The fun part of 1/75 SCStd fun stuff.

buy 1 paper-plate-mail pants for 570 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 570 Meat
You acquire an item: paper-plate-mail pants

buy 1 yellow plastic hard hat for 641 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 641 Meat
You acquire an item: yellow plastic hard hat

equip hat yellow plastic hard hat

equip pants paper-plate-mail pants
mcd 0

uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)

cast 1 Scarysauce
You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)

cast 1 Scarysauce
You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)

cast 1 Song of Starch
You acquire an effect: Song of Starch (10)
You lose an effect: Song of Bravado (0)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 582 hit points

cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)

equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter

familiar Mutant Fire Ant (17 lbs)

[71] The Slime Tube
Encounter: Showdown
Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
Encounter: Mother Slime
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
You lose an effect: Flashy Dance Song (1)
Round 1: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 1: You lose 3,167 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 369 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 98 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1929 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1913 defense.
Round 3: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 18 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 18 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 430 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 210 damage.
Round 4: You gain 210 hit points
Round 4: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
Round 4: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 15 damage.
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 387 attack power.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 402 defense.
Round 5: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
Round 6: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 435 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 403 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SPLASHDANCE!
Round 7: You gain 50 hit points
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 391 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 402 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 1 damage.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts CLUB EARTH!
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 145 damage.
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 432 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 385 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
Round 9: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
Round 9: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 19 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 19 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 403 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SAUCESHELL!
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 389 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 406 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 169 damage.
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 20 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 428 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 371 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 11: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 441 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 408 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 12: yojimbos_law casts FROST BITE!
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 43 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 422 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 411 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 1 damage.
Round 13: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 249 damage.
Round 14: You gain 8 hit points
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 431 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
Round 14: You lose 210 hit points
Round 14: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 252 damage.
Round 15: You gain 9 hit points
Round 15: Grorg latches his venomous mandibles onto her, dealing 22 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 22 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 402 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 17 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
Round 15: You lose 82 hit points
Round 15: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 252 damage.
Round 16: You gain 7 hit points
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 385 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 16: You lose 43 hit points
Round 16: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 428 damage.
Round 17: You gain 9 hit points
Round 17: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 438 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 386 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 413 damage.
Round 18: Gancent pops up over your shoulder and bleeps "pew pew!" while shining a laser directly into your opponent's eyes. This is, needless to say, pretty distracting to her.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 385 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 394 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 468 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 398 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 424 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 1 damage.
Round 19: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Grorg, the 3 lb. Mutant Fire Ant
After Battle: Gancent surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Grorg wiggles its thorax and shakes its antennae. Huh -- looks like all forms of life know the Electric Slide.
You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
After Battle: You gain 1836 Strongness
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 548 Magicalness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 556 Chutzpah
You gain some Moxie points!

autosell: 4 slimy alveolus
You gain 1,600 Meat

showplayer.php?who=1775888

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 3,368 hit points

buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 425 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)

use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 48 Muscularity Points

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon

familiar Machine Elf (21 lbs)

buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 425 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)

use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 49 Muscularity Points

buy 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 425 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (5)

use 5 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 52 Muscularity Points

[72] The Slime Tube
Encounter: Showdown
Took choice 326/2: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=2

bjornify Adventurous Spelunker (17 lbs)

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)

[72] The Slime Tube
Encounter: Showdown
Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
Encounter: Mother Slime
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: Trufferson smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"
You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (1)
Round 1: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1,057 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Florida Hopkins tosses you a chunk of ore.
You acquire an item: cardboard ore
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 421 attack power.
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 387 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 112 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1921 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1907 defense.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 406 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 429 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 211 damage.
Round 4: You gain 211 hit points
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 411 attack power.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 403 defense.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 19 defense.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 412 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 393 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 15 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 398 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 413 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 406 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 112 damage.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 398 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 398 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 409 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 420 defense.
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SAUCESHELL!
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 387 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 421 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 220 damage.
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 299 damage.
Round 11: You gain 7 hit points
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 407 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 382 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 11: You lose 625 hit points
Round 11: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 304 damage.
Round 12: You gain 5 hit points
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 418 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 12: You lose 532 hit points
Round 12: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 299 damage.
Round 13: You gain 6 hit points
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 401 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 419 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
Round 13: You lose 364 hit points
Round 13: yojimbos_law casts THRUST-SMACK!
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 299 damage.
Round 14: You gain 7 hit points
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 404 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 414 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
Round 14: You lose 205 hit points
Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 167 damage.
Round 15: You gain 6 hit points
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 406 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 15: You lose 88 hit points
Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 358 damage.
Round 16: You gain 7 hit points
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 436 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 438 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 16: You lose 54 hit points
Round 16: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 13 damage.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 372 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 405 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 17: You lose 25 hit points
Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 526 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 12 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 441 defense.
Round 18: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (3)
After Battle: Trufferson snaps his fingers and you seem to slide into a neighboring parallel dimension in which you are slightly wealthier.
Spade Alert - possible unknown meat bonus: +1 +2 -2 -3 -4 +5 +6 -6 +7 -7 -8 +10 +11 -11
You gain 63 Meat.
After Battle: You gain 1746 Fortitude
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 587 Wizardliness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 570 Smarm
You gain some Moxie points!

autosell: 3 slimy alveolus
You gain 1,200 Meat

buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
You spent 475 Meat
You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal

use 1 blood of the Wereseal
You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 3,184 hit points

familiar Slimeling (16 lbs)

feed 1 seal-skull helmet to Slimeling (estimated 1.0 charges)

feed 1 chef's hat to Slimeling (estimated 3.0 charges)

buy 1 alpha-mail pants for 997 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 997 Meat
You acquire an item: alpha-mail pants

equip pants alpha-mail pants

[73] The Slime Tube
Encounter: Showdown
Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
Encounter: Mother Slime
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: El Smiling is looking a little thin.
Round 1: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
Round 1: You lose 2,146 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Florida Hopkins tosses you a chunk of ore.
You acquire an item: vinyl ore
Round 2: El Smiling sniffs around, looking for something to absorb.
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 378 attack power.
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 360 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 111 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1771 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1753 defense.
Round 3: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 19 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 19 damage.
Round 3: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
Round 3: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 349 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 367 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 210 damage.
Round 4: You gain 210 hit points
Round 4: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 358 attack power.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 381 defense.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 353 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 357 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 6: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 18 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 6: Mother Slime takes 18 damage.
Round 6: You gain 18 Muscularity Points
Round 6: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 371 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 390 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
Round 6: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 6: You lose 1,080 hit points
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
Round 7: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 19 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 19 damage.
Round 7: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
Round 7: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 404 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 360 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 15 defense.
Round 8: El Smiling paces around aimlessly, making wet squishy noises.
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 365 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 373 defense.
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
Round 9: El Smiling sniffs around, looking for something to absorb.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 370 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 365 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 111 damage.
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 22 defense.
Round 10: El Smiling leaps on your opponent, sliming her for 16 damage. It's inspiring!
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
Round 10: You gain 16 Muscularity Points
Round 10: El Smiling's starting to look a little thin.
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 369 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 373 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 11: You gain 8 hit points
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 399 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 393 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 11: You lose 477 hit points
Round 11: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 12: You gain 8 hit points
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 380 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 388 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
Round 12: You lose 125 hit points
Round 12: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 13: You gain 7 hit points
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 384 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 364 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 7 damage.
Round 13: You lose 83 hit points
Round 13: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 14: You gain 6 hit points
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 382 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 370 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 14: You lose 122 hit points
Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 15: You gain 7 hit points
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 367 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 16 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 15: You lose 64 hit points
Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 342 damage.
Round 16: You gain 6 hit points
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 385 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 360 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 16: You lose 27 hit points
Round 16: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 405 damage.
Round 17: You gain 8 hit points
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 390 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 390 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 17: You lose 14 hit points
Round 17: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 461 damage.
Round 18: You gain 9 hit points
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 392 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 387 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 14 damage.
Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 493 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 380 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 369 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 15 damage.
Round 19: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
After Battle: You gain 1636 Muscleboundness
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 530 Enchantedness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 519 Chutzpah
You gain some Moxie points!

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 4,010 hit points

autosell: 4 slimy alveolus
You gain 1,600 Meat

buy 1 football helmet for 1068 each from Armory and Leggery
You spent 1,068 Meat
You acquire an item: football helmet

equip hat football helmet

[74] The Slime Tube
Encounter: Showdown
Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
Encounter: Mother Slime
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: El Smiling is just skin and bones. Well, slime and slime, technically, but still -- you should feed him!
Round 1: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1,771 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Florida Hopkins tosses you a chunk of ore.
You acquire an item: bubblewrap ore
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 410 attack power.
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 409 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 115 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1917 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1894 defense.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 410 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 382 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 211 damage.
Round 4: You gain 211 hit points
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 426 attack power.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 435 defense.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
Round 5: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 389 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 414 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 21 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 401 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 407 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 12 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 13 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 405 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 416 defense.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 365 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 409 defense.
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 115 damage.
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 387 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 426 defense.
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 11: You gain 6 hit points
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 397 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 8 damage.
Round 11: You lose 168 hit points
Round 11: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 12: You gain 8 hit points
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 432 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 387 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
Round 12: You lose 132 hit points
Round 12: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 13: You gain 6 hit points
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 432 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 375 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 13: You lose 98 hit points
Round 13: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 140 damage.
Round 14: You gain 8 hit points
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 403 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 411 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 14: You lose 69 hit points
Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 15: You gain 8 hit points
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 409 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 418 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 15: You lose 101 hit points
Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 16: You gain 6 hit points
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 403 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 393 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
Round 16: You lose 49 hit points
Round 16: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 340 damage.
Round 17: You gain 7 hit points
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 444 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 408 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
Round 17: You lose 28 hit points
Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 406 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 429 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 404 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
Round 18: You lose 9 hit points
Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 463 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 419 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 388 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 20: Mother Slime takes 498 damage.
Round 20: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 20: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 20: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 20: Mother Slime drops 375 attack power.
Round 20: Mother Slime drops 421 defense.
Round 20: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
After Battle: You gain 1796 Fortitude
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 551 Mysteriousness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 567 Smarm
You gain some Moxie points!


cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 2,304 hit points

[75] The Slime Tube
Encounter: Showdown
Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=326&option=1
Encounter: Mother Slime
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: El Smiling is just skin and bones. Well, slime and slime, technically, but still -- you should feed him!
Round 1: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1,709 hit points
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
Round 2: Mother Slime drops 432 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mother Slime takes 118 damage.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1932 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 1901 defense.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 417 attack power.
Round 3: Mother Slime drops 410 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Mother Slime takes 210 damage.
Round 4: You gain 210 hit points
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 412 attack power.
Round 4: Mother Slime drops 414 defense.
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 410 attack power.
Round 5: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 22 defense.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 404 attack power.
Round 6: Mother Slime drops 394 defense.
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 14 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 12 defense.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 389 attack power.
Round 7: Mother Slime drops 395 defense.
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPERS!
Round 8: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 402 attack power.
Round 8: Mother Slime drops 420 defense.
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 140 damage.
Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 399 attack power.
Round 9: Mother Slime drops 402 defense.
Round 9: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 9: You lose 579 hit points
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 439 attack power.
Round 10: Mother Slime drops 382 defense.
Round 10: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
Round 10: You lose 480 hit points
Round 10: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 11: You gain 6 hit points
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 420 attack power.
Round 11: Mother Slime drops 372 defense.
Round 11: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
Round 11: You lose 367 hit points
Round 11: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 12: You gain 9 hit points
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 396 attack power.
Round 12: Mother Slime drops 412 defense.
Round 12: Mother Slime takes 6 damage.
Round 12: You lose 96 hit points
Round 12: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 13: You gain 6 hit points
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 402 attack power.
Round 13: Mother Slime drops 407 defense.
Round 13: Mother Slime takes 2 damage.
Round 13: You lose 192 hit points
Round 13: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 136 damage.
Round 14: You gain 6 hit points
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 384 attack power.
Round 14: Mother Slime drops 376 defense.
Round 14: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
Round 14: You lose 112 hit points
Round 14: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 137 damage.
Round 15: You gain 8 hit points
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 10 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 411 attack power.
Round 15: Mother Slime drops 405 defense.
Round 15: Mother Slime takes 3 damage.
Round 15: You lose 52 hit points
Round 15: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 325 damage.
Round 16: You gain 8 hit points
Round 16: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 11 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 399 attack power.
Round 16: Mother Slime drops 396 defense.
Round 16: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 398 damage.
Round 17: You gain 7 hit points
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 9 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 395 attack power.
Round 17: Mother Slime drops 407 defense.
Round 17: Mother Slime takes 4 damage.
Round 17: You lose 15 hit points
Round 17: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 452 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 9 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 444 attack power.
Round 18: Mother Slime drops 378 defense.
Round 18: Mother Slime takes 5 damage.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 501 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime takes 11 damage.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 10 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 11 defense.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 381 attack power.
Round 19: Mother Slime drops 417 defense.
You acquire an item: Xiblaxian alloy
Round 19: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Florida Hopkins surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: El Smiling hops around, dancing a jig accompanied by wet squelching noises.
You acquire an item: slimy alveolus (4)
After Battle: You gain 1792 Strongness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 542 Wizardliness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 592 Chutzpah
You gain some Moxie points!