[20:38.00] <Spandau> I'm thinking the intro is his demon boss hearing that he's getting takeout and forgot to phone the home office to ask if anyone wanted anything
[20:38.24] <Spandau> throwing a temper tantrum that destroys the universe he was headed to
[20:38.40] <Spandau> then cut to a week later and his boss getting whiny because he's so hungry  and he needs more assmad
[20:44.22] <Zerohex> ehue
[20:44.32] <DrBones> That's gonna be great
[20:44.56] <DrBones> Especially since one of the characters' intros was them failing to save their speshul snowflake world from a "Void Devourer"
[20:46.10] <Parser> right ok
[20:46.25] <Dinorocket> I'm mucking about with snack right now
[20:46.49] <Parser> stream in 15
[20:50.18] <Spandau> I'm debating if I should clarify that this happens like
[20:50.20] <Spandau> twice a week
[20:50.35] <Spandau> and the universes get repared in about a month so he just has to bide his time here
[20:51.10] <DrBones> You could
[20:52.19] <Parser> just imply some higher authority is taking care of it
[20:52.30] <Parser> but the higher authority is just five teens with attitude
[20:52.39] <Dinorocket> Those bastards
[20:52.39] <Parser> (fucking time machines man)

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[One Week Ago.]
In a luxurious castle, nestled on a planetoid tucked away in the asteroid belt of the Gravulax system, a demon no less than 10 stories in height was receiving extremely dire news. He glared down with his half-dozen glass-black eyes at the