Eurodance

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Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam: 11 If you didn't grow up watching 90s NBA highlight compilations set to this you don't know what you missed

C & C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now): 10 I usually don't do this but Darj & Cat if the rate hint isn't connected to the Simpsons gay steel mill scene I'm gonna go bananas

SNAP! - The Power: 7 Would've given another point if he didn't repeat a verse word for word

SNAP! - Rhythm is a Dancer: 10 Need to relay this info to The Killers

Black Box - Everybody Everybody: 7

Black Box - Strike It Up: 10 Such a cheap sounding intro gives away to one of the most hype choruses around

Black Box - Ride on Time: 10 Whoa, free City Pop Rate promo, thank you so much!

2 Unlimited - No Limit: 7 Starting by making us say yeah and then dropping twelve straight no's? Songwriting masterpiece

2 Unlimited - Get Ready: 10 If you look up "jock jam" in the dictionary this is listed underneath

2 Unlimited - Jump for Joy: 5 No... My Knees...

Dr. Alban - Sing Hallelujah!: 8 That movement in the one synthline going nuts

Dr. Alban - It's My Life: 7

Haddaway - What Is Love: 8 My neck hurts

Culture Beat - Mr. Vain: 8 Damn Mr. Vain's got bars

Urban Cookie Collective - The Key, The Secret: 6 RPG music for when you're in A Giant Sunny Field

Corona - The Rhythm of the Night: 9 Secret bonus rate, one 11 and one 0 between Reebok & Nike

Scatman John - Scatman (ski-ba-bop-dop-bop): 10 Childlike character in the main squad of an anime voice: Scatman believes in us... and we... we need to believe in him!

Maxx - Get A Way: 6 Speed it up and it kinda becomes new Sonic Drowning Underwater music

Reel 2 Real - I Like To Move It: 10 My go-to DDR pick

2 Brothers On The 4th Floor - Never Alone: 5 It's not good to start having Eurodance fatigue like a quarterway through is it. I'm dropping a 5 on the pro enviroment & diversity anthem

2 Brothers On The 4th Floor - Dreams (Will Come Alive): 5 What Is Love at home:

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe: 8 We want the Cotton Eye Joe lore

Real McCoy - Another Night: 7 Hate to have that popheads mindset but the guy ruins this

Real McCoy - Run Away: 6

Real McCoy - Automatic Lover (Call for Love): 8 His voice works a lot better here where he sounds like a robot

Ace of Base - Beautiful Life: 8 Truly captures the feeling of being greenscreened flying over multiple landscapes

Me & My - Dub-I-Dub: 6

Blümchen - Herz an Herz: 5

Mr. President - Coco Jamboo: 6

Faithless - Insomnia (Radio Edit): 9 Me for the next week after sleeping after 2AM once

Faithless - God is a DJ: 8

La Bouche - Be My Lover: 10 Even if you can't dance at all this song will make you get up and try

La Bouche - Sweet Dreams: 7 Voting for 80s Androgynous since you thought it had the wrong Eurythmics album simulator

Captain Jack - Captain Jack: 6 :salute: :salute: :salute:

No Mercy - Where Do You Go: 6

Amber - This Is Your Night: 7 A teensy bit more oomph and it's probably a double digit score track

Gina G - Ooh Aah...Just a Little Bit: 7 Sparkling fruit juice commercial music

Gala - Freed From Desire: 2 Fighting the urge to skip this dull ass track and move on to the hypest shit imaginable

The Immortals - Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat): 10 Jay-Z took notes before he dropped the Monster verse

Robert Miles - Children: 7 Idk feels like it never hit its highest gear

Paradisio - Bailando: 7

Aqua - Barbie Girl: 7

Le Click - Tonight Is The Night: 7

Daze - Superhero: 4 Not even the voice effect can save it

Bellini - Samba De Janeiro: 7

Smile - Butterfly: 8 Another ace DDR pick

Solid Base - This Is How We Do It: 1 I'm in hell

Bambee - Bumble Bee: 5 Please let me just get to Sandstorm. Please

Darude - Sandstorm: 10 My high school history teacher used to play this before ever test to pump us up, and lemme say, it takes a special song to actually succeed in that environment

Passion Fruit - The Rigga-Ding-Dong-Song: 5 What if Crazy Frog was somehow more annoying (and based on the MV, horny)

Melanie C, Hex Hector - I Turn To You (Hex Hector Radio Mix): 7 What's Hex Hector doin

Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!: 10 The sound of the Vengabus rolling over its victims

Vengaboys - We Like to Party! (The Vengabus): 9 It's gonna be so funny when this does worse here than it did at indieheads

Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee): 9 I'm in hell (complimentary)

Eiffel 65 - Move Your Body: 6 If this was in bonus and you told me this was a Black Eyed Peas song I would've believed you

A Touch of Class - Around the World (La La La La La): 8 Needs more yass & slay

A Touch of Class - My Heart Beats Like A Drum (Dam Dam Dam): 6 Now how you gonna sue yourself for plagiarism

Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone: 9 All-timer synthline

Hampton the Hampster - The HampsterDance Song: 8

Vitas - The 7th Element: 6

Gigi D'Agnostino - L'Amour Toujours: 6

Scooter - The Logical Song: 6 This might be the headache talking but this man is yelling nonsense

DJ Sammy - Heaven: 8 Feels a bit less novel now but still love it

Da Buzz - Alive: 6 2000s main pop girl deep cut fans swear by but gets a 7 average vibes

September - Cry For You: 7 Scoring it a lil better than I did in Charity

Crazy Frog - Axel F: 8 Awesome, a way to find out if MicTheSnare does rates

Carmamella Girls - Caramelldansen: 7 In the spirit of the song I'm listening to this face down in my room while casting flashing lights to my TV

Cascada - Everytime We Touch: 9 Yeah that's a good note to end it on


BONUS TRACKS:

Ava Max - Not Your Barbie Girl: 7 #thankyouavamax

Bebe Rexha - I'm Good: 3 Sigh

Kim Petras - Alone: 5

Rita Ora, Imanbek - Bang Bang: 2 How dare you stand where he stood

Jeremih, YG - Don't Tell 'Em: 9 Finally, some good food

Coi Leray (with David Guetta) - Make My Day: 6 My initial reaction upon hearing the "sample" was "oh no" so congrats to getting to a solid score ig

Black Eyed Peas, J Balvin - RITMO (Bad Boys For Life): 6 Honestly never actually annoyed me when it came on the radio

David Guetta, Anne Marie, Coi Leray - Baby Don't Hurt Me: 1 David Guetta is history's greatest monster

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