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ABBA - Voulez-Vous: 7 Ooh la la, c'est un bop

APRIL - Oh! My Mistake: 10 This has stayed in my memory waaaay long than expected. A better bridge away from my 11

The Beatles - Penny Lane: 9 Day one The Beatles is going to be one of the most pophead rates occurrences

BLACKstreet (ft. Dr. Dre & Queen Pen) - No Diggity: 11 Overused but still incredible. Second verse's an all-timer. Also when Girl Talk got ahold of it everything changed

Brandy - When You Touch Me: 7

Britney Spears - Womanizer: 8 Obligatory Glee comment

Carly Rae Jepsen - Fever: 6 Glad it's one of the "simply pretty good" Carly songs so she won't win three rates in a year in a half

Charli XCX - Claws: 8

Charly Bliss - Percolator: 10 Every time I see that blonde woman "oh!" gif I think it's the woman from Charly Bliss

CHVRCHES - Asking for a Friend: 8

City Girls - Act Up: 8 Oh this is fun

Death Grips - I've Seen Footage: 10 Main pop boys Death Grips

Fall Out Boy (ft. Courtney Love) - Rat A Tat: 7 Sports ad break commercial core score is a 9, specifically the "it's never getting any better than this" section

Flo Milli - Beef Flomix: 8 Racing game "Waiting for Race..." type beat

George Michael - Freedom! 90: 7

Girls' Generation - I Got a Boy: 5

The Goo Goo Dolls - Iris: 10 MTV & VH1 video blocks were never the same again

Jamie xx - Loud Places: 10 Listened to this on a plane just as it climbed above the clouds and by god did it hit

Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity: 10 Adored this song as a kid

Jay Sean - Down: 7 Oh god this song never goes away (vaguely positive)

Jolin Tsai - Honey Trap (美人計): 9 😳

Kendrick Lamar (ft. Jay Rock) - Money Trees: 10 If I didn't 11 this at hiphopheads this would 1000% be my pick here, might be my favorite Kendrick song overall?

Kesha - Take It Off: 7

Kid Cudi (ft. MGMT & Ratatat) - Pursuit of Happiness: 9 I was surprised this didn't place top ten in its own rate, but then it did get kinda long in the teeth at the final stretch

Lady Gaga - Judas: 7

LOONA - LOONATIC: 10 Where's the LOONA post-rock sub-unit? Where's the LOONA hyperrock sub-unit? Where's the LOONA ska covers of Jeff Rosenstock albums sub-unit?

Mariah Carey (ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard) - Fantasy: 10 A tandem that should not work as well as it does

MARINA - How to Be a Heartbreaker: 8 Okay yeah, having my first MARINA album be the from Tumblrcore definitely seems like a mistake

MARINA - Bubblegum Bitch: 9 Sounds more like Bubblegrunge Bitch

Mark Kealiʻi Hoʻomalu & Chorus [Lilo & Stitch] - Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride: 10 Huge missed opportunity by the Disney parks to not have a Lilo & Stitch family coaster with this playing

Mitski - Washing Machine Heart: 7

Owl City - Fireflies: 9 Ahhh I'm being transported to a musical soundscape created entirely of whimsy ahhhhh

Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter: 10 Hidden weeb trait activated

Post Malone (ft. 21 Savage) - Rockstar: 8

Slayyyter - Daddy AF: 8 A certified indieheads slut drop classic

Taylor Swift - Begin Again: 8 This getting placed between Slayyyter & Sonic is wiping me out

Ted Poley & Tony Harnell [Sonic Adventure 2] - Escape from the City: 8 Thank you Sonic

The Veronicas - Untouched: 7

The Weeknd - Secrets: 8

Wolf Alice - Play the Greatest Hits: 8 Looking forward to Don't Delete the Kisses placing 3rd in Charity with twelve 11s

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