The Corona Cocktail - List of Side Effects

public static string[] MildSideEffects = { "Vomiting",
                                    "Muscle cramps",
                                    "Inability to draw circles",
                                    "Loss of sex drive",
                                    "Unwarranted hatred of emojis",
                                    "Fear of pencil 'lead'",
                                    "Blurred vision",
                                    "Skin rash",
                                    "Nausea",
                                    "Throbbing prostate",
                                    "Breast sensetivity",
                                    "Rectal leakage",
                                    "Intense flatulence",
                                    "Delusions of grandeur",
                                    "Stink butt",
                                    "Jiggly toes",
                                    "Slime skin",
                                    "Acute narcoleptic episodes",
                                    "Night terrors",
                                    "Depression",
                                    "Urges to make Creme Fraiche",
                                    "Window licking",
                                    "Loss of bowel control",
                                    "Getting 'The tingles'",
                                    "Droopy face",
                                    "Dressing up like 'The Fonz'",
                                    "Loss of vocabulary"};
public static string[] SevereSideEffects = { "Irregular heartbeat",
                                    "Painful unwanted erections",
                                    "Seizures",
                                    "Incessant use of the word 'Literally'",
                                    "Mushy teeth",
                                    "Soggy bones",
                                    "Over-use of emojis",
                                    "Denouncing bitcoin",
                                    "Using the word 'Irregardless'",
                                    "Difficulty Breathing",
                                    "Permanent Loss of vision",
                                    "Gangly limbs",
                                    "Rectal bleeding",
                                    "Enjoying Nickleback",
                                    "Spontaneous combustion",
                                    "Alarmingly pungent flatulence",
                                    "Sudden flailing of limbs",
                                    "Accute sense of being 'inside out'",
                                    "Fox brain",
                                    "Prosopagnosia",
                                    "Mitosis resulting in evil doppelgänger",
                                    "Organ failure",
                                    "Loss of all motor control",
                                    "Development of fascist tendencies",
                                    "Suicidal thoughts",
                                    "Sudden appreciation for Coldplay" };