused in a rich italian dressing, shuu claus.
Caesar italian dressing.............
Yamaguchi Tadashi"So... Torture or just plan sloppiness?"
Shuu"Torture."
Noin"Probably the latter."
Rui"Tch." Very angry lizard. Very.
Tharja"Sloppy torture...? Hee..."
Tyki"Why not torture?"
Izaya"Something along the lines of instability and a craze."
RohanIs trying to fight. Fight me, Caesar. "And that, we'll find out." Looks to the crowd again. Hey. "Excuse me. Does anyone know if Ruki held any... special strength, or anything of the sort. Anything at all?"
Yamaguchi TadashiTwo different answers... The poor boy might just end up with a headache
Kou Mukami"Are you into that sort of thing~?" Come to me Cynical-chan~~~
Noin"If it was torture, there would be... more wounds, no?"
Shuu"I believe it was torture. I believe I have misjudged the murderer, at first glance, taking everything into account."
Reiji"Torture does not belie solely in physical trauma."
Noin"Why would a torturer strangle the victim after so little?"
Tharja...Hisses at Kou. "Stop."
Noin"....hmmm?"
ReijiRubs his temples. "Psychological torture exists as well."
Sakamaki ShuYou know it best don't you Reiji.
Shuu"Mr. Reiji answered it for me."
IzayaLaughs.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"You can cause a person to faint with temporary asphyxiation... Maybe to keep the 'game' going?"
Noin"On a little girl? Fucking please."
ReijiSHUT UP
Kou MukamiFeisty! Hmhm~ even better. "It was a simple question for a pretty face.... how cruel~."
Sakamaki Shu:^)
Shuu"How naive, Noin."
Rui"That's just as bad, isn't it? Dumbass."
Caesar "Psychological torture is just as likely in a place like this. Should certainly not be ruled out."
Noin"Pffffffttt."
Tharja"You don't know how 'cruel' I can be." Looks back to the trial ignores this weirdo.
NononShe's just going to drink tea, where did it come from? where did you go cotton eyed-joe, and maybe add 20 sugar cubes to her little cup. Ah, yes what a beautiful evening.
RohanWas ignored... ok. This is fine. Slumps forward a bit and frowns. Deeply. "Reiji is right." And Caesar isn't bye.
Tyki"Whats the point of tying someone up like that if you're not trying to torture them?"
Reiji.... wants tea...
Caesar i will throw you back to laito rohan
dave"ah-hah. that brings me to my next point. mr krabs is seen to exemplify a host of sociopathic tendencies, such as his exploitation of jellyfish in order to create delicious jelly condiments for the copyrighted krabby patty, no? and plankton is too cowardly to truly kill a man, otherwise he would have popped eugene's red ass years ago, maybe even in season one, and mr. krabs is only seen either in his business apparel or his gucci pjs, and he is also the only known member of bikini bottom capable of killing without remorse, which must mean it is him and only him. case closed. goodnight titty typhoon"
Shuu"No, the tying up was different, of course."
Nononi can throw some at your face reiji
RuiJesus fucking christ.
Shuu"For a different reason, I mean."
Kou Mukaminonon don't talk to the pureblood he's gross
Reijithank u... i'll treat u to some special tea later ; )
AlbaLooks over at Shuu, confused "What do you mean?"
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Maybe we should move onto the last point?"
Kaneki left the chat.
Kou Mukami!!!! NO THAT'S MY PROJECT
Reiji... specialty... special tea...
Kou MukamiREIJI GET OUT!!!!!
NoinYawns.
NononWHAT...
KonohaBlinks. What is a Bikini Bottom.
Shuu"The victim was an offering."
TharjaWho the hell is Mr. Krabs...
Tyki"Its a waste of rope just to tie them up for no reason."
tsukiyamaIs alone..
NoinTakes out candy bar. It's that time again.
Shuu"It's a crucifixion."
Rui"An offering? Are you kidding? To what, a fucking cult?"
NononAggresssively drinks tea at the speed of light.
Yamaguchi Tadashi"The writing said 'both'...Perhaps 2 people, or the victim and the murderer?"
Shuu"Are you forgetting the entire message left on the wall? Ho ho ho."
Bansmacks candy bar out of noins hand
NoinOooooooh's and aaaaahhhhh's.
NoinNO
NoinBITCH?
BannoT IN MY HOUSE
JuliGive me half of that candy noin.
dave"i take a drag of my cigar before making a misogynistic remark to a passing 'dame', for i am now a private eye after i solved that case minutes ago."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Iwamine-sensei, we're getting to that."
IzayaGlances over the 'writing'.
NoinTEARS UP A LITTLE.....
Izaya"Right, right."
NononEyezooms at the candy...
JuliBan is a candy murderer...
Izaya"This is similar to a recent trial."
Bansteps on the candy bar
Tykishuu dont start with me I will drop kick your ass
KonohaJust stares at Dave. Literally wtf.
Shuu"I was speaking to Rui, Yamaguchi."
Banbye bitch (:
NononGasps.
IzayaWaves a hand at Noin and Juli.
Kou Mukamicandy?? ??? ??
Shuuyou know what do it thats my kink tyki
Izaya"They're more or less likely involved somehow."
Nononwhere candy
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Sorry, Sensei..."
JuliMakes a face at Izaya. Bitch.
NoinGrits teeth at Izaya.
NoinBitch.
IzayaSmiles back.
Tykium no thanks shuu slow down
Yamaguchi Tadashi"Uhm... Does that mean we should... Uhm..."
Shuubut tyki-san ):
Izaya"Demonology is your forte and this sounds sort of akin to that of your praise to your 'master' last time."
JuliBitch ill bite you.
Alba.... looks at Izaya thoughtfully
Noin"What makes you say that?"
Tykiwe are just friends atm chill
RuiSwivels eyes at Noin.
Caesar This is such a mess.... chinhands. Tries not to sigh too loudly. Fails.
Izaya"Of course it says 'we both' and seeing as you two were tied together with the situation last time, it's only plausible you'd do it again."
Noin"Hmmmm~ nah."
Noin"No."
RohanLooks at Izaya and nods.
dave"today, some starry-eyed dame offered me a case. this exposition is followed by classy ratpack-esque smooth jazz as i continue. she said something about homosexuals in a courtroom, asked me to deduce which ones would take a free trip to brokeback mountain and such, and i have finally reached my conclusion. its all of you. you are all gay."
NononPuts half of a chocolate bar in her tea nom nom nom...
Izaya"Let's not forget the nine. One of your names was 'SEVEN', I can only imagine the other has a 'NINE'."
Juli"You think we'd be stupid enough to make it that obvious?"
Izaya"Yes!"
Noin"Seriously."
Kou Mukamiplease share with me pink-chan
Shuu"Perhaps, yes."
Noin"We were framed."
Kou Mukami"Stupid? Totally~."
Shuu"Likely story, ho ho ho."
Yamaguchi Tadashi"... But what is the significance of the number?" He genuinely intrigued by the single number
Shuu"A name, as Mr. Izaya said."
Rui"You don't seem to like the kid very much." Narrows eyes.
Nonon"Kou?"
Tyki"No good murderer would leave their name at the crime scene that's just pointless."
Noin"We don't fit the physical description, do we?"
Alba".... You both hated her."
Rohan"Perhaps the goal was to make it... so obvious that it couldn't be you, right?" Grins.
Yogi has unlocked the chat.
Yogi has locked the chat.
Shuu"If it's an offering, then wouldn't you like to take credit for it?"
JuliBruh were like 12
Noin"Yeah, she was a fucking cockroach, but I wouldn't kill her."
Kou Mukami"Pink-chan~?"
RuiYeah and Noin stole a dick once your point is.
Shuu"To receive the blessings of the Lord... Ho ho ho. Or whatever it is you humans do."
Ban"Why not?"
Albastares Noin down
Noin"Cause her dad would kill me!"
Alba"Her dad isn't here."
Juli"One of Rchimedes-samas offspring."
TharjaRaises her hand. "Excuse me. I'd like to offer a proposal we try and re-enact the scene and string up this Blond Loquacious one until his tongue chokes out of his throat." Glances at Dave.
Ban"Yeah bitch"
dave"santa claus, you may be a benevolent bearded man, but you are a human too."
YogiHas not been paying attention for the past who knows how long but? Time to try maybe.
Tyki"They could be offering it that nine person, it might not be them."
Noinyeah.... what juli said........
Rui"Sounds like a load of shit." Cracks knuckles.
Nonon"Would you like to have the honor or share some tea with me while this losers try to solve an insignificant murder?"
Izaya"Nine can mean quite a few things. For starters, it could be an upside down six. It is also the ninth month of the year. More importantly, the number itself means a creation of loyalty."
ShuuHe glances at Tharja. Sounds nice. Let's do it.
JuliLooks at Alba. Can you deny she's the current demon lord.
Kou Mukami"Hmhm~ do you have any more of that candy?"
TharjaAh yes the parrot doctor's on board.
Shuu"And, Dave, I am neither bearded nor am I human. As I said when we started this trial, looks can be deceiving."
NoinHums.
Izaya*SEPTEMBER IS ALSO THE 9TH MONTH OF THE YEAR GOD IM SO SORRY I AM out of it
Kou MukamiTorture?? Only if he gets to drink up the blood. Even a guy would satisfy at this point.
Noin"Oh."
Ban"Septemberrrrrrrrrr~"
Noin"So you think it's because my last name is September? That's so cheap!"
Alba"... Noin September." completely ignores juli
Nonon"Maybe...if you reject my invitation I'll make your face burn by the way."
Shuu"Why would it not be?"
NoinStarts laughing! Holy shit you're hilarious.
Izaya"No, I think you have something to with it because you're not quite intelligent."
Tyki"The nine means nothing."
Shuu"Why would you not wish to take credit for your deeds?"
dave"exactly, you are attempting to deceive the court room with this new look of yours, but you're not tricking me, santa. why did you kiss my mom you ruined my marriage ive been looking for answers since i was three and ive finally tracked you down you son of a bitch"
YogiGlances at Alba. Huh.
Izaya"You're childish. A childish trait is to stab your victim over and over."
Juli"Obviously we're not real hard to frame."
YogiThen looks over at Dave. Who and why.
Kou MukamiCalling the shots? Well that simply won't do. "I would like to see you try~. You couldn't bear to ruin this face of mine."
dave"my parents marriage, even."
Shuu"Tyki, why do you say that~~?"
Noin"Let me put into you mind why I can't kill that stupid brat."
Juli"Especially if you've already observed this much."
Noin"As much as I want to!"
Izaya"Mm? Did you say something?"
NononSips tea. "It would be a waste but it can't be helped."
Izaya"I wasn't paying attention."
Shuu"It looks like a signature, Tyki~ Ho ho ho. Why would it not be important?"
Alba"If your line of reasoning is that the Second would kill you, that's a moot point."
Alba"He isn't here. He CAN'T get here."
dave"haha moot"
Tyki"Its like I said stupid, what kind of killer would just leave their name? If you want to avoid getting found out you don't leave a signature."
Noin"He can. He can get anywhere."
Noin"I myself know this point well."
RohanSighs. Chews on some gum (that he probably stole from Caesar). Lookin' at his nails too he wants to go home.
IzayaLooks to Tyki.
Tharja"It does seem a little too boringly obvious to be genuine..." Shrugs.
Noin"I controlled him!"
Izaya"The idea is to cause a frame point."
Tyki"And from what I've heard you don't want to get caught for murder here."
Alba"If he could, he should've gotten here by now."
Izaya"What idiot would put their name? A smart one."
Caesar that was for joseph you asshole
Shuu"But, this is no normal trial ... It's a crucifixion."
dave"thats one of those words that doesnt sound real, y'know? and its being used in a courtroom setting. it sounds like something sold to children that is advertised as smelling good so they eat it and fucking die. moot"
Caesar don't take jojo's presents
Yamaguchi Tadashi left the chat.
RohanToo late. (:
Caesar um Sweetie : )
RohanBlows a bubble. <3
Caesar FUCK
Noin"Second can go any where. You think he isn't looking for her now?"
Noin"Precocious father of a pesky girl."
Rui"Bullshit excuses."
Shuu"Whoever this Second man is, he cannot get here. That's what we are trying to tell you."
Izaya"If you're not aware, the school board is too keen on the obvious. They try to debunk it with some excuse, some made up theory. To put something so obvious before them would throw them overboard and allow you to slink by. In terms to say, you might be falling for a trap because it's too 'obvious' too in your face. You'll overlook it thinking there's nothing to it and that someone wouldn't leave their own name or hint there."
dave"i've been so busy laughing at my own jokes that the shit i'm saying is sounding more relevant than all of this."
Izaya"And then when you overlook it, you'll realize your mistake later when the votes are tallied and the name is called."
Tyki"Why go through all the effort to kill someone undetected and then just leave your name?"
Noin"Um... can you repeat that? Wasn't listening." Smile.
Shuu"Tyki, you are not understanding."
Izaya"To manipulate."
dave"to me anyway. you guys probably all have detective boners rn. detective is synonymous with boner. dick...boner."
Tyki"Well you got me there."
Ban"haha nice"
Noin"Let's say... I DID do it."
Shuu"The entire point of the name was to throw the trail off, as Izaya said."
Kou Mukami"A confession~!"
Bandick boner
Rui"Why the fuck are you talking about boners right now."
Noin"What would I gain? Juli already killed that one guy."
IzayaLooks to Noin again.
Noin"We really did think we'd win!"
Izaya"I'm sure you have something."
daveslides next to ban. ban gets me.
Bani get u bro
KonohaBoner? He's so confused.
Alba"... You've been wanting to kill her, haven't you?"
Izaya"Who knows! Maybe you might want another man's genitalia!"
JuliSmile. I killed a dude.
Kou Mukami"Maybe you're just messed up~. That's not too far from the truth, right? Makes you do terrible things, especially here~"
NoinSNORTS
Alba"You hate her."
Noin"I gave that back, you know?" Fans self.
Noin"Yeah, I do."
Izaya"Did you? After what, staring at it all day? Heh."
Noin"I abhor that shit."
Izaya"How embarrassing!"
Noin"I'm not embarrassed."
Kou Mukami"Shameless... that's even worse!"
RuiHas no idea what they're talking about but whatever.
Alba"So, taking her body and putting it into some messed up display for the Rchimedes."
NoinFlashes a smile at Kou. Yes.
JuliNoin. You did What.
YogiWonders how it's possible not to be but keeps quiet.
Sakamaki Shu left the chat.
Reijibye asshole
davelooks @ ban, his new bff. "share your thoughts on this case w/me"
Nonon"You nasty fuck why would you want to keep that."
Tyki"So then why focus on the name? We already said it doesn't mean anything. Just move on then."
Shuunot the other shu
Kou MukamiDon't smile at me you insolent little thing. Smiles anyway.
Ban"all of these people are gay"
RuiGrowls.
IzayaGlances to Ban.
Bandont look at me
Shuu"No, Tyki!" He shows anger for a moment. "It is important." He's calm again.
Tykidont raise your voice at me mister
Shuustop being so stupid then
Noin"Big boy's right. The 9 is a ploy. We didn't do it. It would be smart for someone to frame me for killing that kid? I didn't exactly hide the fact that I hate her."
Tykiwhat can i do i dont have an education
Shuuim a bird and i went to bird school, which is for birds
Izaya"You continue to use the terms 'we'."
dave"very agreeable point, ban. the least moot thing i have heard all day if i say so myself"
Tykigo back to bird school *pushes you away
Noin"Yeah."
Noin"So? We act together. Comrades."
Izaya"Why is that? The focus has mainly been on yourself."
Ban"im glad you agree with my moot ideals"
Juli"We stick together."
Noin"'Cause I'm not exactly the brawns, am I?"
Tyki"Stop confusing me Shuu. Just explain it to me."
Izaya"Heh."
NoinPats Juli's shoulder. "The brawn."
Kou Mukami"Or the brains, hmhm~" seriously you're all fucking idiots : )
dave"because they are a cult and they are sacrificing that poor person to their numerical leader, Sixty Nine."
JuliGrin.
ShuuHe sighs.
RuiSnorts.
NoinDAVE
Izaya"Why is it you don't like our victim?"
Ban"Bro you punched my tooth out once i'd say you got enough brawn to hurt someone."
Kou Mukami"What do you do when you're neither, I wonder." He wouldn't know. He's basically both.
Noin"'Cause her dad mutilated me. Duh."
TykiBlows some smoke from the cigarette.
Shuu"The point of the name was to make it so obvious, that it could not be him... Noin September equals nine equals the signature."
Izaya"Why did he do that?"
Noin"'Cause we tried to steal him."
Juli"It was a dick move."
IzayaArches his eyebrow.
IzayaDad nappers.
Noin"See? I'm being honest, officer."
Kanda"Why isn't this over yet?"
Izaya"Is there any reason you tried to steal her father?"
Bandad nappers
JuliDad mappers. It's us.
Alba"... Noin had the magic to take bodies and use them as puppets."
Banmappers
Noin"We wanted to use his transportation powers."
Tyki"So the person that actually killed them is just looking out for this Noin kid."
JuliNapperrs
Noinshut up juli you werent even there....
Juli:;
Juli: (
Banwho the hell would wanna look out for noin
Noin"Y'know what I lost that day?"
Bani mean do you know him
JuliMe
Shuu"No, Tyki. Noin killed her, and signed his own name, so we would think it was someone else ... because, who would sign their name at a crime scene?" He smiles darkly.
Nononi thought you said dad nipples
Noin"Lots!"
dave"dad nappers. they steal father figures from this planet and bring it to their leader to harvest their shit joke energy."
Ban"yeah sure kid"
Juliim so sorry rping via phone is )
Izaya"Oh? And what did you lose?"
Noin"An eye. An arm. The usual!"
Tharja"This manipulative plan is giving too much credit to the stupid bear child..."
Bani thoughtyou said to harvet thier shitand i screamed dave hwy
IzayaEyes Tharja.
Noin"Now you're going to say that I did it to avenge myself?"
IzayaYou don't get it, I'm getting information.
TharjaEyes back..................oh
Izaya"Not at all."
IzayaSmiles.
Noin"I'm not stupid. I could have NOT told you."
Tyki"Look at him though," Tyki points over at Noin. "Didn't you say the killer had to be tall beacuse they overpowered this dead girl? He's so short."
Ban"You're pretty stupid."
Alba"Ruki's shorter than he is."
Izaya"You're so hostile!"
Rui"Still taller than her."
Noin"I'M NOT SHORT!"
NoinSEETHING.
Shuu"Looks. Can. Be. Deceiving." This is like explaining to a fucking child.
IzayaLooks to Juli. "Seven."
Tykityki's like 6'2" youre short
JuliOh. Do you mean me.
Yogi...Steeples fingers.
NoinDONT CALL MY BAE SEVEN ILL KILL YOU
dave"shuu, we all know you're santa, you don't need to elongate your sentences."
Izaya"What can you tell us about the victim?"
JuliGlances up after deciding Izaya is, indeed, taking to him. *talking
ShuuHe calmly looks towards Dave, with a smile on his face. "How pretty your insides would look on my walls, wouldn't they? Shut up, ho ho ho."
Noin"Be truthful, Juli! They think we did it."
Juli"She's the granddaughter of Demon lord Rchimedes-sama"
dave"damn santa."
Tyki"How could this boy move a body?" He smirks at Shuu.
Rui"Keep your crazy fucking fantasies to yourself, you sick fuck."
Shuu"How dull, Tyki. He's no ordinary boy."
davehe calmly looks towards shuu. "you oughta get your elf doctors to make you some chill pills."
Izaya"Granddaughter, hm? Meaning her father is his son?"
ShuuHe ignores Rui.
JuliNod.
Noin"Not really."
Noin"They're not blood related."
JuliAs close as demons get anyway.
NoinYep.
Izaya"Your Rchimedes-sama does not exist."
IzayaSmiles.
Juli"Rchimedes-sama created him."
NoinOH BITCH WHY I OUGHTA
JuliDeadpans at Izaya. Kay.
Noin"If he doesn't exist, why are we here?"
JuliTalk shit get bit.
dave"how the fuck do you pronounce that. rachimeat."
Noin"After all. He created us to serve him."
Izaya"Did he?!"
ShuuInteresting ... Religious fanatics.
Noin"Are you making fun of us?"
Tyki"That doesn't mean he can pull a body across a room."
Rui"Well, you kinda sound like a goddamn lunatic."
dave"all hail the kind and benevolent meat god may he grace us with his beef smell"
dave"noin kinda sounds like tenderloin. noin CONFIRMED for smelling like beef"
Bannoin smells like beef
NoinNO
BanBRO
Bandaves my new bro
Izaya"Would you give yourself to your God?"
JuliBruh...
Alba".... He wasn't exactly 'god' or anything."
Shuu"Once, I chopped a girl up and distributed her around the school, with minimal help, and you know how weak I am, ho ho ho. There is no reason why not." He eyes Tyki. "Why are you so bent on protecting him?"
Noin"Hmmmm~"
Noin"Maybe not."
RuiWHAT THE FUCK.
dave"dude, santa claus is fucked up. this is fucking me up. i can't believe my mom kissed you"
Noin"I've got my own life to live."
Izaya"No? I'm sure he'd be very displeased with such. How awful. A creator gives life to you and you're too selfish to return and restore his."
Shuu"It was a /human/ girl, as well. Not a bird."
Noin...................................................hm.
dave"yeah, beef god was roasted for your sins."
Noin"I'm a heretic, what can I say?"
Izaya"I guess you don't really believe in him, then."
Noin"I do!"
Noin"I do believe!"
dave"shun the non beefer"
Noin"But the things I've gone through are worse than death, thus."
Noin"I've done my share."
Izaya"No, no! Faith relies on trusting your God. If you give your life to him, he could grant yours back."
Tyki"I'm not protecting anyone. Just doesn't add up." Tyki shrugs. "I think I know how weak you are," he smirks, remembering the dance. "But this isn't about you."
Izaya"But of course, you can't do that. You said it yourself, you don't want to."
dave"shut the fuck up non beefer thats a sin in the great recipe book"
ShuuHis hand is still bandaged, Tyki. Don't rub it in his face. He hasn't been able to write correctly for a week.
dave"i bet you think steaks should have the right to marriage too, fucking non beefer"
Noin"That's it. I don't think he'd grant me another life, because I'd rather... you know~ live in piece!"
NoinPEACE
ShuuHe purses his lips and turns away from Tyki.
Noinpeace
Noin"....die."
Izaya"Therefore, you don't actually believe in his power or have faith, as a loyal subject, that he would repay you."
JuliLive in piece w ur favorite blong
dave"izaya is the true beef man."
Noin"I'm nothing to him. He can just make someone ten times better."
Shuu"Then that is why you would offer, correct?"
Izaya"You're nothing to him now."
TykiYou're just egging on his ego Shuu. Kicking you across the gym was the highlight of his week.
Tharja((i'm very sorry to interrupt am i allowed to unlock for someone who wanted to come but was late or is it too far in))
Izaya(go for it!)
Tharja((thank you so much))
Tharja has unlocked the chat.
ShuuNow do it for real this time, Tyki.
Noin"..............I'm not." Grits teeth.
NoinWhy you hurt fuckbear.
Izaya"All you are is a non-believer who he has no time for anymore. How sad."
dave"beef in hell noin"
Ai Mikaze left the chat.
Albaunsure of what izaya's trying to achieve but... alright.
JuliNudges Noin. Don't let him get to you bruh.
ShuuThis is so interesting. Izaya was interesting to him before, but now he's /really/ interesting.
Izaya"I guess your sacrifice was in vain, then."
Henry joined the chat.
Tyki"They could be offering the girl to Noin. They could be protecting Noin. It could actually be Noin. Who knows?"
Tharja has locked the chat.
Noin"But I'm a heretic, am I not?"
Izaya"You're a disgrace now."
Izaya"That's it."
ShuuHe places a hand on Tyki's arm, motioning for him to be quiet.
Banoooooooooooooooo
Izaya"Nothing more, nothing less."
dave"maybe you are trying to redeem yourself to the beef god"
Noin"I wouldn't sacrifice someone if it's pointless."
TykiDont touch me you trash.
TykiIll break your other arm.
Izaya"I never said what you sacrificed." Laughs.
Izaya"Oops."
ShuuHow dare you call me trash. I thought we had something special.
JuliBaring his teeth a little. Talk shit get bit!!!
Noin"Don't talk backwards. I know what you're doing."
Izaya"Do you?!"
RuiThis is some crime show shit.
Noin"Trying to get me to make a mistake, huh?" Smiles.
Izaya"Not at all."
Izaya"I was simply learning about you."
Izaya"Wasting time, honestly." Shrugs.
TykiWhat was special was that it was especially fun to kick you."
Noin"We didn't do it."
dave"learning about the beef good"
NoinSmiles.
Izaya"Again with the we!"
IzayaLooks over his phone again. "A small offering to the great lord, with hopes of your grand return. We both miss you dearly. If necessary we shall give you our souls and bodies."
Shuu"But, what about /you/!"
dave"spread the word of our great beef god via crucifying the SHIT out of people"
Izaya"We! We! We!"
Shuu"Just you. Not we. Ho ho ho."
Izayafuck im crakcingt up
Noin"We."
Noin"Yes. We."
Noinwee wee
IzayaNO
JuliWe!!!!
dave"weewee"
JuliWeeeee!!!
Izaya"Yes, you?"
Noin"Why do I insist upon we? 'Cause."
Shuu"Noin, may I ask you something?"
Noin"What?" what does bird-san want.
dave"yeah guys. 'cause."
Shuu"Do you care for Juli?"
dave"a great, well-reasoned argument, this case is over, we lost."
Juli"It's not a secret Noin and I are comrades; it's not something hard to pick up and use."
Tharjapinches the bridge of her nose
Noin"What kind of question is that? Of course."
JuliGaaaay
dave"comrades. more like cumrades. i've seen the chemistry between you two all night"
Izayadave
NoinDAVE
BanLMFAO
JuliGAAAAAAAY
KonohaUm.
Albawow
Shuu"Then why can you not commit the murder yourself -- the offering, the crucifixion -- not you and Juli."
Bannoins gay af
RuiHAHA SHIT
dave"shooting each other romancing glances and winks whenever you're not talking about your mysterious beef man"
Shuu"And simply ... give the power your Lord gives you -- the /heretic/ -- to Juli."
Tharja"Can we vote now? I vote the blond boy. Take him away."
Alba"Not yet. Not until we're sure."
Nointharja what the fuck is your beef
Shuuarent you the beef noin
Noin"You're not making sense."
TharjaD-DAVE NOT JULI
Henry"Oh, is it voting time already? Sounds fun~"
dave"yeah, fuck off juli."
TharjaGlares!!!
Noin"We act as a single unit."
HenrySmiles back
Noin"That's simply how it works!"
JuliBares teeth at Dave. Hi
dave"all hail the numeral sixty-nine"
Shuu"Am I not? I think I am. First, you offer to your God -- but you don't /technically/ believe in your God, so you're doing it for Juli."
JuliDinosaur teeth
Noin"But I do believe."
dave"the holy sixty-nine beef god"
Shuu"But not enough."
Noin"Technically speaking, I believe less."
Noin"Yep!"
dave"damn juli those teeth were MADE for eating beef"
JuliOh my rchimedes
Kanda left the chat.
ShuuHe waves a hand, pursing his lips a little. "I see. I'm done. I've gathered my information as well."
NoinHums.
dave"santa claus has gathered his info and has officially determined that ya'll are naughty as fuck"
dave"while me, the kind and benevolent god of beauty and all that is light, is, of course, nice, for the seventeenth year in a row."
Shuu"I've officially determined that I'm going to skin you alive, Dave."
IzayaSends Ban a text with a heart and 'thinking about you ;* behind the podium' before pocketing his phone and snickering softly to himself.
Alba"... So you're saying... You don't think you matter enough to Rchimedes to even bother killing her?"
Ban"FUCK OFF"
Noin"Yep."
IzayaGlances to Albabababa.
Henry"Uhhhhh, someone's getting skinned, I want to see!"
Alba"Why did you even bother with everything else, then? Back at home?"
dave"do it, santa, make a stocking out of me and give it to the naughtiest kid on this earth. i will gladly die for you"
IzayaAnd then to Ban Bannerson. "Such an outburst."
Noin"Hmmmm."
Bandont look at me
NoinNudges Juli.
NoinShould I say.
Shuu"A willing patient. How nice, compared to /someone/." He briefly glances at Tyki.
IzayaWatches le Noin and le Juli.
Juli"Look, things change in a place like this." Noin the fuck do you want. Shrugs.
TykiWho would be willing to hang out with you creep.
ShuuThis Dave guy. He has pretty red eyes, you know.
Alba"But wouldn't operating here be more convenient?"
Alba"I mean,"
Noin"I didn't really do it for Rchimedes. At first, maybe!"
Noin"But now..."
NoinSighs.
ShuuHe smiles.
Noin"Maybe it wasn't worth it, huh?"
Noin"I stuck out for someone else."
ShuuHo ho ho.
JuliWas it josephs dick
NoinNO
Alba".... Hm."
Noin"Dezember Zwolf." Big, big smile.
TykiMy eyes /can/ be gold im cool right?
JuliNod.
Alba"For him? Shadow guy?"
ShuuI can't see the color gold, you dolt, so I wouldn't know.
Noin"Yep."
Shuu"How tragic." His tone is sarcastic.
TykiCool factor drops to an all time low.
Noin"He was so nuts. Crazy about Rchimedes."
Ban//why do we keep bringing up people who arent in the ml im legit so confused rn
Noin(motive)
ShuuSo, he was right, in a sense ... but not for Juli, it seems. Hm hm.
dave"crazy about beef."
dave"i guess you could say he was stir crazy."
Henry"Ehehe"
ShuuHis hand is twitching every time Dave says something.
davefuckin swing bruh
NoinHums.
Shuu"Where's Mr. Izaya, hm~? What does he have to say about this confession."
Noin"So I wouldn't go through all the trouble of sacrificing a lamb."
Noin"See? I said "I" for once! Learning, huh?"
Tharja"Shocker."
Alba".... Alright."
dave"i am mr. izaya's representative and he has given me this direct quote: 'i am gay'. whether he is referring to himself as a homosexual or he wanted me to imply that i, myself am one is unknown."
NoinYawns. "Think of it as you will. I rest my case."
tsukiyamaGlances up.
tsukiyama"Mmm?"
tsukiyamaNO
tsukiyamaYOU ARE NOT IZAYA
NoinStarts eating again.
Albaoh my god
Noinoh morty...
IzayaIgnores Tsukiyama pretending to be him how awful piece of trash. "Mm?"
JuliTsukizaya
NoinIgnores Izaya. Keeps eating.
Tharjafuck
dave"if youre not eating beef youre going to beef hell"
JuliNoin share.
dave"where rachetmouse will control your fate"
Shuu"Did you hear what Noin has revealed, Izaya? I believe you'd be interested."
NoinNo I feel sad.
Izaya"I'm afraid I wasn't paying attention, what did he say?" Too busy making up a bunch of things to spam on the phone.
KonohaWait, there's food here.
NoinDon't touch my candy.
KonohaAww.
HenryStares at the candy
ruki's dead body probably left the chat.
Albabye ruki
MonobearPicks nose.
Noinbye cockroach
Shuu"He revealed who he is really operating under."
Izaya"And who is that?"
dave"beefman"
Noin"So? He's not here."
Alba"Dezember Zwolf, if his name matters."
Noin"Trivial information. I've been framed eitherway."
Izaya"Sounds like a loser."
NoinLOOKS.
NoinTHE LOOK.
Alba"I wouldn't dismiss you as the murderer just yet."
Shuu"Noin, who do you think did it then? If it isn't you, who would you have to say did it?"
Alba"We haven't looked at HOW she was crucified just yet."
Izaya"It also sounds as if he pulled it out of no where!"
NoinChews at candy. Looks at Shuu, unblinkingly.
Noin"Juli."
JuliGLANCES AT IZAYA so u do wanna get bit
Shuu"Oh?" He raises an eyebrow.
JuliLooks over??
AlbaWOW NOIN
Shuu"I thought Juli was your comrade?"
Henry"Backstabbing, yay!"
JuliLaughs
Noin"He's smart enough to mimic me."
ShuuHow interesting.
TharjaReaches and covers Henry's mouth. Stop.
Izaya"Blaming someone else on a last resort. How foul."
Juli"Heeeh....~"
HenryMuffled laughter in the background
IzayaWhips out his nail filer.
NoinStares.
Shuu"And what does Juli have to say...?"
Noin"I didn't kill that cockroach."
Rui"Smart enough? I fucking doubt it."
JuliShrugs.
JuliWork for it, guys.
dave"juli"
Shuu"Juli, who do you think did it, out of curiosity?"
Juli"Can't say." Smile.
dave"juli"
Shuu"And why not? Ho ho ho."
JuliYes Dave
Noin"He wouldn't say his own name, would he?"
NoinChewing angrily now. Please. He just wants to go to bed and sleep.
Juli"Do you want me to incriminate myself?"
dave"what is your favorite beef bible verse"
Alba"... I don't think he's the murderer."
IzayaLeans against his palm.
Izaya"You're awful at manipulating."
Shuu"Perhaps he just isn't as lowly as you, Noin, to backstab a comrade."
Izaya"You see, if you wanted it to be Juli in the first place, you should have hinted at that before."
Ban"Juli could be taking the fall for that thing yknow"
Izaya"Now it just looks like a thrash."
Rui"Fucking disgusting."
Shuu"How exhilarating."
dave"yeah, what the FUCK, how dare you be bad at manipulating people."
JuliGlances at Noin...
Noin"Okay."
Noin"Whatever."
dave"how about you go SUCK at being a bad person somewhere ELSE"
NoinKeeps eating.
NoinHe's done.
Noin"I've been framed."
NoinDone.
Noin"But."
ShuuHe glances at Dave out of the corner of his eye. He really will have to come back to you.
Noin"I can tell you one other thing."
Juli sieben joined the chat.
davedo it santa im not scared
Noin"See the wire the murderer used?"
tsukiyamaplot twist a second juli walks in
Noinshit...
Juli siebenwhoa
Albaomg
Shuu"Yes. It's thin and stretches slightly."
Ruiwell.
dave"the wire was obviously you and juli's friendship bracelet. case closed"
NoinSHIT
Shuufuckg
Juli siebenSorry my phone fucked up
Juli siebenDAVE
Noin"It's my favorite."
NoinHe's done.
ShuuHe doesn't say anything, but he leans back a little and thinks.
Alba"... If it helps add to the case any,"
Noin"And Juli knows that."
NoinSmiles.
Juli siebenwait what do I know my phone crashed
Alba"She's a small girl, and the whole crucifixion was pretty sloppy."
Nointransparent wire
Juli left the chat.
Shuu"Yes, Alba. And?"
Alba"I don't think there are a lot of people that would have a hard time carrying her around."
Alba"So, someone as short as Noin might have had a hard time trying to get her to... erm.."
Alba"Stand up? So..."
NoinGrits teeth.
Shuu"Ah, that's right. He's short."
dave"to climax, is what you meant to say."
Rui"A midget."
Henry"Ohhhh /low/ blow!"
Noin149 cm.............
Ban"Shooooooorty~"
Noin"I'M NOT!!"
Ban"Please."
Noin"So, what if I was short?"
Shuu"You are short."
Noin"I'm not, by the way."
Shuu"There are no 'ifs'."
Ban"Alba literally just said."
Monobear"You bastards have been going on too long already! Are you ready to vote yet?"
Ban"I think its pretttttty fucking obvious by now, I say we vote."
Henry"Ohhhhhhh voting time!"
Noin"Yeah. Whatever. Vote."
Noin"Yippee."
AlbaSighs.
Monobear"Voting time begins now!"
NoinVotes Alba. Die.
Bannoin
AlbaNoin.
TharjaDave.
HenryHas no clue about anything so also votes Noin
NoinDIE ALBA.
Juli siebenVotes himself :\
ShuuHe presses the button for Juli after hesitation.
Henry"Oh right, you can also vote for yourself, I forgot"
Noinholy shit dont do that............
IzayaVotes Ban.
BanWOW FUCKER
RuiFuck. Whatever he'll beat up Noin later. Votes for Juli.
RohanYawns. Votes Noin.
KonohaAh, he kinda zoned out but... "Noin?"
davevotes santa claus.
Shuuhow dare you dave im coming for you i see you when youre sleeping
NoinWhatever.
NoinYa'll are haters.
TykiHe zoned out so he presses the button for Juli.
Juli siebenFuckers...
RuiNo wait. Let him switch. Noin's an asshole.
Monobear"Done yet?"
HenrySome people are asleep it seems
Juli siebenGrits his teeth..
Noini think were done idk
Albai think so yea
Monobear"The votes are in favor of Noin, it looks like. You bastards arrrreee..."
Noinprayer x10000
ruki's dead body probably joined the chat.
Albawelcome back ruki
ShuuHe's waiting with baited breath.
NoinDeadpan.
ruki's dead body probablyME INTERNET DIED WHAT HAPPENED
HenryVoting time's over
Henrythat happened
Henryvote's on Noin's favor
HenryResults will be told shortly
Monobear"CORRECT! Okay, your dear Headmaster has things to do, so get out."
Juli siebenNudges Noin. You did good.
Henry"Aw, that was a boring outcome..."
Noin"Was I a good actor...?"
NoinBitter, bitter smile.
Noin"Sorry."
Shuu"How dull..."
Juli siebenYou did good.
IzayaStops filing his nails.
Alba.... Walks over to Noin
Banbefore noin dies can i have his glass eye
Izaya"Sure, sure."
NoinNO
NoinYOU CANT
BanWHY NOT
NoinBECAUSE THATS GROSS
Juli siebenIf you take it I kill you.
ShuuHe tugs at Tyki's shirt. "Hey, back to you now."
Bansure
Albapunches fuckbear square on the face
NoinFUCK
Tyki"Get away from me. I'll break your other arm."
NoinFUCK
Banyaaaaaaaaaas alba
Juli siebenLUNGES AT ALBA??
ruki's dead body probablyWOOOOOO ALBA
NoinFUCKBEAR DOWN!!!
Juli siebenDIE???
HenryPunching the bear.... by
Henrybye*
BankICKS NOIN WHILE HES DOWN
NoinOW
ruki's dead body probablyBYE NOIN
AlbaTRIES TO AVOID JULI??? FUCK
Juli siebenTRYING TO BITE ALBA!!! DIE!!!!!
Tharjasenyuus gone wild
ShuuHe steps calmly away from the fight. Ho ho ho. "Let's go, Tyki. I have tests to run on you."
NoinBITCH FIGHT-- oh hes being dragged away bye.
NoinBye guys.
BannO I NEED HIS EYE
ruki's dead body probablydoes anyone have this trial log i missed half of it sO....
NoinI hope execution is fun!