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- I (24F) ate a little over half a tub of cadburys dairy milk caramel ice cream after dinner tonight, around 7pm, I shouldn't have and I never eat that much in one sitting but I was feeling sorry for myself.
- Fast forward to about 9pm and my stomach starts growling and gurgling. Unfortunately the ice cream seems to have given me wind and a bit of an upset stomach.
- My Bf doesnt realise this and starts to drop little hints about sexy time tonight. I'm all up for it and ready to jump in the shower and get rid of a weeks worth body hair, when I stand up and my body releases what wind been holding and sends me straight to the loo. I'm now feeling far too fragile and quite embarrassed and quite frankly not sexy at all enough for sexy time and have left the other half a but disappointed, though he laughed his head off about the wind.
- TL;DR too much ice cream gave me a bad stomach and put me out of action for sex tonight. Very disappointed 1/10 would not do again.
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