[MadLib] Cafde's Snowman

The Flaccid Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Rocmox and Cafde went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Rocmox hit Cafde in his D with a big incestuous iceball. It hurt a lot, but Rocmox kissed it sexily and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really ZFG-like snow man!" Rocmox said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Cafde said. "That would be more cumbersome and politically correct."

"I know," Rocmox said. "We can make a snow black person. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up achingly and made a sticky snow black person. Rocmox put on a Siglemic for the breast. The black person was almost as big as Cafde.

"It looks spunky," Rocmox said heavily. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Cafde said and held up a horny and smelly 10th grade honors precalculus textbook. "I found this in a wallet containing photos of my daughter, emily." He put the 10th grade honors precalculus textbook onto the black person's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the black person, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a speedrunner that likes to have a nice wank before practice.

Cafde screamed firmly and ran but the snow black person chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow black person fucked him strokingly.

"Nobody does that to my little Viscous, Like Syrup, Mankey," Rocmox screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow black person through the urethra. It fell down and Rocmox kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Cafde said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The 10th grade honors precalculus textbook lay in the yard until a Nigerian child picked it up and took it home