The Dork Knight: dog is begging for food and i forgot to start space chat as shin godzilla was starting The Dork Knight: so uh The Dork Knight: gommenasai goopy-sama The Dork Knight: all you missed was OH GOD THE BLOOD, wow the slide looks fun and The Dork Knight: "IS THAT GRONGO?!?!?!" The Dork Knight: also "TURN ON THE TV GODZILLA'S ON" The Dork Knight: REVOLVING DOOR MEETING ROOM The Dork Knight: murder the thing i guess The Dork Knight: :not this shitto again" The Dork Knight: ANOTHER MEETING ROOM The Dork Knight: "IS THIS REAL?!" The Dork Knight: i dunno, ask the people who died The Dork Knight: "WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THAT WAS" The Dork Knight: trust a college student The Dork Knight: :if it has legs can it come up-" The Dork Knight: NO SHIT The Dork Knight: RUN FROM BOAT SAMA The Dork Knight: *CAMERA SHAKING, HARPIES QUAKING* The Dork Knight: "we're asking experts how this-" "SCREW THEM" The Dork Knight: i'm calling this kaijo grongo The Dork Knight: he rubbed his face on a building The Dork Knight: IT HIS NOW The Dork Knight: oh god The Dork Knight: its *WORDS WORDS WORDS* the movie The Dork Knight: i don't know if i can handle this The Dork Knight: the kaiju is The Dork Knight: creepy The Dork Knight: "I HAVE NO ARMS AND I MUST GET SHWARMA" The Dork Knight: AAAH GOD THIS IS CREEPY The Dork Knight: from "dur" to body horror in a few The Dork Knight: GATTLING GUN COPTER The Dork Knight: protec The Dork Knight: child also godzilla's stare is just The Dork Knight: "why have you abandoned me mom" The Dork Knight: its The Dork Knight: terrifying The Dork Knight: anyway back to *MEETINGS INTENSIFY* The Dork Knight: and GOD DAMN BEAUACRACY The Dork Knight: WE GATHERED THE BEST ENRDS AND OUTCASTS EVER The Dork Knight: FOR THIS IMPROMTU AS FUCK MEETING The Dork Knight: BRING IN THE COPIERS The Dork Knight: "that energy..." The Dork Knight: big dick energy? The Dork Knight: "nuclear fission" The Dork Knight: that laugh when i said that tho The Dork Knight: bless this man spazzing out with his laptop The Dork Knight: punished goro The Dork Knight: CODENAME GODZILLA The Dork Knight: just dump all that waste The Dork Knight: NO PICTURE The Dork Knight: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN The Dork Knight: "do we study or exterminate" "thats not for me to decide The Dork Knight: oops The Dork Knight: "GODZILLA HAS 8 TIMES MORE DNA THAN HUMANS" welp, guess you'll die The Dork Knight: "SAVE GODZILLA" godzilla doesn't need saving, he lives through everything The Dork Knight: except The Dork Knight: meltdowns The Dork Knight: i guess The Dork Knight: this godzilla is more tail than body what the fuck The Dork Knight: also OW THE EDGE The Dork Knight: "is it me or has it gotten bigger" The Dork Knight: he's fuckin huge. The Dork Knight: also DUR DUR DUR I HAVE SMOL ARMS The Dork Knight: I AM A TYRANOSAUUURUUUUS The Dork Knight: "ATTACK THE THING" The Dork Knight: TINKTINKTINK The Dork Knight: TAIL IS SO FUCKIN LONG The Dork Knight: this godzilla still looks like a confused cerato The Dork Knight: meanwhile in discord, we're joking that godzilla just came in to shop The Dork Knight: this is why i'm not allowed to watch grimdark movies anymore The Dork Knight: "we're doign so much damage!" *1 dmg * *1 dmg* 1 dmg* The Dork Knight: gojira is a raid boss guys, bring better DPS The Dork Knight: TRAFFIC IS NOT GOING TO MOVE ITS A GODZILLA MOVIE The Dork Knight: >gore The Dork Knight: oh The Dork Knight: gorezilla. The Dork Knight: godzilla going super saiyan and what is with this- The Dork Knight: what The Dork Knight: first ew and The Dork Knight: what in sweet mother of god The Dork Knight: w The Dork Knight: he unhinged in jaw and now everyone is fucking dying The Dork Knight: oh god The Dork Knight: the panic is setting in The Dork Knight: TIME TO OVERDOSE THIS LIZARD ON XARELTO The Dork Knight: "we're gonna kill him with a thermonuclear attack" The Dork Knight: thermonuclear] The Dork Knight: YEAH SURE LETS SEE HOW THAT GOES FAM The Dork Knight: GUESS HE'll GO LAVOS ON US The Dork Knight: 676 lbs of coagulant The Dork Knight: gesus The Dork Knight: dun dunn... The Dork Knight: trying so hard to crack the code here The Dork Knight: i'm sorry for the queit i was just confused that origami solved the riddle The Dork Knight: i'm also totes lost :V The Dork Knight: this movie is trying so hard with these words The Dork Knight: WE GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS The Dork Knight: bomb godzilla with thomas the tank engine The Dork Knight: SWEET RAVES The Dork Knight: THIS IS SO LIT The Dork Knight: IN THE "I'M ON FIRE" WAY The Dork Knight: tail lasers. The Dork Knight: his fuckin MOUTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT The Dork Knight: godzilla can't handle big business The Dork Knight: BATTLE CRANES GO The Dork Knight: time for some dental work The Dork Knight: put on those braces bud The Dork Knight: "FREEZE THE BUGGER" The Dork Knight: godzilla still looks derp The Dork Knight: "DON'T TAKE ME TO THE DENTIST MOMMY" The Dork Knight: THAT PLAN WAS- The Dork Knight: "body temp dropped to -196 degrees!' The Dork Knight: is that centigrade or farenheight The Dork Knight: either way that happened The Dork Knight: >that tail closeup The Dork Knight: um The Dork Knight: eep The Dork Knight: this The Dork Knight: this movie has a lot of dialogue The Dork Knight: I have watched other godzilla movies with a lot but The Dork Knight: this one just seems slower and it feels like a whole lot of nothing is happening, and we switch from scene to scene so fast sometimes that I just need to go back and be like "what the shit" The Dork Knight: the visuals are cool (aside from the times that I made fun of godzilla's eye, i feel like they could have done better than GOOGLY EYE) and when godzilla is terrifying it is REALLY fucking terrifying The Dork Knight: but overall... its just kind of... eh The Dork Knight: it didn't wow me in the same ways the other movies have The Dork Knight: and i'm sure it would have been a much more lackluster experience had I not been watching with others The Dork Knight: more flash, less substance The Dork Knight: protip: if i get distracted midmovie when i'm supposed to be commenting... The Dork Knight: then... it may not be as exciting as you think it is The Dork Knight: 5/10