01      /*
02        GNOT General Public License!
03        (c) 1995-2001 Microsoft Corporation
04      */
05      #include "dos.h"
06      #include "win95.h"
07      #include "win98.h"
08      #include "sco_unix.h"
09      class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
10      {
11       int totalNewFeatures = 3;
12       int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
13       float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
14       bool readyForRelease = FALSE;
15
16       void main()
17       {
18        while (!CRASHED)
19        {
20         if (first_time_install)
21         {
22          if (installed RAM < 2GB || processorSpeed < 4GHz)
23          {
24           MessageBox("Hardware incompatibity error.");
25           GetKeyPress ();
26           BSOD();
27          }
28         }
29         Make10GBswapfile():
30         SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|AHYTHING_GOOGLE);
31         AddRandomDriver();
32         MessageBox("Driver incompatibily error.");
33         GetKeyPress();
34         BSOD();
35        }
36
37        //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
38        //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
39        printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
40        if (still_not_crashed)
41        {
42         CheckUserLicense();
43         DoubleCheckUserLicense();
44         TripleCheckUserLicense();
45         RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
46         DisplayFancyGraphics();
47         FlickerLED(hard_drive);
48         RunWindowsXP();
49         return LotsMoreMoney;
50        }
51       }
52      }