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- >Day Pet peeve in Equestria.
- >It's that time of the day again.
- >Time to browse the small contents of your fridge before realizing you don't have enough to make anything.
- >Then you'll decide to go shopping, forget to make a list, say fuck it and eat out, return home and forget your fridge is near empty until tomorrow.
- >Good times.
- >Consistent too.
- >Now, let's open this bitch up and...
- >There is an empty carton of orange juice in your fridge.
- >Why is there an empty carton of orange juice in your fridge?
- >You don't drink orange juice, why the actual fuck is there a fucking empty carton of god damn orange juice in your fucking fridge?!?
- >Who has the balls to leave a piece of shit empty carton in your fridge?!
- >Why is this making you so angry?!
- >Wondering why it's making you angry only pisses you off more!
- >*Knock knock knock*
- >Aaaand now you have a fucking visitor while you are raging.
- >Calm down... they don't deserve your wrath, they didn't place the garbage in your fridge.
- >Unless it's that fucking Pegasus again...
- >Go to answer the door.
- “Hello th-...”
- >”Hi Anon!”
- >Rainbow Dash is in front of you house, drinking a cup of orange juice while she is wearing a pirate outfit.
- >”So... are pi-”
- “Did you leave an empty carton of orange juice in my fridge?”
- >The mare gives you a blank stare before a small smile crosses her face.
- >”Is it your fetish?”
- >If you say no she'll deny it, but if you say yes she'll instantly say she did it...
- “Maybe it is. There are stranger fetishes.”
- >She thinks for a moment before finishing her devil juice.
- >”All right. You caught me, I did it.”
- >The cunt.
- “Rainbow?”
- >”Yes my sweet little human?”
- >Her eyes go half lidded as she believes she has won your hot monkey dick.
- “Can you step inside for a moment?”
- >The cyan Pegasus rushes into your house, you close the door behind her.
- “Heheheh, ooh, what's he going to do now?”
- >Anon has just closed his door after inviting that little flying rat into his house.
- >After a brief moment of silence, the house is filled with crashes and screams.
- >”DON”T YOU DARE FUCKING RUN YOU BITCH!”
- >The mare is zooming around the house as Anon tosses his furniture at her.
- “PFFFFFFFFFT!”
- >You can barely contain yourself as you gaze at the sight through a pair of binoculars.
- >”Anon! I lied! I-I didn't place the carton in your fridge! Honest!”
- >The monkey won't have any of it, lifting his couch to toss at the mare.
- “Oh Discord you sly bastard you!”
- >After giving yourself a congratulatory pat on the back, you take a clawful of popcorn and stuff your face.
- >Anon continues to assault the mare for a good hour before she breaks through his roof.
- “Ahhh, fucking idiots. Your simple problems can bring out such entertaining results!”
- >Just as you turn to leave, something hits you in the back of the head.
- “Ow! Dammit all!”
- >Looking down, you see the carton you zapped into Anon's fridge.
- >”I”LL FUCKING KILL YOU NEXT TIME RAINBOW DASH!”
- >He must have tossed it after the mare broke his roof.
- >Still, that fucking hurt.
- “Grr, fucking human.”
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