[Intro: Liam Payne and Machine Gun Kelly]
Now this one's dedicated to all the one one direction fans who wanted me to go solo
(heh, heh, heh, no one wanted that)
Treat her like commas and bne
Dedicated to all the girls who'll listen
(Now) this is Kelly and Liam with a combination you'll forget
(heh, heh, heh why does this exist)
Stream half the song on spotify (Yeah) Well
ah ah, wah wah wah

[Hook: MGK]
Girl, you're dirtier than the laundry, on my bedroom floooor
Closer was a better song than this, babyyyy
Shawty, I want more, on my bedroom floooor
Girl, you'll never hear from me, shadyyy

[Bridge: Liam Payne]
Life is one big party when you're young
but Harry won't return my calls since he sung
it's all good when you're a band, you have pure fun
can't be a fool, the band is done
Looking back Zayn always mention
Said I'm going to write intermission (flower)
I want to show the nation my appreciation
going with hilary on a vacation

[Hook: MGK]
Girl, you're dirtier than the laundry, on my bedroom floooor
Closer was a better song than this, babyyyy
Shawty, I want more, on my bedroom floooor
Girl, you'll never hear from me, shadyyy

[Verse 2: Liam Payne]
Kendrick told me to stay seated
On The X-Factor we actually cheated
XXXTention was too conceited
that's why kelly's helping this get completed
Zayn said that I missed him, god damn
But our best album was Made in the AM (yeah)
But the feeling of success was too much
I went solo to flop I have a hunch

[Hook: MGK]
Girl, you're dirtier than the laundry, on my bedroom floooor
Closer was a better song than this, babyyyy
Shawty, I want more, on my bedroom floooor
Girl, you'll never hear from me, shadyyy

[Verse 3: Liam and MGK]
uh, uh
Cheryl, I could have had someone more famous
(this song is a total mess)
but I ended up with some ignoramus
(this wont impress)
Cheryl, I could have had someone more famous
(this song is a total mess)
but I ended up with some ignoramus
(this wont impress)

[Bridge: Liam Payne]
Life is one big party when you're young
but Harry won't return my calls since he sung
it's all good when you're a band, you have pure fun
can't be a fool, the band is done
Looking back Zayn always mention
Said I'm going to write intermission (flower)
I want to show the nation my appreciation
going with hilary on a vacation

[Hook: MGK]
Girl, you're dirtier than the laundry, on my bedroom floooor
Closer was a better song than this, babyyyy
Shawty, I want more, on my bedroom floooor
Girl, you'll never hear from me, shadyyy
Girl, you're dirtier than the laundry, on my bedroom floooor
Closer was a better song than this, babyyyy
Shawty, I want more, on my bedroom floooor
Girl, you'll never hear from me, shadyyy