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| 1 | The Principality of Neo Nonomystan - colloquially known as Meguca - hereby referred to as F.C. /guca/, must play with these very important RULES to ensure the comfort and safety of all involved. | |
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| 3 | Both Teams must: | |
| 4 | 1. be rootin | |
| 5 | 2. be tootin | |
| 6 | 3. and by god be shootin | |
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| 8 | but most of all | |
| 9 | 4. be kind | |
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| 11 | - | 5. F.C. /guca/ will start the match with it's most powerful WARRIORS. Making sure the team is in BEST CONDITION before the game kicks off. |
| 11 | + | 5. F.C. /guca/ will start the match with it's most powerful WARRIORS. Making sure the team is in BEST CONDITION before the game kicks off. |
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| 13 | - | 6. F.C. /guca/ will substitute 3 of its tired WARRIORS at the 60th minute. The best conditioned WARRIORS waiting on the bench will emerge onto the pitch to replace them. |
| 13 | + | 6. F.C /guca/'s WARRIORS Like You/Unlike You and Sex Koko/Sex Doko are GAY SLUTS and must play with their counterparts under any and all circumstances. |
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| 15 | - | 7. F.C. /guca/ will not back down from any opponent and accepts all match incentives, +2 challenges, and death games including those that risk loss of life, limb, or lunch. |
| 15 | + | 7. F.C. /guca/ will substitute 3 of its tired WARRIORS at the 60th minute. The best conditioned WARRIORS waiting on the bench will emerge onto the pitch to replace them. |
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| 17 | - | 8. The Principality of Neo Nonomystan does not recognize the sovereignty of the following, and will refuse to participate in any challenges involving: |
| 17 | + | 8. F.C. /guca/ will not back down from any opponent and accepts all match incentives, +2 challenges, and death games including those that risk loss of life, limb, or lunch. |
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| 19 | 9. The Principality of Neo Nonomystan does not recognize the sovereignty of the following, and will refuse to participate in any challenges involving: | |
| 20 | - All Vtuber teams | |
| 21 | - All teams placed into Group T | |
| 22 | - All teams created by Latvians |
