Discord's Office Spin off

>Day Attack of the Clones in Discords Office
>Apparently Discord made a bunch of clones of you.
>Said something about it having to do with affirmative action.
>In order to differentiate you from each other he gave the clones their own personalities and they named themselves.
>Motherfuckers even got their own offices.
>Today you planned on meeting some of them to see how bastardized they could be from Discords magic.
>Twilight mentioned she had met one the other day who was pretty friendly and pointed you to his office.
>TexAnon's Office. Huh, looks like AJ is his secretary but she's not at her desk.
>You stroll up to his door which was just a pair of saloon doors. Classy. But when you push them to enter you find they've been barred on the other side.
>Fucking magic doors.
>Just as you turn to leave a sweet southern giggle is heard from inside the office.
>Oh my.
>Pressing an ear up to the doors you listen in on the action inside.
>AJ:"Uh, sugarcube, I don't rightly think it'll fit."
>Tex:"Come on now, y'all were the one to flat out ask me about it. Now that ya got it in yer hooves don't tell me yer havin' second thoughts. Cause I coulda swore y'all were orange, not yella."
>AJ:"Fine! Let's get it over with if not just so ah can say ah didn't back down."
>Tex:"Heh heh, there's that southern spirit I knew I felt in ya. Though I have to admit you do look a little small fer mine."
>Well, well, well. It seems like this Anonymous has your hot monkey charm afterall. Better get out of here before you start feeling like a creeper.
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Tex's POV
"Hey was there someone at the door right now?"
>AJ looks towards the door but sees nothing.
>"Don't look like there's anyp0ny there. Can we switch hats back now?" she say as she turns back to look at you when the brim of your hat falls and covers her face "Consarnit!"
>Eyup, she looks damn cute with your hat on.
>With an amused chuckle you take her undersized hat off your head and swap it back with yours.
>"So what do y'all think of illicit interoffice relationships?" She says with a sultry grin and half lidded eyes.
"I think I can take an early lunch, is apple pie on the menu?"
>Today was a self insert day.