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from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #819, #820
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>satanon bleating whenever vaggie tickles him
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>Charlie squeeing when she overhears them.
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>Vaggie is conflicted
>She's supposed to be the responsible one
>She likes that Satanon is more agreeable around her, and she knows it's because she's crafted herself as the dutiful and grounded one in his life
>But on the other hand, that is the cutest damn sound she's heard in a long time and it's so easy to get Satanon to make it if you know which part of his velvety caprine ears to go after
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>What does each member of the Hazbin crew smell like?
>Angel: Perfume you can't afford, cinamon brown suggar shampoo and conditioner, cocaine, pcp, gunpowder, cigarettes, faintly coom and lube
>Charlie: Apple
>Vaggie: Cumin, moth dust, break free, apple
>Al: Deer, Cajun food
>Husk: Cheap booze, cheap shampoo, cheap everything
>Nifty: the 50s
>Sir Pentious: Cognac, chemicals, ozone, pipe tobacco
>Val: Coom
>Vox: Ozone, ozone, ozone, ozone, dry cleaned suits, ozone
>Baxter: That one anon that keeps seeing him in his dreams, chemicals
>Luci: Figs, apples, churros from his theme park
>Lilith: an 80s grunge concert, soaps and shampoos angel can't even afford, her husband
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>Helluva Boss Crew
>Blitz: Gunpowder, really cheap cologne
>Moxxie: Iced Coffee, little bit of gunpowder, some cologne
>Millie: Pumpkin pie, Apple pie, the outdoors
>Loona: Wet dog, cheap hair products
>Stolas: Sx, top-of-the-line feather and hair products, Blitz
>Stella: Personal line of feather & hair products, perfume that can suffocate lesser demons
>Via: Some average feather & hair products, whatever Stella doesn't use.
>Striker: Cheap body wash, denim, BO
>Verosika: Coom, alcohol, cigarettes
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Would Alastor enjoy anime? When Vivziepop was asked this question at a con once, she said that he would hate it.
He would probably find the way the eyes look on the characters to be hideous and he does seem like one of those "I don't watch anime because they all look the same" guys.
Plus, he would hate the way the girls speak.
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I think that's the shows creator inserting a bit of herself into the character. Being a weeb was actually fashionable in north America and Europe right up until wwii.
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>anon shows Al this thing called anime
>"WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES ARE YOU SHOWING ME?"
>"It's anime"
>"I'll tell you what that is, that right there is a mistake, something that should never exist, this kind of entertainment proves why radio should never have died."
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He should be careful. I know some anime fans who are incredibly aggressive and they will harass you for saying even the most slightly negative thing about anime.
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>news gets out that he thinks that anime is a stain on the human race
>suddenly hundreds of sinners show up to the hotel to try and kill him for it
>charlie tries her best to keep them calm but the second they see him they go berserk
>in an instant they're eviscerated and dragged off by tentacles
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>they go berserk
ALASTOOOOR
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h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41271498/#41278611
Imagine the smell.
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I imagine heaven smells nice and so do it's denizens.
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This. Remember that movie with the Scientology guy where he's an angel and he automatically smells like whatever the person smelling him like most? One lady says he smells like fresh cookies, another says he smells like cut flowers, etc.
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Keenie smells like bananas and vanilla
Collin smells like grass
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I would've assumed he smelled like a wool sweater that just came out of the dryer
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>"Hey levianon, do you have any siblings?"
"Charlie why are you asking me this?"
>"Just curious."
>Anon sighs at her, in his opinion, stupid question
"Yes I have siblings. Dozens of them."
>Charlie didn't expect that many
>"What do you mean by dozens?"
"My old whale of a father fks more than you'd think. Over 70 of the sea monsters in the Sea of Envy are my brothers and sisters."
>"Then why do you look so..."
"Humanish? My mother was a Siren. She swam through one of my dad's loads. He wanted another kid, she wanted a kid so that happened."
>"Gross! Ew ew ew ew! Why would you say that??"
"Hey you asked!"
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that
>Wait
>If that's what Leviathan looks like...
>And Levianon is his son...
>Then that means someone had to get impregnated by a giant sea monster...
Kind of oh sht moment when someone posted that artwork the other day