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The Very Important Guca RULES (Updated)

Aug 24th, 2025
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  1. The Principality of Neo Nonomystan - colloquially known as Meguca - hereby referred to as F.C. /guca/, must play with these very important RULES to ensure the comfort and safety of all involved.
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  3. Both Teams must:
  4. 1. be rootin
  5. 2. be tootin
  6. 3. and by god be shootin
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  8. but most of all
  9. 4. be kind
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  11. 5. F.C. /guca/ will start the match with it's most powerful WARRIORS. Making sure the team is in BEST CONDITION before the game kicks off.
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  13. 6. F.C /guca/'s WARRIORS Like You/Unlike You and Sex Koko/Sex Doko are GAY SLUTS and must play with their counterparts under any and all circumstances.
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  15. 7. F.C. /guca/ will substitute 3 of its tired WARRIORS at the 60th minute. The best conditioned WARRIORS waiting on the bench will emerge onto the pitch to replace them.
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  17. 8. F.C. /guca/ will not back down from any opponent and accepts all match incentives, +2 challenges, and death games including those that risk loss of life, limb, or lunch.
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  19. 9. The Principality of Neo Nonomystan does not recognize the sovereignty of the following, and will refuse to participate in any challenges involving:
  20. - All Vtuber teams
  21. - All teams placed into Group T
  22. - All teams created by Latvians
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