THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 10: THE CANTINA

THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 10: THE CANTINA:

The cantina is filled with humans and aliens, drinking and chatting. Ratio Tile goes over to the bar to talk to Drag Along, a rookie pilot. Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke gets yelled at by the bartender.

	BARTENDER: "Hey! Here, we do not offer that."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "what?"

	BARTENDER: "Your robot, they will have to wait outside. We do not want here."

The Gospel Of Luke turns to Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Why do not you speed through control of it? We do not want any problems."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I heartily agree with you sir."

The robots leave the building. The Gospel Of Luke sits down at the bar desk and orders a drink.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Uh ... I need one of them."

Suddenly, he is randomly assaulted by two other patrons, Dr. Evazan and Ponda Baba.

	DR. EVAZAN: "He does not like you."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I am sorry."

	DR. EVAZAN: "I do not like you. You look at yourself. We are looking for. I wrote 12 paragraphs a dead system."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I must be careful."

	DR. EVAZAN: "You will die!"

(To be fair, this scene doesn't make much sense in the original movie either. There, I said it.)

However, Ratio Tile decides to intervene.

	RATIO TILE: "This little guy is not worth the effort. Now, I can get something for you."

The antagonistic bar patrons shove The Gospel Of Luke into a table and pull out guns.

	BARTENDER: "what!"

Ratio Tile pulls out his lightsaber, cuts off Ponda Baba's arm and wounds Dr. Evazan in the chest. He then puts his saber away.

As soon as everybody realises that the fight is over, they stop paying attention to him. Ratio Tile then helps The Gospel Of Luke get back on his feet.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I'm very good."

	RATIO TILE: "Vaca was the first friend here ...... Ship can accommodate us."

Meanwhile, Blow The Skin and R2 watch a group of ST ER ORMTROOPs questioning a witness.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I do not like the look."

R2 beeps.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile sit down at a table, talking to a man who has offered to help them.

	MR. THOREAU: "Thoreau. I was the general staff of the millennium. Chewie told me that you're looking for passage of Alderaan system here."

	RATIO TILE: "Yes, indeed, if it is a fast boat."

	MR. THOREAU: "Fast shipping? You never heard of the falcon millennium?"

	RATIO TILE: "What do I need?"

	MR. THOREAU: "It is made in less than thirteen parsecs kesel run time. I am Empire ship above. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. Now talking about the great Corelli container.
		She is old enough to fast, you. What is the cargo?"

	RATIO TILE: "Passengers only myself ......, children ...... Two robots ... It is not without problems."

	MR. THOREAU: "What are some problems in this regard?"

	RATIO TILE: "Let's say we just want to avoid ... Some emperors disputes."

	MR. THOREAU: "Ah, this is really the key, is not it? And this is going to cost you something extra. All pre-10,000."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wan? We can almost buy our own ship!"

	MR. THOREAU: "But who are you to go fly your children?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You know I can. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. We do not need to sit here and listen ..."

The Gospel Of Luke tries to leave, but Ratio Tile stops him before continuing to conduct his business.

	RATIO TILE: "Now we can pay 2000 ... When we arrived 15 多名奥德兰."

(If the actor playing Ratio Tile does not speak chinese, he may simply say "various chinese characters," as mikitacurve did in the first audition compilation.)

	MR. THOREAU: "XVII is not it?"

Ratio Tile nods.

	MR. THOREAU: "OK you get the boat for you. We're ready to leave as soon as possible. Bay (94) docked."

	RATIO TILE: "90 Yes."

	MR. THOREAU: "It looks like a man began to take interest in the ... Handmade for you."

The Gospel Of Luke an Ratio Tile spot the ST ER ORMTROOPs searching the cantina and decide to leave.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "it is good. We will check it."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs walk past the table, now only occupied by Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along. Once they have left, Thoreau turns to his first mate.

	MR. THOREAU: "17000！ This person must be really desperate. It can really save my neck. It's ready to fold again."

Drag Along walks away, leaving Mr. Thoreau alone.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile have already left the cantina.

	RATIO TILE: "You need to sell your speed control."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Dasineun okay, I'm coming back to Earth."

Meanwhile, Mr. thoreau is confronted by Greedo - a bounty hunter - who points a gun at him.

	GREEDO: "Place to go solo?"

Greedo forces Mr. Thoreau to sit down at a table, with his back against the wall.

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes, Greedo. Actually, I'm just going to see your king. I said, Java 7 have more money."

	GREEDO: "a day after the fair! You will need to be paid to him when you have a chance. The price in a very large Java head ... more. All bounty hunt in the Milky Way did look for you.
		I first found you good luck."

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes, but this time my money."

	GREEDO: "If you give me, I can not forget I found you."

	MR. THOREAU: "I do not fuck me. java tell me more ..."

	GREEDO: "No more of your Java."

(Clearly, Greedo thinks Mr. Thoreau has taken WAY too much coffee.)

	GREEDO: "He did not have time smugglers ...... Who his own empire cruiser first signs of shipping."

	MR. THOREAU: "Sometimes your journey. Do you think I have a choice?"

Mr. Thoreau is seen aiming his gun under the table.

	GREEDO: "You can say, Java and more. He may only need your boat."

	MR. THOREAU: "Unless I'm dead."

	GREEDO: "In other words, I think. I have long expected."

	MR. THOREAU: "I bet you are."

Two almost simultaneous gunshots are heard. It's not clear who shot first, but it's VERY clear who hit their target.

Mr. Thoreau rises from his chair, leaving Greedo's smoking corpse behind. He throws the Bartender a coin.

	MR. THOREAU: "Sorry for the confusion."

END OF SCENE 10.