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AND THEN GODZILLA WAS THE KAIJU BONEYARD

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  1. The Dork Knight: dog is begging for food and i forgot to start space chat as shin godzilla was starting
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: so uh
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: gommenasai goopy-sama
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: all you missed was OH GOD THE BLOOD, wow the slide looks fun and
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: "IS THAT GRONGO?!?!?!"
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: also "TURN ON THE TV GODZILLA'S ON"
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: REVOLVING DOOR MEETING ROOM
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: murder the thing i guess
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: :not this shitto again"
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: ANOTHER MEETING ROOM
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: "IS THIS REAL?!"
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: i dunno, ask the people who died
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: "WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THAT WAS"
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: trust a college student
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: :if it has legs can it come up-"
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: NO SHIT
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: RUN FROM BOAT SAMA
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: *CAMERA SHAKING, HARPIES QUAKING*
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: "we're asking experts how this-" "SCREW THEM"
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: i'm calling this kaijo grongo
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: he rubbed his face on a building
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: IT HIS NOW
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: oh god
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: its *WORDS WORDS WORDS* the movie
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: i don't know if i can handle this
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: the kaiju is
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: creepy
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: "I HAVE NO ARMS AND I MUST GET SHWARMA"
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: AAAH GOD THIS IS CREEPY
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: from "dur" to body horror in a few
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: GATTLING GUN COPTER
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: protec
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: child also godzilla's stare is just
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: "why have you abandoned me mom"
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: its
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: terrifying
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: anyway back to *MEETINGS INTENSIFY*
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: and GOD DAMN BEAUACRACY
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: WE GATHERED THE BEST ENRDS AND OUTCASTS EVER
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: FOR THIS IMPROMTU AS FUCK MEETING
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: BRING IN THE COPIERS
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: "that energy..."
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: big dick energy?
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: "nuclear fission"
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: that laugh when i said that tho
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: bless this man spazzing out with his laptop
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: punished goro
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: CODENAME GODZILLA
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: just dump all that waste
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: NO PICTURE
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: "do we study or exterminate" "thats not for me to decide
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: oops
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: "GODZILLA HAS 8 TIMES MORE DNA THAN HUMANS" welp, guess you'll die
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: "SAVE GODZILLA" godzilla doesn't need saving, he lives through everything
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: except
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: meltdowns
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: i guess
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: this godzilla is more tail than body what the fuck
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: also OW THE EDGE
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: "is it me or has it gotten bigger"
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: he's fuckin huge.
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: also DUR DUR DUR I HAVE SMOL ARMS
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: I AM A TYRANOSAUUURUUUUS
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: "ATTACK THE THING"
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: TINKTINKTINK
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: TAIL IS SO FUCKIN LONG
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: this godzilla still looks like a confused cerato
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: meanwhile in discord, we're joking that godzilla just came in to shop
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: this is why i'm not allowed to watch grimdark movies anymore
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: "we're doign so much damage!" *1 dmg * *1 dmg* 1 dmg*
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: gojira is a raid boss guys, bring better DPS
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: TRAFFIC IS NOT GOING TO MOVE ITS A GODZILLA MOVIE
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: >gore
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: oh
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: gorezilla.
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: godzilla going super saiyan and what is with this-
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: what
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: first ew and
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: what in sweet mother of god
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: w
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: he unhinged in jaw and now everyone is fucking dying
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: oh god
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: the panic is setting in
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: TIME TO OVERDOSE THIS LIZARD ON XARELTO
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: "we're gonna kill him with a thermonuclear attack"
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: thermonuclear]
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: YEAH SURE LETS SEE HOW THAT GOES FAM
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: GUESS HE'll GO LAVOS ON US
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: 676 lbs of coagulant
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: gesus
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: dun dunn...
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: trying so hard to crack the code here
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: i'm sorry for the queit i was just confused that origami solved the riddle
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: i'm also totes lost :V
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: this movie is trying so hard with these words
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: WE GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: bomb godzilla with thomas the tank engine
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: SWEET RAVES
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: THIS IS SO LIT
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: IN THE "I'M ON FIRE" WAY
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: tail lasers.
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: his fuckin MOUTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: godzilla can't handle big business
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: BATTLE CRANES GO
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: time for some dental work
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: put on those braces bud
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: "FREEZE THE BUGGER"
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: godzilla still looks derp
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: "DON'T TAKE ME TO THE DENTIST MOMMY"
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: THAT PLAN WAS-
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: "body temp dropped to -196 degrees!'
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: is that centigrade or farenheight
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: either way that happened
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: >that tail closeup
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: um
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: eep
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: this
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: this movie has a lot of dialogue
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: I have watched other godzilla movies with a lot but
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: this one just seems slower and it feels like a whole lot of nothing is happening, and we switch from scene to scene so fast sometimes that I just need to go back and be like "what the shit"
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: the visuals are cool (aside from the times that I made fun of godzilla's eye, i feel like they could have done better than GOOGLY EYE) and when godzilla is terrifying it is REALLY fucking terrifying
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: but overall... its just kind of... eh
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: it didn't wow me in the same ways the other movies have
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: and i'm sure it would have been a much more lackluster experience had I not been watching with others
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: more flash, less substance
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: protip: if i get distracted midmovie when i'm supposed to be commenting...
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: then... it may not be as exciting as you think it is
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: 5/10
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