Taylor's insane.

Frontier Psychiatrist
The Avalanches

Is Taylor ill, Is Taylor ill, Is Taylor ill
Is Taylor ill today Mr Beverly?

Taylor's in school

I'm afraid he's not, Miss Montee.  Taylor's truancy problem is way out of hand!

The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Taylor from the entire public school system.

Oh Mr Beverly, I'm as upset as you to learn of Taylor's truancy

But surely, expulsion is not the answer!

I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer.  It's the opinion of the entire staff that Taylor is criminally insane!

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna…
Avalanches about, business continues below.

Did I ever tell you the story about Cowboys!
Bit , bit bitches and the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist!

I, I felt strangely hypnotised I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball.

And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin.
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin

Frontier Psychiatrist

Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Dakotazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh, uh oh, a bird! Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, errrrr...
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
A record, record, record !


Songwriters: Bert Kaempfert / Carl Sigman / Herbert Rehbein / Robert Chater