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- Indextic meets his 4chan haters IRL
- This story starts with our hero Indextic waking up, just like in JRPGs and
- anime. "Cool, I love waking up at 8:30 PM" tweeted @indextic as he woke up at 9 pm. He
- turned on his favorite website, twpkoitter and it redirected him to
- 4chan.org/ihateindextic. Swwetet typeo said Inbdextic. His haters apperardc. Scrolling
- donw, Indextic fdound a post about him. jk this isnt haow the stor y astarts at all.
- whatr ralley happende twas that indextic happened to seatch his nbame on google, went
- through about 150 pages and found his name mentioned in a 4chan thread. It 404'd 3 years
- ago, so he went bakc on time in order to figure out what this fucker said. "Im going to
- go back in time to see what this fucker said" said Indextic as he went back in time to
- see what that fucker said. "Phew, so far so good. Hey thats-"
- "That tall indextic again of all places"
- "I found you, fucker!"
- "Fucker? I think you're the non-virgin around here, youre comparing yourself to
- speedrunslive? ha! youre not even good enough to be my waifu"
- "I'll make you eat those words! Note that im referring to the words you posted about me
- on 4chan, it was hurtfol."
- Indextic finally found the post where he was mentioned it read:
- "hi, im a not-mad, not autistic poster that isnt buttherur vinb tanyoway. Even though I
- was laughing at YSG for a really long time and making fun of him, a twitch admin came in
- and said it was wrong. So fuck INdextic!!! how dare he make fun of aour based gaod and
- learder YSg. Hes an unberarble socaail justice cunet that tweets. he literally devoteds
- his entire life to video games abd yet he has thje audfactity to make fun of so called
- "nerds" well gusess what?? hgo ahead guess mother fucker. ill wait. ok times up. hes a
- nerd owned. love 4 hnau user."
- "What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?" was also posted.
- Indextic laughed after reading this post. *indextic laugh impression here for whoever
- reads it out loud* "That was me Indextic laughing... at YOU!!" tweeted Indextic. "Say
- that to my face fucker not online and see what happens." said Indextic, to the 4chan
- user's face.
- Meanwhile, in Toufool's room. "Happy 15th birthday, Toufool" said Toufool's mom
- in an email, not even IRL. "Thanks mom, but im actually 17 and I have the world record i
- n Diddy Kong racing and afro world record" emailed Toufool back.
- Indextic was about to fight the hater. He punched him with his dick to his dick.
- The tips touched. "hehehe h what are you GAY?" asked the hater to himself because he was
- aroused by it. They proceeded to have a dick swordfight, with their dicks as the swords.
- "game is over, indextic indextic indextic indextic indextic win! cafde lost LMAO" said
- mikkayla. "Oh no i lost" said cafde, who had lost the game xd 4chan memes LOL lel reddit
- grumpy cat hahaha the internet is hilarious also literally HITLER xd so randumb.
- "Heh looks like I win, what do you have to say for yourself MadNerd? I just used
- MadNerd irl best $5 i ever spent" said Indextic. Facetouch favorited that tweet. The
- 4chan hater got up and said "reminder that people support this degenerate" and then
- died. How can this happen to me starts playing and indextic sings along.
- the ned.
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